I'm not sure if i ordered enough pizza for us tonight that sucks today we're doing our well that sucks whale that bites. At least i have some whiskey and i my white cloth. We look like alcoholics because we are my commute. Is 45 minutes just pulled up to the office reach for my bags and oh no, his bags are at home.

Oh that's! Just oh! That's like i like going to school and forgetting your backpack yeah. Have you ever done that before? No? Yes, yes and then my mom would have to bring it. Oh thank god, i'm not the only one and then my mom's, like you're, making me turn this carpet. I'm like sorry, i'm sorry did.

My mom would like beat my ass for, like forgetting my backpack. Okay. Well, not to that degree, but my laptop started burning in the middle of the class today. Oh, that's, not a good sign! Oh that is.

That is not a good sign. Uh huh! Well, that's your command key, but how? How do you do that? That's so like running your laptop to that degree. Afterwards, it came in you could just settle the 720p. No, it was only the point, plus your multiple applications open.

Don't worry about smokey vapors, actually how your files get to the cloud. Oh my phone off to do burn while i use it off to do yeah. I bought a vinyl on amazon. Oh that's, nice hell.

It seems to be stopped genie. Do you think they'll they'll ever like learn or they're just going to keep doing like the goose hit a power line and fell onto car? Oh, my god, oh she's, so dead. I mean your car is really dead too. You guys are that heavy yeah.

You see how big they do. You're gone, oh god, um. You have to tell the insurance that yeah a goose hit. My car, a dead goose hit.

My car finally got my license and it came expired thanks. New york issued expires, oof yeah, i feel like this is just an elaborate troll. It's like here's, your license, psych, it's already expired. You have to wait like five hours at the dmv.

My city decided. I didn't want these trees anymore, because they're hideous what disgusting horrible blocking this glorious, great metropolitan metal jungle? What are they going to do with that space and an adult store really maximize the capitalists yeah? I just put a story: put it maximize the capitalistic value a land could have. This is our favorite blow right behind us yeah, because when they see that building people are like, why am i aroused oh look at those dirt? You know no dropped and broke. My favorite plate i've used for 32 years.

You served me well bros wow, i think straight up a relic yeah. It's like the first year of mario was out huh. That's when bowser was black yeah when bowser was black. Oh, my god he's missing a piece of the plate: dude the uh, the drug dealer guy in your basement's gon na stab you with it.

Oh well, you really brought me back for that whoa backpack binged on fermenting apples causing it to get drunk. I want to see a drunk magpie, you think that's funny, but he's actually overdosing. His liver is failing. Nah nah he'll get over oh wow that looks like um la streets on a saturday night, just a bunch of girls like i'm gon na try and get to my girlfriend.

Is there a video of like uber different animals getting drunk? Look at my ass. I feel like that. That's a viral video general sherman, the world's largest tree, is wrapped in fire resistant, blanket as wildfires threatened park. Wow look at the girth on that baby, huh yeah yeah.

It is very large wow, i'm more like. I don't know how effective that fire blanket will be yeah. The cover is like nothing. It's like two percent of the tree.

This is how my morning started what the that's a really respectable web, though okay, either you haven't driven this car in weeks or this spider got to working like crazy in one night yeah, that's that's charlotte! On crack, someone gave charlotte some crack and just like, but yeah, i should probably burn the car after a month of complaining about an animal in my walls to my apartment's management that has finally gotten through my ceiling right above my workstation that i have to be At all day literally happening right now, is it adorable? What is it i want to know what it is? Why did you stop filming? I need to see what that is. Can you adopt it yeah cause it kind of looks fully. Is it ratatouille? Is he gon na? Is he here to make your spaghetti just messy? What i asked for versus what i got jesus so did you realize something was wrong when it was like 30 minutes in and it was still straight. You know why what they say they say it's because like oh, yes, it's right now there's a solution in there, but don't worry when i wash stuff - and i style it like they say people lie about this.

Normally yeah spent my entire weekend decorating my classroom for my students. Now i have to take it down because my principal told me - and i quote, the classroom - should look boring like a prison. What are you kidding me dude? This is sick. I would love to be in this class dude you're, the greatest teacher in the world, god damn this principle was like halloween festivities children having fun.

Have you forgot? What kind of establishment we are? It should be prisoners here. Don't you understand student pilots first landing without an instructor seems like he's playing like flight simulator on steam. Is he straight? Oh my god he's oh sensei. I have failed you the teacher's, watching outside, like good good, billy billy.

I don't think you're ready for that. I don't think we got to practice on your landing billy. It's always a pleasure to realize that your co-workers don't know how to close the box properly right when you're ready to go home yeah. That's that's! That's like an hour of work right there.

How do you just like make them? Do it like they're kind of responsible for that right? Well, work will never get done if that with that spiteful attitude, no, i didn't go themselves you they did that never thought. It happened to me six hour flight touched me. Three times this is like a non-confrontational person, that's like a genie or something doesn't want. Confrontation suffers for it.

It's not touching me, though, oh touched me touched three times landlord ordered a new gas oven to replace the old broken one he only paid to have. It dropped off. He was very shocked that i'm not happy right. So this is this person's property.

So it's not his job to properly replace the oven. The landlord was like you're, not a professional mechanic. What even, if you were like replacing, that is just not really a one-man job. You know it's not your job.

You know after more surprise, pikachu conversation he's like why he's sending over a maintenance man good. Oh, i didn't know it was that sucks so much that i mean that was just so shocking because you know normally boats are over water, not underwater, so i was like really. I didn't know that a little surprise, the bursting. I forgot how to swim.

Oh no. Look at me: no, i forgot the one thing i was made to do. Yeah you've got to float on water, guys. Second attempt at making a 3d printed 22 by 22 rubik's cube.

I'm gon na attempt the first turn uh-oh, it's gon na explode, oh man, the stiffness, the anticipation, the drama. Oh goodness, that's what she said. Wow that's, really complicated dude. How many parts was in that thing, god that was it took so long feels batman, sag.

Your english ic has only elevated, i speech. I i speak twitch lingo, now, junior yeah, yes, sag congress feels special. This guy feels very special man. She decided to fall apart before my wedding looks like you have some like glue, though adhesive i mean that's the best, that's the best.

You could do at this moment. 1863 rome's iron bridge heavily damaged by a fire around 2 hours ago. Oh 1863, henry that's! Like centuries, you know yes, damn nothing survived for almost 200 years yeah. Hopefully it wasn't some idiot who just like dropped the cigarette and did this because that'd be tragic, just finished, cleaning the whole store at work, and this happens just before we leave.

It's raining really hard, or is there something wrong with the plumbing hey? Maybe it's like a second second wash. You know the store was like not clean enough. That sucks, i think that's the worst feeling of like you just cleaned it. You turn around for one second and it's dirty again, yeah, it's like why couldn't you happen like during the clean, maybe before the clean? It's just like me.

Finally, getting my tv installed after, like a month of like waiting in different confusions, just for it to break the day after and you can't even watch it, it makes me cry for time genie trying to eat a porcupine goes wrong. Oh god, would you swallow a porcupine, or did he fight a porcupine yeah? Could? Wouldn't you be internally bleeding like what, if it just went through its body and just stabbed him? Why is it also like green yeah? It looks like, like he ate, a really hard portrait and like he was off to a rape, but the pokemon got ian so he's like oh yeah, man friend had a lawn service accidentally sprayed their entire lawn of grass killer the kicker they came back for a Second, application: how do you access there's a grass killer, but that's why i say: how do you accidentally spray it like? What did you think you were spraying on the lawn yeah? What are you even supposed to do about that? You just got ta like remove all that and start growing new grass yeah. All his neighbors are probably like wow that guy's a idiot just know how to water a lawn found one and then twist my finger lucky me how'd, you twist your twists while trying to get it. She just tripped it like.

Ah, did you like dive bomb for the club? How did a clover do that to you dude, it's supposed to be a four leaf. Wait that that's just on the highway. Oh that's gon na be like a million dollars right there. I didn't know they transferred trains.

Like on the highway wow, that driver is like straight up going bankrupt. Yeah you're, like not only did, did you like the sort of plane you destroyed a building too. Oh, the plane was getting scrapped. Oh that's! Good! That's good! Well! That bridge, though, at the top huh someone forgot to engage their parking brake chris.

How are we going to get this one out? It's a screamer dude that almost looks like a cartoon. It's. How are the people who have to get these cars out to go? They have to like yeah, i don't know how does that work right? I think they have to dive. Do you have to like pay for that, like pay for the removal of that? Yes, what if you just like, ran away? Oh there's freaking like license plate on it came out of class on saturday to my car being used as a seesaw.

I had wheel locks too. They always like leave the thing here right yeah, because they need to make a quick, yeah and they're being nice they're, like in case you had extra wheels um. At least you get easier from that like what's pretty expensive these days, lumber who didn't replace the bags in the diaper pail wait. What's a diaper pail, i was really disposed of diapers but like there isn't a bag in it, so he's kind of like take it out by hand.

Oh no, oh just close that and then just take the entire thing and just throw it into a dump and get a new diaper pail. Finally, finish hauling and putting down papers just to be one short: it's not that big of a deal it hurts. You can just get another one. You can just go, buy one right hand me, you want you, could space them out a little bit.

You wanted to feel complete. You know at the end. Well, yeah i'd run straight to the store to like cleanse myself for the ocd. You know, portable battery fell and broke.

My ceramic lakers basketball, piggy bank that i've been using. Since i was 10., i think he was trying to tell you to like open it up and take the money. Why do you have korean money? Wait really yeah. He does that's a korean dollar bill.

I mean i feel like it's. It's served its purpose right, like maybe you got ta open, yeah, the world's telling you like you, got ta cash in fam, yeah, sound cash in man yo, you know just just shopping for some um soap, some soap at the local grocery store. Oh, look! What do we have here? Oh wait? Who is this? Oh, my god. I can't believe that just oh wow doesn't that suck jenny at a grocery store in public hi, your friend wearing equally tight, yeah pants.

Embarrassing! Am i right? How will she ever live that one down who walks like people who have been only fans and a vested interest in people clicking on that link and subscribing? Oh, my god, you know what sweden said. What? Because i asked her what she did for a stream and she's like we had a workout stream, and then i drank booze. I was like oh wow. Is that effective she's like that's how you get a big butt and i was like? Oh okay, i didn't know that she's hilarious.

We should get sweet anita on one of these videos, all right, that's it for that! Sucks leave a like. If you want to see sweet anita on this show yeah. That would be me and henry's dream come true yeah. I would alright thank you so much for watching we'll see you guys next time, peace.

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