Gene would you like to check out honor funny yeah, for what reddit thinks is really funny? You laugh. You have to take iron out to go poop or pee. She doesn't want to go, i know, but she hasn't pooped for like nine hours. That's her problem.

Well, it's gon na be your problem when she poops on your i designed fake products, and today i'm created the burrito bumper. This is very relevant to my interest. Given my insatiable desire for mexican food, i invented the burrito bumper, the food funnel for sloppy burritos, that catches your fallen fillings and carefully crafts, a secondary taco for you to enjoy. He really sells it too.

He makes a burrito look like the most delicious thing in the world, i'm more impressed. You can eat an entire burrito and a duck. He solved the one big problem of eating burritos. I've never had that problem.

Actually, that's true if you just like. I feel like that happens more with tacos like the way it's like. Tacos are open on each side, yeah the way he's holding it. If you hold it up there and take the bite, it mostly stays in right, yeah he's holding it down here biting and then squeezing it's like well yeah.

It is gon na squeeze, maybe he's creating an artificial problem here. I think a kid is stuck inside the body of the 611 242 pound monster. Who is this genie drake? Have you ever ate oreos before i was like yeah, you know like when i came to the league. That was the first thing i ate because like when i was younger, i was always craving them and you know i could never afford them.

You know so i was like warriors: they get a little bit of money. You know people go, spend money in the cars right. I ate them for like a month. It's like you like them.

I was like bro. This is amazing. You know so i realized from now on. That's a every night snack for me, okay, henry, if biana's auntie jacompo, is a world-class athlete and can have orioles for a month straight, i'm gon na get started, i'm having truffle chips for like a month straight, no dinner, no lunch! No! Nothing! That's because this man probably burns about ten thousand calories a day june through rigorous exercise, training, basketball games.

I just got ta, go out and play basketball yeah. That's all he does too. He just plays basketball basketball. That's easy easy! What was the most passive aggressive email? You received from a professor david congratulations on beating the previous record for being late to class by a whopping six minutes.

The previous record filter was you kind regards doctor. This is pretty solid email right there yeah i like that. He had the ambition to to actually write an email to him like this. It must have like really hit him here and the fact that in a class of many he's counting your minutes by like he was counting it too yeah and he wrote you a personal email.

Delivery guy fails to notice the dog. Initially, oh oh he's about to lose his. He still doesn't! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh dog senses the energy wow. That was the most chill like.

Oh there's a dog. I don't think the dog was even trying to do anything he's just like well, because when you came to get off my turn, oh you're you're, pretty chill yeah dogs like they catch on to your energy, real, quick he's freaking out, i'm freaking out soccer player sees Her broken nose on the big screen. Is it a break? That's the question, or is it oh she's seen herself up on the scoreboard here on the big screen? Wait? How does she not know she has a broken nose? Is it crooked yeah? It's crooked? Some people have like noses already that crooked from the start yeah, but is she okay fam, like i'm just laughing it off, like i assume, if you're really broken about it, you'd be crying instead, that strength is no joke. Wait.

How come your dad is doing three fingers? Two three. I don't even need my full power. Dude he's grabbing onto the table too, and your dad's, like not it's the old man strength. Do you think you could be your dad in a physical con? Really old men have a certain power to them.

Okay, once you like turn past the age of 40, you get like super human strength. It must be because of the spiders they have to kill, they grow so big and bulky annoying. A neighbor complains about my balls complaint letter, x-rated door knocker to management. I am writing to you to make a formal complaint about the door knocker of fixed to the door on apartment blank.

As you know, the school bus waits across the street every morning at 8 30 a.m and children are exposed to the knocker's genitalia. The children probably have a blast seeing that also there are many mormon young men - oh not the mormons, who live in this complex. Who do not need to know? I have attached a picture from when the individual was not home, to show the clear violation. Please evict this person immediately.

Damn eviction for having balls on your doorknock. You are very brave for like doing that, not in a good way. I don't think it's very good ginny. We literally had nurse mamoya's teeth outside of our window for anybody to see.

No, no for us right, it's a bit better because ours is, you have to get in our private drive, but all the poor delivery people had to see it. That's why we turned it back around dude we had the we had jehovah's witness, walk by our house. Well, that's their decision, not our property, so he's all in voice. Oh wow, he's always always fallen, didn't even need to look at the cards he's like bruh wait.

But how did he go? Did he win? He must have lost this wasn't included. I thought that would have been funnier because i want to see them taken. They can't be like. Oh, oh, wait: poor cattle, amazon driver fat chain's my cat, what an cat sounds.

I was kind of hard to tell from this angle. Maybe he is fat, hey yeah! We got ta see if he's really fat. Oh, he really is fat. He is fat, he's fat.

He is certified. There's one thing that every guy wants at the end of the day, nothing everything we do is motivated by this desire. It's all we have jobs so that we can have enough money to eventually sit there and do nothing. No, i think a lot of guys want to like sit there and do what they want.

I think everybody like at the end of a long day just wants to do like brain dying, everybody's playing games. You guys want to play games you guys want to because it helps your brain die. Women, on the other hand, seem to be motivated by the exact opposite. Women seem to be motivated by the desire to do something.

It doesn't matter what that thing is as long as it's something, if there's nothing to do, they'll find something to do. That's why a woman will get upset if she comes. Someone sees her husband doing nothing, it's why men don't understand drama, because drama is literally making something out of nothing. I understand that one, that's why men are always trying to fix things, because you have a problem.

I fix it now, it's nothing. Everything we do is pushing us towards that ever elusive sacred place of nothing. Okay, he's he's right about that. You know how, like all day, i've been trying to efficiencize the house and, like you know, buy all these things.

That's something! I've been doing nothing no, but i don't want it, but the reason why i do those things is ultimately because i want to free up my time so that i don't have to do anything in the future. I work hard today, so i don't have to do anything later. You could just do nothing now. I don't understand why i have a beard, it makes me look better.

It gives me a chin, it keeps my face. Warm it's fashionable, shaving is work, and you know what i don't like work honestly. I probably would get a beard too. If i could get one plus it make me, look more masculine, you know honey.

All you're gon na have. Is that mustache that, like that, that's all you're gon na get i'm sorry what an exciting moment in cycling race? It's really wet! Oh he's still going when the animations like stop working but they're still scripted to like walk that way. Yeah. So they just start gliding.

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but i do love fig newtons. Do you have a sticker that literally says brakes are for wimps on a honda element what's wrong with that, it's pretty funny. It's like the family, camping car got all the kids in there screaming screaming the different ways. People walk very accurate, i'm curious, oh that's kind of idiot.

I i used to walk a little bit. Those are just very fabulous people, henry. No one. No people do the proper, like the people with like really good posture you.

This is you this. Is you? That's him? That's him. You mean the asian father yeah. I feel like i used to do any a lot, but i've always had a mixture of the sloucher, because my posture has never been good with a mixture of the professor, because i'm also lazy, and it feels good to do this.

Let's see and this one the guy's like this right when you walk, you go to go yeah, i'm a mix of the slouch and the professor and the ini dude. Let me demonstrate for you, jim carrey and metal music. Recently, i've really started to get into this thrash metal, music, dude, there's something about it, man that i just can't let go it's fasting. How instantly his face can go from human to monkey.

You know if you can't enjoy your own stuff. I don't know jim carrey. He seems psychotic henry, that's. How he's literally always been his control of his face is just i don't think, there's anyone else like it.

Do the grinch face what his good chase? That's the grinch face. Dude they really did choose the perfect guy for grinch. Will smith arrives at the oscars after party? Oh no, is he gon na start slapping everyone hi, i'm with the poor commissioner help. You really isn't the first time he's gotten slapped dude chris rock is so adorable man.

You look so happy yeah. Oh, my wedding gets slapped barista asked if she can make me a surprise, coffee, free of charge and comes back with this. Oh, oh, does your dog like at their place a lot? I also have a little bit like she put dog in the coffin this. This feels like a threat.

Timing is vital. You must know when and where to bark. Oh wow wow. What a no but like this dog was like falling the the six feet, distancing like yeah, but that dog also was like okay.

I know if i say anything in here, i might get beat up right as soon as i step out turns like i build fake inventions, and today i created the lego. Socket. Did the lego suck it? The world's first vacuum powered lego, cleanup device that automatically sorts each brick by its individual size. This vibrant cleaning accessory features a multi-stage chamber that magnetically separates for quick organization of your favorite toy bricks.

What so, when things get messy just suck, it wait. Remember from the office wallace made like suck it dude. I have a song yeah, the the wallace, the ceo guy, yeah dude. You know what your theme song should be for your new invention, really good, crap, realistic, horror movies.

Mr robinson, i think you should see the drawings your kid has been doing. Oh, my god. These are awesome. I know right and he's six or something he's got such a talent and in fact i think he could be a voice actor.

Listen little t, do you want to say something, and it's like the warble voice, like a satan, will devour yourself. It's just like. So good, what a talented kid you've got yeah! Why is it like a red flag? If your kid draws this kind of stuff, okay, henry it kind of, is dude just because he draws it doesn't mean he wants to do any of that. What if he just like you are wanting to make the next great horror movie, you are the parents who would die in a horror movie.

It's too big whoa. I think it's too small, it's not okay. Is it too small or are? Is you too big jenny? If there's a will, there's a way, hmm she's, like i'm gon na make this fit. I don't give a wait.

There's another clip! Oh, my gosh, what a cool kid, what a cool kid they're, actually pretty nice to read: uh interaction that was the most like well-behaved non-cringy kid i've ever seen, yeah, that's a good way to like interact with streamers. You know didn't like harass. Her did you set his piece and left all right. Well, that's it for our funny leave a like.

If you want genie to suck, i mean, if you want suck it suck it suck it just look it and you suck it nice. Thank you. Thank you. So much for watching we'll see you next time.

I think some peace.