Welcome back to mixer, please we have ollie cakes back with us again yeah! You guys gave her such a warm reception last time. Thank you for having me back, i'm honored. Well, thank you for coming back. I were we i feel like.

I was more afraid to like be like that's all right, maybe not this time. No, i feel like ali is like the first one. That's like she's, like i'm ready like i want to do this. Let's go i'm so honored, i'm literally like i'm sweating.

Now today we have watched people die inside watch people die inside yes, okay, oh my god she's trying to eat my desk. Oh no! If she acts up today, we'll we'll take her out, we'll literally murder, her henry i'm just kidding. Oh my god. So dog was like, let's play and the owner said something and the dog was like.

You look so sad. She she probably told him. No, she said no. If any puppy came up to me and asked me for it, i would give it everything everything whatever you want.

Whatever you want give me your soul, lolly, cakes, that's what we thought too and then very slowly. We started being like you know what - maybe maybe you maybe you're, not that cute, maybe you're a little bit of monster. Sometimes maybe you can't pee here when you get your degree and die? Oh okay, so she got her degree. Okay, great she's, gon na trip.

Isn't she? Oh okay, she did it really. Okay, honestly, that was like a really good recovery like it was really charming and cute. It was pretty graceful good sport about it. I feel like everyone in their head is always like in that exact moment.

They're, like don't fall, don't fall, don't fall. Whenever i wear heels. I say that i have a whole choreography if i fall in heels just like roll. These two men spent the game, making a pyramid out of stat cans only for someone to knock it over football.

I feel sorry for them. Oh they did it hey hug it up what the heck wow the only time where balls flying at you is a bad time. Some people just want to watch the world burst wow. This is the perfect reaction.

I could also see like where they're coming from, if they're mad, if you spent the entire game just kind of standing up and blocking people's views, to do that. Then that case i'm like okay, why you would be upset i'm never joking around him. Ever again. Oh, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! What's wrong with that wait! That's so awesome touch my lizard.

It's so small! This is a small tongue dude that lizard afterwards, if you hand over to his face, he probably is dying inside. Like me, yeah number one and is my kiss so bad that you look that disgusting i'll touch tongues with you me too, when they force you to participate in the play. Wow they're so well behaved. Damn that cat's thinking about how to kill them.

At the end of this, not christ-like at all, imagine having to explain this to your boss without the recording. What's in that thing, what what is that, like that ramen just took off like a rocket ice cream? Oh sorry, is it i. I don't even know what that is. No, i i think it was straight bullet shot.

It was a lender. No, that's definitely a ghost man. He needs to like stage the place he needs to like sprinkle salt. All over that counter right there.

No thank you. First and last day on the job, ma'am wait, that was, that was terrible. Aren't you supposed to go all the way to the other house to go all the way she doesn't look like she does this kind of job? Is that offensive to say? No? No, i i say more so because of her. No, i see more so because of her attire and how she's traveling like protective gear, she never got.

The helmet on 100 is not because she's a woman. Meanwhile comet woman, wow he's like this. No, what is life? Why am i here? This is making me like die on the inside then this reddit is doing his job fall off the bone. Steak ooh.

That sounds delicious. It's going to fall! Oh i pick it up. I need the meat off the ground. I don't know.

Obviously yeah, i would tell them to give me a discount, though, but i'll still eat it. Dude yeah i'll eat that yeah. It's still good five seconds pick it up. That's how you know it's actually like you know good, because it actually did fall off intentionally.

It broke by the bone, but yeah i don't, i feel like it, was supposed to fall off via the not that way getting a new fashion while walking down the road. Oh zion. Oh, would you look at that? I actually look. Kind of cool doom is just like you know what i kind of like it yeah what i would at least done in like fashion magazines, you know like a thousand dollars for the shirt yeah yeah, all the fashion people in new york right now, just like taking Notes like oh my god, why didn't i think of this kind of titty window or something? Maybe we need titty windows for men.

I think they do have that right. That's actually such a good idea. I mean i'm down for you. It's it's a thing.

Oh jackie chan first invented it his titty window's, pretty hot. It is pretty nice. Do you see that that freaking um the chest chasm chasm? How do you say that you don't want to talk chasm yeah? No, oh wow, all right guys, chest day. It is.

I do chest day too sometimes for the titties. Oh, so you can like um flex your titties yeah. I really want to be able to like pop the titties yeah, but i can't handshake gone wrong at lfc. Face cup celebrations.

No, no! He recovered he's fine he's. So sad good recovery, he does look a little uh, a little embarrassed all of these videos. I just want to like give it to them. I'm gon na give him the handshake.

I want to give the monkey the banana. We need to save these people. Why are you hurting them and then a hug and maybe some ice cream, early celebration? Why is the ball still here i used to play basketball and at half court you switch sides of where you're shooting, i remember, shooting on my own net and being like guys, and that was the start of ollie kicks his villain arc. I learned my lesson real hard accidentally the plant on fire after flicking for lighter, would you flick it with a lighter dude looks like one of those he's like what do i do? Yeah look pretty cool, though i mean he was smart to get it away from the other plant.

Yes like. Why would you do that to what's pretty much like one of the most flammable things ever lighters hurt my hands. I don't know how to like. Oh, i thought you i'm like well cause you don't like your hand, it does hurt.

Wait. Have you seen those videos where the guys cook the like um stuff in oil and then they just dip their hands in oil to get them out handsome boiling oil? Indian chef, fries fish with bare become known for hands, fried fish from a vat of boiling hot oil. Crazy. Is it because he has like dough like surrounding his hand? This sounds like no idea, but he's just like playing with it like it's warm water he's just like unique.

Oh, that's, that's easy! Just do it once and then you'll never burn it. I don't know i like open my oven and i'm like. Oh it's hot yeah. I like, if the fire is on a bit too, on a high heat.

I'm like i can't be in you letting your hair on fire is the worst experience it smells right. Could you care to elaborate? I have long hair so sometimes when i like go over the element it like catches, the element we avatar. Now i want to draw like the fire symbol from the avatar and the family case. There goes over here these guys trying to move bundles of toilet paper.

Like it's a solid block, oh you're, like all right yeah, this isn't a block. I remember now their one friend's, like you dumbasses yeah, are you serious? I've always wanted to try to make like a toilet paper for inside, like a walmart or something and like put in a camping chair and then like buy snacks, so you're not stealing and then like put them in the toilet paper for it. So you want to do one of those 24 hour overnight. Walmart videos wait really those exist 24 hours overnight.

What overnight, for literally everybody on youtube, had done this at some point, she's, like it's my turn running to mom with a dandelion. I remember what rhetoric we're in? Oh, no, it's not gon na go well. Oh it's dead, oh the disappointment of his face. Then the lion.

I love that meme. Okay, great sometimes i like say memes and then people don't know it. So i just kind of sound like a crazy person. Do you guys know the cake pop meme, oh okay, that one is starting to get obscure? What is that is that you you're still there excuse me i was just wondering - is that it started what so now every time i see a k-pop, i can't not do it.

Oh, no, it's a curve remind me not to bring cake pops near thee or at least put it in my mouth before you could spoop it. Cat gets attacked with kisses. Oh okay, oh um, poor kitty! Oh no, the poor kitty, oh dude, that cat's being assaulted! Honestly, sometimes i want to do this time, though. Don't you dare obviously the one where, like the like girl, like kind of opens her mouth at the cat, and then the cat puts his face in her mouth like willingly.

That sounds a little familiar. Try to force themselves into your mouth and they'll like meow at you, but you don't let them what that's weird, because literally because they like trying to fit in small spaces. I think - and it's like that is a space not that space secondhand cringe in me, like a truck. These literally just remind me of things that, like keep me up at night like i'm just lying they're like oh, my god, wait as in you, you did this.

I didn't do that. I think i kicked really high and then my bottom foot, like the one holding me up slipped, so i landed like on my back. Oh did you hit anyone? No, i did it but like there was a lot of people around. Did you record it for your tick tock? No, i think i was trying to impress like a crush that i had like a long time ago.

I was like look how high i can kick in that path. See your crush was wrong. He should have caught you then, but i also like that when it falls it falls with like cascading, i feel like you could build like a nice path like that. Just drop some work that if someone stood at the end of that and then he just like drove straight into it like it, would just pile back up, it would like it's an easy fix.

I'm pretty sure that's why the character is not too bad. Yeah. Have you guys ever searched up something on quora? Yes, i mean it was already there they're, like really have everything that you could possibly like, have questioned in your mind like. Why isn't the left tip bigger than the right tip? There's answers? Oh because humans are asymmetrical.

Yes, so you looked up that question yes, pay front row seats to a baseball game only to be embarrassed, this young fan, so he had this foul ball that he could not make the play on then uh butterfingers, the ball boy said. Well, let me get there. Wait that happened again, he's probably the guy that can never catch the kickball during recess in elementary school. Honestly, it's pretty hard, though, and the balls are hard too, because he doesn't have a mitt and like it's not like you're, expecting the ball to come at you.

So i don't really like blame people for like not getting these the people behind him laughed at him. Nonetheless, that cat knew exactly what it was doing. Okay, i like how he like keeps stuff, and it's like. Oh mom, are you okay, oh my god, who did that mom? Oh, there must be someone that i i wasn't seeing i'm an that's why dogs are better man, dogs, don't do this? Well, not all cats, i'm a cat person.

I love dogs, but i am a cat person, but they are little. You know honestly. I say that, but i wish i got a cat he's always wanted one in a cat, i'm allergic, so i end up getting a dog instead me too, but i just kind of enjoy it. You know, oh my god, what's this? Oh, my god, is that an owl falcon.

No, i think, that's a pigeon henry. Oh, i don't know what to do now. The first down bad. He saw the dude from across the way he's like.

I need to go shoot your shot crash through the window and don't leave stay. Don't do that. I watched too much tick. Tock i swear to god.

Did you guys see the one concert where the chick was peeing on um? Unfortunately, yeah i feel like you're, not the only person that suggested this video, but far too many people have suggested this peeing video, i'm a little disturbed at how popular it is. Now we just all know what our search histories look like yeah, it's like. Oh you too eh. Oh, i see what you're into eating is hard.

Okay. What are you doing? I'd be like? Oh, no, my kid is special. Oh, no, oh no she's getting eaten pizza. I think she got it at the end.

There i mean i'm gon na blame the pizza, but you can just also hold the tip up. Watch your sister look how she devours that pizza yeah, your sister's, just fine, follow that example. Why are you doing this? To me? I hunt badgers. For god's sake, looks so out of it he's washing his eyes.

His face is like mom wait, but sausage dogs, they hunt anything with short legs. They can hunt. You can do a lot with short limbs. Oh yeah length isn't always super important.

You know like how you use it exactly aren't corgi supposed to be like really fast. That's true! These are hella fast they're super energetic and they're thick too thick and fast. That's what you want well, he said the word thick henry made a motion of slapping ass. She doesn't like all right same wavelengths here, the accursed mouth lick.

Oh my god, why is everyone so adverse to like kissing their pet? Do you guys let iron like kiss you in the mouth? Honestly, we've we've probably like you know, exchanged fluids before, as in like she like licked, my food and now i'll just eat it. So like i'm, not throwing out this food yeah, apparently dog's mouths are are like cleaner than human mouths. Oh anything yeah actually, like you said when they eat their and then it's just not yeah. That's that's true.

You mean you don't eat. Dogs like buttholes are like really clean, though i think because it like really just like inserts right there yeah it's, it's pristine. It inserts back in, like it's very tight, i think like compared to human bubbles. I think dog bubbles are like super tight.

Okay, this is getting weird. It's just something to ask. Cora later i thought there were seeds already into. This looks like science to me.

Are those ants, oh those? Oh, those are ants yo more protein. True just keep pretending their seeds and just finish the rest. It's good for you, norwegian politician trend, just trying to give it jen's, who are these people they're norwegian politicians, trying to give jen stoltenberg a hug at a party in 2006.. Here we go here.

We go oh dude if someone's coming was a hug. I feel like someone should write a book on how to like, avoid or like what to do after the off, because it's happened so many times. I feel like with guys it's more difficult because we have so many combinations of hand, movements and body movements, whereas girls just hug all right. We have one last one.

Oh god, here we go. Are you ready? I'm ready? Does that count as dying inside? Oh, she can't see wait. Can you see it? No, i think she saw, i think, she's dead. I'm done, i think i think is dying inside.

You said you wanted. You were like. I want to see some like degenerate. That's not the generous, that's the fantasy.

You guys, okay, you know the scene in harry potter when they fall into the vines yeah and then the vines like you know, do stuff gently, let them down because hermione cast a spell. No there's an alternate ending out there. My favorite episode there are like 12 in that movie. Henry yeah kind of i'm sorry panda queen too.

That's it for dying inside he died inside ali is dying from happiness from the fantasy, apparently what happiness? I'm blushing right now: oh so you can die inside another way. Where, like you release, she died inside a different way: yeah thanks again for coming smash lights. If you guys want to see all the cakes again, yes smash that, like smash, it absolutely smash the likes. How you would smash those cake pops like? Thank you guys so much for watching, see you next time.

Peace.