All right Chini Would you like to do some subtle Asian Dating No I Want to do mine I want to pet her and hug her and actually let me show you what it's like to go to an adult Con In Taiwan you get this experience. How do you sign up for this in Taiwan Taiwan Yeah adult Khan So what is this? um Booth Selling dreams? Whoa. Oh look at that box. wait what stub leg woman freaky that was actually like threw me off.

Here's how you scam a poor sucker in: China Oh let's go into his social credit key was too distracted by that. No I think I'm really distracted by everyone disproportionately long legs. Have you seen it? Yes I recreate this? Yes. Okay, cool I guess no no no but I am down to watch it.

but this isn't even the best one dude. Oh I'm sure there's a lot more. No I I saw like oh my God why are there so many of these? Are these like factories or what? producing influences oh my God you know how I said I thought the video was like destroyed. It would be like that.

I think they're just that thin. What do they live off of the likes on? Instagram Oh no wonder they're so thin I Don't care what anyone says, this is how every man wants to be cuddled. Um no. um oh we need to test this Theory out.

Genie No, you need to spread your legs. What? huh? You gotta spread your legs I Thought your mom watches these videos Henry it does and she'd be like good on you son. Oh wow, Isn't this what we normally do? Why is it so wet back here? What? huh? Do you want to clarify something? What are you talking about? Is my back sweating? Or is that just you? Something on Netflix we're pretending to watch before we head to Pound Town Yes, that is indeed the definition of Netflix And chill. thanks for spelling it out for all of us that were stupid.

Her thighs though. wait, that's kind of like the position but like in the opposite manner. How about we test that one out? Henry Why don't Why don't we record a video? Why don't we have a cute guy I'm texting he's six seven and she was like wow, he looks like he'd eat you for breakfast I was like I hope so and now she's not talking to me. Hold up.

What was the mom expecting? Well that's not exactly what she meant. What does she mean Like she would eat her like physically. That doesn't make that's also weird. Mom: a full recharge out of batteries? Let's rolling, honey.

I Feel like typically if you're really out of batteries and you're really tired, you would usually just go to sleep. I mean Soul Tired. Oh so tired. But not physically tired? Yeah, yeah, in that case, that's McDonald's Japan introduces the adult cream pie.

Do we have to call it that? What's the part that makes it adult? Is it the com Maybe Dude, huh? No, it's the fact that maybe it's using dark chocolate and flavors that are less sugary. Ah, what are you on about Now, don't be tagging me in memes publicly like we think DM them to me. If you have to, what is this is this Arthur Is this emojis? Remember the Arthur meme of like an orphan is what you'll be when they sell you. that's dark I can be your partner for the next race sorry Sue Ellen it's a brother and sister race.

Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this. it's only children DW A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you laughs I Mean you know I could see kids like saying that I Feel like I'm gonna say that to my sister once. Pretty sure your sister said well, my sister probably said that to me. Yeah, because you're the younger one when you came in your mouth.

but he has kidney stones so it's crunchy. What does that come out like at this at the time? No, it doesn't. This is a It blocks the education. It doesn't come out with it.

What if the is so powerful that it busted the stones out too? No, no, it's that powerful. You don't know that man. Wait, but see, Finally, your med here may be possible if the stone is already excreted out the bladder and then the urethra. Seaman then joins the stone But no one would think of the thank you.

Do girls still like getting flowers? Yes, But we don't want to tell you we want flowers because then you're just gonna get us flowers because we want flowers. But we want you to get us flowers because you know because you want to get us flowers. You know everything about women is dead. You just have to.

We talked about this dude. We talked about this man. Guys can love women but we don't Express In the same way. for a woman, like expressing love is being thoughtful and caring.

but that's not men. Men's expressing love is like here's why babe. here's my money. Do you want flowers? No.

I'm good. Do you want a doll? This is the top of the line. Like 5 000 at the drip tray. Refillable.

Yeah, yeah. sucking is the meaning the meaning of life. Actually, it's not because sucking prevents life. it's like it is Alpha Because you have complete control.

You have his penis in your mouth at any time you can. I'm defending a woman here. G I Don't suck dick. Okay, you are the one that's in control.

You can bite his stuff. You can end his life. So suck my dick. Yeah baby.

it's not doing it all. It's empowering actually for you to suck this dick but get on your knees when you say you like aggressive girls. then she toss you on the bed. I Don't like seeing SpongeBob naked.

Do you think like SpongeBob penetrates or gets penetrated gets penetrated? He has those holes right? Yeah, where does he use his nose? Oh you're so smart. What's up Lover love? I'm chilling. Are you in jail LOL Yeah Prison? Why attempted murder? Oh cause I'm gonna be attempting to murder. that is that not his next line.

Did he not follow that up? Or is it just a murder? He really is just a criminal watch guy. I'm 6'4 homeless I don't have a car I'm unemployed I've arrested five times her. did you say six four? No, you got me there. I'm triple D homeless I don't have a car I'm employed I've been arrested five times.

Triple D's you say oh with a fast to boot and just want to bring to the table. Fortunately that's just what some people just have. No I'm pretty sure you bring like personality but the only thing I'm willing to bring to the actual table is my dick. For some guys, my pretty girl message saying would you still love me if I didn't exist.

This girl is like out here showing up all the worm asking girls Henry it's like I would just feel an ephemeral love for a fictional being through my soul. But I think I would love you if you didn't exist Opie took notes boys yeah because you know damn well if you said no she'd be like oh, then you don't love me even if I do exist. Can we play a game? sure I like instant Graham I like Tick Tock I like Snap Chat I like you sorry I don't like you back Oh no it was YouTube oh yeah yeah whoo tools. It's like a free shot.

you know, like either way, like if she says yes and I was like yeah, I'm in if she says no Then you just recover and you can do this to every girl you know in the world. So it's just numbers game at that point. This is why girls say and question whether you actually love them or were we the one number that said yes to your numbers game. Women don't understand like how much thought men put into acquiring woman.

girls think that like oh, he just walked up to me in the hallway dirt like in between classes and now we're going out. No, that. Been tracking your emotion for months figuring out your exact schedule, which directions you go into like the different permutations. Think you should let us know in an argument with your wife, make sure to tell her I'm not interested in being disrespected by someone I Lowered my standards for follow me for more tips to help you save your marriage.

Oh Jesus Christ oh that's instant like marriage Ender right there. like if peace of mind is what you want, then yeah yes because he's right. peace of mind yeah get that drama out of my life. For guys, this is why you should aim to succeed in life.

This is gonna be cringe. Yeah it's gonna be cringe. but I need to watch me too foreign. Oh he's in a Ferrari now oh they're the legs going all the way.

Split all the Toyota drivers out there just all Life Alert right now what's wrong with the toy Toyota that also looks like a really nice Toyota yeah it shows that he's a responsible family man. I thought Lexus drivers were Rich Lexus is a just glorified Toyotas sorry nobody asked for my car come and dance. my dad had a Lexus at some point I thought our family was real and then I was like wow this car is the special car and I feel like it's like a princess car. oh I actually didn't think about that.

yeah she could be giving him his no her number but then it's just blank. um she was like psych boyfriend who's good at every game and Carries girlfriend who has her moments but is mostly awful in every game. This is sexist. Girls are great Gamers now and we should just get with the times.

So now I'm gonna point out that they look like siblings 2023. All right, Incest is windsest and we should not be judging people for their choice and partner. Okay, what made you want to add me? I'm curious I got tons of friend requests a day so I just go through and accept them. Why? I was just asking.

a lot of people do it because I'm cute. Ah gotcha! Yeah, it wasn't that. Wow. It's kind of a weird thing to tell somebody like okay, congratulations in some ways I like that he put you in your place or she when I was in high school I kept hearing about guys giving their girlfriends facials I remember thinking I can't wait to have a boyfriend so I can get pampered too.

Imagine my surprise when the day finally came and he finally came all over my face I swear it was either you or someone said that like it has good properties for your kid and I think it was you no I didn't but now that I know that no I'm just kidding when I found out that he cheated on me instead of breaking up with him I made a fake account sending the proofs and told him that he didn't send me money I would send everything to his girlfriend for all is God before you leave I would I would milk him for at least like the amount of money that I invested into him and what if like all you did was like get him a card, give me back that 99 Cents Stop dming my girl. who's your girl. Why does that matter Because I DM Beyonce Last night and I was really hoping this is Jay-Z I Seriously stopped. But that made me laugh.

Stop. It's like damn man. Maybe you can have my girl like kind of funny stuff like you can't have my girl. You can help me.

energy. Can I wake you up by eating you out? Yes I mean who's gonna argue against that? You know? Yeah, yeah, sorry. what was the question? huh? See, like is this really the dating scene nowadays? It makes me be like yo, what happened to like good morning my sweet, You know you don't. This is dirty talk Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

What happened to all like storybook romances Where a guy is? You know, like that you know what feels the best. Yes when you need to lead the convo to a close. hey hey, how's your night going my what night? Okay, good night, it's not. Anyways, my brain's kind of hurting figuring that.

All right. Good night, good night. Thank you. Why are you single? My boyfriend passed away five months ago.

oh sorry, it's fine. Did you do it bro? What? Was it truly just cancer? Or was it something worse? Wow. Finally a guy that's not like So anyways, um, take me instead, but instead is actually like genuinely curious me. You don't even care about my feelings like why are you always they you want something to eat me well as in like she shuts up Yeah, because it's food time.

Yep, what a classic line. All boyfriends don't care about their girlfriends feelings as women have lamented across generations and eons. My man, we gonna have like 10 kids my coochie oh my God What the the guys always want all the kids and the girl's always like no because I'm like I want three Apparently that's too much like come on, this guy's asking for 10 Genie Henry I'm saying it's too much because you want one pumped out every year. Is that too much to ask? Oh my God What the girlfriend after Salon when girlfriend had a mixed spicy your girlfriend sees 80.

makeup your girlfriend rap supervis you know if I want to talk about DotA oh wait I want to see there's either more girlfriend cheesy wants to win. That's gotta be the most creative way I've ever seen anyone named Pokemon Usually we just go for like this. like the dumb immature like I can't even share. Roses are red Earth's climate is heating, wife bursts open husbands testicles by Smashing them in their wedding photo album after she catches them cheating.

that is like so she took the photo album and smashed some of the nuts where she took his nuts and smashed them into the photo album. What's the order of events here? They had a nice sit down and then she put his nuts in the album and then I'm just confused I make over three times when my girl makes and she pays zero bills. In the 10 months we've dated, she's paid off her student loans, beefed up her emergency funds, and improved her credit score. Loved that for her.

What if she leave you? door is wide open I Was raised to always leave places, jobs and people in better shape than when I first met them. So if she did leave, I'll be perfectly fine I add value to others because it is who I am not because I want or expect something in return. This guy has a million girls in this DM legs spread wide open being like give me your baby oh my God That's exactly what women want to hear. They want to know that you do it because you want to do it, not because she expects it.

He understands the game. Now is he alpha or is he a beta simp? That's for you to decide. Alright, that's it for subtle Asian Dating Congratulations Now go and find yourself a date. But if you haven't we're all for you.

Lonely? Yes. Oh okay, all right, we'll see you next time. Peace Bye.