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Why are girls like this? Yes, i think that's only a certain females, but if you're a female like genie, you do not get that jealous instead of saying do not. I actually would tell you henry open the door for the lady jesus be a gentleman. That's called having an insecure girlfriend: you're, insecure, you're, insecure you're, insecure, insecure and sick yeah. I damn damn boy do that or the cat's not watching.

I think that cat is more interested yeah, even sharing. Why aren't they slapping the out of each other? What the cats usually like slap the crap out of each other with them giants? That's gold, digger cat he's washing her. Oh, they all get in their room. He's like i've done this with seven today.

Sorry that wasn't a wholesome statement. Short ass girlfriend always raise your hoodies. Stop. Calling me short: please don't stop under five foot.

Two will fight you everything's too big for them secretly. Kinky probably has a daddy kink, loves you, but is too fury to say anything, call me baby. Can i sit on your lap angry all the time? I'm not cute, but don't stop saying it, but um you can punt them. It's they're puntable size genie.

How could you say that you should be tossing them like a football instead, if i see like under five feet, i just want to be like. I think it's uh, it's female napoleon syndrome, but this is definitely true. Like short, girls definitely exhibit a lot of these behaviors napoleon wasn't very short for a man. He was hey siri.

How tall was napoleon napoleon was five feet: six inches tall, oh yeah. He was short shoddy. That's why? If girls are short, it's like oh cute yeah. When a girl's short, it's like, oh that's, adorable when a guy's short and then it's not good anymore, but you're both cute.

I don't think your guy always wants to hear that. Are you out of your mind? Why do you carry those bricks? Now it's bedtime. No! Your business, so she can't steal the sheets, my man's just being smart and doing what he got to do. She probably knows that he's trying to do that.

She's - probably trying to stop it from happening too, because she wants that she's being greedy for up. Then blankets have a huge blanket him you're, a psychopath me at least i am on the path, babe sort, your life out. What the is that i am terrified and slightly, but mostly terrified about what did you say? You were 10, what nothing 10, what 10 terrified? 90 percent terrified just terrified, then it's 100 terrified chris, didn't feel anything else. No, oh i'm sorry, baby! No! It's! Okay! Abby baby! Oh god! Here we go who's.

Abby yep there. It is who's abby! Oh, my god who the is abby happy. Tell me who abby is who's abby, i'm on to you. I know what you've done.

You've had sex with abby abby's been on her bed. She spun my chair around so like i'm, the type of girlfriend who will feed my man, his fries, while he's driving. I'm a girlfriend who will eat his fries while he's driving. That was genie, that's henry.

Actually, that was genie last night when we went to dick's she did all the fries and she told kai to feed me the fries and stuff cause i'm in the back seat. I can't reach your goddamn mouth. You don't want to feed me. You gave me like seven fries at once.

You said stuff your mouth with fries. You said, give me a lot. I asked for food. Give me a little a lot at a time and ask for seven genie.

Give me a lot, and i was like i got you fam just make sure you choked on curls with small butts, are still lit. Cupcakes is still kinks, wow inspirational. I love you damn. That's how you win a small butted little girl's, heart god, damn okay, don't say little girl, uh 18 over adult female 18 year old female.

But women go through these just to look good for us. They deserve all what that actually happens. Oh god, what bros they've said it countless times that they don't dress for us. I can confirm she never dresses for me, nope, that's for sure, nope nope, i'm the last person she'll dress for yes, she's dressed for her friends, her family, her enemies.

But not me not me at all my enemies who are my enemies. I got enemies got a lot of enemies, i'm not drake wow. The is wrong, ladies and gentlemen, no matter how mad or angry you are, will you hit your partner and then the responses are. Oh, my god, oh god, oh my god, why is it even a question? Jesus christ, ladies and gentlemen? No matter how hard you are, the answer is no.

Will you take the bunk wait who upvoted you ever sent your man a funny meme and he say he already saw it like wow, you laughed at it and didn't think that. Maybe i wanted to to laugh too wow. Okay, okay, i think that's better than someone being just like completely non-responsive. I don't know who that is.

Why would someone do that? Terrible should definitely respond to your girlfriend. It's the right thing to do you know make it makes her feel acknowledged, makes her feel like she's spent her time wisely by sending you that meme and it's it's just or the right thing to do as a boyfriend. It's not me, though, sorry honey on a serious note, though guys know that november is a great opportunity. Many of us struggle for real prediction, and this is the motivation we need to get started on our quitting journey.

So here's the thing, though you guys, have to keep it going because you transitioned to destroy your december. So then you're going right back to the addiction yeah. Many people relapse yeah, you realize december and the problem gets even worse. So it should be more like no nut november, develop the health, it's like a juice cleanse but like and then limit it.

We got we're almost there boys baby baby. Where are you that voice doesn't match? How can you sleep with that blanket? How can she forgot that i am her blanket? What the that's me, kind of and and here's the thing i would like a blanket. That's light, not a whole ass 125 pounds on top of me. Excuse me: that's how much you weigh no, how much do you weigh i'm actually genuinely terrified of you sometimes what why bro remember that time, you're like trying your eyes out and then i got up to get tissues because your nose is runny and when i came Back you were like want to see me dance shakira like what the was that this it's called mood swings it's daijoubu and after that cry, you're, just like all right, i'm over it hips he's definitely speaking to a female right now it could be female to female.

I don't know any of my brothers just cry in front of me and start dancing and secure. Women are so difficult, always changing their minds at 18. They want handsome men at 25. They want mature men at 30.

They want successful men at 40. They want establishment at 50, they want faithful men at 60. They want helpful men. Men are very simple: they never change their tastes for anything for any changing condition in their lives.

At 18, they, like pretty women at 25 days, pretty woman at 30. They like pretty woman at 40, they, like pretty woman at 50, they still like pretty woman at 60. They still like pretty woman, even at 70 and 80, when they can barely move. They still like pretty woman see, but this is what's terrifying - is that women lose their beauty.

That means at a certain point, the men won't like you because you're not pretty woman. Well, that's what marriage is for right, like make sure they're stuck i'm just kidding. Okay, that's not a funny joke. Women, look for less superficial character, traits character, traits of good people in general.

Men want them. Men want pretty woman. Do you want to do this? I can't even verbally explain how much i do i want to what are you talking about? Had me, let's go get my crusty old foot out for this. Well, we could do this, we're going to end up on wicked feet.

Who cares hold on you got to go there you go. This is actually really disgusting, though this is disgusting. How do you do dude your feet's, too big? It's crushing my feet. You have to split here and oh, oh, no.

I don't ever want to shove. Other people's toes between my toes again, gentlemen, it is a great pleasure to inform you that i still haven't failed, no, not november, because by the time this video is out, i think i will have succeeded g, i'm that confident in myself. I've already made it this far. You know and why don't you just finish off 2021? Never knowing! No! No don't worry.

We do that. Love is cringe constantly daydreaming of a wholesome relationship. I, like you, i love love. I love loving genie, it's the greatest thing in the world.

Love is uncomfortable, but uncomfortable is what helps you grow, i'm comfortable with it love it. That's why you don't grow what the you keep liking, my post, so we're gon na end up like this. What is that yeah? I liked a lot of casey neistat's videos. What are we gon na start rubbing up on his back? Oh yeah in case casey's gon na rub up on your back.

The two richest man on earth couldn't keep their wives happy. What hope do you have? Okay, who took a picture of pesos? Oh my god, his eyes. I know it's hard to believe, but it's not about the money. It's about the feelings, it's about.

The emotion and money doesn't solve all problems and by thinking you can solve problems, money you're, making the situation worse and that's why they cannot keep their wives happy. Did i do good genie? Did i do right? Did i nail it? I just wished whatever you said what, because i was so distracted by jeff bezos's eyes, big, my wife just left me energy, oh my god! This is one of my favorite pics of all time genie just the way they stand like that. It's my favorite pick, because what are those bro? What are those the future genie, though? The shoes notice that he has an anime girl of these on his shirt, see it's just the fact that these two are next to each other is all that you need for an epic picture. That's why they they didn't bother to do anything else, because nothing else is necessary.

You should have held hands. Would you do this for your brenda? Oh your sister brenda. I would not do this for my sister you but um. I love you.

I love you. This is henry he's, an mpc bailey henry, i'm i'm not really happy, but i love you and all you do is i love you. Gene doesn't take this. Everyone finds this kind of wholesome, but when i do this, you just like because it's situational when i say stuff like yeah, it's not i'm not having a great day.

I love you. You know henry i'm pretty hungry right now. I love you, i'm like that's an npc god damn. What is she training for? Why in the world? Would you need to do that? It's impressive! No! It's not, but why? I don't think that's impressive! That looks painful.

What would bring a classy young lass to do such a deed genie? I don't understand, god has left to this chat. Netflix you still there someone's done. That's disgusting. Did you know.

Kansas city welcomes 25 million visitors annually, kansas city 25 million visitors - oh my god. I'm never going to kansas city. I don't want to be welcome to italy. What are you doing step city sauce? Is this a boy? Are these both boys? I know the pink one's a boy all right, that's it for sad leave a like.

If you don't want to welcome anybody and we're out peace.