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Oh my! I actually want this? Genie You don't need it. You're voluptuous enough. No, but they don't really stick together. Pillius when they say like the realm of imagination, that's where it is.

Yeah, that's what SpongeBob was talking about. Good luck getting there. you know how you're gonna. It's basically a rainbow with different shapes and sequences.

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That's a man's move baby. see I'm betting her husband's the one in the kitchen going like apple pass. Real footage of Robert Oppenheimer Testing the atomic bomb miles away. A young girl blind from birth saw the flash.

Wait did it just say it wiped out a girl like a miles away. No no, the a blind girl saw flash. she. you can see when you're blind.

it was that bright. We gotta watch that movie. Dude, we do. and Barbie Amazing weight loss in only 18 months.

it's got a long way to go. so this is the like. The only exercise she does oh my God no way she's on recognized. where is this machine and how can I push it I Wanted to share a drawing that took all my brain power to create.

This is one in non-intersecting Lime Oh yeah, it's uh, it's continuous but it looks like it's not Gene's taking all her brain power just to process this I Don't know why, but all I see are like bananas. Lots and lots of bananas. Yeah! Amazing variety of animals come to drink at Fort water at night we got skunks, raccoons. Wow he's gonna sh in the water.

This is why you can't give animals nice things. they just all over it. Oh oh he's like nobody's around when he comes. How old were you when you found out some nail cutters have a safe mode? They have a safe mode.

Yeah it locks so you can't clip. Oh wait, give me my nail clipper. This is mine. Why do you have mine is Disney has the safety mode.

It's really hard to engage. Yeah dude. I think you just have like a special nail clipper. Can you genuinely answer me Why do you have four nail clippers? One of which is Mine By the way, this is for my feet.

This is for my hands. This is for my other feet and this is for my legs. What? You have to cut out the violin right? Because that violin has the exact same beat as me. like breathing when I see them.

So you're gonna give some old men Strokes here. yeah it's gonna pass out like the judges. Yeah Jesus yeah it's a real life Street Fighter he's Ninja Gaiden Also his body is like insane. Yeah that was some like dark side of the force you know Henry the lights I could do that too.

You won't believe what. 50 Cents gets you on the streets of India Could I have a a penne and cheese sandwich which looks like a nice time. Got some Tomatoes over the bag mayonnaise. oh yeah, the good old craft American cheese I'm not gonna lie I would eat the out of that I know Ginny's terrified.

but no no no no because I'm trying to think like if it costs 50 cents right? I feel like he's operating at a net loss like how I think everything is, it's just the currency I'm just like really sussed out by the cheese. You know, like pull out this American cheese out of nowhere. not a fridge in sight. Amazing Paralympic blind Runner with her hero guide.

Wait so you need a guide running with you? Oh my God. Oh so that guy has to run a perfect piece. Yeah! I don't know what's more amazing like her or the guy that has to like keep up with her. Yeah, this is the equivalent cameraman.

Yeah, the cameraman running faster. Why? What's wrong? Fortunately that was my dog Max it was love at first sight the second Max laid it eyes on both. That was her baby. oh my God that's brutal.

She protected her, cleaned her, played with her. Yeah, dogs don't judge. they just want to have fun. And most importantly Max Love dogs Love everything.

What a mom I Always think that's like pretty interesting in nature. They could like poop out a baby, be like nah this is like peace. Yeah I'm not feeling this one. Yeah I'm feeling a light three out of ten on this one.

This view of people entering the sea. It's like where the bacteria of the world. we're a disease. Yeah, we're very tolerated.

Yeah little sperms. hold on. Hold on. Explain to me is that kid just dead like what's going on now he chilling.

Dude this guy's like glitching out Audrey that's you. oh yo what does that guy do? What the what the the issue is? doesn't that hurt more for him because he acts as razor sharp teeth. Yeah why is that zebra just straight chilling with the in the water and the clock's like ah you puppy stop breathing owner bring it back to life dude that looks like a that's he told me that's not like a doll. There you go, he's not so stiff anymore.

oh he's moving. Wow, life is so feeble my God then now he grows up my guy. could you please like cut your fingers? sorry cut your fingernails. It's not that bad.

Yeah yeah, you're telling me yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. it's only these two. So I'm like this: This is a groundbreaking noiseless building demolition technique invented in Japan Utilizing large machinery for support, they skillfully extract the reinforced concrete layer by layer. this: meticulous process repeats from top to bottom until every floor of the building has been systematically deconstructed.

Why don't you just blow it up? Because they're being considerate? It's called TNT Soft Shell Turtles hitting speeds up to 15 miles per hour. Whoa, that's like faster than Genie Shut the I'm just waiting for him to go Sonic Gotta go fast. Did anyone like put a speedometer to that? Like can you verify that that's 30 or sorry 15. you time the distance or you measure Our kids are that nice in kindergarten? Damn No.

I I Do realize like little kids, right? Yeah, in kindergarten or younger ages, they're classmates. They're actually highly sensitive. Yeah, kids are such fascinating species. you were a child I Don't remember this at all I Remember bullying? That's what I Remember not me I Didn't bully In a quest to overcome the issue of camera shake, the camera is mounted on a rooster's head, journeying across mountains and seas, engaging in all forms of extreme sports.

The footage captured is so stable, clear, and smooth that it leaves us alive. They're cheap too. You can probably get a chicken for like 15 bucks. Why does a chicken do that? But do you think like all the big like AAA movies these chickens she's like one of the shots you hear you're like I heard that in New York I Milly Rock This conductor thought nobody knew it was his birthday.

He was wrong. This is how Orchestra surprised him. It's a joy we need in the world. Right now we're gonna play the birthday song.

Wow, it's so simple you knew it immediately. He was like this ain't that I taught you to play Holy They play it really well though I mean this is a professional God This is the most beautiful rendition I've ever heard Man that stone was brought a tear to my face. almost not quite my Tempo biggest eagle I've ever seen perches on women's hand. Is that a bald eagle? Oh that's a rat.

Oh she has a rat in her hand. Yeah, that's up yo. that's a person. It's a personal bald eagle suit I Don't think so.

It's weird. You go for the the rolls, the croissants. I Would like to order a venti Java Chip Frappuccino with almond milk in there, no whipped cream and extra shrimp please. Is that the way she talks? It's been a while.

man. oh that's that's good. Wait, actually that's a legit or Ursula your stomach I get a thousand percent believe though. Ursula will go to a Starbucks Copes illusion effects penguins oh I am dizzy Oh oh that's freaky.

Okay, here's the thing though, right? Do I want to hear a jet engine when I want to see Penguins walk I Just want a trip. Oh it's all CG no yeah because I'm like there's no way somebody can make this oh my God what do you call those things that like? if you speed it up it looks like a guy riding a bike. Picture books, animation. just found out how long fire hydrants actually are and I really wish I didn't.

This is like Diglett level. You tell me they're not like jacked at the fire. Oh yeah, it was good. Oh no, don't stop.

Keep going. Bring it back. Yeah! God Bless that guy for being weak and unable to break a window. 10 orphan ducklings adopted by a leather duck so those aren't his kids.

No, but he's gonna say all right cool I'll take them. yeah. what does he realize he's a cold now she? sorry, oh that's really nice of her to do that. Is that like another family I think that's our OG kids.

oh this is like sweet I got double the kids Now why do the feeling they're all gonna fall into like a gutter drain? these ducklings the this person released are probably the ones they found in the garage Question: how do you milk a spider? uh Genie does not want to know oh that's a fat oh he's taking all of his white stuff I don't know why but I feel like the spider is like yeah the sword build hummingbird oh um what? oh yeah dude its tongue can reach all the way down that shaft. Also like yeah, how do you live your life like that? You just turn around and like you gotta account for this giant ass beam and all the girl hummingbirds. I'm like oh my God it's so long giant Malaysian Tatids are incredibly loud. What the everything's a machine gun? Oh my God You can just like have one of these play like fake gunfights.

It makes sense because it's massive. Like what if you just like put something in there you can't close it? Henry Sophia Vergara Through the years, she's aging like fine wine. Wow, that's like one year after we were born. That's true I feel like she still looks like that right today from 1994.

she actually looks younger now. Adrenochrome. This is going backwards in time now. Oh I I See it.

I See it? Some wrinkles No. I see the adrenochrome doing its effect right now. Yeah, she's 51 years old. You're alive one year.

Tell us where your secret adrenochrome stash is at. Give us some of that. Chuck Norris says Chuck Norris jokes Bent down I petted him and all of a sudden we heard this Earth like that so the trainer says get up very slowly and back up so the tiger did. He slowly got up and backed out because I Chuck Norris and the tiger was like God I totally forgot about Chuck Norris jokes that used to be like all the raids like 10 years ago.

It's not the Chuck Norris joke. Yeah oh everybody when Chuck Norris was young, his parents would sleep in his bed one day. Guy explains what dying feels like I know what it feels like I know what dying inside feels like yeah I Had a seizure last week and it's a Fallout from like my death from last year I died I died yeah I had a blood clot on my brain I was in a coma for two weeks I was pronounced dead. How did that feel? What was the experience like peaceful, Peaceful.

Yeah. really like what did you see like you see me? nothing Yeah, that's what everyone says is peaceful I can like someone attest because it was drowning as a kid and I thought I was gonna die and I was like oh this I Guess this is pretty chill. Guess this is where it all ends. You don't just throw something like that out there forward.

Dude, what's a little known but obvious fact that will immediately make us make all of us feel stupid? Percentages are reversible. Eight percent of 25 is the same as 25 of eight, and one of them is much easier to do in your head. You're not crazy though. How does that work no matter how many times they tell me this I still don't remember two percent.

Two percent of a hundred is the same as 100 of oh I Can't even do 25 percent of eight? Oh my. God Four is Henry Uh, that's two. Yes, okay okay oh no wait, does that mean eight percent of 25 is two? That can't be right times Zero eight Snoop Dogg and his wife Shanti brought us 25 years later. It's dog.

State Loyal loyal. It's a chip on the table. Are you just saving this on the table? Yeah, you know I bet Shantae didn't wouldn't do that to Snoop Dogg And that's why they stay to you for 25 years. Seems like relationships work when your wife is cool.

If you getting your sucked by groupies, do you think she just turns a blind eye? And that's why they've been together for like 25 years later. Or you're saying that like Snoop Dogg's Legion of groupies have never once reached his penis. Excavator saves dog after falling in the pit. Foreign saves the dog, proceeds to break his legs Siberian tiger making Bengal tigers look like cups Tyrone request has entered the yard.

Oh what is that a sign of like I Bow down to Alpha Yeah, that's a sign of oh, please over me. Oh they're all Siberians One of them's huge. Wow, what about them? Bengal Cats though? Tigers Henry Wait, are you actually looking at a cat? Yeah, they are cute. That's why they're so cute.

Because they're weak. This guy saved man's life. Is he choking? Oh yeah no. I Think he's choking.

He's choking on something and he's like I'm please please please no. way. Give me the Heimwick Yeah cause he's choking. Come on Yeah, yeah.

I can keep doing that. Keep doing that. Keep doing that. Oh poor guy.

Life is so fragile. You know one day you're driving. next time you know you're choking. you're dead.

You gotta hope some strangers like willing to stop. Yeah, that must be like such a weird ass. You know, like somebody give me the Heimlich maneuver. Please do this.

You know I'm gonna eat you. How about I just spin you around on my hand instead. You're not you and your wife. You're not you and your hungry buddy.

Yeah, it's like treating him like a basketball. How are they so chill about these? Tigers wanting to numb on them tigers funny looking Tigers I didn't know they can swim. Drug addict turns life around in seven months for gaining cognitive abilities if I ever. if I if it was, don't tell me one I'm gonna clean you either you either you either get sober, you die, or you thank God for subtitles Jesus Christ Um, being a related to The Hermit Look, who's back? How you doing man? You're almost unrecognizable.

Who's seven months ago? Seven months ago? July Yeah I Still, um, show people that video and they I'll have it like playing in the house he enunciates. Now that's insane I think I clocked in at like 120 pounds. 120 pounds. Yeah.

I've been hitting the gym my mind at a buck 90 now. What? Wow, You look great besides the barcode on your forehead, but you look great I'm done with drugs Henry You've never wore barcodes now. An estimation of how high you could soar on other planets and moons. That's not a real human, right? It's a jumpy animation.

Yes. Miranda Oh my. God he's going. Oh, here goes the physics system.

at this point. Isn't he just going into orbit Phobos Oh no, he's gone. It's on the next planet. Wait at this point.

Yeah, you just left. She didn't. How is that attached? It's perfectly balanced. You crack the toothpick and then pinch one of the hairs you have on the tip of your nose.

I mean that's cool, but like okay, never seeing that. like Twitter Meme where it's like this is a picture of the Earth before and after this news I Mean that's kind of cold Dude: I Don't know. Like what significance is this I don't understand what significance are any of us Dude: 84 year old Edith Matesfield refused an offer one million dollars in 2007 for her home. so they built around it.

See, this is the inspiration for up. It even looks like his house. Huh? Well now she has to live inside of a mall. Brutal.

Who really wants to live in that house anymore? I Would there's LA Fitness right next door and like other food right there. But don't you want a backyard? don't you want Sun Don't you want a view? Did you want to not be consumed by a shopping mall? What's this called Rock What's this called what color is this purple? What's that made of? What's this made of? Yup, that's glass Baby glasses. What's this called glass? No, it's a bully's Do you think he's fed up with these questions? Man, like, the amount of times this guy's probably asked these things to him, it's like it's probably like 17 000 times a day I Really want What's this called robot dance? Yeah I Like the very stiff like jutters. Meanwhile, an actual robot on the audience is like yeah, that that's what I thought I thought she was freaking Greta Sternberg or whatever racist April Approve be recycled over and over again with an environmental positive I thought he was like smoothing out the beach I thought the beach was a zen garden.

Yeah. I thought it's like oddly satisfying. Okay, so he squishes the cans. he boy boils them down.

He puts it in a thing of fire, reshapes it into things, makes a bottom portion, sticks it on the beach, and now you can throw your trash in there. But then who's gonna throw that away? Nobody All I could think of. All he was like sifting through the sand. It was like there's like little crabs like.

Dad takes pictures of his daughter every day until she turned 18. What? Oh I think I spoiled myself on this one. I Didn't you know the comments of this video? Don't Tell Me Wow she's 11 years old. She's in sixth grade now 16.

Yeah, that's pretty cool. Just keeps going 17. she's almost there and now she's hot. Oh my.

God it's even locked here too. I've never did this for your daughter I would want like a picture almost every year 100 This good boy saved her from being run. Get out of here. Whoa! She let a dog stop an abduction I thought it was that dog was gonna save her.

What if she? Shake Road in just six days? Well okay, that's because they had to. Although Japan is very like and then yeah. very good work ethic. Yeah the garden sprinkler that launches really cute.

oh how does it stay balanced? yeah? I Feel like this thing probably breaks down a lot or doesn't work half the time? Yeah, like it seems like it'll work correctly. Like five percent of the time a guy captured a hornet flying with a cigarette butt. What? I thought I was watching the new bugs in life. What happened to an insect? If like, they smoked the entire cigarette die, Would you get lung cancer? I Don't think bugs can get see.

They can get cancer. Yep no there's hereditary tumors. but like foreign driving is buggy, it simply emulates real life. This is what Peak Performance looks like.

Oh it's this guy again. Yeah, he's got Nick Cage that's a big tennis racquet. Yep, here goes a shot. but what is he gonna do with the racket? What do you get that from? Damn.

this is gonna end that. Dad is retired his kid out and he's bored as hell. He's like I got nothing to do honored to whom is oh wow, is that that? Ferrari feels bad man. Or maybe the other car just needed more fuel.

He never notified the crew Red Bull Like car brander can I buy a Red Bull car? Yeah, they literally make cars. What is it? Because like so many people who are fans of racing love Red Bull So they're like we need to get a piece of this. we're not paying Ferrari What did you know that UK coins to make a shield and put together I guess it's more unique than you know, putting some old dude's face on it, right? Wait, but who's cool? That's Pokemon Okay, ever wondered how falling through clouds look like? wait, oh are you allowed to fall through clouds? It's called skydiving. It's gonna stop them.

The Po-po Oh we. Skydive How come we didn't go through class because we didn't go that high. How come people don't Skydive through clowns? There's got to be a reason Right before a second I Thought it was a half man, half grill that was falling through the sky. It's a girl, right? No.

a grill like literally an orange top grill because doesn't that look like I was like so confused. it's this is the first time ever recorded of a grill skydiving orange cream cruising the city. Damn skateboard is better than most people. Oh wow you can dance to oh my God he's like this is so much better than walking.

Can you do a kick flip? Oh can you imagine walking down the street it was crashing into this guy. I Hope this little guy is getting hit by a car one day, you know? I want to see? um the cameraman? Doggo! It's like a camera like following: whoa, the moon photographed over at 28 days at the same place and at the same time. so the moon travels in an S I Learned so much about astrology. Oh and she's clearly a professional dude.

they're Australians just another day in Australia this whole family up there. If the girl can do this, that means she's probably the one that kills the spiders. Oh I'm a professional snake catcher. This is in my home.

It was a job I was called to on my husband's like I'll cook I'll wash the dishes tonight, honey yes I'll do the dishes Yes I do the cleaning man removes loose tooth from Tiger's mouth. Yeah, this is like the speed run to dying. No, that's actually helping with the page. He doesn't know that he's like here.

Okay, that's not awesome. Oh, he's all over your veins. Dude, this man has balls of steel as the tiger literally is like yeah. I Guess it'd be pretty fickle to kill a man over that.

You know it's nature. Dude, it's animals. Okay, that's it for amazed. Whoa.

That was so amazing. Wow. Damn. my mind is blown.

Oh wow. Oh Henry All this amazing First, Wow. Okay, we'll see you next time. Peace runs against.