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Yeah, I would say that's pretty sure. Also, wasn't that a sheep? it's an alpaca. Okay, what don't you understand? One life jacket, Two life jackets, Four life jackets. Six life jackets.

Hey, 10 life jackets. 14 life jackets. Gonna hit a wall in some 18 life jackets. it's gonna bounce off because one in like a 24 life jackets.

Okay, a wrongly used life jacket. Hold Your Head Underwater Permanently Yeah yeah. like forever and ever. Damn Yes.

Oh God Damn. that's brutal. From like the best thing ever to the worst thing ever. Unless like, you know you're one of those people that want to go to war and die, then you're the Western volunteers.

Yeah, the Western Volunteers in Ukraine can you relate as a woman? Genie Okay, bro, we just got started. Let's not get into this now dude. This Japanese TV show where three professional athletes take on 100 children. Oh no, he's just running around them.

Oh no, they're just passing of so much ease. Oh, they just hopped over 100 children. Oh God wait that? how many goalies are there? Still got it. People in horror movies? Okay, well to be fair, like you know, if you're in a situation, you wouldn't be thinking the clearance either.

Like people do stupid things when they're desperate. like eat pizza. You know, foreign energy to keep going because he remembers that he's got some chores he didn't do perfectly. Reasonable series of events that could definitely happen before you die.

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you know she's got an old man. Damn these guys must be like they thank the gods for making this woman thank you. Oh bless you. God Let's say you're 60.

and a 21 year old came to you I was like I really really really like you and I really want to be with you regardless of how she feels about you. Wouldn't it feel wrong for you to take you guys difference between dogs and cats? Tell me dogs don't do the same I know for sure a dog will like Maul you? no, what is he gonna do? No no freaking way. Oh ten times he just sat there. Is that a dog just like too smart? Then she doesn't fall for this.

That's not real here. You try it, get some food, get some food in your hand, and drop it. And there goes the food. And there goes the eating of Genie's hand for more food and she's done in back into recorder.

All right. cool. What's worse? Where were you? Oh, it's too far. He went to the party you didn't invite me.

Yeah, is that my bourbon? Yeah. I went inside to help myself. You left the door in life. I can call the cops that that's B and E Okay, and you lmod what's the difference? What is LMO left me out.

Yeah, that's not illegal. Yeah, it's illegal. You can't get yourself. Is that illegal to ditch you? But it's illegal for me to go in your house.

Um. Yes Actually, why is this like you're so wholesome? The law doesn't matter when it comes to friendships. You know? Yeah, who cares about the law? Friendships? That's the true meaning of life. Yeah, okay.

so if you didn't, oh okay. soaked up just straight. Grease he's eating oil and salt. No, shut the up.

No. I like how he's rubbing his leg like I'm in for a bad dinner I guess I'm starving. You can't not say nothing about that. Everyone's first reaction.

That would be just pure pain and wincing fellas. If you're living in this type of fear, you should get out of your relationship. If you can't speak up about high blood pressure, then you gotta get out of there. How to make a choir? Much fun.

Oh my God This guy's got like vocals. The power of editing makes me want to make music now. Go for it. Yeah, how about you you do four versions of that and it will cut it up.

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It's like why is this girl touching me Why is she touching me like who the is this like I know she's there but I really wish she weren't there. Man asks wife to dress as a nurse to spice up relationship. Why is he laughing I'm pretty sure in the mirror right? Do you do it? Doesn't matter like it's about the scenario. You can take it off later.

If I came looking like this, you'd be turned on. Yeah, it makes them more like believable. and then that's when you like remove the nurse outfit I Tell people all the time there's no bunk beds in the graveyard. Why? Why do you get all these great stuff? You get the best things.

You understand what that means I'm about to tell you what you said. You don't chase, chase your pants chase Your Passion yeah then you had another cold one. Yeah yeah, what's the other one? I Don't look at my glory, listen to my stories I'm straight like Indian Here baby man. I'm trying to stay sucker free in a world full of lollipops.

Oh my. God This man's the Willy Wonka In a world of Walmart It's oh dear, isn't it Just like rappers are usually lines. How do you know he's a rapper? Found a racist? It was the change. It's fun to be racist sometimes.

Not messing with someone who doesn't know about filters. See it? Teleporting? Come on. Oh, that's what you get his first time watching. Twilight Twilight's that funny? Oh yeah, yeah, no, yeah, it is funny.

No, no, you guys should try watching. Yu-Gi-Oh again oh my God yo and it's actually funnier than The Abridged version Now like just straight up good boy makes good baby laugh. It's just a baby genie. He's not good.

What is good boy makes me feel like against this baby could be evil. It could be trying to make him laugh or something. Want to play I Feel like dogs just do that when they want to play or attack. Yeah, at least swine does.

I Can't leave the babies more stupid for not realizing that's like a battle play stance. dude. turns out they both have like lung issues Jesus that would suck. Respect for the law.

that's nice. Yeah oh wow. Wait, that doesn't look real good. No that's that's computer generated dude.

Yeah, by the way, they're running yeah I Don't believe it. The composing is pretty good. The walk cycle animations yeah yeah. I was almost gonna make a statement like oh wow look at these ducks.

they have more respective a lot than like New Yorkers but the law in New York is called jaywalking as in you shouldn't as in you should oh, everybody shall jaywalk and all Californians will suck it. I'm accepted when the police arrest a minor involved in drug trafficking and find out he's actually turning 18 that same day. Such nice guys. Oh no, it's like uh well.

like the Brazilian police or something I guess and they're all like apples. Yeah, it's it's like bizarre the the amount of things they do before like they arrest you I think it's being pretty nice. he's getting trial. that's an adult genius.

It's not good that it's his birthday. no more juvy rubbing it in in his face. It's actually a clean play though. Really clean except for the fans part.

Oh see, he passes all kinds of defenses, even his own fence Genie breaks all of it down. maybe a first ice cream brain freeze. Oh oh he's like isn't it cold? It's some good I've never fed me this before making me eat applesauce? Yeah that somebody. Please give her the bill.

Okay, how are you doing that? How do you do that? How the is anyone supposed to hear that? Oh, she's just. she's speaking on the inhale. Yeah. Toyota Thinking they made a pretty decent pickup truck in the late 80s Looks good.

Oh, highly modable. No, that's that's a good thing because that means people were able to use it for all kinds of uses. That means it was versatile. It was probably reliable.

Everyone over 30 trying to figure out what the is going on with. Gen Z Yeah, Sure Woman: Yeah. Strong woman? Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes Yes Yes. It's not a human, that's a robot.

Have you seen the trend? If it's pepper, it's like pepper. You've never seen this trend. She is just their toy and that's what they want. No, this is nuts.

Animals are straight. NPCs How do you not see that? Finally, these cats don't miss mine. misses a lot. This is too much.

The other day it was a dude. he had terminal cancer and his girlfriend was shaving his head and in the middle of her shaving his head she stopped and she started shaving on and I lost it. I was like holy like could you imagine having cancer then having to pretend you like your girlfriend's haircut. Uh, she's gonna have to find a new boyfriend.

Oh my, it's funny because I feel like these are the thoughts you would have. but you wouldn't say it I mean if we're being like realistic, she seems like for you to lead Phoenix hi I'm a former Nanny I Write poetry and sometimes I make unicorns. What kind of a nanny? Sure great. Yeah, let's just let's focus on the the first two parts.

I mean what if he's like really into like you know, then it's perfect. Well at least to flip people off one. I Like that? No. I use I like two.

that one's a little repetitive I Like that one. Oh good. Oh that's whoa. Whoa Damn.

she got me like so many times. I used this one a lot. Your powers do not work here. man.

this guy's just trying to game like. what is the problem? Where are they all coming from please I Know my mad gaming skills probably turn all of you on but start temporary hi hi, caveman noises. what are you? What are you on right now man Cloud9 with clown calling on no, what are you oh what? Instagram I'm on all of them I'm not talking about your ass drugs I'm sure if you got some, you got a party, step out of the car. Are you talking about oh my God Oh my God bro.

Unlock the ultimate custom skin right? This is real. This is in the Ukraine no way. Either they see you first or they get so distracted by what's in your hand and then you shoot them. Those are M16s Right after the bridemaid came to fix the bride's dress, this happened.

But wait, there's more foreign attention because who says the bride has to be the most beautiful? The groom must be the most handsome and sparkling medieval fairy princess out of Renaissance fan. and I'm the Knight that will save you. What is this magical box? A mirror into another world? Don't worry princess, you are mine. Yeah Well I have a magical box too if you have one.

Can our magical boxes speak to each other? Oh, you mean you want my number? Um I have a boyfriend I'm sorry you have what I have a boyfriend I'm sorry okay I wasn't actually dude I Love that guy. The thing is like I know these people. they're YouTubers they make how many skits all together. The whole thing is a skit but it's done very well and it's still very funny.

Did he make skits on YouTube you've seen his videos? yeah I've seen all of them. This is like my kind of Comedy maybe because I'm cringy yeah I was gonna say like my kind of call me I'm like cringe comedy dude. Yeah, you would love watching Korean TV shows then really, they're all cringe unironically. Don't include this in the video in case my mom watches.

Oh okay, I'm in the Amazon rainforest and I just found this potoo bird. Check out this wandering spider. Oh he almost got me. that bad boy is deadly and so is this little guy.

I Wouldn't recommend that color. but isn't he so cute and tiny? Check out this pink toe tarantula. that one's actually pretty. That's the cutest one.

Yeah! Mack Daddy Check out this. Coral Mud snake. Oh this guy has to like poke over stick first, see if they look aggressive. You know, like he probably has like a full suit of armor touches it first, sees if it attacks if it doesn't Okay, cool.

We lose the armor. We come back in and we film. either that or he's dying like five times. Film in the series.

that bird looks like a toy. Definitely. Don't you know? stick here. Do you think he would go on a second date? That'd be dead? I'd be down.

Yeah, yeah. uh. Do you want my number? Oh okay Andrew never mind. I can't do this.

I'm so sorry because I have an Android wait what? I think we're all just as baffled as this guy. I think she's memeing wait dude. I'm almost to the point that you know girls won't date because you don't match her astrology sign, right? Yeah! I Placed you guys in the same category: dude, professional, water finder devil, and Cornwall whose physical reaction to water is so strong that she is literally pulled this way on that in the direction of the underground stream she locates for Cornish. Farmers Catherine has located 300 deep boreholes and has been right 98 times in every hundred.

Wow, this is stupid dude people back in the day. Words: stupid dude I Would I put her neck on a beach and be like find water. So if we threw you in the pool, do you just die Yeah cause your body reacts like does she implode Neil explains why he doesn't use a phone case right? because I admire how thin this is. So what I did when I got the phone I said let me do this with it.

Okay, flip it around yes and I reminded myself, why do military cadets? Why do they twirl their gun? You're not supposed to drop your gun ever So when I got my phone I said let me just do this. He sounds so smart but the things that leave his mouth are just like what? That's the whole scared of key and peel? yes honey and Neil deGrasse Tyson out for a walk, left the house you want Astro Physicist: How can you not keep track of little details like this? Actually it's the little details that cannot be kept track by definition in 1927 German Universities and talk. Yeah, it's just like I will avert your expectations with some crazy out of my mouth Salem Hayek Hit 25 million followers on Instagram to celebrate she posted this video. She's 56.

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amazing. Those snackers oh my. God I Understand why she has 25 million followers. To be honest, she's a really good actor.

How do they not sag metal heads or satanic metal heads? Kind of on the fence about whether or not I want to play this next one. It's not SpongeBob you are you ready kids? It is I can't hear you foreign. That is such a good idea. Everyone knows the lyrics.

everyone can get behind that. you know. Oh yeah, seeing it SpongeBob Squarepants no the whole song SpongeBob SquarePants Yeah, sorry to say this, but being a good person don't get you. love.

it gets you used. Well let's look at this from a different perspective. A good person is kind. The person shows respect, but they didn't return.

A good person would lift you up, but they will not tolerate you putting them down. You see a good person will tell someone regardless of who they are, what they need to hear, not necessarily what they want to hear. You see a good person just like anyone else has standards. They have goals and they set boundaries and whenever you cross them, they will check you.

A good person will look out for you. But I'm a problem saying no. A good person has patience. That doesn't mean they're gonna let you take their kindness for weakness.

So just because a person is good, it doesn't mean they're gonna put up with nonsense. He's spitting out so much wisdom and I'm just like can you be my grandpa Everyone needs a father figure like that in their life. Black man with the white beard. Let's do contagious laughter.

So they are closing soon because they didn't have the type of donut I wanted she gave me a deal. She gave me the right there is a dog I got this for four dollars. What! What a good kid, smart kid life hack. If I ever have kids, okay I'm going to Dunkin Donuts right before they close I'm sending my son over there and being like son.

you take them with all the donuts they have left so they they don't throw that down and we get the best deals. Sending your kids, you know, use them. use your kids. Oh it's kind of true.

why would you get offended by that like she thinks she have Massive. This is a great thing from a fellow girl saying that too. Where does a guy be like oh it's a voluptuous like she's like why can't we as Bros just compliment each other's because she probably saw the truth and that's like yeah, you're right, why don't you guys like that? You're right. if a guy saw your and said wow, that's a nice great versus a girl look dude I said wow that's a nice which one matters more I think you say I Don't think most guys know what a nice kiss because they don't really study it religiously like you know what a nice case do I think baby wants to cuddle I love you so much but you might be crushing her so like.

That's why the caretaker was like no, no no yeah, the probably weigh like 200 pounds. probably more girl challenges her friend to shotgun white clothes. Open it and suck. today's just taking it very well.

Share a romantic moment of the wife. oh yeah, that's awkward I guess she's too afraid to say anything. Oh, they actually look the same. Wait, they're the same height.

they're wearing the same thing in the same color here. He eventually did realize it. no. I Feel like this has happened to everyone before.

Pregnant wife has a pet peeve? I'm curious to know I said Mom You want to know what the most struggling thing about Kev right now is what I said. if I'm like, you know if I'm sore or if I'm like Oh my feet or my back or oh, my hips are getting sore or I'm like I'm so tired and he loves me and goes to say this is a good way to like. You know, tell your significant other like what's what's kind of bothering you but in a funny way he's not. Dude guys are just like, emotionally and socially stunted.

You know we don't. We don't know what we're saying and we also lack sympathy or empathy for the most part. All right. That's going to conclude.

Sips, tea and contagious laughter. Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you guys next time. Peace.