Okay, today we're checking out some unexpected moments. Unexpected. Yeah. so we got two girls and a balloon.

What do you think is gonna happen? It's gonna pop. Weirdly avocado shaped balloon. This is weird. I Feel like there's some weird, like contemporary or interpretive dance? It is.

and then they're gonna title it like motherhood. You're sitting next to a dad at this wedding. no case. company's camera.

Excuse me? Yeah. I'll give you a hundred dollars if you can guess this scent. Okay, take a big sniff, you win. Yes.

Oh wow. She knows what that smells like. Oh my. God They're in public.

Apparently chloroform doesn't work that way. Oh why does it work that way? It's not that quick acting so you're an escalator, right? What do you think's the last thing you're gonna see? The Road team. What are they doing here? Mutant cooking? a nice pork chop? Maybe you know, at a campsite at your home in the middle of traffic, There is no time that is unfit for cooking a beautiful pork chop. All right.

So we have a cool car hacked here. You ever tried doing that before? What about this? He's changing the defibrillator. Just gotta screw it in a little bit in the glass. What? What? What? When he first put the red flag I was prepared to cringe.

She wants to be the breadwinner of the family. Okay, that's a that's a red flag. Family finances are a team event man. I Couldn't appreciate.

You know, wanting to be a higher level contributor to the family's income. But if that's the only motivator behind wanting to be the breadwinners I Want to earn the most income and give the most amount of money to the family? Are we looking at everything? Okay, it's possible and what is best from a team perspective. When she gets married, she wants to merge your bank accounts. Oh, that's a tough one.

Red flag. So I'm married 23 years. we have a joint bank account and that's for keeping the house and the family going. You know, stuff for the kids? Yeah, your parents have that.

Yeah, and it makes it really easy for us to go and buy the things that we want to buy. buy things for each other. Yeah, it makes sense in a way. that's kind of surprising you get married.

She doesn't want to change her last name. it's a green flag. That's personal preference. makes that difference.

Oh wow. My wife took our last name, but if she said I didn't want to take your name, that wouldn't bother me. I Loved her for who she is I Want to keep my last name and my last name is the same as yours but we're just with an extra syllable at the end which kind of improves it, you know. I don't want the AIM how will half of them have being and half don't fair enough? We'll split it up.

I'm gonna make sure the better one actually. I'm gonna make there is no better one. Being smart is not the only thing. Okay, it's about whoever has the biggest dick.

Oh okay, that one's Lee Hmm wait, no yeah, you said no, You said thanks Babe, you could take the one with the bigger tits I'll take them okay I Agree. Should we really be talking about our future children like this? busted by the cops? Probably gonna be methamphetamine, but we will test it just to make sure that salt I Swear to God is salt? it actually is. Yeah, that consistency is definitely solved. What? I Am still confused as to why you keep it.

It's got emergency seasoning tied up like that and your sunglass holder because I keep it convenient to put it in my beer to drink it. I'll pour it in a cup of ice with salt. Oh no, why would you even do that? Hey, don't knock it till you try it. What does the salt do? Add some seasoning to your beer.

Who? Seasons Or beer. Don't judge a man. Neighbors don't believe me. It's the washing machine.

All right. What? Oh, that's no washing machine. my boy. That thing's playing a video underneath itself and if you get too hot and bothered by the sounds, then you can just take off your trousers and put them right in.

I Would have been just as flabbergasted Graves I Got a video of this. this? It looks so real. Right where the dogs looks back like yeah, I'm cutting This Grass What you gonna do about it? Yeah, that's not fair. Can you do it? Yeah, strike.

yeah. there's like some weird Mario Party Like minigame. It's like find out which one has the ball. Also, why did the Umpire just start twerking? He's like you're out.

She finally found out who has been cutting her son's hair. My baby has like long hair and he's a boy and I've been noticing his bangs look like someone like cut. the. Lander he puts his hair head right here.

The and the guinea pigs can guinea pigs. They come along and they've been chewing on his hair. Hell yeah. yep it's them.

Um, get your head away from there. Oh my. God it's a fair exchange. It's sustenance for the hamster and it's a free haircut for the kid.

Give that guinea pig a job. Who said chivalry is dead? but I'd hear myself say this for once I Wish I could meet guy I Wanted more than just sex. Amen girl that is very admirable. foreign.

but you're not going to find that here once. I Wish a guy would take me out for dinner. Feel the same for once I Wish a guy would take a dump on my chest. Oh that is yeah, not with you on that one.

That really upsets me. Okay I Believe nobody's ever taken a dump. He's still alive. He's the one the one.

Will you be that guy? Finally, they found each other Would be an honor and a privilege to Church He gets the privilege. You need to take a fat, steamy dump on her bare chest. You have to make sure you eat a lot of thought. When does anybody let you do that? And she wants it too.

What a beautiful romantic thing. The perfect plan and the way that it's interpreted is is they're supposed to What the hell? Oh my. God though. uh, can somebody please tell me what's what's going on? anyone? There's only one person there.

What's what's going on here? That's what he got scared about. What about the ninjas? Is this just me? That lady has a very long nose. she looks like oh that lady kind of looks like the the Cowman lady. She's like a cracked out version of it.

The turnaround? yeah we can go after I finish this I don't care I just gotta finish this up. Timmy Thank you baby! Oh my God you are so beautiful. Ah thanks what the hell Jimmy she is one lucky girl. Yeah thank you.

Jimmy You don't want to cheer on the girls all right or else you're you're a sip. you're trying the bro. you're like all right Bros for Life Need a break from driving so let's do something chill. No way.

Wait, he does the same thing the same exact thing. Dude I Hate this game. You're already playing that game 24 7. no what if in the game.

he just runs into everything. He lets every intrusive thought out and then he goes back. Who's talking to us? Oh my God Henry I Thought you had like put on the back or something yo what? I would have closed before you got here. Oh my God He's a little too excited to reject around.

no no or he's a huge smoker. No drop since spend this rainy day giving it a makeover. First we'll add some contact paper to make the walls more interesting. Arches are so in right now.

that's also a dog right? I mean these portraits of Dan and I had to watch over at the wall she sleeps. Don't tell me she's gonna be a small human God Damn it. That's what's unexpected about this isn't it? Because this is our unexpected. it's gonna be a person.

Oh okay. oh okay. thank God yeah. I thought it was like I was gonna come down I thought Turtles Like slept in the water or something.

The turtle is in the water. tortoises on what's Blastoise Is it what is? Crush me? Destroy me. How do you get that jacked bench? Press me? Do something physical to my buddy. Can you please withdraw because he said the effort Anarchist Honorable Member: That's a political statement.

There's nothing wrong with it. Deputy Speaker: Okay, honorable member. you withdraw that now foreign. Okay, to be fair, maybe he actually used it as a political term, but hers couldn't be used because it was used as a comeback to him.

I Don't know that could be no, No. She added that it was a political statement I Like how they forced everybody to call each other honorable member so that no matter how Rowdy it gets, it still sounds somehow respectable because it's like, well, I'm calling you honorable. Is he doing it in like solidarity? Yeah, that's really sweet. but this is unexpected So what's gonna happen I was just crying.

Okay, but he honestly looks good without hair. Oh, did he asked for okay, it all caused it. Wait no way. Jesus Man did they do this for like everyone that comes in with cancer.

imagine walking into a barber shop and everyone working there is completely bold too. Yeah, does that mean like all the customers like like a pee, a C and a vowel an A G Right Thing is the category. you have 10 seconds, tough workout. What? Wait oh my.

God honey. look let me look. we have a million dollar winner. One million dollars.

What is the what does that mean thing like that's not a thing, that's a hi. Oh, she spilled the beans. No no no no no no Ma'am she literally. Oh God There's so many beans everywhere you can't trust your co-workers Oh, that's still gotta hurt though.

Okay, it's not too bad. Henry You slowly smooshed my face with my glasses. Switching your face is not the same. She walked into it okay at full speed.

Yeah, and you crushed me with your full weight under that pillow. It is expected Gene Fair enough Miss Martian versus Batman Whoa. Maybe it's because Robin's a guy. so you're working on a teenage girl and that's like oh whoa yeah and that concludes unexpected I Expect you to not hit the like button.

Wow, That would be crazy if the unexpected happened. They prove me wrong. I want all to be like, not family. Prove you right? All right.

Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace, Foreign.