Wow! Our wonderful editor Kai is back in the house. Wonderful. That's not what you usually say. Our slightly mediocre editor Kai is back and just as she dies editing her videos.

We are going to be doing people dying just like this woman who got slapped into absolute Oblivion Wow, there's so many people. Whoa. Oh, Rollerblader commits seppuku inside of bathrooms Arctic and drowns herself in the ice cold. Waters Okay, I'm pretty sure this isn't people dying.

this is actually just people dying I Have a very literal death. Holy oh my gosh. oh my gosh. Oh she's gonna jump.

No way. Why would you do this? Hey they say cold water is good for I Mean no I Feel like you're gonna get free. She just did. she.

just she's committing Seppica. There you go goldfish. The sides: Life is not worth living anymore. Commit separate girls.

What is with everything committing I Can't believe he's dead. his name is Kai too Kai killed himself. it says call you innocent puppy the varied Alive by invisible dark Forces of the underworld he looks like baby. Scooby-Doo You know.

oh unsuspecting human. his face at the end. he's just like wait, wait clearly the apex predator of the bamboo fires sick jacking off in kitchen. oh what the are you doing? I'm just jacking off dude.

dude. why did you cut off the Wi-Fi oh my. God Six forces bunny to do his bidding. So far Are you making me to it? What is the purpose of a middle bunny right now heads the Buddy and knife? foreign and that's when we get the killer bunny from.

Monty Python Yes. Recently found footage of new super soldiers strong enough to tear apart tanks and other Weaponry with yes ass. Why is it so? Blimpy Why is so bouncy? Oh oh it's very floppy. Oh oh are these the you know how they say they eat folks? No no no like actual Wars Weaponry To convince the enemy that they have like tanks there.

but it's not real. It just reminds me of like an elephant dick or a horse dick. I Thought you were gonna say an elephant's trunk. Why is your first thought his dick.

Have you seen horses? Have you seen elephant? yo? Why do you know? Whoa. Okay, wait here. no I'm gonna here. no I don't need it.

Don't worry. no what. I know what a horse looks like? Why do you know what a horse is I wonder what an elephant dick looks? Can we look it up then? no. okay no.

this is all real time. This is not even editing in three seconds. Elephants do not underestimate. Kai's like 130 words per minute.

Invisible Demon fish Rises From The Ashes despite being buried alive, cannot be defeated. Oh I See it It's Not Invisible Oh yeah, those are adorable. Why boys, Why are you trying to fish and he's gone? Oh he's gonna do that like Finding Nemo Crap sick human tries to eat his own pet. Why is that hot dog like fried players suffer severe Bryant damage from a legal move.

Is that a flop? Are you? Is he flopping? This is soccer. So I'm almost hit him. Oh my oh my dude. even that guy's just like come on man, there's cameras watching here.

Part of being a good football player is being a good actor. It goes hand in hand. Oh my. God it's a tarantula.

mad scientist creates spider cat. Abomination it's a really adorable huntsman spider. Okay, if huntsman spiders look like that, then I'm okay with them eating me. Innocent kitten gets enlists by a force to serve in war.

The kitten actually looks like the most serious one of the bunch. He looks photoshopped as hell. You don't say I mean cats are a little Broody deranged human tenderness tenderizes cat meat before cooking it alive. chicken.

Oh what a treatment dude that is not. Oh, even humans don't get treated this well in a spa. Okay, that makes more sense in your mom's womb. I Don't even think I got pampered in my mom's room.

Okay, can you give me those? What is that? It's just a lotion mom dude. even when I was in my mom's room all my mom did was just go like hit him. No like she ate a lot of spicy stuff so she would like get like burps or something and then she would like hit her stomach. She also says that that's why I ended up being a little stupid sick.

who man stabs? don't go through the year until he gets brain damage. Oh I don't think that's brain damage for him I think that's more like an ahiga or dog. wait I think like the ears are very like sensitive hole. that's not the only sensitive pole.

I Think holes have to be sensitive because like you can't let things go inside, they are sensitive Genie But humans abuse that sensitivity for other reasons. If it gives you pleasure then it is good. Yeah why did God make us that way then? Can't force to take drugs and diets of overdose. and why is that funny? This poor cat just died of overdose.

Overdose is not funny. Don't do drugs. not even once. Poor man burned her crisp in volcano.

who is hoop me? I'm burning a wife Dude that still looks good though I still need it. Okay but you don't even know what it is. It's okay. it has a cute face on it I'll eat it.

Can someone explain to me why a woman like eat things based off of how cute they look? Aesthetics But I eat things because they look like delicious meaty like Savory because Kyrie will literally buy like these waffle things because they're in the shape of like. that's the only reason she got them. Yeah they still tasted pretty bad but I would still buy them again. All look concern me is this larcenance is some Rapture during the game Aliens oh my God he's so jacked.

holy I Kind of want to see what the actual clip of it looked like the Cradle dunk. Wow the video is a lot. Oh yeah, cradle dunks are my favorite. They died of thirst.

Is that like the mall cop dude or okay, that's rude. Oh no it's Chef John from Food Wishes wait is he the guy that goes and now we wait for water. Oh wait Chef John from Foodwishes.com that's just turned into a rose for Chef John I'm sorry bro. can't tell the hostage smothered in ping-pong balls forced to perform like circus animals.

This is how they did history game. so if they like it, it's not forcing them see they're having fun. This is stray. all the guys are trying to do digital motions.

He's like sure we're like so did you get it and he's like sorry I got distracted oh I need this six marshmallow toast for hamster family. Exactly what I was talking about this. You see a cute hamster like I gotta eat it now. Okay well if you see a cute ass then you want to eat.

Is that not the same concept I Know that's what I'm seeing I Know you agree. Dog gets eaten knuckle. It's a dog taco. How does a dog stay like that? What is he like? A salad? No, it's not a taco.

No, he's the meat. Wait, it's a burrito. Henry It's a burrito. It's a dog meal.

Is that like where's the tortilla? That's the Blinky that's a burrito man. Oh, it's not a taco. He's right. That's why I said he's closing off man.

Oh, regardless, he's very happy. Okay, this actually, um, looks good. Okay, at least when I said cute stuff good I meant it like actual food that it's like animals. Not actually.

But the lettuce and tomato and the cheese are so convincing. They're literally made of felt demon dog rips open human. yo. Okay, can we not have like an aliens? but his face really sells it though.

What would you do if a dog came out of you I question how it got in there in the first place because I'm pretty sure that's not how sex works. man. dog leaves owner to die. thank you.

Oh my. God he's still chunk. Okay, no, he's just like. come on.

Dave You can do better than that. Get up. I Think dogs can tell when you're bluffing like they know what true to death is. They can smell it like we try and die in front of mine all the time.

She knows it's not a real death because when we actually die I should care right? No, when we fake death, she tries to actually kills. Yeah, oh my. God What the I mean that's like a baby. That's a lovely baby.

they talk about like babies losing baby fat. but like how do babies get? So all right guys. it was nice knowing you know it's been a good good five years. No I love pretty good times ish.

Okay, not really. We are not getting canceled for that. No, we're getting banned for that. Oh my God Okay, that's just sick dog drowning his owner.

Dude I Don't care what the actual context of this is, this is just straight drowning. Wait wait, where's everybody? Lebowski baby sloth heads deep fried for human consumption. Oh Ty's favorite. These things always look like they insert like little turd nuggets inside the croissant.

No, they actually do. Yeah when you like put in like really grainy like chocolate rots or something like the texture makes foreign by his evil father. Oh wow. Oh get dunked on kid.

Wait another one damn look at this guy flexing on his two months old kid. This is how you destroy your tits. dreams of ever becoming a basketball player yo Loki after this dude, he just flat out yeah, you suck little okay but he didn't do anything there. he just fell am I the only one that's like I really want to get one of these toy basketball hoops now for the house.

So I can just miss all your shots. Yeah no, but this guy actually low-key is good. His moves are actually safe. Beloved pet gets annihilated by Wolves Take our board.

It's edible right? Anything's edible. Wait, poor little guy. It's okay. his blubber protected him from the fall.

This Tick Tock is called doggo. Royale It's literally about like dogs. like having a Royale Battle Royal Do they do that with all the other animals too? or white supremacist goes around town verbally harasses those different than her. Yep I can see this happening.

White cats are wow Kitty Yo oh the dog looks so sad. that cat is racist an attitude. oh my. God These dogs all chill and friendly.

Oh yo. you don't like dogs? Oh but she's okay with people. Yeah but dogs fair enough. Oh the dogs just want to play yo.

what is your problem? Daddy tries to wake up his dead baby but he became an angel and went to heaven. Wake up little butterflies. Candy called pollinate. Time to go pollinate.

Accidentally drop them. I'm actually kind of terrified and now fly now. actually fly. I Want to sacrifice his own life to not disturb the kitty by law.

if a cat sits on your lap, you are trapped. Kind of the same with dogs too, but it's less of not to disturb her. it's more just like we can't move Or the cats like hey you like the skeleton you like sorry you want me to grind a little bit down on there you want? Okay anyways look if you're gonna start it I'm gonna end it okay. continue it.

President fights off assassin in Oval Office Honestly, if I were the president I'd probably just do this all day. I Just like lying for me and that is why you're not the President because I am the king of the world. Your shoes should you be really lying on the floor? I Don't care I don't care. Cat gets brutally suffocated by blanket while holding best friend he has missed.

Oh gets his little doll. see why can't babies look as cute as cats? Man the woman tears dog's tongue out of its skull. Dude your dog is high cool. Oh my God wait what? wait Iron's tongue is that long? Did you? What is that the crap out of your dog? Did you think so? Maybe it's post-surgery Did he come back a little bit? Oh my.

God it's still going kind of yeah. That dog's in all kinds of drugs. Soldier gets wounded in heavy fire fight. it's just a bullet.

ammo got him. he's avocado River bringing him they should make an Abracadabra evolve into Avada Kendama no it is. That's what JK Rowling did not talking about in Pokemon they should make him evolve into Ivana cadabra and it just turns into Voldemort Florida was like a cute Pokemon statue is sick of tourists. Oh that ass though I thought I was gonna be able to see a little bit of his crack for just a second.

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