Hello Genie and Henry Here today we're doing subtle Asian Dating for Asian Memes and dating memes. Did you know that there's a new Airline coming out a subsidiary of Asian Airlines? What's it called? Check it out. They offer some extra special services that I think will be very enticing to certain people. Cheaper flights even better.

Genie It's a service They go above and beyond no look at. They deliver their food in a very delicate manner because they're in their delicates. Look at how hard they're training and they're working towards this. Aren't you proud of their business model? see: Airline Foreign ER that's way too many Ew.

Oh, he's got Moose my anime wife whose body count zero anime wife who's the purest girls in the mall Chini They never have sex. My dear Arukia is a pure virgin. What if Rule 34 Rukio existed but the amount of people that have nutted to your waifu now that is a different number. oh how could you do that to her? Look at what she's got instead.

how dare you look at somebody else's I'll be honest, her panties and pear but they're Orange it's too big. Are you a panty expert now? I'm a woman. Oh bruh, we're all panty experts. Can men be panty experts if you study? Yeah, Okay, she said open Open open.

It's not the first time she got hit in the face. it's just a huge white look. Henry Yeah, hey, where have you been asleep for two days? Yeah, What are you doing trying to raise alphabet and put you and I together? There's nothing I wish there's something between us. Me too.

Oh really like, What a wall! How many times does this person need to be shut down? I've gotten to that age where I see like pickup lines like this I Say can you imagine like someone like our age using pick up lines like this like it just it stopped like a really long time ago. You know, and what are you supposed to do? Speak genuinely and how you truly feel instead of relying on something you found online. Well you start well I didn't experience anything with this person? No for me, huh? Well I thought we had a wonderful day today and and I appreciated that you were willing to try all these. No guy that said hey yo baby even from Heaven because your face looked like it I'm joking.

come here, smell my poopy breath I like girls with glasses looks so cute. really. From then she never wears glasses anymore so she didn't want anything to do with him. This is the extent girls will go to rather than just denying the man.

This kind of burn hurts more than flat out her being like Oh I'm sorry I'm just not interested right? She's ew. Guys that look like that are into girls with glasses. Come back. That's disgusting I can't have that happen Asian Girlfriends be like I can't finish the rest.

Open my trash. can you guys eat like one half of the amount of food a man eats? It's rather than the girl first thing I can't finish the rest Henry's like you can't finish that Anyways, right. That's the pro to having an Asian girlfriend. Most people think it's like the Yamate Kuda size, but it's not.

All of us men do is be loyal and not lie. liar that in its League of Legends Let's go honey, Are you looking up? No. Well, it's worth a shot. Toxic.

Bible So we almost got him and so she's Brewing some tea, pours the water in. Let it Infuse for five minutes if you're weak. oh I get it. Only the true G's would just leave that in there for like five hours.

I actually never even knew that you were supposed to take it out. Yeah! Henry just in for like two days and I'm like bro. What difference does it make? bad stuff? because the bag starts disintegrating and that's not good for you. It just adds extra fiber to the tea.

No, this is one if you're like my mom, basically a little fuse for five minutes, not 30 seconds and then you make wow. One tea bag tea for four, one for Dad one for me, one before I read: one for herself. one tea bag efficient him. I'm gonna wear you out the wear outer.

Let's get them boys, it's like I mean fishnet stockings Fisher Fisherman fisherman too. Is it me or Is Dave looking a little hot they like in a fishnet other than fisherman fish. Also, they saw a mermaid. no no, they just saw a tuna.

When they get caught in the fish that they're like Zion when you text her to calm down and then you spend 15 minutes staring at. Don't tell a woman to calm down. Don't tell them that they're overreacting. That's not the right move.

You tell them that they're right to feel that way. Did I do good? Me: I'm into poly Armory Her: You mean polyamory right? Me with multiple swords? What? What? don't you understand like I like swords I Like Shields I like axes I like pull alarms. What's the difference from a pull arm and a spear? I like pull arms like girthier and like at the end of it is like something else like an ax or something. Come on I thought you played Fire Emblem Genie We've played it together.

bro. How do I tell my boyfriend that I want him to scream at me in bed like he's Gordon Ramsay and I am a little chef who just ruined the creme brulee. Just send this. Just tell him this.

This paint's a very Vivid picture I Think every man understands this. Can you speak to me like I'm your little chef and you're Gordon Ramsay You eat you idiot. Did I do a good job? You get on my last nerve. This seems more like a prequel to a murder scene rather than like a Valentine's thing.

Is that like a bloody cake? What is that looks like the last thing you see on the bed before she stabs you in the heart? She's my sweet potato. Adorable. If couples who are in their like 70s and 80s right are still so in love I mean like what else are you gonna do at that age? Bang some. When you go, it's like when it's like nothing comes old as when you and they have a disagreement and they call you by your real name.

My name is unacceptable Genie I Told you no more Snackers can't just say my English name following my Chinese name. Is that your middle name? No, what's your name I don't have a middle name? You don't No, have you ever seen me to write a middle name when I asked for it? Oh, it's because you were lazy messenger Girls always block me whenever I propose them. Please delete block option first. How dare women have the right to block me when I try and marry them.

Women shouldn't have choices. They should just follow what the man wants, probably from where he's from That wouldn't be too far off. You're cutting this out of the video Henry That's what I'm saying. really quietly.

amplify amplify. Don't you Dare date a girl who wears glasses. It's like dating two girls when she takes them off. Wash off, her makeup, and then you dating three girls, remove her Instagram filter and you get to date four girls.

make her take off her push-up bra and her butt pads. That's like you're dating five girls. take off her clothing. Now you're getting six girls.

Did I do it right? Did you remove her skin Tinder it's a match. You fell in love with the fish. What if that girl actually really did love fishes. So she's like, yes, no, she loves a man that can catch a fish because it means he's self-sustaining When the zombie apocalypse comes jokes on you: he's still alive because he can catch fish.

So sperm thinks I will be that one sperm that will Cherry handsome and I'll get him married. Oh, he's a tadpole. He's just a frog. And now you said pepe.

It's okay. you can become an emoji on Twitch You can feel special. Man being a human is overrated. It really is.

Sometimes it's just better to be a twitch emote. It seems raining for a long time. Take my shirt I Don't want you get wet but you could get wet. No I have umbrella.

Don't worry, that's still like pretty nice because he's still sacrificing his shirt. He could have not. Is that your boyfriend? or is that just a random dude? because if I sound like a random lady on the street, you know I'm not giving her my jacket exactly. You want to give her your umbrella either.

That's like yeah I'd be like that's that's mine lady. Now if it's genie then you know maybe I'll give her the umbrella I'm just kidding when she tells you not tonight babe I really took a pounding at work today. Oh you know about this story. she like pounded like three cops that are Precinct or whatever.

Why she's a like if that's her job no she's just a what do you need to know Genie Okay because I have feelings for you I might want to do what you do no I don't bite people I have feelings for this poor cat's eyes are so big they're about to fall off his face body's 50 eyes. Maybe this is the SE lines that Ein has because I'm has feelings for me. It sounds very like ideology. What are your plans for Valentine's Day me I'll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

Never realized it in this train but God damn that's one cheeky Ling sorry it's so distracting. you'll be making no noise. Are you sure you won't be making some noise? This computer is gonna be making some noise. Yeah, like because you'll be watching a great comedy series clapping.

They had one job you will marry me they're not asking I Love a guy that's assertive that knows what he wants. It's not a question. He's not saying that. it's not a possibility.

he knows for sure that he wants me and he'll do nothing until he has me. When you tell him to leave you alone, then he pulls you back and does this. This only works if you're in a relationship with each other and you can tell she's just being dramatic. Otherwise, it's sexual assault and harassment I Was gonna say however, the line between a woman being dramatic and them really meaning it is quite blurry.

remember consensus, everything and proceed with then don't do this period. Just don't Yeah I Think you should say this might not work even if you're in a relationship not like. this only works if you're in a relationship like yes, that is probably the prerequisite to this I Don't know. For some reason I Don't see that kiss as sexy I feel like he's trying to suck her soul out like the mentors is kind of scary Italian Landlord's Flex Again, there's an attractive man here to see you haha that's John You can send him back downstairs is John going to be a regular guest.

Well, John's a good friend but he's gay if that's what you're asking me. You can get a straight guy here if you learned a good pasta this. Sunday Come upstairs I'll show you how to make a risotto that'll get you married and out of my basement. Oh my! God he's so lovable.

Shout out to the real landlords out there, the ones that are kind, supportive and Care the ones who want you out of their house. not because like hey you, you're a piece of, but like a little tiny bird taking off because they've grown up. He wants you to go to a better a place I Had a landlord like that too. She was amazing.

She took good care of me, took me out to buy budget Furniture held the door opened for me, showed me the ropes I gave her my bed frame afterwards, gave me my security deposits back even though I kind of like flooded the floor and ruined the wood a little bit. But dating a gamer really is the move because instead of flirting with other, they just flirt with their homies in Discord Is she assuming that all the homies on Discord are dudes? Nowadays they're actually women out there. Yeah, you better be careful where you send your dude. Have you seen the gamer girls? They're after your men I'm not trying to King Shame anybody.

but I'm not trying cake. Shame anybody. But sloths are literally too lazy to go out and find themselves a mate. So a lot of the times the female will sit up in her tree and scream until a male hears her and decides to go mate with her.

And honestly I feel this can I hear a sloth scream? You kind of pitched. It actually sounds like a girl screaming I Spend. We gotta go out there. We gotta study.

We gotta hustle. We gotta get a good paying job girl. just gotta sit there discussing J Cole's new music with my man J Cool has a cool lion. don't care if it's Michael B Jordan call my girl to she ain't never gonna pick up.

made me think of you I'ma pick up okay never mind. you know what it's like. it'd be nice if she didn't but like it's not a requirement. if you guys are dating, it's a requirement.

she doesn't go another guy. oh if Chris Hemsworth called you then I'm like go pick up. no that's fine. no pick up and tell him that Henry said hi oh can I pick up a Felicia Vikander calls me Are you gonna go no I'm just gonna say hi I Love your movies.

You're a great actor. Thanks for all you do! Keep up the good work. But you know if this relationship doesn't work out well. I'm just kidding.

Do you know water? Oh sorry dude, do you know what else is wet? Um, water virgins virgin. Well he's not wrong. like the water in her vagina is currently wet the next day. I'll just stop that video for Education Are you learning here? The hand ties have penetrated the educational establishments of the youth Genie What a waste of milk I'll volunteer to recover that for you I'm talking from the point of view of an average man, right? You guys can help recover the milk.

That's what they're saying I like oh okay oh my God this is Genie Every morning he said like a lot less fancy she just gets up, maybe gives me a little kiss, takes her phone. Tell me what species this is Bear what the what do you mean? He looks like it was free. It looks like look at that me being driven to dinner by my husband after I just had a hangry episode directed towards him and then swings. Do you think all girls are a bit bipolar? I Think the issue is society's definition bipolar and imposing that on people and trying to make them think that they have something wrong with them.

It's natural to be bipolar. No. God Don't be afraid to call out double standards ladies and gentlemen. So beauty standards for women 90 60, 90 but for men you just gotta be above 180 centimeters.

So different Beauty standards? Yes as in this, she's a hypocrite. A man can't suddenly be six feet, but then at the same time a girl can't suddenly I Feel Like Girls Clothing like helps them as well. Like girls have crazy tricks. you know, like with skirts and stuff.

you know how like they put skirts up to like the belly button now Henry What this skirt is up to right below my chest baby. I Had no idea that your stomachs were actually underneath your skirts. Yes! I Legit Thought: like that's where like your vaginas were. Don't get fooled fellas! I Learned something.

I'm teaching you today. 45 of single men admitted they wait up to four months to wash their bed sheets while another 12 said they watched them when they remember which could be even longer. I Think this is pretty normal. you're not single Henry So you may not comment on this.

What do you mean? Dude, we're even worse. Man was the last time I Just said it. You are not single and so our situation cannot be said. Now since we're not single, we should be watching it more often than this.

It's okay I Don't mind. like it like our body smell. You know, really, you're just gonna wash today. But since you said you don't mind, you can watch it.

A married woman who wakes up after six is a lazy wife. Period. A married woman must wake up before six, sweep the yard and make breakfast, clean the house, take out the trash bin, cook, and do laundry. When husband wakes up at nine or ten, everything must be prepared.

There's no joke. My mom, your mom. yeah. I mean we did have a yard, but she would clean the house, take out the trash, do the laundry cook, make breakfast.

My dad wakes up late. Ah, the good old days of when women knew their place. That kind of stuff. like kind of sucks to do and like I don't even blame you if you don't want to do it because I don't want to do it either Someone: Bro: there were no girls Kiana's bro Okay, oh, they're just really good friends.

Guys are just like girls. Like occasionally we drink a little too much, we make out with each other and it's all in good fun right Guys, We just think like maybe the girls would like to see it and because we like to see the girls do it so you know equality I'm all about it when she earns three times your salary. Oh no, he's jacked. but he's still her.

Little was it the girl who said I really want to just wear like try on a suit or was it the guy who was like I kind of want to see like a dress is like it's the guy. He just wanted an excuse to flaunt his guns because if he wore the suit, how else would people see his bulging biceps? My boyfriend: if you need a hoodie, I'll buy you a hoodie me but this one smells like you. Is that why you take your hoodies? Yep, wait. so all we have to do then is like spray like women's cologne on it and you'll never take your hoodies again.

Life hacks women in my office is going through a breakup in the West Chat Was trying to think of something nice of her and one of the guys very sincerely said women like mac and cheese right? Maybe we can do something with that. Yes, you are absolutely correct. Just love mac and cheese. Also like cupcakes too.

Let's let's do that. The very fact that he went for the food route very smart. Get yourself a guy like this. Okay Kayla I'm still gonna marry you even though you're mean to me.

Damn that period was so unnecessary. Okay, let's you already killed the dude. If it's a K, is that acceptable, you can't just do a single cane. it's not allowed.

And adding a period to that is just like you're just going too far at that point. Man, dude, you now that I think about it. Her: Did you bring a condom pretending to check my pockets? Ah shoot, babe, looks like I don't have a condom. See now.

I Understand this is why women carry condoms because you have been like this. For a sake, they're playing these games because they're horny and they need to go to horny jail when you felt like you found someone special. but they stopped texting you back. It's okay.

but now now that's fine. Probably because it's 5 a.m and you should both go to the bed or and also you're still using a flip phone and it's 20 20. yeah, look they just they weren't the one. You'll find somebody that'll text you back at all hours of the day, even at 5am.

Even if you have a Nokia flip phone. having someone who is very patient and understanding with you even on your hard days is my form of a pure love language that's really deep. suck on my titties I Hope you have found someone who speaks the same love language as you and sucks on your titties. What if it's a dude everybody everybody appreciates when their titties gets her.

Any girl would be lucky to have you. Me: Okay, do you want to go on a date first? got you? I don't think I would say this line to a guy if I had no intention. What? So if you said that you would actually go on a date with that person, I would give it a shot. Yeah, If I genuinely feel like they are, you know what? then I would tell them that and she's like any girl will be lucky to have you except just not me.

Just leave me alone. Jesus Christ I Cannot be with you for sake. No boys yet I'm staying optimistic my milkshake will eventually bring one boy to the yard. Okay, but can you? can you like you know, come up to us and hand us the milkshake instead of just leaving it in the yard like that.

But the song specifically said it brings all the boys to the yard. So I cannot go up there. What kind of psycho is gonna go up there. and actually drink that dude that looks like a trap? I'm shy.

Also, her, what is he doing? She's just teething. What is that? is it? Curvy? She's just teething. Don't worry about it. wait.

Kirby's the throw coat. I'm disturbed by Kirby's Expressions tri-ship extensions. but when you want to romantically yet distinctly suggest she fellates your skin, don't use your words and kill the moment like some sort of. Brainiac Hoops won't thou sakish My dong Shakespeare instead gently died down like an interpretive dancer.

What's down there? It will be like a one-piece puzzle that she solves with a mouth. Love solving puzzles, Love solving puzzles. He's right. just do love solving puzzles.

The girls just love playing like Candy Crush back in high school, you know? So yeah, every girl is like favorite game. They're fun, they they stimulate your minds I feel like girls are just better at solving puzzles like I don't know why. like you and Kai are both better puzzle sobbers. or maybe I'm just stupid.

but at least as a guy I now know what to do. just tricep, push down. My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is and how much he loves him, held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes and gave him forehead kisses, then left the room. I'm sitting right next to the dog.

you do the same thing dude. Yeah, if your husband was right there and the dog's right there, you would go for the dog. Maybe if you looked as cute as the dog you know you might get the same treatment. He also wear furry in white and have big and fluffy.

She gets out of the shower, she drops her towel, she tells you to take your pants off, drops her towel. no no no you know what's weird is that my mom because shower and for some reason she's like that's the perfect time to do treat. that's the perfect time to bang. When she says she's not mad at you, is you scared I I know Steve Are you sure you're not my, you're not mad, not hungry babe.

Want to snack? people? Look at me babe. cute dude I Don't know why, but the guy's motions also seem like a boyfriend who doesn't know what to do. He's just like you see I don't I don't know what to do Guys be like she's playing hard to get like bro. you're playing hard to get rid of but aren't like some girls like they want you to like, try super hard to prove that you're actually in love.

Yes, because they say that the instant you give in to a guy then and if you make it too easy then he's gonna get bored and leave. I'm loving these Twitter usernames Man God Damn that's terrifying. Why isn't Annabelle The creepy. Yeah, it's a creepy doll.

that's just kind of like looking. My girlfriend complained that her flies weren't curly enough so I gave her my curliest fry. She was so happy you would have thought I pulled out a ring and proposed. Girls are more simple than we were.

Let's believe girls appreciate small gestures of kindness that show that you care and that you're a compassionate, empathetic human being. am I right? Genie yes telling a story to girlfriend Her: you never told me that before. Yeah I thought I did her Her: who are you the lead of the Prophet you Muhammad science is so fake. They say the sun is the hottest thing but obviously it's you.

If this was like you know where Tom Riddle's Diary and then that's the words that show up I'll stab the up I Feel like this is the easiest way to tell if a meme was made by a girl because it's always like inside of a diary for whatever reason, because they're You know what's funny, what it hurts I did actually all right. So I'm just like why why would you do this to me Sometimes the person you want isn't most isn't you. You want the it, the brain slowly melting. This is the kid.

Do you ever have a dream where I use you and that I haven't met me I Get it though. Sometimes the person you want most isn't what you need. That's not what I said It said you want is it most important to me? What they want is the is what. Get a stroke mid typing but like I know what he was trying to say I don't have a X I wouldn't reach that far Anyways, damn it now.

I don't have a gag reflex for no reason. So that was all I brought to the table. You attract what you fear ah kiss on the forehead, ah ah healthy relationship and then let you Becky over there. ah I Think guys, ah, gag reflex or sorry, no gag reflex when your girlfriend is about to catch an attitude.

hey no, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

Don't do that. Don't do that. It's throwing my mind off I Don't think it's possible to stop it. He's just delaying the inevitable.

No, he's giving her a hug the next time. I'll just give you a hug. Well, he does more than that. He like lifts her up with it.

Okay I'll lift you up too I can't do it I can do it. You didn't lift me up. A relationship should be 50 50. I Steal his hoodies.

He steals my ability to walk the next day. How does he do that? He literally breaks up. Is he like a baseball player? like he has a bat and he just like just see an Italian mobster. Yeah! when I found out my ex cheated the girl finally told me I laid in bed with him, told him how much I loved him and slowly went through our time together reminding him of everything I did for him and at the end I said but you cheated on me so it's over got up and walked out.

Get him girl I would not want to be anywhere near there or remember all those because like going through all that would hurt me more than that trash piece of women on dates love to ask. Okay so what's wrong with you? Why are you single babe? you're on the same date. What the wrong with you? No, you don't need to ask what's wrong with her because if she asks you that, that is what's wrong with her. she's rejecting.

There's something terribly wrong with her so she assumes there's something terribly wrong with you. I'd be like communication is the key then put my phone on. Do not disturb. Everybody wants some communication but ain't nobody ready to give it not? Henry Henry is like to all his workers message me, talk to me I'm lonely I miss you I miss you more.

you're my only girl I got a couple of dudes so you're my favorite huh? Well maybe she means like her dad and her brother, but you're her favorite. marriages. Work. staying with the same person for 50 years as work staying with the same person for 65 years.

That's work. That's not just love. That's work. Love works.

True love will work. True love will make you work on yourself. It will make you work on your relationship. It will make you work on your communication style.

It will make you work on your tone. It will make you work on being home on time. It will make Amen brother. Amen.

You're gonna skip that. that was so deep. Oh yeah, amen. Marriage is hard work.

I Think a lot of husbands would know that for a fact. Don't block Your ex become such a disaster online that everyone makes fun of them for dating you. How about just get over your ex? All right? That's it for subtle Asian Dating Smash that. Like if you want to volunteer to recover that milk and we'll see you guys next time.

Peace bye Thank you so much.