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My wife likes it and I don't get paid enough to get hair implants aside: Note: what were you drinking last night next time you email me I like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said Good yard Mr Martin not sent from iPhone In fact, wow that. how did he respond to something so non-professional professionally? Also, he did give an extension. that's pretty nice. This guy's got some massive balls to even like send an email like that I Think that's why the teacher responded out of respect. All right me sweating in bed because I must have a blanket no matter the temperature. That's why. I only like covered maybe like a portion of my belly I Feel like for bedtime though I need some pressure on my like upper area on my chest? Yeah, why is it like so hard to fall asleep without a blanket on because only psychos fall asleep without a blanket on or like in-game NPCs Whenever they just rely on top I feel like you are a freak. How do y'all get addicted to gambling I just lose 20 and I'm done. Okay I think it's because maybe they didn't lose 20 and they won like 200. Gotcha also is the same as gambling right? It's the no no this time I lose but this this next one I'm feeling it like that I know it I'm not addicted I just have been there and I'm out like I don't like the part where it affects my financial status so I would rather just play a game where I feel like I've earned something but it doesn't have any effect on my real life money. How do people who hate Small Talk plan on being in sustained meaningful relationships? What are you gonna do? Hi honey I'm home. Do you think Free Will Truly exists in a sustained meaningful relationship? You just don't need to talk? Yeah, but also like what's wrong with debating of Free Will Truly exists like as soon as you get home we'll start cooking dinner and I'll just ask Genie some really hard-hitting questions like did you forget to chop up to me and then we just discussed that while we cook did you take ion out to pee? Going to sit next to the richest looking middle-aged man on my flight and scroll through my nude suits? They are straight. oh my. God What if that man has a wife? What if he's on his laptop and on his laptop is like Mia Malkova's only fans and he wants to scroll through that for three hours straight? Also, yeah, why do you have three hours of nudes in your phone? Damn. you got busy one day. Damn it. We graduated and he never noticed I liked him five years later. Oh my. God She liked me. That's why you go up to the guy and you just pull down your pants. no, don't do that I Like you? Yeah, yeah, sorry. I mean say you like him and then flash your teeth and then flash your teeth down your pants I've got a billion dollar idea. Imagine a computer printer but like it actually works. It prints every time like it's being supposed to without issue. It just does that. No problem. Companies feel free to take this idea. This one's on me. It doesn't exist. Pro ZD I'm sorry. it will never exist. The day this happens is the date the sun explodes and we all died. My dad's computer printer always. but I thought what model was it? Yeah, Get a brother, Get a what the is a brother. That's what my dad had. Are you serious? Yeah brother. I'm throwing mine out each. HP Loyal to that past at age 12. So am I brother would you? Consensus dated Disco Yesterday I went to the house and caught her kissing another guy I became angry and left. This morning she sent me the guy's number and said I should call him and tell him there's nothing between us. Psychopath that's who you've been dating. Now that you have his number, you can actually steal him from her. Go gay, Yeah. turn them. Okay, maybe don't do this. It's crazy how none of these tastes good anymore. Not true. Excuse me. Oatmeal cream pies are the best surprise even though honestly they are appreciate that. No, they're not I'd be stuffing my face with them I can still down quite a few cream pies. it's a best seller. we're getting cream pies. We got some cream pies team given 500 check after turning in 135 000 in cash he found I'm sorry but I would have kept the 135 000. I wouldn't because I don't know who'd be after my ass that money could belong to the government it could belong to literally Lalo Salamanca where he's going to come murder me Did you know when I was a teenager at the time? my YouTube network was Machinima right? and they accidentally gave me a hundred thousand dollars I I gave it that I gave it back to them I couldn't do them like that. they're like 18 and you get like a hundred grand rent your bank account. How much did you get? 10? How much did you actually get? nothing? Those guys okay you finally they're just like yeah. I'll take that back now scientist. Let's name the spider long legs for its long legs scientists too. hmm not kinky enough. You need to do daddy long legs oh my. God People who did this now suffer from anxiety to depression. People who did what? What is this Wobbling the buttons I think I did that too I mean like any little like idiot deer movement thing I probably did. It was crazy. Like how many buttons old remotes used to have and are your current TV has this many buttons too do you not? Yes, not as much as like the old ones though. yeah some some the ones that my dad whipped out I'd be like right? oh my. God power. Can we normalize saying we love a book without remembering anything about it? No, what's your favorite part? The Vibes this feels like me like I feel really attacked right now. yeah that's why I ask you what part and then you go um for like people like me have bad memory. we just remember the feeling it gave us. but that's also why I love re-watching things because I don't remember anything and it's as good as the first time I've seen it. so I'll take that Grapes of Wrath how did you feel about it I don't even remember reading The Great Gatsby how did you feel about it? So basically he lived across from Gatsby He saw the light every day and he's like that will be me was was that not what that was about I don't know me I feel like there's iron sometimes she'd be like oh my God I'm so alone and then we cut our shop and then we're like fine we're not gonna pay. she's like oh yeah love me anymore yeah I know it looks so sad so I'm like oh yeah if I come and like player for a little bit touch her a little bit like maybe it'll make her happy and she's like no and then like goes goes and like bites my wall or something but why and then she comes into my room right I'll be like you love me, no food, don't give a walks away I'm like wow okay bye stop killing doctors to make Dr Pepper There's like real protest out here but he's like this is this is the real issue guys. why do your D's look like oh they're so fat I've never that's a fattest disease I've ever seen that fat these nuts yeah no they don't They don't kill the doctors, just grind them a little bit. you know, get a little bit of pepper off of them am I killing them? no but they shave like their cheeks. you get a little shady I don't want to know I'd rather think like we get the ashy this up here you're seeing shavings is better I'd rather eat shavings than dead skin cells. Okay too young for Facebook too old for tick tock, too ugly for Instagram too stupid for Twitter Where do I go? then you go to Reddit Yeah I don't quite get what he means by being too stupid for Twitter everybody on Twitter was stupid I thought that was the point. Yeah, she read it is where the intellectuals gather. Ah yes, clearly there is literally a sips. T-Rex Yeah, we are trying for a baby. Oh so you're just every night and you're telling everyone at the dinner table including your name yeah, I Don't I feel uncomfortable when I hear this like don't let me know we are currently doing the penetration Rob without any condoms, we're not even pulling out, we're just putting it straight in there in hopes of a baby. I'm filling her up with my baby batter hoping that it will spawn a baby. Eventually, her oven is being prepped in baked and then at that point everyone just drops their Forks It's like I'm done I don't want to eat. some of it even dribbles out. but then I stick it back in and stuff it in to ensure the highest percentage enough. that is enough. Okay I'm sorry. how do people stay in the house all day? All my stuff is there and I don't like people? Yeah pretty much. Now here's the everything you need is in the room. Yeah! I Can toilet for toilet? fishing a phone for communication if I need food but y'all need to learn how to drive Speed limit drivers on the far right 70 80 in the middle openly breaking the law in the first Lane the way I tell Henry but he says no. See like this is low-key Sometimes the fastest lane because everybody is always trying to openly break the law. One is busy so everybody tries to get into this Lane thinking that they're gonna break the law because there's so many people there, they end up going below the speed limit and then this Lane is now open because everyone thinks that this Lane is going to be crowded. But it's not because everybody's trying to get into 70 80 or openly breaking the law. That's why this is sometimes the goat. Lane Oh what the Ideal Life is Being born in 1947, being aged 20 in 1967 to field and take LSD and then buy a house for five thousand dollars after a walk into a bank to get a job and press them with your third grade reading level and then die before 2001 with your well-hedged Investment Portfolio But you don't get the end he missed World of Warcraft by like two years. Oh yeah, why would I would Skyrim And the Ideal Life is being born now and playing games. Now it all. Why do our children live in constant fear of dehydration? I Spent my entire childhood without carrying an ounce of water on my person, but my kids are treated like beached orcas. It's the sodium levels these days. Ah, everybody's hiking up the sodium. You know, because everyone's extra thirsty. Also, all these thoughts walking around in their tight yoga pants make them even more thirsty. Just reminded me that I'm thirsty. This duck costed 200 000 of taxpayer money. All it does is float around Canada she's doing his best. Okay I thought this was like a global thing like I thought Taiwan had one of these and that was like one of their shining like achievements like this: Giant Floating duck. Yeah, it explodes the world famous giant Duck currently in Northern Taiwan has exploded. Wait so it's it goes everywhere then. Yeah, but that's hilarious that it just does. It's art. Apparently it's just it's just art. I Don't get it, You know what? 2022 I'm sorry gang I Tried my best 70. 68 gets to 16.99 Dear Professor I Was wondering if there was a chance of rounding on my group by point one percent. I have a 68.99 Please let me know Emily Hi Joe no bye Emily you Emily the kids already got a D what's the big deal by giving him 69 or C minus I don't know what that is yeah I I Think it's a joke though I Like this response, it's like no, like yeah, it's obviously it's been around at 69 but she just couldn't give him the gratification is his Twitter name literally Joe Oh my God Last night my friend had her bachelorette party and this morning I got this notification Alice does events Stephen Pam's wedding was canceled. What did she do at the bachelorette party? Oh my God Don't tell me she stopped the stripper. No! Henry you know what happened? What? The ladies and her sat down had a talk and they basically realized maybe Steve wasn't good. Oh my God You're right. That's why bachelorette parties are having women in a group. Oh, right before a wedding is a very dangerous idea. She expressed her feelings and her discontentment and they all agreed with her and supported her emotions and her doubts. Yeah and she said, you know what you don't need, no man and she said yeah, you right I Don't Need No Man A little bit of all right. At least do it with coffee if you're gonna do it with tea since mates just missing a second part. There are two types of people in this world. those who can extrapolate from incomplete data to the classmates and this was like, all right, it's all right. I Don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't have to start studying at a round number. You can also start at 5 37.

nobody wants to hear that. Who does that I feel like anyone who sets a timer for that like that is like a psychopath. It's easy. it feels attack. Sixth grade I Forgot the science fair was the next day 10 p.m In a panic I find a loaf of molded bread my pops forgot to throw out. Made a study on mold, moisture and air. Got second place in School fifth in the city. Red told all the hours, praised for conducting weeks of research. Holy that's so genius. And his dad is clutch. You should, definitely, uh, teach him a little bit about, you know and hygiene. Yeah I mean it sucks that you have a dad like that. but God damn did he come and clutch I used to think coffee was a grown-up drink. then I thought alcohol was a grown-up drink. Now I have finally achieved full Enlightenment to understand that it is water. That is a grown-up drink. Wait, what do you mean? they're both grown-up drinks. What are you talking about? Well when you when you get older like you stop drinking most things and you just drink water? No. I Drink I refuse I'm going to keep drinking coffee. You've never grown up you and Kai straight up still drink like Coke apple juice orange juice. Oh you guys still drink like you're five. you drink Gatorade you jury Duty's wild concept. Whatever the government wants, they can just be like call off work bestie. We need you to solve a murder. Here's 15 I Feel like I've been called like twice I don't think I've ever went I don't know what happened Am I gonna go to jail? You could if you don't say that if you don't give them a reason you can't go. Yeah yeah please tell me you're embarrassing story. so I feel better I Just thought about the time a few years ago when a guy went down on me and we made eye contact and I weighed for some reason hello you wave back or did he just pause I'm like pause. my husband was trying to spank me while I was cowgirl style on top and he accidentally smacked his balls. instead he did it so hardly to stop everything. It's just so much pain. How hard is he smacking holy it sounds like something. excuse me because then you like then you say your own name once. no yeah for a video where I was like Genie yeah you talked about me but you use your own name. Yeah let's make me go like Henry yeah but this is a story. Oh when you take Casual Friday too seriously Skye What? What? What airline is that Sky What? Why do you want to use this? No I have to know it's disgusting. So I need to know where never to fly on. You never just walked around without handsome but why does she have the top on is what I'm asking like just a nice oversized shirt and nothing underneath does that look like an oversized shirt? It's her uniform. it's an oversized kidding. Alright, that's it for me. Iron Allen RL leave a like if you'd like to take a flight on this Airline and be there during casual Fridays Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace I Just made that editing hell all right. Thank you so much.