1. She Dabs with such grace

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2. so, Jeannie, you're saying plus sized people aren't 'normal'? wow

   lol jk

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3. We don't have a fierpiss

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4. I laughed at the cancer one u were dying to laugh guess you can say the carrots got the best of her they make your eyes good but also give u cancer

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5. His face when he ate the crisp

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6. Burning wood isn't the problem, but it's how we acquire that wood in the firstplace. Back in the olden days when cars weren't invented people could only get fire wood by either going to the forest and chopp down trees themselves or have it delivered by horse.

   We have for the most part stuck with the second option, but instead of a horse we rely on cars who burns gas or diesel as fuel. The addition of fossil fuel means that the CO2 neutral way is now at the end of the day releasing more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.

   In conclusion the best course of action is to go and chopp wood yourself. As a man of my word, before I go about my day I always make sure to chopp in the morning.

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7. The only people who died in Florida after the Stand your ground law were democrat voters breaking into other people's houses.

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8. Plot twist: The guy in the window wasn't snorting coke. He was cleaning out the dust and spiders collected inside the window track with his nose.

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9. ´´for this shit right here?´´ truer words were never spoken

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