Henry, how would you like to do subtle, asian dating sure wow? Have you guys seen our new camera wow? Isn't it so clear and colorless cost me way too much money i will never financially recover from this is to give them the most crispest henry you can get like star wars. It look at how crisp he is right here. No, you guys out there and bumble and tinder couldn't find a single person where's. My friend met his girlfriend on linkedin them out.

Maybe it's because apps, where hooking up isn't the priority might be just the way to form a true genuine relationship. Are you sure his girlfriend's not just using him to climb the corporate ladder not too seeing his position? Linkedin's like the ultimate like gold digging app genie, because it tells you exactly like what position he he holds and how much money he probably makes. So that means his girlfriend is oh cause on tinder. It's only like the good looking you are, but in linkedin it's about how much money you make.

Yes, oh no they're all lies. Can you all stop getting married? It's stressing me out. I honestly like marriages. Yes, free food and the free party yeah, i feel like this - is just a you problem, because you're probably comparing yourself to them when you don't really have to just be happy for them just go and get your free and get up.

You get free gifts too. Milk, it of course celebrate their union but milk. How many weeks into dating? Did you start letting your farts loose? It's been five years. Ginny has still not heard me fart once i have it which upsets me.

I think i've smelt it, but i never heard i never heard you dealt it, which makes you upset ready. Did you no still nothing yeah? My husband proposed two days after valentine's day so that every year he can get me discounted flowers and chocolates on the anniversary. Instead of the holiday and that's kind of feel like a lot of women would just be like cheapo. No, i would praise my husband for being like financially smart wireless charging and meanwhile the guy is like.

Oh, you need some wire bonk. What is what exactly is she doing for the wireless charging, though she seems like she's doing a little bit more than just hugging ginny? No, it's just hugging she's, just like oh yeah, henry, it's just a hug. It's a back hug! It's like! No! Don't it's like! And then demonstrate on me sure she's, giving him the uh the girl reach around. You know like this is what she's doing this is what she's doing wireless charging? Can we stop pushing my hand down babe i'll call you at nine okay, 901.

You freaking missed it. No sometimes people just people aren't that prompt. I hope some people do things exactly when they're gon na do it, for example, sir. I need the surgery exactly at 9am they're like i'll, be there around.

Then this is a surgery, though. What, if he's in the bathroom like taking a right now like taking the fattest juices, still have your phone yeah? You want to talk to her while you're taking a fat deuce at least he's there at least he's on time for giant turd nuggets stretching out his a study once revealed that a man who is 5'6 needs an additional 175 thousand dollars to be as desirable as A man who is six feet tall - oh that's easy! Just make 175 000 more than just become a doctor. That's it! Okay, where the go to school for eight years, did they show like a wide range of woman? This man is five six. He makes an x number and they're like hey.

How do you test it? Basically, as soon as the dudes got into like the 300 000 figures? That's when the girls were like he's hot, but oh, it has to be like 300 000. Anything less you might as well. Just let chad come in and walk all over your balls. Maybe we don't have to fight.

Maybe we both can just union and that's how i met your father yeah. I just let henry take the arm rest and then he'd be like me and just sweet. Oh so cute like it's like basically an older couple and the wife is being like look at them. Young ones.

Look at all the cute he's doing to try and kiss her and then the husband's, like that's my cue and then the wife was like was it? Was that romantic? Did you like that baby? Who says just because you know you're, old and wrinkly? You can't still do spontaneous youthful fun things like that right. I'll do that forever and ever you're gon na hit 30 and you're gone are the days of spontaneous loving. I love you. That's the end.

This guy saved himself, some drama sweet, pea, moisturizer. Why are you showing me this? I needed some lotion and i bought some just by case you like why you smell like female lol. Okay, what so he took a picture right of like someone offering him lotion that way, he can say it's the lotion and i wasn't with another girl. Yeah 100, like girls smell this kind of stuff, and it's it's it's over it's game over.

For you, anything that comes out of your mouth is the lie after that point, it's true. I've seen it before. What are you talking about? Okay, wasn't there this other time where, like our bed, smelled like a girl and then you were like 100 percent sure, like some girls, that's when i was teasing you no, you were, i was teasing you yeah yeah, i was teasing. Are you teasing me your key? If he's tired show him the boobs, if he's sad show him the boobs he's upset and angry show him.

The boobs boobs are magic, but you need boobs first to be able to do this. Okay, i'm sorry. I shouldn't have said it's just a joke, but i disagree. I am a more complicated emotional individual than that does not just take to make me happy and appease me.

Humanity is not that simple. I have emotions. I have feelings. I have delicacies to eat good.

What would you do if i broke into your house, someone's gon na shoot her huh she's gon na get shot, calm down and describe the suspect, okay, she seems to have a cute face. Slim waist and quite a big bang. Sir. Do you at least have something to defend yourself? Yes, yes, i have a fresh bottle of baby oil and half a bottle of cocoa butter left, sir.

How are you gon na defend yourself with that, and i thought you said lubricate. You know what i'm gon na have to handle this myself. Sir, don't do it, i'm batman, it genuinely made me uncomfortable. Why heavily and i'm like? Oh my i mean i like this because, like it's usually oh i'm going to shoot her.

This guy's, just like i'm, going to beat her batman, but what huh? What would you do? What did the skyrim pc say like? What's that it must have been the wind what relationship's not about age, not about distance, not about communication. Every moment of every day. What's more important is having trust and loyalty, the trust of a girl to her man and the loyalty of a man to his girl. A relationship is not about age, your honor, oh, it is about the love and the trust that me and little timmy here here.

It's not about if we go to the same school or not it's not about if she's in preschool and i'm in college. No. Okay, it's about loyalty! It's about drive! Are you obsessed with that? Are you cold a little bit so he gave her his huge jacket oversized jacket. You know you can take that off before you start class right.

You don't have to keep that on, but you have to show off to everyone. You got a tall ass boyfriend who was loving enough to give you his jacket. Do you think that's like a like a flex like the larger, the piece of clothing you have it's like huge flex. The larger my boyfriend is.

Is that why you're upset that i don't wear like extra large hoodies? No, but it does make me upset that when i say it's cold you're like same here when you ask him a very direct and clear question and the first word out of his mouth is huh. But here's the thing, though i understand why, because you weren't paying attention and you had your little inner monologue going on so i'm like okay, i think his voice is gone. So let me repeat it: why do women get so angry at this? It can just like be nice and just repeat it for a second like it's almost like zone out like some of us are just like severe adhd and we're really crippled in life. Can you just do us a solid and just repeat it, real quick? If i ever propose to, if you're like, why are you marrying me? You're, like huh i'll, be like you walk away, don't impress me teach me how to make 30k in two days.

Well, it's gon na involve sex yeah i'd say: that's probably the easiest way to do. It huh be like that woman that had like 900 men lined up. You know charged each of them like ten dollars. I think that's like thirty thousand dollars, wait nine times 100 per person.

Well, that's that's overkill, so you do 33, a pop five minutes each 30k. In two days, quick, quick months, you prefer a breast or thigh dude you're, clearly in a grocery store. My guy he's, like i don't sell personality, what part of the couch where the chicken is, that breast, your thigh high for sure slice, yeah juicy plus you get to put some stockings on the thighs too. I think we're not speaking about the same size anymore.

Hey, do you know how to be friends with girls? Just say i love you. She will say we're just friends like a 90 success rate and then the other 10. You might actually get a girlfriend. It's crazy, yeah, it's a win-win! Really why don't guys see it from that perspective, they always are like put out i'll, lose it all right.

It's like no, no you'll actually gain. That's, because that those statistics rely it's actually forty percent. Is you and then you lose everything you lose your dignity. You lose your soul, you lose your your desire to live.

You lose your erectile litty. Have you dated a serial cheater share your experience. She saved his number as daddy. I used to run and give her cell phone whenever he calls.

I mean the word. Daddy can mean a number of things: okay, it's 20 22.. That doesn't mean uh. You know what it used to mean these days, because you have a lot of daddies.

You know, that's why i put it in korean. So if you see daddy on my phone and not like some korean characters, you know that's not my dad yeah. Would you put somebody's daddy in your phone? No cause. That's also weird.

I have a few daddies in my phone. Show me. I'm just kidding. Show me he's joking, i don't, and here i thought he was trying to be cute with me during the game last night as a fellow man, i understand why you want a beer, but that's the wrong move.

Bro. Why do you do handshakes? That's the wrong! I just want my chicken, but that's not the same. You just wanted a chicken. I wanted a cordial relationship, but like what he is doing is like good, like your girlfriend loves you now, because you're doing the hard thing handshake is just bad because it was just awkward okay, so i had no choice but to say the truth, which is i Wanted the chicken best i can offer tacos oh cocktails, they could be talking about chicken right like tacos and chicken, which sounds great chicken tacos or it could just literally be like a corn tortilla, and then it's just like stuffed right in it.

I wonder why men don't get like all infections, because you guys stick it in multiple things to hide your dick and be like surprised, i mean, but have you felt a nice warm corn tortilla no cause. I don't have a dick. How few is your shot? Silence? Silence whatever his lies, never even approached him. She always stood like a mile away and be like whatever you don't even have to like hit on them and like ask him for a date like i'm pretty sure.

Just introducing yourself is sufficient and you don't even have to like get denied or anything right. Just like stand there do something come here. That's the entire song! Oh sexy! Oh i mean that's pretty impressive yeah. I can't even do it.

Can you do it pretty impressive? That's talent, i bet all the girls are like. How would you come over tonight and use that tongue for something else? I don't think he has balls what i don't think vitas has balls. Well, you know who this is he's the guy that does the literally oh you've never seen this guy. Where is it where's this from? I don't know, but people did like um.

It sounds familiar. Yeah people try to copy that, like as a guy try trying to copy. Oh, i thought she was doing that for her boyfriend when he comes no she's doing it for herself. So i was like this is gon na be so cute when he comes in and sees it and then she turns and looks i was like.

Oh, this is so sad, oh my god! Oh oh god! What's going on! This is actually really good, though this is. This is a really solid performance. Is this like what uh puppet masters do? It's it's pretty believable mother mary in the past, i'm just keep looking at her, i'm not even looking at what's happening on instagram. Looking at that poster, this is some like performance art.

It's incredible. Do you think she does this to herself like every night, like you know how some guys like sit on their hand for a while until it goes numb and then use their hand to like? Oh, my god, to pretend like it's another person like, oh, my god, that's it for subtle asian, dating make sure to smash that, like sometimes you sit on your hand and numb it out before smash that like, if you think she should go into theater. Do this live and you would buy tickets because you're weird, alright! Thank you. So much for watching see you guys next time, peace,.