Hey everybody welcome back to mxr, plays today we're doing central legion dating whoa yeah, we're gon na check out some asian curated memes. No, you can't watch me poop. I actually wasn't aware this was like something guys wanted to do. Okay, guys want girls to sit on their faces watching them.

Poop might not be so surprising. No, some guys want them to uh poop on their faces. That's some there get it. Three inches feels like nine when you're in love.

Oh, that's, sweet! Don't give men hope that gives men, lots of hope and even the most cavernous vaginas feel like tight gloves when you're in love going to the gym to forget about her. Oh, i understand that one, oh yeah, oh, that one's a little gross so because she's a 10 out of 10. yeah, what's better her name, is bully sexual intercourse. No that's 60 pounds! No! This is 66.

Look at the pendant. Look at the hole! Look at the stick going into the hole, henry that's weights. Okay, then what is it about? Then? I don't know exactly it's penetration and then this is getting your hands. Everything reminds me of her same idea: different designs, a mouse trap, a bear trap and a wife trap.

You mean husband, trap, oh yeah, that makes sense husband, trap yeah. This is clearly wrong. Marriage is a great, loving union between two couples when they're right when they're wrong. Yes, it's a trap.

Well, i don't even like wings honestly, i hate this guy. How about you make me laugh, knock knock who's there you can. You can who you can no longer direct message, this person honestly, don't blame you, because how can you not like wings, this girl's blocked quite a few people at this point, it's just another day on tinder when you're so gorgeous that no one has the guts to Talk to you so you're, just there at the club alone, like so poopy, you go queen safety with me gene whenever, like i go to the club, i'm always alone no girl ever comes up to me. It's because they're intimidated by my good looks.

You must be like ugh if i must then go up to them. Yeah difficulty level, three star, four star, five star too many stars. It's honestly, not that hard. If you catch them unawares, you can genuinely just grab someone's name.

No, i can't do that, but it's okay junior, we don't need those. We have the last one right when you give an ugly guy a chance and he starts acting like you're, the ugly one, oh wow, that actually is pretty common. Really, i feel, like ugly guys, think they're the king. They have this weird pride eagle thing yeah.

Maybe it's because, like one like kind of attractive girl finds some attractive and he's like, i must be the hottest in the world, because some girl found me attractive. That must mean all girls find me attractive. My mom found her at chinese wedding, gown chong song for 26 years ago. So we wanted to see if my dad recognized wait, can't remember his wife's wedding dress.

It's been a long time. Do you actually remember the wedding dress that your girl will dawn on like if i put a five white ball, gowns right? Okay, if they're all like white balling, i probably wouldn't remember but like this - is like a pretty distinctive colorful pattern, floral tones? Would you really know which one it was you'll be like it's familiar, but you can't quite put your finger on it yeah. It's true. Also, your dan like looks really young and kind of good.

Looking for a dad. Okay, i'm not gay, but the mom was a cutie. Did you see the pictures? Yeah they're, all pretty hot huh? They were kind of creepy. Others find you a boyfriend that will care for you, the boyfriend babe.

You got money for lunch, no eh, okay, don't eat. So much i mean it's logical. It makes sense like don't don't eat that much. If you don't have any money then like, instead of going for like the whopper, you know go for the the dollar menu see like this might look insensitive, but the boyfriend truly cares about her and is actually really trying to help her out here.

It's only because he cares you versus the guy. She told you not to worry about intuition test my boyfriend guy best friend. Oh no, oh no! I am pretty sure this is a prank there's, no way. Okay swiftly broke up after this.

Okay ready one, two one. Two one two one, two, okay, actually editors out are we meant for each other. I don't know see, i think if you, if you don't match up, that's better, because that means you guys complete each other. You guys complete the hand by not choosing the same fingers.

It's a lot of copium you're, inhaling! No, it's true! What's wrong, are they just like really good at making the face? I don't think he's crying for real wait. Why is everyone crying what's happening? Wait, i think it's for the camera because, like as soon as the guy turned around he started smiling either that or they're going into a horrible marriage. She's like i got ta be sexy but dancing. Oh, it's just a snapchat filter.

No, it's not it's! Not! That good we put the first man on the moon years ago. Why do we stop? Why do we not continue to put the rest of the men there explain, because it's a conspiracy, you're gon na put mormon on the moon and then what we just feel like. We did it, we did it. Let's go.

We have three men on the moon now, but then like for what purpose, if they're not gon na make an accident, it's just to measure your you know: hypothetical wow, hypothetical penis. I think it's because there's nothing there right like mars is where it's at that's. Why we stopped going to the moon, because we want to go to mars. Now, it's cooler! What about venus? I'm more like why i'm going to uranus right! I want to get out of here when his point is valid and you just kind of sit there like oh crap, maybe he's right has this ever happened, it's a bit too real, but then she'd be like, but it doesn't matter.

What the point is. The point is my feelings: no, no, no, and then it becomes just okay, my wife's watching, okay, so thick or skinny, my wife's watching. Do you think i'm thick or skinny my wife's watching? I can't see her. I can see her.

I'm scared. What? If i don't post it, you're 27, i'm a six you're, a six number twenty seven and i'm at 27. you're, the sixth and how old do you think i am my wife's watching? That's a great response: don't fall for any traps. Do not respect respond to a like girl in a sexy, bikini or anything about what you think about her hello, fellow human, i'm human too.

Let's stand here as humans and be human making excuses for me to come over babe. I think you left us in my house: you want to come, get it bad bad. What's that lint. Did you just want me to come over? No babe, you want your limp, packed! Oh, no! It's! Okay! Baby! You can keep it.

I think you should get it haha, so you want me to come, get it. It looks important, so you want me to come to your house, get my lint and go home. I mean you can come over and get the lid and we can like check to see if there's more or something so you want me to come, hang out and look for more lit. You know i wouldn't want to like.

Have you come over? If wasn't it for anything important, is this the definition of a tsundere yeah? All it takes for you to get a guy come over to three words? Okay, my parents aren't home. That's four counting is hard. Okay, parents aren't home three words, that's it. What is philophobia philophobia is a fear of falling in love.

It can also be a fear of getting into a relationship or fear that you will not be able to maintain a relationship. Many people experience a minor fear of falling in love at some point in their lives, but in extreme cases philophobia can make people feel isolated and unloved yeah. It's weird. I've never had this before.

It seems like it's relating to genie. Were you afraid of falling in love with me genie yeah? Is it possible to develop philophobia in a relationship? Oh that's called losing hope in your relationship. Oh okay, another subcategory of philophobia, ladies who want to come with me. Oh, is this a mother's day thing yeah, mother of god, these men are giant erections giant walking.

I don't know, though, because i'd rather have like a woman's touch. What if they have like the most delicate touch in the world and their hands, are smooth as butter but they're that jacked yeah and you even get to touch their abs without, like you know, any sexual assault accusations all right yeah i give the salon shot. Oh, no, i'm just kidding i'd go too so that i could get like some gym tips. You know her, i'm so happy you're not like the other guys that just want to smash all the dbz grips, see i'm in it for the long con.

Actually, when i met ginny, i genuinely was just like. I really like her as a person. I didn't think of you like, like super sexually. Oh, thank you not saying your body's bad or anything.

Thank you, but i wasn't in any kind of you know, rush. You can ask my old self. If you had a time machine, i don't know the old stuff would be like. I don't know.

Man leave me alone. This could be us, but i got ta change gears perfectly. Fine, actually isn't this like safer yeah. There should be two hands on that wheel, drive safe.

This could be us, but you know i got ta change the gears and then the girl's like but babe you don't drive manual. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone, that's common sense, leaving your body. Love does blind. You no genie made.

All the sense in the world she was in the sky modding. Like me, she was oh, no. What this is really weird: oh dude, those are these asian commercials. My gun comes somehow through all of this.

You know i'm not gay or anything, but i want to eat those crackers. Why? Who takes a cracker like that? Just take it. Oh my god, just no stop! No just take it. What's this, what i don't get it but okay, i like breaking bad when he replies to every part of the paragraph he texted henry.

Did you hoping for a gif? No! No! No! No! No is that why you clicked it because you're like oh, build a scissors. Snip and if so, sauce all right - i was just gon na say like i remember this - is how like teenage texting is the girl sends you a paragraph and then like? They basically expect to address every single sentence in the paragraph and then, when they return to respond to your paragraph, they also have to address every single sentence and then so, if you started for paragraph, the law is that after 10 minutes of texting, it should still Be a paragraph like at the minimum, and each text should be about 10 lines each. You seem very scarred. Oh yeah, i was scared.

Yeah expect a paragraph tonight from me. If your girlfriend has a friend that annoys, you don't tell her to stop being friends with her just casually mention how pretty she is. Oh, that is pretty smart. This works on men too.

Really, i don't think so. I don't think guys care yeah i'd be like. Oh, you think my friend's hot, i don't like this - would really work for you. I have hot friends, but this 100 works on women.

I think when he watches your story, but doesn't tell you that you look pretty, i that's cool and that woman like got all dressed up and pretty for themselves. I didn't think they expected us from us men because that's what they always say right or are you telling me that women are liars? I don't believe your genie, but here's the thing if the guy really cares right, why wouldn't he just say a lie all right. Just one line is that so hard you got me a present. How sweet opens? Are these aluminum panties to keep my dinner warm all right, all right, all right, it should have been like plastic.

You know to keep it fresh, wrap it up for later. Put it in the fridge she really keeps her should really keep the moisture yeah. I will be a few soon that sounds like she's gon na die and then we're gon na die before i give up on men. Is there anyone who wants to finish me completely like kill her like finish it off, because yeah, if anyone says, would you like to finish me, wouldn't that be like? Okay crush no one girls at the club.

What is with those lips? Oh my gosh. Those lips are amazing. What he made me want to drink water. It looks so good right.

I could deal with these pringles, so you're gon na get those you're gon na pour water down my throat. Oh my god. Are you, okay, yeah? That monkey got skill. He dumped me so i'm dating his landlord.

We increasing the rent tomorrow wow it's a bit of a five brain move. I feel like this is where girls have the advantage they get to just like choose who they want to date in order to get back at somebody, it's not like. We can just like yeah, i'm gon na go date. Your landlord, you know, there's one girl that got banned on instagram, so she went on linkedin and found every single facebook employee slept with every single one of them until someone brought her account back, i can't do that.

I can't go and sleep with everyone on facebook. Get my instagram account back. I can't get someone to sleep with me, not that i would want to in a relationship with andrew joseph wait. Do i know you? I don't think so, but i wanted to be in a relationship with somebody.

So i closed my eyes and did eenie meenie miney mo and it landed on you. Unfortunately, okay, it's actually, fortunately, amanda. Also. I thought you had to like consent to this on facebook.

I guess you can just like add anybody home. So technically i could put like in a relationship you can youngling19 and nicki was wow. This is up yeah, i think killing kids will never get old, just like those kids they'll never be able to get old. Oh i'm that cat to your comment like oh, that was good men - are complicated.

The language of men up not mean what's up down nod means you have my respect right nod. I need to talk to you about something left, not yo check this out. Really. I didn't know about these.

What do you think left not so like if i wanted you to check out like this pack and go and be like no you'd be like, and then, if i need you to talk about something i'd be like, i don't know. Actually, it's really accurate. I don't know, i don't know about these two. I know the first and then, if you do right and left in succession that means you're about to get beat up and he's like i'm gon na fight you.

No. That means you have mental issues, what huh, how oh you're, just sitting there and you're like my skills, when my crush is watching, they appear to be gone. She looks like darling, she looks like uh o2. Yes, she does wow, you know more than i do narrowed in it's zero too.

I'm i get what you were trying to say why you keep taking my wrinkles that i take out for myself. I don't understand, i don't know, look if a pringle appears in front of me yeah. It wasn't even in front of you. It was in front of me as long as it's in my vision.

They appear to be gone soon, yeah, but i still know of its existence couple in india sue sun for not giving them a grandchild, they're demanding competition worth nearly 000. If no grandchild is born within a year, not gon na lie might be cheaper than having an actual child yeah i mean, i guess it like must suck if you wanted a grandchild, and that was like your whole reason for existing and then your son's like no, But like you can't do anything about it, so it is what it is. That's not a good reason for existing he's, like i guess i'll just die. Then oh look pringle! I put even further from you you're scaring me, and you know i don't even know that one is just ridiculous if you go for it.

Okay, that one thing that we desired come here. Let me spoil you spoiling how she's gon na take out like nascar toy story. You spoil me, no, i don't want any more pringles. No, no, stop stop spoiling it.

No, this is my own money genie. This doesn't make sense, that's not how that works. I want to build a home with my partner, that's safe from the loudness of the world. There will be no yelling, no slamming of doors.

No passive aggressive comments, we'll resolve our issues as a family. I want to build a home, that's full of love. Well, that's easier said than done: oh yeah, have you ever suffered carpenter ants in that home ain't, fun man? This is what everybody wants in the ideal world, no one's like yeah. I love passive aggressive comments.

I want my girlfriend to give me one every single day. I want a home, that's full of hatred, fear no yeah. What is that? What huh i like? How you're just like automatically reading the korean now, because i know you're gon na - ask what it means yeah and i'm gon na say. I have no idea what it has to do with this clip.

What is that thing behind her air conditioner in korea? It's not freaking huge. Are you serious why it gets hot may i? So? What do you rate her dance? It's really adorable very impressed by that apron. How is it holding it together? Let's try and express, oh, my god, someone's saying, booby boo right, that's boo and that's a bee right so yeah all right! That's it for subtle asian dating leave a like! If you just want to be spoiled yes by me in bed, let me spoil it i'll feed you pringles, slowly into your mouth, all right! Thank you! So much for watching we'll see you next time. Peace,.