12 thoughts on “Texts that illustrate the pure thotery rampant in modern dating”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Stuart Odell says:

    Train fact: They need rails!

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tempekijji says:

    Donkeys are very smart, and that is the dumbest animals.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars CasualChip says:

    There once was a girl names Jeannie,
    She wasn't a bore nor a meanie.
    Her boobs were not blimps, yet over ten thousand simps,
    would gladly whip out their weenies.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars GreezyTingz says:

    I never make up train facts ๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Van Hattfield says:

    I thought Henry was going rhyme:

    There once was a girl named Jeannie
    Whose profile made her look like a meanie
    With no regret what she said when we met
    Was I looked like I'd have a small weenie

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Zephiel says:

    Its so funny when someone asks something like "do women like…?" im obsessed with pointing out generalizations.. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars The Champ says:

    I miss the good ol days of forced monogamy. But then I remember that newer feeling when you've got three FWBs at once and it's all good.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Stagger Lee says:

    all the best train facts involve your mom

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars kenneth donaldson says:

    my grandpa bob was the foreman at the illinois central homewood repair yard one of the busiest in the country i rode in an engine thru the washer like a car wash sprayed yellow soap on it grandpa said not to get the soap on clothes its acid and will eat holes in clothes

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars cmagee14 says:

    Geez Louise sorry to be crude but people are such whores on tinder!!! I can KINDA see one night stands after a drunken night at the bar happening but Jesus Christ i could NEVER just sleep with someone after a few texts on an app…im no angel and hate to be so judgmental but damn lol

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Don Didotchi says:

    The towers joke hhhhhhh

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jonadab the Unsightly One says:

    I have a train fact. During WWII, the submarine USS Barb was credited with sinking, among other things, a train.

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