Gee it's time to facepalm netflix original the facebook yeah. Why does it look like a netflix? Oh whoa? Okay, now it's stranger things original. Ladies, if you one guy a day for a hundred dollars, that's 365 000. You made in one year business with degrees, not making that be your own boss, business with degrees.

No, that will only add up to 36 500.. I think that's the joke, though right. That's why it's funny! No sure he knows right. I don't know that right.

There's! No way it's kind of like the meme, where it's like, if jeffrey bezos gave one million dollars to everybody on earth, he'd still be a billionaire. Is that a little too hard jesus? Is there even enough currency printed? I guess not. This is so embarrassing to watch what you glued to cameron uh, just your screen. Unfortunately, unfortunately, what do you do for a living cameron? I'm a carpenter, a carpenter right, so how safe is that for the climate? Well, i work with timber, which is a much more sustainable material rather than concrete.

I also you work with trees that have been cut down. Then don't you it's a sustainable building practice. How is it sustainable if you're killing trees? What is this guy's issue? You can grow trees, yeah it's trees. Well, you can, you can grow all sorts of things.

Can't you well, you can't yeah, i'm like how do you grow totally guys? Wait, you can't what see you cameron cheerio, that was cameron uh. He grows trees and then cuts them down and then makes things from them. Brilliant, marvellous! I don't ever want to talk to any of those people. Wait wait.

Can you must be a meme? He must know he's mean how do you grow concrete, get a load of this guy. He grows trees, this guy. I don't never want to talk this again, i'm an idiot what's wrong with him growing trees and then cutting them down and building. You can grow concrete.

Yes, i love how he had zero response to girls like what grow, what in high school, i went to a sleepover and the girl. I liked climbed into bed with me and she started tickling me and i was like haha okay well time for bed and i think about that twice. Every five minutes. I don't understand, isn't that what you're supposed to do just go to bed? Yes, you're just knowing you're just so lucky, i thought you were supposed to go to bed yep you have to go to bed like sleep is really important.

You know what i mean that and it's a sleepover like what do you think you're supposed to do at sleepovers yeah, you sleep over, so sleep where's, the sleep part. Otherwise it's just over wait. Am i crazy? No! No! If a girl starts tickling, you you're not like all right time to you know me it's just like she's. No, it's just that i could have led to you, know cuddle and then confession of hey.

I like you. Maybe she likes your back. What she climbed into the same bed as you damn i up then huh. My life's been a mistake.

Please tell me why this is necessary. In marion ia, dude looks like he's trying to play counter-strike right now. You only have two hands. Why did he yeah right? Do you think she's a gramaton cleric from equilibrium rage when i was 17? I worked at a bagel place and each night we loaded dumpsters of beagles.

From the day a homeless man came in and asked for a beagle, rather than throw them out. I gave him a few in a plastic bag. My boss reviewed the cameras and fired me for feeding the animals yeah i mean if you're not gon na eat them, then why not give it to them? Okay, so imagine said it was for health and safety reasons. Like i don't understand why we haven't found a better way to dispose of food at the end of the day, you know where people who need it can actually get it.

I'm gon na start like a business where, like buy out all the all the stuff they throw out and then just like give it to homeless people nonprofit. No, i'm doing it for profit genie, who's, gon na pay. You entrepreneur, i see, i haven't, figured i'll, raise some funds, i'm curious. What's the dumbest idea, you have that you nevertheless believe will, if implemented, make the world a better place.

Exactly what i just said up there. We need to find a way to like schedule. Pickups from people who are throwing out food throughout the city, divvy it out and then make a profit. Somehow, if you don't use the turn signal, your car doesn't turn i mean i do turn signals all the time even like in my own driveway.

Sometimes, oh you mean when you're turning into the driveway yeah. Yes, do a turn signal. Other people might pass that road, but if you're gon na no i'm talking about into our driveway like into our private well, that's because you have good habits and you're a great driver, you and vote to make food a right. The right to adequate food is realized when every man, woman and child alone, or in the community with others, has physical and economic access at all times to adequate food or means for its procurement fever.

186 vote. Five against the us is against. This is 2021.. I'm not reading what oh no yeah.

No, i mean, i'm sure, there's a reason why the us is known, i'm sure it's not as simple as just like. We don't think people deserve food, they should just die. You know making snap judgments after seeing one picture or data is not good. Well, i'm very mature of eugenie.

Meanwhile, we're both sitting here like nope, we're not going to read that gas station worker takes precautionary measures after customer refused to put out his cigarette precautionary measures as in what kick his ass and take the cigarette. I'm sure she just did the sh on him yep. Oh yeah, is he still holding it? Yep yeah, i mean warranted here's the thing she's like i saw fire right there, yeah very dangerous, around gas yeah. It is fired and that's how you put out fires.

It is what it is smokey the bear would be so proud message from a landlord, don't cook meals in the kitchen. Please do not cook a big meal in the kitchen, because a steam alarm went on many times kitchen just to eat and worm the food. It does not have capacity to cook, for everyone just try to use it on smart way. Basically, this is a dining area, not for cooking real big meal, as you use it at your home.

Thanks. Oh wait is this like a community kitchen? Okay, it would make sense if it's like some kind of community kitchen, where everybody's sharing it, because then at that point like maybe you should like have your own kitchen. But if this is actually your kitchen in your own apartment, that's also hard to believe, because it's like, why would anybody rent there, but also like, if you're, the landlord? Is it your responsibility to fix the alarms that doesn't happen so that people can just use the kitchen i'm in publix? This lady in front of me has a cart full of stuff. The cash shooter casually asked her.

Are you stocking up on groceries to stay safe? The lady responds i actually tested positive three days ago, i'm in quarantine now, do you know what quarantine means? Oh, my god, i wish someone were recording her face. I just want to see her face like completely just die inside yeah. How did she respond? She's? Just like, oh okay, so you are in quarantine like the cashier starts going to the grocery and starts talking up. It's like well, i'm gon na be a quarantine.

Now, leader of anti-vaxx group tells supporters. Drinking urine is covent antidote, citing tons and tons of research. The leader of an anti-vaxx group called vaccine police is urging his followers to drink their own urine. I am like 99 sure this guy is a troll.

No i've heard of this. Actually, what you're supposed to drink the urine of actually not just yours but the urine of little boys henry? Why are you? Are you making up? No, no, then we see we see the nathan free episode accident or something you drink. The key yeah it's going to help you i understand: why does it help you that's what they say: yeah, who says that my grandma, your grandma pee, if you get yeah, not grandsons any little kids yeah see not over the age of five. Five is too old.

Actually, my grandpa made me pee on the plants when i was, but he didn't drink it, because he said that my pee was good to grow the plants. Henry i feel like you subconsciously, hold in your mind that your pee is like ambrosia of the god. Is that why you don't mind? No, but only when you, the younger, you are the more pure. The p is once you get older, gets a bit more tainted.

Roommate wanted a single male 44 searching for roommate must be female, aged 18 to 25 and single must be willing to cook and clean one bedroom apartment. You can use the couch until you are comfortable enough to share the bedroom, no pets, no drinking, no drugs and no male friends allowed. My home has a no closed doors policy. This is for safety.

400. A month call owen no closed doors for safety for safety. Why would that be for safety? I thought that closing doors was for safety right in case somebody tries to break in fire no closed doors as in like to the bedroom door. How was he was masturbating gon na say it was just a little bit of certainty that uh he didn't find a roommate with this poster yeah he should have just added, like, must have a to arm ratio of like five to one five to one.

That's huge jesus. You know i've always found you immensely physically attractive, but with your disability, it's like you're, only half a man to me. I don't know it sounds rude. You weigh almost 250 pounds, it's like you're! Actually, two and a half woman to me.

I don't know it sounds rude. You are the biggest. I have yeah if you're gon na say like that. How are you gon na be that sensitive you can't be mean and sensitive at the same time, i'm a paraplegic and i've heard it all one girl.

I went out with a couple times ended our time together by saying we can't hold hands because you're always pushing your wheels with them. I'm an agreement, it's like white he's like then. How do i move? I guess maybe like uh society, deems that it's okay for a woman to be mean to men, because men can take it or something like that right. But then the other way around it is just wrong.

Movie. Theater tries to play a christmas movie using amazon. Prime account, what david we're gon na be watching this on an old app? Are you kidding me, wait if you're gon na do this when you like, hide the beginning, so they they paid fifteen dollars to use somebody's prime video account for one day holy. Wait because that must mean they're playing videos right in other theaters, yeah dude.

This is the funniest thing. I've ever seen. What do they do now? That's that's awkward as hell! Oh, my god. They have to refund everyone.

Jeff bezos is about to go dry in his ginny. I can already hear jeffrey bezos laughing in the background god damn this was evil. Laugh i've ever heard. What's your favorite character in lord of the rings, and why is he gone? How tall are you dude? Oh well, i'm 6'3 and you that's like the perfect height for a guy, i'm five one empty! Well, it's pretty weird to say: oops! That's too much height difference.

I guess don't think it would work outside. Oh so, you're rejecting me because of my height the audacity. Well, we all have our preferences, even your profile, bio says only six feet and above well: okay, ansel! If you have a spell just say that little mouth wow. Okay, if that's on your profile thing, then how can you be mad at somebody else? She explains.

She explains the how's it different from you having a height requirement, i'm a woman, so it's not the same incel. Even if a man has nothing. He has the audacity to ask stupid questions like this bye. So that's that's.

Why? Because? Oh okay, i'm a woman! So only a woman can have preferences and and standards and stuff, like gollum she's, smaller than an average manipulative hypocrite, who only cares about their own preciouses. Even gollum had a bit more like yeah, no she's she's, worse than gollum yeah right now, oh, oh, okay. My 23 female husband, 24 male thinks our son is gay. When he's only a year old.

Some of the reasons he thinks our son is gay. He loves when the light shines through the window in the way that makes rainbows on the floor. He was curious about my makeup and has tried to take my lipstick and eyeliner. It reminds him of crayons prefers me to my husband.

He likes to help me peel bananas. My husband saw him mouth the tip of it. He got angry at me for letting him do something that looks sexual. What the his favorite thing to do outside right now is to look at the flowers that are blooming and touch them.

My husband thinks he likes books too much for a boy. There is also a character in one of the books that my son always points at smiles at because he has a bright orange hair son's favorite color, but my husband thinks he has a crush on the character. I don't even know what to say to that. My son drives uh.

What is that little, a a bug, a buggy car, the little round? One he's one genie, but let's say my son has been pointing and saying he wants that car. What would you say it must be gay yeah. This guy's, like really really afraid his son's gon na, be gained, he's shook if terrified, so he can't be gay. There's no way.

No son of mine's gon na be gay he's either straight or he's dead. Oh my god, henry. What no bad! So he watches too much door to the explorer gay and then he says, but dad door looks good for for you, it's all right. So let's go my boomer boss.

Today was talking about how she worked her ass off to graduate college with no debt. I asked her how much tuition was. She says: 750 dollars a semester, yeah wow, really uh really worked your ass off to pay that yeah. Unless your boss is actually like 80 years old, then maybe 750 during that time was a lot but yeah.

That's that's nothing! These days right, dude bu b was uh 65 000. So it was us usc, but then again you don't have to go to expensive school. Like that, you go to community college. You could pay that off right.

Some guy on instagram is mad that you can vaguely see veins in my boots. So now we're criticizing woman for chuck's notes having a functioning circulatory system got it. Why do some men have to ruin it for the rest of us? You know, i don't see any veins in my body. Seeing veins in your voice is great, really yeah, that's amazing! How do you get that i've never seen that? I think it just means, like your boobs, are so large that you need more blood to like keep them alive.

Maybe that's. Why can i see i've never had that happen, look see, there's nothing and i've never seen it who doesn't love. Good old, big vinnie boots vineyard, i'm just kidding honey. It got weird: okay, dude there's some like skyrim mods, like skyrim skin mods, where they like purposefully make the boobs like beanie, like they add in like the beans.

Oh my god, there are. Yes, i see the veins yep dude what's wrong with me. Oh i see his hair. I cannot believe that theodore is eight months old today, happy birthday, little teddy bear wait what this isn't, how birthdays work? Where's the three months, you're skipping! That's that's like four months.

Oh yes, oh my god. What my brain, i said. Three, you scared me ginny! I mean i guess if you want to round it up, like i that's quiet sure man, this is this. Is a bus stop man, this guy's just trying to trying to get on the bus and man he's just he's just trying to live his life.

I mean, i guess the man's not doing anything about it, so i guess he's already with him. I was gon na think, like one client would have been like. Oh my god disgusting. Where, on what bench must i sit on to receive that that's it for face palm, make sure to leave a like? If that is absolutely disgusting, and you would never welcome any girl stranger to come up to you and do that to your sacred sacred genitals, thank you so much for watching we'll see you guys next time, peace,.