Hold up would you like to do some hold up? I wish i knew the actual lyrics johnny tapped explaining his finger injury to children in 2015.. What happened to your finger, my finger, i bruised it very badly. I ate it, i bit it all. I'm starving! I was always starving.

I ate it the tip of it. It's amazing how well he gets into character and stays there hun. What if this is what amber hurts lawyers used as evidence they're, just such a legendary character right so likable? He adds so much charisma to the role amber heard. That's that's the first! Oh that's! The second comment, too: just camera hurt third one, just every single one.

Fourth, wow five: six: seven, we all have like a million votes too nice. That's it nothing else. Eleven, twelve, just camera 14.; i've never seen them already hated human beings. Finally, 15; okay, wait, but no, absolutely and victor.

Ladies, what's stopping you from dressing like this taliban yeah? What's stopping you from dressing like this genie body? Okay, i mean no. I disagree. You just said. Okay, your body is okay, perfect for anything, your reaction was okay.

You could pull this off better than most girls. If you wanted to the man toot his employer for racial discrimination settled the suit a man sued, his employer for a man to disemport for racial discrimination settled the suit, took the settlement check to the bane to catch it. Then the bank didn't believe the check was real called the cops on him leading to another. Racial discrimination, lawsuit, infinite money.

It is infinite money glitch. He found the cheat code to life yeah. It's like that. Uh oblivion, like duplication, glitch.

You did that too right. Yes, why'd you do it. Would you duplicate? There was a glitch that made that gave you the ability to be 100 chameleon. Oh, i remember that one and then i could just murder, everyone and yeah.

I never had to fight. Never meet your heroes. Oh no ralph polo loren, that's like perfect, pose and everything. Hopefully that's.

Actually, what like their logo is it's like police brutality, i'm pretty sure that was photoshopped on. Oh, my god. I think you're right yeah, it's too perfect. Yeah i've been in the relationship with this guy for two years and recently i asked him if he loved me and he was a bit evasive.

I tell him, i love him every day, but he's never set it back. I feel like i do a lot for him, so i don't know, am i being unreasonable? Oh, i should add i'm female 35 and he's male 2.. You mean your kid yeah. I've had a relationship with this girl for like a month now she hasn't said.

I love you back and you do a lot for her. I take her out to like every single hour and be every single hour. Just said it. I love you back.

Hey do you love me say i love you, okay. Okay, that's her way of saying. I love you all right, you're free to go now. You have free wi-fi, but every hour you use it.

One african kid starves to death, so it's just like regular wi-fi. So is it so bad? Oh, no! Actually, it's it's life-saving because usually more than one would die per hour, which is multiplying pretty sure i just received the best fake idea of my bar attending career, a girl handed me my missing license from two years ago. Oh, she wasn't trying to she didn't know. Yeah holy, but you're also kind of stupid to kind of, like you know, look at your the picture and look at the bar tender and be like uh.

Maybe not this one. Does she like at least look like you dude? It's got ta be so awkward. I wish you filmed the reaction. We got like a million views on youtube.

All right, i'm going to end you. If you keep, i mean i love you you're amazing. So today i met his father toda and his father is my gynecologist. Is that bad discount family discount, plus he gets to like inspect it.

You know, make sure his son's safe, make sure he's getting the best hole possible and it's nice and clean down there. You know, although i guess it is an awkward conversation knowing like. Oh, my father knows what my girlfriend's vagina looks like yeah better than i do. Probably can you imagine the father comes back and it's like yesterday a creep told me he loved my long hair.

So today i cut it. I love your neck. I don't understand the logic train at all you're, giving him even more power for absolutely no reason yeah. Why don't you come over? I can't cops are looking for me.

They say i killed two people, my mom and dad aren't home about that. Yes see the two people uh, you might know them. Also your mom and dad won't be home for a while. These are crazy, like what you killed.

My mom and my dad that is so hot kill my next wow. What that was a good one, yeah yeah factory reset wait. What was he like? Never confident that he could take him in the first place, he's like wait hold on. I wasn't supposed to get this fire yeah.

I didn't think what the next step would be. I wasn't actually trying to eat you predator and pray walking home after a whole day of acting for nat geo. Oh, oh, my god. Madagascar is real honestly, like maybe the big cats aren't really that terrifying yeah.

Maybe they just want friends like what, if it's actually really nice out there in this venice friends and then they're, just like so you're gon na grab a drink at the watering hole they're. Just like yeah, i think i have something to do at home, but i'll see you later. There he's like okay yeah, the first clinical trial of a male birth control. Gel is underway, her get in the bed and get in these guts by the way hold on baby.

I got ta put my sunblock on first. Oh, this isn't the first. You know male birth control, the first one is playing league of legends. Ah, you are on a roll today.

So mike is like all right. Sully, go, get him slowly barges into the room and it turns out it's a furry bedroom. Oh, look a third. What does this do again? That's a horror meter! That's oh yeah, but it's actually slowly scream mike on the other side is like wow sully's, really killing it today.

Dude, that's horrific! If i walked into that and heard that i'd be like i'd have chills yeah, i have nightmares about this afterwards. Can you imagine two furries like ready to take on your when people ask like what are you afraid of the boogeyman and you're like no furry is taking on? My scientists confirm remains of pixie found in north carolina woods. Oh, my god. Dude pixies aren't real.

What is the pixie you've never seen a pixie rib kai fairy? Yes, these are pixies like. Can you tell me what a real life picks even looks like confirmed? There are magical tiny flying creatures around navi is real. It's a navi from legend of zelda yeah. Oh no link got tired of a shiv, hey, listen and then decide to end it.

This spot is reserved for people that twerk at babies. I don't know it, looks like it's reserved for people who twerk at a grill. No, it's reserved for people who twerk at barber scissors that are real. They have a pokeball on top.

I think it's supposed to be for pregnancy, but like at that point, why do you have a baby stroller if your baby's, still inside of you yeah? My son has been eating electrical cords. What do i do ground him until he conducts himself properly? It's a pretty good response. Yeah children eat electrical cords. I thought that was just dogs.

Children chew on everything their beefs clean, like dogs, better to put the baby in the crate, then huh. It's called a crib, but yeah yeah same idea: yeah serial killers gamers. They both like to collect skins, there's no similarity between us and the gamers us mohammed for read us tell her you're built like christian vale, but don't say in which movie? What movie are these two? It's insane! That's not the chamber. Dale looks like an office man.

I feel like now he's just like jacked in every movie, though star wars in german. It's different. It kind of reminds me of something i can't quite put them up here. I put my finger on it.

Oh, my god, i swear to god. A man left from the second floor apartment after his gunslinging date tried to shoot him because he refused to give her police woman demanded orders at gunpoint fire shots at man as he fled apartment. Why isn't her mug shot there? Instead of his picture and why wasn't she charged with sexual battery or attempted if this was a man, he would have the charge this is the woman's mug shot? What i understand now, why you need to hold people at gunpoint to get or you'd have to hold me at gun, pointed you know, okay, it i jumped from the second floor apartment too man. I really know.

No spider-man was really selling pics of himself to newspapers. To survive, he started only fans before it was even a concept i mean. Was he spreading those cheeks and them legs? He was spraying them legs for sure when he was swinging through the city and he was squirting on it too. Yes, squirting his his webs.

All over the place, he was really making a lot of sticky situations, unity and peace community school as one meanwhile there's a kid literally getting bullied and choked out in the back. Ah, yes, peace. I aspire to be as peaceful as these kids did. You know that kid's name was meta world peace too.

No, that guy choking yeah yeah teacher. Your essay must start with an attention grabber me. So i'm sitting there barbecue sauce on my titties, okay, a plus my intention is there. If that's the starter, you've got their attention, it's symbolic because he was lost in the sauce at the beginning of his life until he decided what he wanted to do, and that was you're welcome, high school kids for writing your personal statement.

What are you doing up so early? The early bird gets the worm. Oh, does he have a war fetish? Oh like he wants to be the cricket's like dude, i regret asking so i lost my parents, pretty young and um. My friend's family took me in and they were awesome, they were so nice. They made me part of the family, but they were super poor and i actually my parents left me a ton of money, so i was actually really rich and i just decided to never ever financially help them and then, when my friend's sister was old enough, i Started banging her and wait, this is um.

It's a harry, potter's relationship with the weasleys. That's on me, my bad! Yes, i live with my parents, we're all good! No, but i thought in the books or somewhere he helped buy the weasleys like their books for school or their stuff for school and the weasleys weren't that poor they were like happy living. You know i like that. It's a good way to describe, like you know, lower middle class happier living just just getting by you know, see harry, gives a thousand galleons to fred and george to open their shop here.

He's not that bad of a guy he's pretty nice, but he did jenny. Yeah i mean, can you blame him? Have you seen ginny sorry, i'm just kidding. Have you seen him? Have you seen jenny um? I didn't realize at the time, but i think he was using cocaine because it was like there was a jar, a jar of cocaine out on the table. I really i realize that sounds weird, but it's like an actual vintage jar of it.

I got a jar of dirt. I got a jar and guess what's inside it, no it's just like if you're married to him, you knew about the. I guess. If you're like rich, like thumb, you just always have like a jar of like you, can afford it.

No, you can't, but i would try to get it fresh right, yeah, why? Why have like staled by the point you reach the bottom of the jar you're starting to sound like a chromatic genie? I'm not i'm just saying if you're going to take take it like fresh cut, try to refresh ground pressure the effectiveness of it titanic passenger hitting propeller. I want this dad from my next christmas contents, one poor soul. Ah, that's my favorite part of titanic and it's a collector's item number one of one wait. There is a clip honestly.

If they sold this, they probably would have sold more than like the actual titanic action figures. Calm well down. They gave us a step cute yeah. It was like someone else would have won, but then after will smith's slap, they were like.

Oh uh, do you know in the 90s arsenal soccer club had a player called david dix when he was injured? The newspaper wrote arsenal to play without dicks. The coach was upset, so the newspaper changed the headline to read: arsenal to play with dicks out a record number a woman attended the match. They knew what they were doing. This is how you get the female fans.

Finally, we get to see soccer players whiff, their dick sound teacher defends her sexual relationship with the student by arguing his grades improved uh. Yes, the ultimate motivation for better grades. It seems like every day, there's just new top teachers banging their kids. So this used to be like a once once a year kind of thing.

Now it seems like every month but henry's like i was born in the wrong generation, god damn it. The first thing our new hire did was fix a bug. That's been bugging him forever. As a user prior to joining, he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks notice.

He was so upset that he's like look. If you guys are gon na fix it, then i'll fix it. Myself respect natasha horvath, one star: i saw a rat whilst eating here that's called a mirror response from the owner. Oh i'm just gon na immediately um disregard this.

This review now just kidding. I don't know if this is the most mature response from a business owner. Why not he's not even like technically denying that there's a rat there, like? I don't know if, like specifically like a roasting, the customer really provides any validity for business, but sure it was a good roast tarnished. I can't let you go.

You played this there's just so many like you know: millennia, melanon. There you go, you said it right melania! I don't want to see. You sacrifice yourself. Sorry tarnished my journey has come to an end.

This is my last night with you. Oh no! No! This never happened, just burn yourself, oh oh melinda's breath is so warm and her sweet lips made me fall in love. Your butt is bouncy and sexy. What a masterpiece just like elden ring 10 out of 10 ass, the taste is delicious.

I can't resist your lustful body, ah you're strong, it dries like crazy. Will you marry me um melania? Do you think this is the ending that everybody wished for? No? No. Maybe this is the ending that that should have happened, jimmy all right. Well, that's it for our hold up.

I think i've just been scarred. You did i ruined this whole. You don't think uh melon is waifu smash like your waifu, you fight with her fight with her, as in like play wrestle with your penis inside of her all right. Thank you.

So much for watching we'll see you next time. Peace! Thank you! So much.