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These are such cute plants. The first part was acting yeah. the second part was your friend taking it too far. Yeah yeah and that's where she's like this.

You know what else sucks Shiny. Having big jiggly knockers sometimes. look at this. Real issues.

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How do I pick it up now without spilling everything. Oh, you take a piece of paper and you slip it under and then you bring it up and you flip it. Give me your tooth, your bottle, your sorry, sorry, your birth Beast Look like an NPC For a second your hand was like oh you see Carol is showing because I have a bird's fees and a water ball on the table and she's like give me your bottle no, no, your bottle, no no no I meant the bird's bees. If it's like this, right, you know it's your prerogative to go back and forth with your neck.

I'm just saying like suck, You gotta suck. You lift the bottle up. There's a bit too much wood glue to secure the hook to the door. Came back to a drive like this.

Looks like a dog taking a piece on your door. A Generous Tip For someone working at a restaurant. Wow. A hundred dollars.

Who does this like you don't even get like the satisfaction of seeing the reaction because you've already left. You're doing. You're just ruining someone's day and like that's it? Have you heard of Uh I Think the newest up-and-coming basketball goal James Devon Who who's James Stigon whose name is not ideal? Oh oh hey, she's still playing. It's fine, she's memorized it.

Oh no, it's slowly getting a little weird. A quick improvise. There you go. I think most cases they've memorized it.

But kudos to The Pianist Like, even with the little lid about to show on her finger, she's like no, I'll keep playing yeah I don't need to see where my fingers go She stayed calm, she wasn't nervous at all, and she nailed it. Watching my luggage get left behind. no my clothes. Oh, he's on a plane.

That's the only way he's able to travel that fast. You know it happens sometimes you forget your luggage. just leave it at home. You're like paid for the checked baggage too.

God Damn it. My son had never been to a mall. He kept saying he wanted to see one. I Finally decided to take him.

This is like the most modern black and white. Mall I've ever seen. Oh yeah and none of them have like stormings and there are different. It shows him that he should never have wishes.

Oh hopefully you're having a better day than I am I'm sorry. that's for some reason. Why is that the first thing that comes to mind? I'm sorry I said I'm among his character. oh God One of my drunk friends burnt me for later last night.

Hey, your friend is. we got even his tables and among his character too. Oh I Just do. There's an among the moment.

That's why it's called among us because they are among us. That was the worst episode ever. Huh? I Agree. So I got robbed after coming back from a 12 and a half hour shift.

Yeah, you want to be really funny. It's like this was actually just how her room was before she left. Yeah, the robber's like, well I left everything untouched. All right Yeah, but like all he took was like a necklace.

Have you seen you seen like twitch streamers I've seen yours against a YouTuber's desk. Someone call him, do you want to spinach? Someone called ambulance. we're moving icicles I don't think that's a good idea. Oh, the whole thing's gonna come crashing down huh? You can hear like fracking.

Did he simply Retreats into the house it honestly I think that thing needed a replacement? Anyways, then you can get a new awning. that's what it's called an awning awning. more like yawning which is probably what they're doing in this episode right now. Number one, you won.

Number one being the greatest YouTube show Thank you thank you Try to CrossFit for the first time literally the first day I went and ended up with Rhabdomyolysis rhabdomyolosis. Is that cancer or what? No. Are you saying a serious medical condition that can be fatal result in permanent disability? How'd you do that? CrossFit Not even one spin. Not even one Yeah.

I've been stuck on a train for 12 hours alone due to weather. Wait that sounds amazing. This is one of the fanciest trains I've ever seen. It's like a cafeteria in the train.

Why do they have like tables? It's not that great. The Polar Express is better No. The Polar Express didn't even have tables. Oh they did it.

This seems like my childhood dream. Like you know when you go to the movie theaters and there's like nobody there. and then you start like climbing over the seats. See that's why I was not the only one that did that.

That's fun for like the first hour and then by the next 11 hours it's a bit lonely. My wife said she heard a noise in the laundry room set like a whole bottle of Tide Oh, it's going into your vents which is also inside of your wall for some reason. No, that might be the door like he opened the door. Oh okay, at least I Don't do laundry so I don't have to worry about this.

That could be rearranged. please? No! My first first car got stolen Hyundai Challenge and and driven through a gate into the woods and the perps. Got Away Wait, what the is the Kia Hyundai challenge. That's a tick tock challenge to dry it to steal Kias and drive them through a gate.

Thank God I Drive Honda it's Grand Theft Auto a tick tock challenge. Now there's a bunch of tick tocks that are teaching you how to break into keys. I'm sorry G this is this must be a hit to your Korean ego. No, that's fine I Drive a Honda oh okay I forgot I was cooking rice and it burned I've been scrubbing for an hour and it won't clean.

My parents are gonna kill me. Have you tried baking soda vinegar? You know what the method is. Get a rice cooker. Asians Have known about the secret for years.

No. I'm in stuck to my new 200 non-stick pan. Not only does it have a salmon stuck to a pin, but he's also out 200 from a scam right? Like dude. Legit.

You got scammed you know. I'm not an expert on pins I Feel like just don't buy 200 pins but I could be wrong about that. They're dying is because of an optimal and improper care. It's not the pan, it's me.

Oh okay, just to let you know I knew I'd save some pizza for later somewhere I am not unfamiliar with these mold spots. I had left this cup actually upstairs in our bedroom. It had tea in it and it was sitting there for like a month and then I went to clean and check it yo. These molds are like small fried dude by the bowl that was in here I sanitized cleaned it and I'm confident enough to drink from it.

If I die, can you take me to hospital? You had that in a bedroom next to your bed where you sleep? oh I was breathing in the spores all day I'm not dead yet. What's up? Oh my God What's up Henry Someone tried to take my radio. now it's that's proof. It fell inside the car looking for it bro.

What is this? Do it right? That was the robber who had to smoke. Oh my God they were so stressed and then he just smoked your entire car and then decided can't do this Left. wait wait wait wait what is that? What is that point? I haven't seen one of these in like a decade. I Totally forgot that even existed I Can't believe they left a valuable coin and Ash collection.

Imagine working a 10 hour shift, going home excited to cook dinner just to find your roommate has done all the entire day. If I were there I would have been more than happy to clean those dishes for you. Did you mean shove them in the dishwasher? washes the dishes too. You keep making me call for the ample ants.

and I don't like this. There's a squirrel inside my stove. That's what squirrels sound like. Yes, hi, is he okay? wait, you're just.

you're just gonna leave them in there I Guess that's the squirrels now. I guess that she's home I would poke him with a stick can we? and that's how you're gonna get bit and then I would turn the fire on. Oh my. God Rose Squirrel tonight.

Baby broke my hand two days ago. Was supposed to have surgery today but the hand specialist broke his leg skiing. Oh no. and then his surgeon broke his leg.

skateboarding. He broke his leg. can't he still operate on you? What if he like trips, breaks his other leg burning garbage. Oh is it on fire? Wow.

Wow. look at that. He's moving forward. He's dropping all of it.

So for the molotov, it is in the trash. That is a dumpster fire. That is a literal dumpster fire. This is not good.

No, yes he was some batteries. Is this why people tell tell you not to throw them in the trash? Who's the poor guy that has to like come over here and like scoop that back up the trash guy. After working in three positions and managing 20 employees, here's my work. Christmas Gift: It's in like the shape of a penis.

Well you got the two balls and then you have the shaft because you got shafted. Let's really use the worst episode, huh? Pizza place to fall so no cheese, no sauce on doordash I Didn't check the boxes to add them. Yeah, this is a classic example of a restaurant that just got onto Reeds and doesn't know how to set up the systems properly. Don't you think then as the restaurant like Chef you'd be like wow.

People ordering pizza really don't like can do it lunchable style Yes. get some marinara sauce, a little shredded mozzarella, just stick it on top. You know growing up Lunchables Let's Go Happy New Year To us someone smashed our brick mailbox. We have a brick mailbox.

Oh I See them I see the other houses? If somebody like ran their car into this, can you imagine the damage on the car? Huh? Yes I wasn't there but my mom told me like honey I drove into a mailbox I'm like well it must be a thing that runs into family because I drove into a bus and then Irene drove into a pillar. So it's like you know it must just run in the family or something. moving up to The Stereotype Eh yeah. A thousand hundred One hundred dollars to replace a door that wouldn't close all the way For a nice door that doesn't close all the way.

Maybe the problem isn't the door, maybe it's your walls. The poor doorman got shafted, it wasn't even his fault and now this. this poor door is like in the junkyard somewhere and it gets set of Blaze by a Lithium battery that somebody threw away. All right, that's it for.

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