Actually, today we're doing that's insane. Like this girl getting arrested and her response to getting arrested is apparently to shake her ass. That's the solution. That's the solution.

What about this podcast where this woman gets at Eric Okay flashes, you can leave bro, are you? Did you hide it Eric She trying to end this man's whole career Eric was too distracted. he was stunned. huh? Come on. Eric you gotta be faster than that Eric you're fired.

Your reaction time. you have some hillbilly stuff. see how far I can get on a boat? Damn it. Bobby You can't keep loading the boat that way.

This is a free diver training to improve their ability to hold their breaths. That's when I decided I would do a final stroke to end the dive but it was too late. I Had my first blackout at my first competition. The safety divers quickly did the rescue protocol.

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That's some solid cosplay. The video shows how Titanic sub imploded Okay, all right yeah. I Think that is the definition of impulsion, right? At least it was over and quick. I Had the weirdest thought: what you're gonna die right? No? I'm Immortal no, no I'm sorry.

Oh okay. Okay, let me clarify. if you're in this sub, you're going to die right? Would you couple upset that their cat likes the neighbors? I Just want to be clear. you're upset because we made friends with your cat, sir.

No. I'm not on our cat. You understand I'm not even in my yard right now. How what Am I doing the gates open? Wait? Did I just see an Among Us character on his where where where? Oh, they catch that so the cat doesn't eat anything over there right? No, Oh no, Never right? No, never no, no, no, never never yeah.

pervert. I Have done I've done nothing to bring the kids. He's lost it. He's a poor wife.

He's being drowned out in the back. She's like, hey, let's let's just have a civil discussion. No one cares. Come on, no one wants to hear what the woman has to say.

What if the cat's like ah, Lolita is an Orca whale held captive since 1970 by Miami Seaquarium She's now retired and kept in this small take that violates the Animal Welfare act. Efforts to release her back to her mother and pod in the wild have stalled. That's a long 50 years. She's been lonely for like 40 of them.

Maybe all the Orca rapists out there like doing that as is in Revenge for all the orcas that we keep in our pens like some kind of sick Justice woman attacks her Uber driver because her bags won't fit in the trunk. foreign he's not. Tetris Master with your luggage we can't all be Tetris Masters Helicopter crash recovered. Yeah, you can do it I Believe See, it's perfectly fine.

No, they keep going. That was barely a crash that was more like a slightly sloppy Landing It's good to see a helicopter not explode into flames for once. That's not how the song goes. Brother instructed 14 year old son to shoot to kill a man at hot dog stand.

Court docks a Ledge oh my God that lady is a tank. oh she told her 14 or something to go shoot him I Can't even hear damn crazy How like a day to. The hot dog stand ends with like straight cold-blooded murder. Never going to a hot dog stand ever again.

Genie Okay the outside. After he refused to show his ideas. why are you putting cuffs on him? Do you see this We asked him for his identification. 12 cops on this.

This is the park all right and he's not being a Russian he did not want to give the dynamication where he's gonna show his identification. okay I get if like one cop wants to do this but like why why did they need like 12 cops to take care of this one guy? you think there'll be other crimes to to go after in New York City of all places New York City Arrest all jaywalkers after jaywalkers completely illegals that's awesome is called Walking in New York City Henry will be one of the jaywalkers and he'll be like I was walking here 100 round fully automatic lock. oh it's got a let's call this guy like a canister really has to because I can't hold 100 rounds. Damn people light up the block.

This just reminds me of the videos like good. You know to play with the automatics like that's automatic. It's like what is it Oh yeah he's like oh okay if I had that most likely all home Intruders would be dead. No most likely you destroy the house and miss him.

45 year old pedophile wants to have sex with an eight-year-old Instead, he gets confronted in front of his mom and arrested his mom. He's got the screenshots, he's got the evidence Chris Hanson in the house so there's a picture of him and this girl right here who's eight years old. you're are you the mother? Yes I'm his mother so his mother sounds like a great lady I Feel really bad for him? No. Jamie this is this can go one of two ways.

We could either get the police right now or have a talk with the family. but this is the eight I Feel like don't do that to the mother man. he's so sad. gonna get your ass in trouble Jamie This is a picture of school girl socks that Jamie sent that he wants her to wear for him and you know he puts in the water You telling the mom this 308 oh my God yes and what's the last four numbers I Can't say that.

but why can't you I know his phone number well it's right here. Oh my God yeah I can't even see the ending of this. She's gonna watch her son get arrested. His shirt says I Lick Okay, this breed their own Senator Without realizing he's an authority figure.

Hold on what I mean equal treatment for everyone I Guess you know if you're just Santa you're still getting this spray Steve Irwin Casually reacts to being bitten by a snake. Live on! Australian TV You know I'm doing. This is because this one's a python and as you see, he won't bite because he can't eat me and he doesn't feel scared. Um, he doesn't feel I don't scare him so he won't He's oh yeah, are you sure about that? See everyone.

but it's very difficult in from a distance to tell a python from a biting my neck. This is a legendary clip. Wait Really? I've never seen this. Yeah, can you get a close seat on this? Oh my God look at that.

oh he's gonna let go. Yeah. Perfect. Does that hurt? No, no, just hurt a lot.

But he's on TV So he has to be like no, No, do I just love the pythons. he won't bite me and the Python's like I'm about to end this whole man's Carrera yeah strippers robbed with over 10K in cash. Okay, he's currently mugging her. Took the the suitcase.

oh second one. okay taking the bag. Yep, he got caught without their pimp. the hours of ass shaking and twerking for nothing.

Oh all right. back to the strip club Stonefish. Venom Do I want to watch this? Yes, Okay, I didn't think that would work, but okay. I'm going to use this piece of neoprene to simulate skin so I could show you what would happen if you stepped on the stonefish.

It's not only that it's the most toxic venom, it's that you also get the most volume. I Do need to get out some eye protection so I'm gonna do that quickly. this. Venom it has enough.

This is dead in the tiger. He's like how these spines inject Venom One two three. oh wow that's oh wow. Look at that and it's like blue.

Holy cow. Look at how much venom just came out of that fish. and once those spines are out. So pretty in Alien Lake Forbidden Gatorade Two three oh that one's delicious.

Wow, that is what would be inside of your foot if you were to be bust it inside your foot. So where's stonefish and where can I avoid them? So cute Australia Which makes a lot of sense Victor Marks is a world record holder for the fastest gun disarm. Oh and dead dude, this is the that like people would try. and then yeah, world record holder of discernment who had the intention of losing his weapon.

Yeah, it's sped up. That is still really fast. That's fast. but yeah, this one.

definitely. they sped it up at the right place. Do you think this guy like waits for the day someone pulls a gun on him like he's just waiting for that moment. He just smirks like in fact I mean my trap card.

Anyway, the Prime Minister of Poland just released this video comparing Poland and France Okay, that's gotta be friends Poland Wow, oh wait is this France this is France Poland Is this like a tourism ad for? Poland Is that what they're doing here? That's kind of up? Well, No. any country is gonna look good compared to France right now. Poland You have no class dudes. Wagner's Convoy including T90s and Bmp2 heavy equipment convoys is now headed north to Moscow Ola Wagner is a true tank I Remember now, why doesn't a tank just drive itself? I Don't think I don't think they get about 0.6 miles per gallon.

Okay wow, your Honda is more fuel efficient than it. take what no way. Yeah, so my dad got me a Honda Accord not a Wagner it's a Las Vegas sphere. Too large is that real? Looks like a TV ad.

It's also moving too. Oh, because it's a it's a screen. It's that thing can be hacked because it's a screen. Correct.

How dare you put Hentai on a basketball? Okay, first off, I didn't even think of him. now. what are you gonna put on there I don't know or something. Oh like turtle sex noises.

That's a crazy movement. Oh, he won. He countered it. He let himself beat himself.

That is the essence of what is. Jujutsu Yes Kai says yeah, she wants addicted to Poppy Kid Field of Poppies. They are dehydrated. The swans lose muscle mass and then they just crawl on the ground.

Hundreds of swans first arrived in February when heavy rain formed a lake in the field. They've since returned over and over again. Yeah, some of the swans became so high they couldn't fly or even walk. Isn't this just like a case of you know Darwinism Aren't we interfering with nature here? What Are they meant to just get high in this field and die Yeah in the sky? Dude? Maybe This Is How They Want to go? City Rebels Against teachers out of a class.

But before he left, he made sure to tell her how he fell. If you if you would just get up and teach them instead of handing them a freaking packet. you know there's kids in here who don't learn like that. They need to learn face to face.

Eminem You're just getting mad because I'm pointing out the obviously you're wasting my time. No, not wasting your time. I'm telling you what you need to do. You want kids to come into your class? You want them to get excited for this, You got to come in here.

You gotta make them excited. You want a kid to change and start doing better. You got to touch his freaking heart. You gotta take this job serious.

This is the future of this nation. And when you come in here like you did last time and make a statement about oh, this is my paycheck indeed it is. But this is my country's future and my education. Did he get like held back and then he stay here? Or is he like just a really eloquent high schooler that seems like a politician like advocating for like higher School budgets or something United States Top Secret Nuclear Details: Sat unprotected in the bathroom in the semi-public residence in Palm Beach Florida If he reads one like do they have to him, Can you imagine like you didn't know You just like read when you're like oh my God And then they shoot you.

There's a sniper in the bathtub Piers Morgan asks only in plans influencer Ellie Brooke Whether she worries that her future children might see her racy content online one day, how would you feel when you want to have kids yourself? Well, I mean that's I I Don't really want kids right now? How old are you 25 right? So you will do at some stage. Probably right when you do, you're going to be proud that you have your little ones and they look at you and go, didn't you want to be a lawyer Mummy? What happened? Yeah, you go. Yeah, but look at all my stuff they can cry in a Ferrari Do you think it's better to cry in a Ferrari Genie Do you think the the leather soaks up the tears a little bit better? but I mean and then remember everyone's like Russian soldiers surrenders to Ukrainian drone using hand gestures bro, it's a robot. His unit would kill him a drop.

Written instructions I won't attack you oh my God wow oh oh my God does he get to go free or do they torture him Now if you were like a soldier of any other country, you'd be like wow, dishonorable. but he's he's working for Putin So you're like, all right, You know what. Fair enough like let's let's bring it. Bring him in at least three.

British Royal Guards collapsed during a parade rehearsal in London ahead of King Charles's birthday. Oh and then they always like continue playing as it's like nothing I wanted to play on it. Yeah dude looks like he's still trying to like play. Wait he's up.

Wow he's still late. Oh he's still going. Oh wow he's like no I could still do this 19 year old charged with murder after putting her newborn in the trash can at hospital. we're at the same hospital when she got delivered.

Oh my gosh. Lexi I told you about this I just asked you baby. Nothing was crying dude I Have heard though like women are a bit Delirious postpartum. but I don't know about throwing your baby in the trash can? Delirium.

Yeah, at least like go home first and then throw them in the trash can. We're like maybe nobody would find out I think it's just she panicked. Oh God Oh God this thing came out of me. uh okay, that's gone now.

just a normal picnic. Oh he's so chill. What the it's happening right now I'm just having picnic with a bear Sean hit your cigar. Give him the picnic basket with the sandwiches.

Yeah, yeah, you're on the sandwiches. Plus, black bears are like fine, right? Oh okay, never mind. Don't do this. Don't make wild animals associate humans with food.

That's the whole okay yeah guys, don't do this. It's cute as hell, but the right thing to do is probably just walk away. All right. That's it for insane same videos.

It was insanely lovely to have you all today, but we must leave. Goodbye Goodbye.