Hey everybody! Kai is back with us to do a little bit of sips tea. The first thing we'll be sipping tea at is a girl who's either robbing these little kids were blessing them. Yes, Why? at first I thought she was like a prom queen or something. and like all the little high school kids are like oh I want to take pics that's so wholesome that's a true woman respecter right there.

He's waiting for someone that actually cares about him. She cares about his money. Does that count? She's taking them dollar dollar bills. He wants a woman to have him touch her boobs because she wants it.

She doesn't want it. Oh my. God he seems perfectly fine. No, no, no, no, no searching for some titties.

Oh, is it like a necrophilia king or something? Okay, shut the oh terrifying Am I right. That would terrify me more than any serial killer. I Think holy I mean look at his face. man, holy sh I Don't think I'd ever have a Republic bathroom again after this.

No, it's already hard enough using a public bathroom in general. You're done. You're done. Done! Oh no.

she struck out and then they followed this up with the guy that like takes out his phone and then the filter turns his face into a horse and he's like is it my turn I didn't even know that was a thing I See, men have also evolved in the filter usage. We have to give it back. Oh my God that is my baby and I'll murder you Okay too man like I Give her like a bone once right? and she's straight up snarled at me when I try to take it away. Yeah, she's like this is mine now dude, let's be real.

Anything that's different from their dog food, they're like oh my God yeah the gods. And when I took that bone away from her man I Saw The Light leave her eyes, it was like the worst moment of her life. How to get men to find you attractive? You got to treat a man to keep him Kane I'm just ringing to let you know that you look like and I hate you. That's Dylan Here's my crush: I'm gonna marry him Boys Fine SMART Girls attractive I've just been in a quiet equation Where the Boys At You Got a Car blind every day Boys like a girl with a bit of gas poison.

only like you if you're super confident about yourself a work of art. I'm a sex magnet. No man deserves me. So that's a guy right? Yeah, that's a guy.

Honestly I got a little confused at the beginning to be honest was very high. So I was like Oh I thought it was a girl I think girls were like very supportive of their guys goals and offer like you know emotional is that attractive or is that nice to have you know what's attractive is like don't be that's attractive I think women who believe in their man help him in his times of need. Um man. Centric All right.

I Mean is this not what this post is about? Now say the real answer the one that fat tits. what else is he supposed to play Plants Vs Zombies I Think this is just cute. It's quirky, the song is very happy and he's probably feeling happy and it's probably because it's post note Clarity So now he's like oh yes, the finals I can enjoy it now now that I have post not Clarity if you pull the lever around me will die if you don't, his existence will never be appreciated. What do we value? Higher Harambe or the idea of Harambeth.

So contemplate Harambe. Such tragedy that happened. What does Harami stand for? It shows the strength of the internet community and it shows how much of a human like how humans are disease upon the planet. Wait, Harambe died.

Where have you been in the past like 10 years? Dude. Oh but my. Tick Tock of all the tick tock like, isn't this a little more wholesome? Cute? Why can't you do that to some other like this is just cute Honestly though this content's kind of boring man. she formed the heart and turned around.

Oh wow. like at that point you might as well shake your ass because there's at least something there. Sorry. What you were looking for is you wanted her to lift up her skirt and then present herself on the ground with her facing right at the camera so you could see down the Grand Canyon that was a little bit graphic dude.

I am going to dress like Lois Griffin so get ready with me, make sure I just really, just really doesn't have eyebrows. This is gonna be my best cosplay so far. I Know who's not gonna be bleaching their eyebrows anytime soon? I'm really liking this so far so we're not gonna do much contouring wait. I Actually like that look on her though.

She's kind of cute. the Shack's a little off. She sounds spot on. she sounds spot-on she looks pretty spot on, and then before she put on that outfit she was still smoking hot.

Lois's face is like really long when her eyes take up you know are in the first one eighth of her forehead. Yes, it makes her face look very long. She has like the chubby face but then like you look at her body and it's like oh Peter it's kind of like flattering so you're into MILFs it's yeah. Okay, this doesn't even have to specifically be a male though.

like I do this like I would rather have people doing this than doing the like. They'll finish drinking it and then they'll crush it really down and then they'll just keep twisting it the entire time. Do you know what? I do. That's sad, satisfying kind of.

Click of the teeth onto the plastic and then you start sucking it a little bit and then you go yeah. have hiccups often. Some guy in Reddit said I need to remind myself I'm not a fish. try the next time I had had hiccups.

It worked. Try it again. It worked. Why the does it work? Remind myself I'm not a fish How I Just tell myself I'm not a fish.

What is it Because fish hiccup I Think that would have been enough me having hiccups. No. because what does that have to do with anything? Because like a fish hiccup? then it's like okay, I'm not a fish. Therefore, I should not be hiccuping.

Is that the logic here? But what if you figure out that you're actually a fish and you're like oh no my, it comes to here forever. Or is this like the the Anakin versus Obi-Wan things? Yes, but just repeat it that someone is to the side. They're both too fast and they can't find an opportunity attack. and they're both waiting for each other because they're too good.

No, they're just Pawn They're all thinking one step ahead. Five steps ahead in Bible Camp Girl in a wheelchair who's actually hot is sitting in her chair next to the sports field. nice Are you up? Turn and ask if she's okay. She says yeah, but obviously she's a bit bored being unable to play I Get a tennis ball, always throw it back and forth.

Later she texts me from religions, girls and boys in separate areas asking if I want to meet at Sunset meet the chick. she's folded her chair and is sitting on her blanket. She doesn't seem broken twice. we're kissing I tear her clothes off and a dress and her okay, it's really hard to control her legs when he's thrusting as they're flopping out in my one free hand Camp Leaders come close I say run and run away I Literally realized she was disabled and lying.

they're naked with the Bible hey, you know what? I respect him. Okay, someone's gotta survive I Want to believe that this actually happens? You want? I mean that's still sweet, sweet? yeah, like they connected and she didn't want to seem broken and he was. Did you ever speak to this man again? Yeah, because it's funny I think so she forgot. Yeah like I'd be lying there like that's a good one hand job joke right here.

Oh okay, so I'm just gonna ask right as a man. would this turn you on or are you more? just like yikes I feel like most guys like don't even like hand jumps. not that like I would have too much experience with this or anything but isn't like just like pulling at the skin, you see how part of it is going down like I'm imagining like that's the foreskin right? and this woman is just absolutely ripping that as she goes down like the only way it works is if it's smooth and then like nice and gentle. If let's say you're getting fingered, you want a guy to go like can't believe that it's finally me and you and you and me.

just us and your friends. Hey man. God damn Harry the entire setup. You know they just looked good Harry and Hermione yeah you mean Ron no I mean Harry Oh okay the like: the bait between the Harry Hermione ship versus the Ron Hermione ship, it's like good.

but like Harry did look good with her I didn't read the books but I also didn't understand why. like Harry ended up with like Ginny his best friend's younger youngster. yeah it's like it just happened like it just randomly like one of the movies was like yeah so Harry's with Ginny now I'm like yeah, it wasn't she technically still under age? that's what Harry was going for B20 come out to Mother's twins, she freaks out a week later out of nowhere, she gives me a necklace over a course of seven months. she helps me transition by girl clothes, do nails, get hair removal hormones.

Etc Must admit I'm pretty passable to begin with. So now I look great I go to Club and Girl mode Guy starts hitting on me. Oh God it's my old friend from high school. Want to leave but also want a man's attention.

we get drunk, go back to his place and I blow him. He drops me off at my own house. his face when he realizes it's his old buddy's house help any and his decision of whether he you know ask her to blow him again. It's your best bro.

It was your best bro. They hit it off. What What if you blew like one of your high school friends's penises but they were a girl? Oh snap Exactly no no no like oh are we talking like one incher? Are we talking like a I think that's important? You're breaking these people's hearts? Yeah! My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized Big Top larone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night.

He got a tub of a little don't do I would have been like how did they it up that bad dude. No it scared me I'm like oh my God am I dyslexic like what's happening? Is this what it's like to be dyslexic I know Yeah so it's freaking me out I was like oh gosh one last question uh I don't I hate to Stir It Up but Afro Jack has been talking about you Anything you want to say who Afrojack thank you well played I'll be honest, even I was like who who's asking? you know? whoever? yeah and then I thought about it now I know to be fair Eminem looks Health triggered because I can see the vein in his board popping right now I Feel like he's always triggering. He always is. He always looks distressed.

He's like the epitome of like what's wrong. He's like nothing's wrong. Hi I Want a job? please? You're tired. Do you need my name or anything? Nope.

I'll see you on Monday hi I'm like an entry level job please I'll have a bachelor's a masters and here are my references: go back. then. You know how they say back in the olden days, like to get a job. All you need is like a firm handshake.

Maybe because now everything's digital. You don't get that firm handshake anymore and that's why it's so hard. Yeah, it's definitely the firm handshake. If only you could just meet him and just grab them by the hand firmly and then grab them by the nuts and really assert the dominance and then direct the penis towards your mouth and then start stuck in a you're like can I get the job though? Should we get it? now? Do beavers even know what they're doing? Or do they just see water flowing down a river and things? Absolutely not.

What is the reason for them? Specifically having to build on top of the river provides them protection from predators. It gives them an easy source to water. I'm just gonna say they're man Majestic What's so funny? We haven't watched the videos I Already know well why are you laughing? It's because his pose is such in great form. it's perfection.

Wait actually oh wait, it's moves. Wait. actually that's actually really good. Sometimes the stomach helps bring him down.

yeah it's the drag of the stomach you see like in the middle of the. Flop when you just yeah it like stabilizes you. Center of gravity is like right there. Can he do that without the trampoline though? Dude.

I'm more nervous. Can he walk without the trampoline? Okay We're not keeping that end of it I'm kidding. Masturbate while standing for the first time sweating like a random Marathon both arm and legs completely sore, back hurts like hell. what was collapsed from exhaustion doing it currently the type of the sound on my phone on my bed still I'm pulling sweat and tears after cleaning up I'm not ready for sex.

Holy hope he does some exercise for the first time in five years. because does that really? Because his penis is just like 15 inches long? Yeah, bro moan and then her soul just left her body hurt. s I'm sorry I have never heard Yuki even go to that King David Just possess her. Dude, why are you touching me? Are you grabbing my stomach? Is that right now? No.

I Am the Governor of this city I Match with this guy in Omegle and you won't believe what happened. Can I please get a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese extra bacon? Okay 12.84 Okay uh so the problem with that? uh this is a robbery so I need you to give me my Quarter Pounder for free? Okay I don't make enough for this. Just take it. Thank you I appreciate it.

Okay bye you're so kind. Have a great day. The quarter pounder man is is truly one of the great fast food. Burgers McDonald's is killing the game.

Here's where I'm gonna like wrestle the Jimmy's raid in and out isn't even as good as quarterback I'm ready for the heat. Bring it. Just kind of like What? What The Oh dude who is that? It's the mysteriousness. it's the confidence now she's gonna come running down the stream.

You're like wait, wait who are you I don't even know your name and you're just like you. Just pull out the tech deck. Can you just walk away? That's it for sips tea. Did you guys have a good sip of Kai today? What? Oh hell yeah.

All right. thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace all right.

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