Jim, would you like to check out the best comics of this month? I would be delighted uh, oh my god, i that was impressive. That was the best burp i've ever had. Oh, my god, you're on your way pad one gyarados used, hyperbeam pikachu avoided the attack. The trainer did not oh damn, she's.

Looking kind of fine, though yeah. It's pretty crazy, like some of the bigger pokemon, get moves like hyper beam, which basically look like atomic bombs, and then we put little tiny rodents in front of it. It's like go for it. Fam good luck well gang.

We did it. We caught an nft time to see who's behind this mystery money laundering. That is true right and they would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you, meddling, kids, but everybody's so caught up in the technology genie. What about the future? What about the artists? What about technology? You tell me it's all just money laundering genie when i die, i have only one request: bury me with sock puppets on my hands so when the dead start to rise from their graves, my entrance gets to be the best yeah.

I mean, i guess the solid point cause like eventually that'll happen right at some point: we're all gon na turn into zombies and come out, so you might as well make it the best. But then you have pop stuff up your hands. How are you going to grab anyone? Oh you're saving lives too, because then they can't do anything with that. Want some come on all right, sniff sniff! It is this water.

It makes the drink last longer i like how he's in the full-on suit it's gon na save us on refills. I love the look on his face to it. This would be so much faster on an ipad. This will be so much faster on paper.

The problem was me the whole time the more you know. I already know what you're going to say about this enlighten me. The problem was me the whole time. What have you been saying? The problem has been me the whole time, our relationship, the camera.

Oh, wouldn't it be cool to go back in time and blow everyone's mind with our current technology rectangle. They were just camera filters. I think what you want is to go back in time like not that far back you want to go to maybe like 1990s, when you won't be burned as a witch post-industrial revolution, you should be safe. Yeah there was war and depression, okay, he's playing with his cat and he takes a picture of him rainbow ribbon and then he posted it on instagram um.

Don't you know that cats can strangle themselves on ribbons and die? This post is literally so problematic. Do better wow a rainbow ribbon when will gay stop shoving their beliefs down my throat? I have no gag reflex by the way. Wait. What adam i've been sending you pics of my butthole for months, and you don't even have the tendency to respond? Unfollowed show us your feet, your feet, adam.

I need your feet adam, my butthole, my butthole. I've waited at you multiple times at this point my asshole's been staring at you adam. I know you've been looking down that gaping hole, restaurant, this way, yay and so she's, like okay, i'll sit at the stump and the wolves are like. Oh i'm ready to eat this food and she's like ah and then your review, nice location, but rude staff will not go again.

That's a very tame review. Also, if the wolves look that cute, i just let them eat me they're, so adorable. So, if someone's cute enough, they can just eat you good news. Everyone due to recent budget cuts, i fired bender and replaced him with a new, nearly identical robot.

Who sounds completely different. That's why i don't watch futurama sup meat puppets! Oh clearly, you love it though, but bender's been working at planet express for over 23 years. You ever take a hiatus. You can't just replace a veteran talent like that.

Technically, technically you morally can't illegally. God is that the voice? I don't know what legally now now curler here might be newer, cheaper and more fuel efficient than bender, but he's every bit as wacky and lovable as every other member of this crew he'll be coming up with marketable catchphrases. In no time you guys mind if i pop a hard seltzer professor, isn't there some way we can just get the old bender back. I suppose if we had some regular source of revenue and a willingness to negotiate his contract, it really is hopeless.

Then, anyway, it won't be long before you've all completely forgotten about who what was his name? That's right, bonder! Well, i don't like it. He may have just been a piece of replaceable hardware to you, but to me he was my best friend, i'm, never forgetting bonder. You read this whole thing for, like i did my absolute best to voice act, which i never do, and that was the joke. You did a great job.

This is the number one upvoted comic of this month, guys yeah. I think it's the fact that, like he kind of like nailed, futurama's humor it just it literally feels like futurama. Did you know that penguin's made for life, or at least that's what i thought rachel you rachel, you yep? The is wrong with you rachel i was holding our eggs and you go out and another guy how many daddies are holding your eggs rachel. Look at that ass on that squirrel.

It's so sick, you're thinking. But do you see that ass though she's sticking that up like she's, proud of it she's been squatting all day? Did you know the squirrel? That's in our backyard is so fat. It ate all the nuts because you put 70 nuts in her backyard genie. I wonder why he's fat, but what about that ass, how's that shaping up, i didn't really look.

We should invite drew to the party. He always has an excuse, i'd love to, but i'm rooted to the ground. He can't come. I told you because he has a root cause.

Oh, how was your weekend we pretended to be homeless. We slept on the ground, we ate canned fruit. I even met some of her homeless friends. Is he serious? I took him camping for fun yeah.

I guess camping is like technically just being homeless right. Hmm, i'm a little tired of having a home all the time, it'd be nice to like not have a home for once and see how that's like. Oh, my god, this sounds like a stupid youtube. Video idea, facebook, i keep you connected instagram, i get you followers.

I asked to see you naked. I don't remember why i use you. No reddit is this for, like i will show you something you didn't even think you wanted to see. I'm like.

Oh okay, cool and i will show you titties as well. What are you guys doing? We're filming the meeting ritual of these tree frogs? Oh wow, i've never seen a documentary being made before documentaries. Does somebody order a pizza with this? Oh, i don't have too much right now, but can't hit you. Oh you look sick.

Who are you i'm mother nature? Are you here to help me? Yes, i have just this thing. Your periods isn't that fast, when i already start feeling shitty right and i feel sick, and it's like my body's, like oh, i mean if you're gon na be sick, then you're just gon na start bleeding too might as well release it all now and i'm like, But why, though, because you know the whole world thing that's going around - is that how wordle works? Yes, all right, guess guess what their five letter word is today, so the i is in the right place, all right, um i give up. This is too hard vivid. It's vivid we're stupid god, damn it we're so goddamn stupid, oh god, why'd you introduce me to this now i feel stupid as hell.

I'm sorry oscar we have to let you go, please babe, don't leave things will get better. I promise. I can't believe it's come to this. You world, you, that's how cookie monster was made.

These hoes leave as soon as it gets tough. What do you wish mortal? I want to fly. Where would you like to fly? No, i want the ability of flying, oh okay. So do you want a flying suit, wings or the ability to fly using mental willpower wings? Would you like bird wings, bad wings, dragonfly wings, birds great now? What kind of bird wings would you like hawks barrel, hummingbird hummingbirds, sounds cool now in regards to your weight? Would you rather me shrink your body, or would you like to reduce bone bone density? Great now, we'll have to give you an increased metabolism, but to what extent will it depend on how long you play ask for world peace? This is if you asked henry this.

Actually makes a lot of sense, because if a ginny like asks you for a wish like when you give them has to be like exact, like the exact specifications in legal terms, so you can like sue the crap out of him. If, like you know, he tries to pull something on you and it's not exactly what you wanted if a genie gets sued, the genie would just pay any money because he can make any that's, not legal they'll rest him for that. Hey, do you want to play with me? What's your name uh, can you hear me? His name is boston. He doesn't talk much, but he loves to play.

Oh that's, okay. My mom says i can talk enough for two kids. Oh it's too awesome disgusting gross gee. I just can never match you any last words from this angle.

Your arm looks tiny, this sort of shits. Why am i seeing you joe? Go yourself? Tony? Oh, wait! You can't yes, so you can't himself. He does have short arms yeah, that's kind of cute. It's kind of what like like super jack short people.

Look like, though i need to make a move on him. Ah, it's so cold today. Isn't it he's going to offer me his jacket he's going to be so romantic? Not unless you're me, you can have my pants, so you can check out my fine ass. Damn get you a van that'll get that has like a warm legs that he offers the pants.

Oh, she was wearing a skirt yeah, so it actually does make sense yeah. He was looking at her and being like: where can i provide warmth, yeah yeah december? This is the best time of the year january, i'm sad and fat and don't forget the poor and poor. That's true right! You just you over indulge in december, eat all the desserts. You eat all the cake drink.

The eggnog spend the money on the gifts overpriced, and then you got nothing because the youtube cpms are down in the dumps. Yes, henry is essentially like that in january all the advertiser money gone you're. Just like lady of the lake, i come seeking advice. How can i make a living off of my art? Dear child you'll find the answer to be quite simple: start selling not safe for work art.

The lady of the lake does not lie, especially the one of the furry variety and the one of cartoon characters of anime people that you once loved as a child. To get desecrated now, as adults just think back on your favorite tv shows and think of the female characters and give them enormous titties and make them do unspeakable things and then sell them. I wish to be able to read people's minds damn i wish i was slurping a hot poop out of her butt. Oh as far as i'm concerned, my mouth is legally a twist, please poop in my mouth now my whole body's spooked country certified face total human hybrid slurp is my name poop in the game, poop poop.

Why would she poop on me just sit on me? Just fill my mouth with poop. Is that really henry honestly, i feel like this is based in reality. You've never thought about. No, ever maybe it's just like guys.

Maybe this is like the mind of men. Why do you want a species in your mouth ever? Because it's a windy night over the lake, okay nasty you did. I finally found you bloody taurus. The hunt continues.

Is that looking nyc hat? Yes he's like a new york? Twice? Yes, yes, he's a tourist pikachu use bubbles, it's bubble, not bubble stupid, also, isn't pikachu electric huh pika pika, oh break the neck yeah, that's that's the the bubbles. From that one episode right, she was like a man. Do you remember this episode? Honey? I don't think what the oh, no, please, not again, oh my god, oh nice yo-yo, or something like that. I bet some boys actually do this to their dolls.

You ever seen boys play barbie before no first thing they do is always just how do you know this no reason all right guys, that's it for our comics make sure to leave a like if you've ever taken the clothes off i wan na die, see you Guys next time, peace.