Genie Today we're doing mixed reddits. All right. Our: Tick Tock That's what kind of thoughts do we got here. We got some Fitness ones she can't even get like full range of motion because of those babies.

All right. Girl walking. That's it. Just girl walking that's not real.

Of course it's real too. But what about the pool? The pool. All right. let's go Classic Tick Tock Top Classic skirt.

A little bit of hanging out there. can you hand me the Hamburger Helper on the bottom shelf? Yeah, no, not not that one. The other one. yeah, Man was getting like a two for one deal on that.

You got lots of meat for sure. All right. we got a classic song in the city. she's got a nice loose top on, yet it's also not loose for some reason.

All right we're doing me. I Don't know what's the cheapest y'all ever did. One time I went and got a rental car of my exact making model. manually swapped all four tires from my car to the rental, then took it back.

Had a whole new set of tires for about 75. Are you allowed to do that? This is like the most. Evil Genius Ratchet I've ever heard of what's the cheapest you ever did? I I Put shampoo, water and shampoo bottles to make them last longer. Six-year-old nephew Uncle Mike Why don't you have a wife? Me: I'm gay what that mean I Like men, not women silence.

So why don't you have a husband? It still doesn't change the fact that you were single. it's asking the real questions. Uber Will soon know if you're drunk and could refuse to pick you up. That defeats the whole purpose or point of uber.

I Think they're talking about the people who are like way too drunk, right? Like the people that'll hop on the Uber and immediately vomit all over the place. So what for those people just like die Kind of? Yeah. The Simpsons Own this home on a single salary from a husband who didn't go to college. This was considered normal in 1989 when the show began.

Holy that house is Huge. Yeah, that's a nice house. Most people's houses are like the signs of like that garage and that top. Now it could also be where do they live if you live in Alabama or Alabama yeah, get someone like that.

but if he lives in California Still not over the fact that there was a whole ass ad campaign for years promoting milk. Just milk. not a brand of milk. Just like the concept.

the idea of milk. oh my god, do you remember they'd all there be advertisements for milk and they didn't choose milk? No, because it's kind of weird. Those are crazy days. What do you guys get now? Siri Do my pets know I'm cleaning out their eye boobs or do they think I just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time I Don't think it's too real I Don't think pets ever realize that I'm cleaning out their eye boobs do.

Why do pets have eye boobs like every couple days and they're like massive. Try not touching your eye for two days. Oh, you're right. what goes on here I Don't know, are you even like Oklahoma At that point yes, the Panhandle yeah I feel like you're more like a mix of Texas Kansas Colorado and New Mexico at that point, does anyone live there? Oh, there's literally just nothing there.

All right, let's check out I'm finna go to hell. We got married. You can tell this is AI generated by the hands. Oh that's just Ricky Berwick Helicopter towards the volcanoes 250 000 Book yours now.

Okay, well to be fair, you can just get a helicopter tour for like a couple hundred dollars over a volcano. Yeah, that's pretty normal I think Now give me a summary to go inside of the lava. Magic School Bus That's the only way you get to go. Twin should make a magic school bus so you can go up somebody's in.

The reason why pitbulls are so unpredictably violent is because living in a home with a smoke alarms constantly chirping is the equivalent of Chinese Water torture for dogs. People do that to dogs. Are they insulting Pitbull Owners We're bananas for hashtag Black History Month Not cool Nintendo Not cool. That's illegal.

You can't do that Well, At least they didn't put watermelon or fried chicken. Why would they do that. suddenly? Yeah, what's the most awkward date y'all ever been on? He took me to his parents favorite spot. We saw his mom there feeding strawberries to another man.

He was about to confront her but his dad came out of the bathroom and sat with them and he grabs the man's hand. That was the night he learned his parents like to tag team other men. Oh oh no oh no dad. Why? Why couldn't at least be a woman or something.

You know like if you guys tag team woman they'd be like oh wow that's pretty interesting but like how to hide your side piece from your husband. Foreign together. how do you attacked him A guy? Wedding photographers have read it. what was yours.

They're not gonna last long moment. No joke. I'd recognize the groom from a grinder tag team guy Henry that's that's always the answer. Just tag team a guy.

LA Metro he's gay passed out Mary Jane it has Spider-Man Ever considered him. Stop. What do you think about this guy right here? Sexy. What would you rate them right now like a size game? Okay, they're not actually gay.

Uh, like he said I with you You don't know what I with you means with my Bros too no I'd With them, who's the lucky guy? Where's the lucky guy? Oh I Always thought this Reddit was supposed to be like funny. This is more like just like just just straight gay. yeah that's just spread am I gay Well I mean we know how this ends I like how I was like great now I got all right it's time for design Putting an option that only premium members can use for the watch later button used to be play next in queue Oh yeah this this I think this used to be a free feature but they put it behind the pay wall. This guy has great taste.

Why he has the Elder Scrolls for Oblivion oh he does. Oh I Love this guy. Man of culture Amazon Increasing the prices of products by 100 to add a 44 discount on Prime day. Yeah that's how sales work but I know for sure that's how Black Friday works.

Okay you ever like peel off the the stickers and like the items and you see like a cheaper price. It's Windows 11 automatically attempting to install HP software without my permission. probably because there's an HP printer on my network. Why does Microsoft think this is okay I Usually just say yes to this.

The problem is having an HP printer. Oh God The worst printers in the world Yeah I Don't know why. like like all printers come with a million programs I Just want to print printer Stopped working completely until a supply plan with the manufacturer is purchased. your grace period has expired.

To continue printing from this printer, activate your supply plan What printer is this so that I can never buy it. That's how they make money though. Like they don't. Yeah, they don't make money from the printer itself actually.

I Think they lose money. They make money from the ink that you purchase afterwards. That's why. Like our printer still has a giant sticker on it that says like subscribe for like ink cartridges every month I Don't know why I don't take that thing off.

Is it still there? Yeah, it still says like subscribe no I will not disable my app Block For you nice try Zuckerberg Your ad blockers blocking post from friends. In seven days, two posts from friends were blocked. How's your ad block interface with allow post and answer load jeans Inevitable. The tech Giants will find the ways to shove their ads up their asses.

It's only a matter of time. Genie Let's check out DIY How does she come up with this? This is gonna be like so slippery that you can just keep running. No, that's just running is free. Like you can just go outside.

Yeah, just start going kid. You don't need to be in a treadmill unless she literally lives in like you know, the Amazon rainforest and she walks outside she'll die. Oh that's an even better Trend The One Body Shop I Messaged for a quote, never replied. So I had no choice but to paint my bumper myself.

Oh dear is this is this like a DIY or is this just like modded your car? Not gonna lie. I Think the Body shop saw what you wanted to do and was like oh, I ain't doing that Oops Okay, he's cleaning it out Okay, he's vacuuming it Vaseline Why do you vacuuming release spray glue sticks making an amalgamation of glue? Oh he's gonna glue. Um, he's making a mold to like fill it in with concrete and then he's just gonna slap it on. Yeah, he made a perfect mold hold on I was playing with concrete.

What was going on? Dude. The title of the video was awesome. DIY Road Repair It's not. Isn't every construction worker just a DIY person? Then a waste of perfectly good shoes.

Is that for like art purposes? Okay, those are good shoes. Oh, you're gonna. oh, you're making like those Croc boots. Oh it's got the Guy Fieri design.

Oh oh that. oh God what are those what? I thought Okay, fine but some choosing Beggars Okay, no beginner levels. Three to five plus years experience only looking for a wedding photographer that will not take me for a ride Iris during my money I'm paying 25 an hour for two hours and you get free cater food and one drink if your photos are to my standards. I'll tip you an additional 25 after reviewing your final edits.

Yes, this will include you editing too. No paying you 500 for two hours of your time for a hobby not a skill. Inflation is out of control. Wedding is in October You will be dressed appropriately untimely.

Yeah! I Wouldn't be surprised if she got no responses. How would you rate this? You're basically being like please nobody, sign up for this job. Photography is Hobby Life is a hobby, not a skill. You're right for them.

This was their response when they asked about pay. Okay, I Understand what would the compensation be? We have quite famous people from Hollywood and other places and they never ask for compensation. How famous are you? You must be very important to be requesting such compensation. Please tell us more about yourself.

Sorry I Don't have the spare time to work for free. Okay, good luck charging to make a postman. You mean good luck finding a person that's willing to rate content for you for free? Yeah, Who The hell's gonna take time out of there to write an article for your magazine Like what the actual say Yes I will Google Gaga Foreign. that's a genetic failure if I've seen one dude Henry you would look at a teacup puddle and everyone you guys hate us.

it's having fun. If I were a little crab I'd do that too today. I Have the concept of fun. But every living being has a concept of fun.

It's the meaning of life. Like what's the point of living life If there's no fun survival. the post guy's eyelashes because eyelashes God Damn it. sorry those eyebrows.

My lashes are this they did Sharp What in the world? What the What the ow my ears. it doesn't seem too happy to see him but I'm pretty sure that's his kid sir. I was trying I was trying to baby I was trying to get the milk we're gonna check out uh some. Tinder Second time I match with this girl I don't get some people.

we matched before and I called you fat and it shattered your small ego. Then why would you match with me again to remind you that you're still a fatty I think this is her way of flirting. she never got past. Elementary School The question is, why did you also swipe right on her again? Curiosity: Why do you guys keep swimming right at each other And then that's how they get married? That's How I Met Your Mother My gosh, she wants you a chubby baby.

Oh you know why he matches her again. He's desperate because guys. Sweat Right on everything. she told me this 20 minutes before our day after chatting on hinge for four to five days.

I may not have told you that I can't speak English at all I think I'll use Google Translate when I don't understand oh dear. So being in person I don't think would work out very well I like how like the comment was like she hot maybe it's worth it dude. pretty cute. she's ugly then damn I Feel bad for people she's hot.

That's it for a mixed Reddit All right thank you so much for watching. We'll see you guys next time. Peace! Hey thank you so much.