Genie we're getting the dog in one week: oh my god! Oh we really! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god. Oh, my god, we got ta, give him character, we'll think back on how miserable our lives were before we got this dog and how much it'll change once we do. It's gon na change for chaos. Chaos make chaos, take chaos, chaos we're outside all right, i'm getting overwhelmed, she needs very overwhelmed.

I can see the stress building up, we don't know what to buy all right. So it's the morning. Are you excited, i am so excited. Are you getting young because you didn't brush your teeth because i didn't get any sleep and i didn't brush my teeth because let's go, let's go, i'm let's go she's, really light yeah! Okay, we're adopting you we're taking you home, you're ours! Now all right! Thank you.

You've secured the puffers. I hate that i have to drive she peed already, but just in case you guys get to hang out with the puppers. Life is not fair. Fine, we got ta, go! Oh okay.

There you go there, you go, let's go, let's go she's like what is this brave new world? Let's go. Where am i? Where are my parents? Yeah yeah excited: let's go, let's go, let's go scare, the stairs let's go and you wan na try just try once she looks so confused. Why don't you stay in with her welcome to your new temporary home? Oh hello, iron's, first water drink. Oh just look at my feet: oh going go ahead, go for it! It's yours! Let's get it! Oh! No! She doesn't like it.

Just don't don't hype her up. You can probably ask them um iron. Are you still hungry how much you're supposed to eat them all right? How much do you eat on a regular basis? I don't think precisely two and a half, and what's your daily caloric intake she's eating her piss. Well, it's already a neon green good she's going to die down here.

She's, never going to make it she has to there. You go there, you go! No, no i'm not falling for your money. Wait, wait! She's, learning, she's doing it there! You go wow good girl! Really good one more set of stairs, though okay yeah, all right, let's go oh she's, getting good she's getting good at that. Does he like that? He's a toy you like it? It's a toy! She doesn't know what to do with the toy.

Fine right over here check it out check it out all right. I don't spend 20 on this thing. You got it. You got a bite on this.

Please tell me shelley's place fence, oh, if she doesn't your heart's gon na. This is not my son. That's your daughter, i'm not my daughter here. Go fetch fetch now bring now bring it back.

Iron get the ball, get the ball line, i'm walking with dad hey henry. How does it feel to be a dog dad yeah? How would you describe your child? Oh, my god, i'm your einstein! That's why we named you line. Oh my god. Okay, let's leave before someone chases us off their property's first shower after her walk.

Does that feel good you're, just wiping her paw you like that. I think that's a no! No, do you want to try and teach your tricks? Mine comes with a rule book, a handbook stand, but she doesn't understand any of it sit sit there. You go good girl, good girl. I think she seems that she's, the only thing she knows all right, so we're gon na try out the game that we see everybody doing with their puppers all the time and we're gon na put some food in cups and see how smart our little iron is Into here and into here, okay, yeah ayn has no self-control, no genie which one can you tell? Oh, no she's stupid.

Oh no. She doesn't even know that it's in the cups she doesn't know what object permanence is right. Now, i think wait. She chose that one open it.

Oh no, wait it's in there yeah. She ate it all right. So we have this video over here that says, guaranteed to make your dog howl. Oh they're, so chunkers nice, it works and now we're going to give iron a toothbrushing.

Oh, my god, she eat it, yeah, let her it's okay! She can eat this good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl, holy she's in her toothpaste, yay. She likes it. Oh and there goes the good girl, penetration girl, good girl and you're like biting this. Why would you do that to me? Why would you kind of there's someone or someone over here? I can't believe you done this all right, get it we're about to give ian her first bath.

She even knows some tricks. Now i'm sit uh. Oh, she kind of likes it. Oh no she's doing really well she's drinking water, she's drinking her own bath water.

What is that sound? Is it coming from here it's coming from the toilet. Why? I don't know holy it flushed, it literally flushed, there's no more water left. Her body looks so small now and her head looks chunky. You can leave now.

Okay, you can't you can't leave yet i'm just kidding you can't. Okay, all right! Oh no! Oh look at the floor holy it's drying off. The toes toes are good. I think you like the towel.

I know i know it looks like scruffy. She doesn't like the blow dryer. It's not that bad see it's a circuit. I i i it's.

Okay, henry henry why'd, you let her go, oh god, god never mind not caught henry is a horrible catcher of dogs very, very little very little out of time, like very little like very you did it. It's not bad. That's not gon na make it hurt. That's not gon na make it hurt.

Yeah, i know see.