All right. today, we're looking at some memes. M Like this wonderful gym Meme: Wow! But you know who else has a heavy duty box? What? What? Kamikoto Kamikoto knives are made with high quality Japanese steel. Each knife is individually inspected and comes with a lifetime guarantee.

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Go to Comic Cod.com Mxr and help support the channel. When he says he doesn't feel like going to the gym today, Whoa buddy, where's where's your hand going? Do man actually like this? It's stinky, it's sweaty, he's just spotting her on the squats if she falls then she lands on his face which is a win-win for for everybody. What about the weight wo a human tooth with standing up to 250 kg or 550 lb of force? a human tooth when it comes into contact with some sugar I Don't feel so good Donkey This is Genie's poor toothies. Six poor toothies Genie got six cavities like the the other week I brushed my teeth though the sugar has wreaked havocs within Jinny's mouth.

We will make a better world for our children. We will make a better world for our children. F You entitled Bratz Kids Not happening. So as time passes, we hate children more and more.

Why is that you were once a child? I Guess we all hate ourselves and hence we hate kids. Maybe we should be like going backwards. Maybe technology in advancement is bad. Oh yeah so no more internet, no more prawn, no more.

Well Elon was expecting Elon is going to remove X from Europe No, we need him an X we got to change the laws. What is really happening Twitter is leaving Europe good. Well Europeans can't use Twitter anymore. Oh it's cuz EU is forcing Twitter to comply with its law or quit their markets.

Uhoh So then what are they going to be using Reddit Writers trying not to make the girl protagonist fall in love with the boy protagonist, but they were meant to be. Who else is he supposed to fall in love with? Yeah. I mean Force Romances are always kind of dumb anyways. who needs them I don't need them last.

the girl is hot and then there's like a scene. Holy sh yeah she did not like that statement whatsoever. A joke I'm she did not like that statement at 43. If I found this stick as a child I would still be bragging about it.

oh my. God it has a hilt. it's perfect I Always thought every stick I found when camping was like the magic staff and then my dad will be like perfect and then puts it in the fire. I'm like no insurance companies when you finally ask them to do their job after paying them thousands of dollars over the years, click in the GIF damn oh they didn't do the whole GIF no this is but that wasn't supposed to happen I never understand cuz they're like pay up the ass right? and then when it comes time like oh perfect like I actually have a medical emergency and they're just like no and I'm like I don't get it then what am I paying you for it never seems to like ever cover the entire cost Ever I Think insurance is basically they ensure they'll take your money.

Zombie Apocalypse Preppers When an apocalypse actually happens and the military easily deals with a bunch of waking corpses, that's not possible. We've seen all the movies they just drop like flies and then their tanks are just left down on the streets. You're telling me I planned all this for nothing. Do you actually have a zombie apocalypse? No.

I don't And yet you think of the Holy Roman Empire like I don't think it's going to happen but if it does happen then that would be fing fantastic because now I Get to play a video game in real life. Male voice actors voicing characters getting hurt in video games? All right. Female voice characters voicing characters getting hurt in video games. Do you think like female voice actors have to charge more for them getting hurt? because like in almost every other scenario, them making these noises would warrant massive massive payments over like only B or something.

That's expensive stuff right there like you got to pay a woman to to do that. You can't just get that for free Billy If you hate watching ad so much, you should just spend your hard earned money on YouTube premium Billy No Billy Yes actually Billy how Billy do it. He's putting his money in the right place. Hell yeah.

unfortunately. I think they might win I think I got YouTube premium recently I think I have it now. Why I held out for so long? Let me guess you were tired of Watch watching ads on the phone? No, it's cuz they they kept on giving on that page. That's like you got to.

You got to turn off your ad block and stuff or else we're not going to let you watch anymore. Buying a video game in the physical box, Buying a video game online, virtually downloading the whole game. Does anybody actually have game boxes anymore? I Wanted to make like a physical box collection I Thought about it and I'm just like it's probably never going to happen. No, but Steam might not have the game anymore.

So if you have a physical Edition that's Eternal there's no way they Eternal they could take it away from you unless you break it. a criminal After escaping the milit FBI and police forchan users autism. That's why the 4chan secret weapon this week on House Hunters Bird watches juggles bowling pins and yet they make 369 million. Yep, she has an only F Well what kind of pins does you juggle the black ones that long? Either that or they just like inherit their money.

What's with 69 69 is everywhere. Dude, thanks for pointing that out. But like why the Budg is 3 69 million? How many people 69 people are allow? like why? what is it with 69 Because people really enjoy genitals in their mouths I Don't understand a new adult cartoon on Netflix a few seconds in what show is he talking about VMA Is it Castlevania Is he talking about Castlevania cuz Castlevania is maybe the one good analog cartoon. There's a huge demand for analog cartoons like people love them.

there's Avatar Isn't that a kids cartoon? It's for goddamn anal I swear to God Okay, okay, okay and then there's cast. Pania? No, that's and everything else is trash Gamers Wanting a challenge hard mode so they take the mask off and enemies have five times more health and do Thrice the damage than before. That's why you got to play Balers Gate three. How do you literally complain about this too about Balers? Just bad: the NPCs are just smarter.

Yeah I think this is mostly just bees Beth their goddamn bullet sponges I Swear to God that's why you get mods. There's there's mods that fix it when you die and some all powerful entity asks if you want to reincarnate 400 years in the past or 400 years in the future. the future. Dude, what's what's 206 the 1600's Genie Dude for woman? Oh no, thank you or men? no thank you dude.

yeah I wanted to like relive Futurama You know just think of like what crazy inventions are out there. at that point it would obliterate your mind. GTA 6 Finally out other scroll 6 will finally be out. Oh my God double it and give it to the next person.

dude. probably thinking about that stupid stick. oh no he is. but it's such a glorious stick.

Now all we're going to think about is that stick. and what a lucky guy that was. It really sticks in the mind. Make a movie about some generic Pocahontas Alien plot with a forgettable MC but good visuals and soundtrack.

It makes $2 billion. Make a sequel 13 years later when everyone forgot about the first one and everyone says it's going to flop. make $2 billion again. Oh Avatar 2 Yeah, that's so true.

Oh my. God you're really is because of the time difference. although to be fair I did like the first one but mainly because I was a kid I didn't really have standards but then watching the second one I was like oh my God I like this I like that like 10 years ago I watched Avatar you like 22 and I still saw it was a good movie October used to be called that is entirely your fault Grandma Okay, hold on. what if your grandma was one of the peoples who were like let's think of our children and it was her friends like Meredith and Drusilla who are like f and like said as up those so you know it might not be her Well I mean technically just living produces a carbon footprint.

It's all of our faults but especially you. Grandma Taiwan Sent s sensitive anti-ship missile components to a Swiss company for repairs and avoided having China do it for cheaper. The Swiss company then sent it to China to repair it instead. Then China shipped it back to Taiwan when they were done.

A Come on is this Swiss company stupid. this Swiss company ruined it all Switzerland has always been pretty. Yeah, that's true. That's why you like put your uh, your unclean money in their Banks I'm proud of Taiwan je I'm proud of my homeland not bowing down to China I think that's what the premise of your entire country the instant they do and it just shatters everything you are the two possible paths.

Starfield or cyberpunk. What? Which one do you want more? Oh Oh you mean oh okay uh H Starfield But the cybernetics you want people who go cyber go? no I' would go Starfield Did I could control myself? You know I would only use this to benefit myself. but as soon as no Henry I mean the other people around you literally a man walking down the street can go cyber cycle and just shoot you I was cyber cycle myself so that I kill just said you could control yourself in only circumstances when they can't control themselves. No I want Starfield into the Starfield dude me after taking a life-changing decision.

but it doesn't go as I planned. what is going on I don't want to know what's going on, what's Happening to his bottom hat? why does he have clothes on off? Oh no. What if he's just getting like the best of his life from a guy? probably from a guy yeah a special boss fight. You can't scare me with this game.

Music suddenly has a full Orchestra of piano and or acquire singing Latin chance. Oh mying Yeah no pressure's on. Yeah no music is a game changer it it really like sets the entire mood intensity. Yeah, that's why you mute the game and then you start playing like Hello Kitty in the back.

not so scary. The boss is still scary. it's still on the screen. No, just think of like God drink the golden but like there's like Harry Potter yeah but he's still whooping your ass I Don't understand, you're still getting your ass whooped and I'm dying.

but it's not as scary Chinese Propaganda will make a dope ass picture like this and say America is evil dude. You just made me a dope ass screen saver. Yeah, you made us look glorious. Is this actually what China made like? That's actually pretty accurate that that really is us.

This is a real picture. Holy sh dude, we got better mechs than them and a badass ship that has a mouth at the bottom. oh my. God This poor Chinese rice farmer stands no chance.

Okay, you guys are B What? okay that makes more sense. y That's Russia Ukraine wow that makes this look so cool. I See through the lies of dentists n out of 10 dentists telling me to use their toothpaste teeth are naturally yellow. Wait really? So I don't have like.

it's not my fault my teeth are yellow. but then like you see those people who smile, it's just like beaming bright. They whitened their teeth and then they never understood brushing teeth because my mom's like brush your teeth I'm like but it doesn't turn white So what's the point? And that's how Genie ended up with six cavities I when I was young I brush my teeth. Now when you returning home from the night shift in the morning, how it looks how it feels oh my God yeah that must be amazing.

You Peasants School doesn't give us enough sleep. The average person needs 8 hours of sleep. My brother in Christ go to sleep earlier. put down your phone pH your Nintendo switches.

No, but you just have to wake up at like 6:00 a.m. Which means if you want adequate sleep, you got to go to sleep at like 900 p.m. Yeah, go to bed. which is like so freaking early.

Dude, some places the sun is still up Who as a kid is genuinely sleepy at like 900 p.m I'm not I'm still not. Oh, you have insomnia. You can't generalize you yourself. Yeah, what? The kids have insomnia.

You know then they're really Supermarket cashier opens a new Lane the literal last person in the original line. yeah, that motherucker trying to remember if I ever did this all the time. of course I know Yeah, yeah, that's me I don't I think that is what you're supposed to do right? The last person is supposed to go because they always like look at the line it's like oh it's too long you to get over here. Looks like someone's mad cuz they couldn't be first than you learn to walk faster.

That's El Rbo don't disrespect gach Queen otherwise you'll be flushed and skib toilet. You're not him bro. you made those words off I Kind of get what he's saying. Game sucks.

Don't disrespect my queen. uh. otherwise I'll beat the out of you because you're not the man. That's yeah.

your actions are reflective of a loser personality. Oh sh oh stop stop. That's just a picture. It's him.

but then it's also not him. It's also just like the city. oh it's AI I Was about to say I was like if this just occurred like this, we were living in a simulation going to bed on Halloween realizing what tomorrow is. What what tomorrow November You should have busted a nut before you went to bed friend.

You should have busted all the nuts that you could before it was too late, but now it's bedtime. they should rename Halloween to get all your nuts out Owen It doesn't really fall off the tongue as well. me checking my alarm before waking up. You've got about an hour.

Okay me. after closing my eyes for 2 seconds, you've got about 5 minutes. Well, I mean everyone knows that each session of passing out is roughly 1 hour. No, it is for me every time.

Like I close my eyes. about 1 hour passes. No I close my eyes. sometimes it's 10 minutes and close my eyes open 4 hours I'm like f tall men, tall women, short men, short wom We'll all beat on the short men.

How is that fair? Because short women are also short. Don't they know that their child will be short as well? Hence they want tall men? Oh you're right. Yeah, but that's why they don't want you cuz you you basically seal their fate for you. Remind them of the themselves.

when you think the kids are asleep and you try to slip out of the room and hear Daddy a he have to go back and sleep. no he has to go back and then try to like Soo the kid I used to do this to my mom I feel like I feel like it It always took me so long to fall asleep that I I wouldn't expect them to stay. You know it would be selfish of me me deleting all my Mia Khalifa videos why you had them saved? oh is it cuz it's cuz of her political takes right now so he can't support her anymore anymore. but you're not really supporting or you you already got the video right? Yeah, but you can't like wank off to someone who supports Israel right? or else you just just just thinking of all the dead kids While you're like half none.

you're like I don't know if I can go through with this. Don't people wank off to like school girl. The thought of like a teacher give me good grades like school girl mhm ah teacher, give me good grade I don't know. Good impression of a school girl I Don't know school girl go like ah teacher give me good grade A Can you stop? Did you really think that constantly harassing me would make me buy YouTube premium Kind of.

Oh, it worked for Henry It worked. It worked on me. It worked for him I'm ashamed to admit. but it's not fair though because like it's my job, you know I have to be able to access YouTube and and watch videos and not be bombarded with ads all the time.

There weren't any men around to marry. Okay, so they got their dad drunk. it took turns with him. Jesse What the are you talking Oh my God I snorted.

Is this some kind of like erotic fan fiction or something? Feel like you? oh the B the Bible oh what story is this story of lot and his hotest daughters? Holy. There's a story like that in the Bible Suddenly I'm feeling like a very religious no. I'm kidding. it's time to go CS Go.

Was that a good game? No, you were the best. Why CS2 is out now CS Go is gone. It's actually incredible how like Counter-Strike is basically the only game that has like never changed for 20 years straight. That is crazy how they achieved Perfection so early and just did that for like forever.

The last thing you see after the police officers turn off their body cams I'm confused. You're fing dead. That's true. Can they just do that? Like when they want to commit a crime they just like and they just turn on later and be like I don't know what you're talking about.

Nothing happened I was just trying to piss. didn't want you to see it all right. That's it for memes. Hope you enjoyed the mem me.

Make sure you subscribe to the channel or I'll murder you Henry no you won't, that's a threat. Oh my. God I Feel like I'm Suzu I'm playing CS Goo Now all right, thank you so much for watching. See you next time! Peace Bye.