Jenny Have you heard of Daily Dose of Internet Hi everybody, welcome back! This is your Daily dose. This is yours. How to duplicate. How to recombine? Where'd it go? Are you seeing this right now? Are you seeing this? Oh my. God Jesus that was incredible I Only have seen a greater magic trick in my life I'm flabbergasted I'm kerpuffled okay, oh so round and symmetrical and actually genuinely very impressed I Do also like to announce it with today's very just gentle class. Whoa. Whoa. Very nice. Triple Klutz axle exactly I Don't know ice skating I Don't need to know ice skating to know that that was incredible. And the nice yoga pants really freaking looking. Oh no. Oh honestly I could have done that without the cutout s through the whole thing scare everyone was like but soon you said I could bet the police officer took a while too. he had a good laugh. Some people would have been like hey, I'm not gay of course. Why do you need to explain it like she's an NPC oh yeah, that's that's like one of those terrifying bits you know that just stared you down like yeah, you want you want some of this. Oh yeah, that black bear was like I'm not a coward in this case. this person figured out how to make Google really nervous. Hey, how do you spell onomatopoeia? Onomatopoeia? P A T hey Siri how do you spell onomatopoeia? Oh she's confident Siri Just showed up Google or Amazon or Alexa This girl was kind enough to bring her mom some breakfast. oh my mother. I'm just seasoning your breakfast for you. Would you eat it? Yeah. I would eat it, you would. Let's just spit. it's her snot. Have you ever seen a cow that looks like the Rock It's kind of mean though. you look like a cow. No, no, the cow looks like the rock Henry it's the other way. Oh okay. this guy was kind enough to let drivers know that a speed camera trap was up ahead and then they saw the sign. Thank you Kidding me. But then it gets worse because a real speed camera trap is then later seen on the side of their own. I'm sorry. Holy how many debates is this stop toy? What's my heart? What if these are actually like just cops trying to meet their quota? like they're getting a promotion from how many tickets they're giving out right now? You did it. Boy oh oh oh no, you're dying like I need to be in the container because I'm a snack I Always wanted to go like this to him. Wow, It's kind of mean no like gently so that they're heckling. Wow! this guy didn't want to pay for bringing an extra bag on the plane. oh my God got him. That is so sneaky I can't even tell where the bag was like is it really worth it though. like if somebody catches you how awkward it is, then these two women heard someone scream and were immediately concerned and went to investigate. Yeah, it's it's a bird. it's apparent ly. Oh okay, all right I would not accept that. Yeah, like I would be like can I see the truth? No. I'd be like could I see the person who you're playing fighting with that's like domestic abuser number one. it was just play fighting. This video absolutely exploded, racking up over 70 million views across social media. Okay Oh Henry How do I get someone to do that for me? Do you think birds are actually kissing Or they're just making the sound of like he knows exactly what he's doing? Why does the seal sound like a full-grown man trying to speak for the very first time? Good. Yeah, it's a little disturbing. What sounds weird man, you sound like they're dying. Yeah, yeah, it kind of sound like me. Actually, allow me allow me three. six and a half half hours later. Oh I got it. Oh my. God Why are you so good at that? It's not as good as that though. It'd be funny if there's just like a fire hydrant there. you just like straight like nose dies into a hydrant. Crack this skull. I Kind of bust out my phone even though the line is already over and the moment's already over. but I gotta see if I can record it myself. recording this museum has a screener to see if you'd be able to vote in the United States back in 1870. if you're a woman, no, are you right? no yeah. Exactly. As soon as I saw her nails, I was like you're not gonna be able to vote. Hilarious. The squirrel ate some fermented fruit and was a little tipsy as a result. Oh my God Oh my oh my. God We've had enough. No must have more. Winter is long. My life is short. so let me at least why doesn't the pig like squirm? He's just like too fat to squirm. this is lips are this long and his body is like this big look at that kid. it would give like he holy. This fan predicted that the ball would come straight to him. What are the odds he said for every single ball throw. Oh yeah, that's true. If you keep saying it eventually, it'll happen Exactly. These people threw some money into a wishing well. Would you wish for it? What do you think I wished for I Think if you're in a wheelchair, there's really only one thing you want I Don't think like anything really precedes walking to fly. Oh okay, it's working out. Think of how much money you can save on Bounty If you can't, you're also being environmentally friendly. It pays for itself. As soon as it hit like the hand changes right, you can see it turn into a mannequin and the dude has the same exact shape as a mannequin. I Wish I was built like a mannequin. You always say that you are. You always say that well I have a Dorito shaped body I measured it out I Actually talked with my Bros on the bodybuilding form and it's been confirmed. I share the body of a Greek God Oh my gosh, it's a real person. Um, you? okay? I'm so sorry. She could have banged her head or neck on the railing. She's too old to be doing that too right. like I wouldn't I couldn't have the heart to do that to a grandma. This guy wanted to bury a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos so that future civilizations will Discover It thousands of years from now, was elevated and seismically isolated so that if there was an earthquake, it wouldn't get damaged. Then I took a laser and tried to burn off all the germs from inside the sarcophagus, then lowered the top plate on and hermetically sealed it and we buried it underground with the help of the tractor. And then in the future they're gonna be like why was there a hot Cheeto This cat was absolutely flabbergasted. Oh whoa, okay wait, what's this is really weird. What's wrong with the cat's face? What is that like lens? Distortion Or is his face just like that? He looks like a B grade plushie out of China What's your craziest college experience? How do you do that? That's so amazing? How do you work your throat like that? You people seem to like the last video. So here's an extreme close-up of someone sharpening a knife. Oh, that's really cool. Look how he called like his subscribers. Like you people. Yeah, you people seem to like like your videos. Why not subscribe you people? Don't you hate it when you're trying to cook something and your dog keeps bothering you Foreign? Oh my. God He's like me. You can't understand animals. He can't tell the difference. You found a kin. oh yeah, that's a pretty sweet dog. Man feels bad I'm pretty sure the dog's guy like didn't like the first one either but like it was like okay, you guys only get one okay one kiss the second one. no too much. This chiropractor is a professional that specializes in helping dogs that have pain in their neck. Look, the dog's like the has food. Yeah, oh he likes it. Oh God he looks so confused for a moment and then so ecstatic it's triggering her. I Just twigged. Oh it's okay. We've all been there getting terrified by a house I Like how the dinosaurs one that scared Yeah. The scientists grabbed some slices of cheese from the grocery store and put them under a microscope. He found little microscopic pieces of plastic scattered throughout the cheese. Food that is processed in a factory contains more plastic compared to food that isn't made in a factory. Yikes. And yeah, but that stuff tastes so good it's fine. We live with the dog. We've ingested pounds and pounds of hair at this point. Oh Berta Berta Get off Alberta What's he gonna do? Did you know? Oh goodbye Vision wait I like how he doesn't ever once Vlog he's just like I'm except my fate you don't freak out. He's like, well I am gone now. These students were playing musical chairs when one student thought of a big brain move the musical chairs. Get some tents in high school huh? Oh he won the counts. his ass is on the chair. Surprise was you get an A in any class you want I would have done what this guy did. The prize is you get to become the chair for the entire cheerleader team. Say all right I'm ready I Mean I Think there's ground? that's our lawsuit. That's where the cake. This cat and dog set up a system where the cat will knock the food off the counter and the dog will eat it when it lands on the floor. But the cat's also smart. She doesn't want anything. What a true homie she doesn't like. just knock the whole thing right. It's a good system they've developed. Officer Arrest Me. Arrest me Officer Oh my. God This is the same guy again. She's like a rest of me. arrested me. Do that to me. it's gonna fall. Oh that's a that's a full-size dude. Yeah because I looked at his face. Only wait that's not a kid I Have never seen a dog roll their eyes like this before. Oh what? Oh damn the attitude Mom I will get instabitch slap across the face. Don't go in the mouth, it's gonna go in something. Oh no. Oh they always look like they're so like safe and good and like in just a second. Oh Oh me God Damn it. All right? Well that's it for Daily Dose videos. 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