Jeannie lee henry: what does thou wish if to view it today on mxr plays um? Does thou have any desires to view the sad page on facebook? That's nicest, but we are viewing sad on facebook, my mouse you're, ignoring your intuition. What the hell marriage is calling me decline, decline, decline, decline, decline, block the number spam this too easy third sucker this month, free meals, finessing hot girl summer. No for you bro tell me you ain't out with that morgan chick from petcamp yeah, i'm in the royal wood. For now.

Why bro she just posted this on her private insta story. Let's see how she's gon na finesse the bill when i leave. I owe you one: oh my god, what a bro genie where's, that 500 pound gun blood where's the yeah you're a liar you're a liar, get me! Don't i don't give up? Don't ever try to hustle man blood reality check fix yourself up you you! I don't give a if everybody's staring you blood, you deserve it. You know you.

This is what you deserve. You understand, really embarrassing, isn't it? Okay? I was on the side of the car, but then at the end, it's a little bit like okay, you, you lost a little. You gloves it's too easy to get guys to simp and just just pay for your dinner these days. Man guys come on.

Let's be a little more more um hungry when the girl you like only wants to be friends: oh but then you realize it'll be nice to have a friend for what. Ah, it's called copium and i think you're taking a big dose of it. She really your friend though, or is she the girl that you secretly wish you could smash, but will never happen and you'll just be in regret and sadness the whole time you know her send her you hungry at 1, 17 am instead of what you're doing, and You might get a reply. That's actually really smart target, her stomach, not her vagina.

That's a good! I yeah not her heart. What are you doing playing ps5 with the boys, but you use the wrong formula and got the correct answer. Oh, my god, the one time like the wi-fi does something good for you. She you're cute, no you're cute.

She. Ah thanks. I was correcting your grammar. Stupid virginity is my passion.

You know, don't give it up. You don't want the world to grow. Stupider you want them to be smarter, sometimes like standing up for grammar is more important than having sex. Sometimes it's got ta correct them.

You know. Sometimes the truth is the most important thing about sometimes being right isn't what's important. Oh right yeah, but she is wrong. Oh my god, this guy, my hot rich wife me doing whatever the hell she wants.

Yeah. That sounds about right. She can basically like sacrifice you to cthulhu. Are you really all right? Let's do it! Why? Because she's hot, like when girls are attractive like there's no wrong, she can commit what what what is this getting at she's like? Ah, yes, there is indeed a man sleeping next to me, this drawing is a little weird.

I don't get it so. If i want to go to sleep, i just need to grab nearest bros weiner, maybe that's better than melatonin. Maybe that's why you have trouble sleeping yeah, no weiner degree, nuts, i'm ron weasley pleasure, give it seven years and he'll be giving you just that. I try to scroll past this.

I really did you. Don't really want to think that in that form you know at that age. But what he is saying is true, but but let's leave that seven years down the line, please being a man, is mainly just suggesting places to eat and then going where the girl wants to go anyway. Genie gets butt hurt about these.

I guess so. Ginny gets very butthurt. Let's not let's skip this one. No.

I understand i understand when you're on the first date, and he says it's nice finally meet a girl who's, not crazy. You're, like oh here's, the thing when you say like that. That's a challenge! The thing is, every girl is crazy to some degree in science. There's no such thing as a completely normal tempered girl genie is crazy, she's, a wild one.

So, what's your favorite color stop asking me stupid questions asking something logical and matured instead, how many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 milliliters of sulfuric acid at stp? Oh, that's! Actually fun! My favorite color is pink yeah. That's right, shut the hell up. Meanwhile, my mind's trying to solve this yeah honestly if a girl responds like that, i'm that's like the last time i'll talk to her. This was supposed to be deep, but you failed math class i'll, be dot dot.

U, oh! No! I failed math class sentry. Did you feel math class? That's not a real mathematical symbol. How do you know this? Is three dots? It's a triangle i'll be triangle, you, no, that's not it. I will be there for you, therefore math symbol for therefore, ah i'll be there henry.

It's not stupid. We're stupid, no we're the dumb ones. The next meme being a guy must be so hard. Imagine texting 17 girls good morning beautiful, no that's hard, because you know what the responses you get from that are none nobody responds to you because they think you're creepy and then you feel like and then you have no self-esteem.

Why are you defending this? A lot? How you touch your boobs gentle pets? She grabs your oh, no, that poor zubat, it's literally about to be cut in half. Maybe it's because the girl wants you to grab her boobs like that. Is that something females wish upon their breasts? I don't know when you're a snack but nobody's hungry, i cry every time, looks so sad, maybe you're, not that much of a snack that you think you are henry don't punt him down more than he already has been sad. If you really were a snack, though, don't you think someone would grab you up and eat it? So you're saying it's coping if you think that yeah? Oh, it's not that it's something! No one's that hungry! Finding the car waiting for your girl to smell it and yell at you, the no, your first reaction to be rolled down the window, so you both don't suffocate the hell is wrong with you still probably rolled the windows up genie just so you get that yell Soccer chose a thug rather than a man with dreams and goals focus on yourself.

King wait, didn't soccer, choose naruto, sorry, wait: sakura chose sasuke, sakura chose, kakashi, sakura chose stupidity. Who did sakura choose sasuke sasuke is not a thug he's a psychopath. He is a you betrayed everybody. That's why he's a thug? She replied.

She replied, she replied. She replied. She replied. Meanwhile, your last and her male best friend her boyfriend, her crush her friend with benefits guy, who helps her an exam, her third ex her.

Second ex. Her ex and then you the fact that you got ta celebrate when she does reply, means that you're most definitely at the very bottom of the list. Do you think her male best friend celebrates when she replies? No, he expects it. I mean he knows that he's better than her boyfriend and her crush and her friends with benefits, wait they're all different people.

Oh, i want a boyfriend, but don't want to do anything to get one. I just kind of hope. A tall and emotionally intelligent guy walks up to me in the street and asks to buy me coffee, and then we can wow the poster of this said. I have had a couple relationships similar to this, but we just knew after the first date.

Maybe it was my magnetic personality, it's so easy guys just go up to her and say hi as long as you're tall and emotionally intelligent me. Looking for all the girls, my mama told me: i'd have to fight off when i'm older, because i'm so handsome. Oh no, where are they mama? I think you lied. Oh no.

I think she meant you'd have to fight for when you're older. Yes, there, there are very few guys on this earth that have to bat off the hose. You know caution exorcism ongoing, oh god, that's creepy! That's very um, interesting position for an exorcism. I feel, like her body got twisted.

Well hope he gets rid of the uh the devil. Soon, when you realize you can deep, oh wow, isn't she 14? 16.? Oh yeah! That's much much better. Do you ever think like when that happened? Just like? Yes, i could finally like deep eric it's like the first words she said when he finally heard her voice, because she was a mute. It's now officially paying couples three thousand five hundred dollars, which is number one million two hundred sixty thousand a week for home amateur videos.

Couples can also earn up to five thousand dollars per video yeah. Imagine those are like really profitable. Oh, my god, and it's it's pretty easy right, because people normally do it with their lives anyways. So if you just film it, like you know - maybe um 12 times a year, you're already making as much as like a engineer out of college, so a little timmy needs to go to college.

My favorite sex wizard position is pretty much any of them. I'm just glad to be involved. I think for guys i need sex, it's good sex right. This is the fact that they got any.

What about gay sex if you're asking the real questions, if you're a straight man, is that fine? You got me ginny! You got me you're so clever when she asks you if she looks fat and you replied no and it's autocorrected too mu, i'm in oh, my god, that's so savage yeah! That's a that's a relationship! Bender! If i said that's a genie be over henry. I didn't even ask you, i already know where you're going ginny good afternoon, i'm jake your delivery gun. Your delivery address is a bit sorry. Is this correct, yes, bring the delivery right to her door and tell her that i'm sorry she blocked me everywhere.

Okay got it her brother opened the door, but i asked him to pass on your message. Thank you, jake. She has no brother, but poor guy man, poor guy yeah she's, getting railed by her well she's, getting railed by someone. Girls, never apologize.

They just sleep naked and let you decide if you're still mad or not everything is all better. When you see those 36 dd's in your face, yeah my boobies ain't gon na get any forgiveness. Nice guys finish the last. Of course we do.

We make sure a woman finishes first, multiple times if he ain't like this, don't text him the next day. Ladies, congratulations, you are so clever, so smart. How did i not see this genie bow down to all the nice guys out? There you're clearly superior pleasuring, your woman that was posted by men. United.

I don't think so. I don't think so. Are you going to the party saturday yeah alyssa is going? What is alyssa going to the party yeah? Are you going at eight yeah is alyssa bringing her boyfriend yeah? Are you home right now? This is side side, girl, number 93, and this was captioned. I hate talking to females.

Well, i wonder why side side, girl, number nine you should have like not. You have 92, too many side sides. I think this is a joke. Lima foul people be having me weak with instructions leave at my door.

Please be swift with dismission. My wife is hangry. I fear that my life may actually lie in your hands. She's a hitter and i made a horrible mistake of not reading her mind that she was hungry 30 minutes ago.

I fear i may not have much time left. Please hurry. I don't know how much longer i can hold her off godspeed, i'm counting on you yeah. I feel sorry for people who have lives like this.

You know you must live in constant fear and desperation. I think you should leave her if she hits you. Some people are trapped. You know they have no other option.

You always have another option. Oh inspirational speaker genie: just do it on death row, god. What would you like for your last meal, woman anna? What do you want he's, like god, damn it genius man shitty's bad, you wan na know how it's gon na go she's gon na say! Oh, can i have a mcdonald's hamburger and the girl will be like really that's your last meal. You don't wan na try anything else and she's going to be like why? What are the options and he's going to go, want to play 21 questions? Nah, not really.

Okay, just ask me a question, but i just uh okay, i guess you have any pet peeves yeah i got a dog. Are you a virgin? What are you i don't know? Why guys even ask that question like that? That's you like instantly, never speak to the girl again yeah and he's like great. Do you wan na play another game? It's called wan na come over and touch my twala tonight at the gym. A man who looked like thor asked me out and when i told him i was a lesbian, he goes oh chill.

You know my sister and i work out a lot together. She'll be here tomorrow same time like did gorgeous wingman me, god of lesbians - oh my god, yeah thor asked you out. Damn. Did you wish that thor asked you out as well ginny? Yes, so i can tell him to promptly off.

I have a boyfriend he's the god of you may be the god of thunder. Clearly, the god of snakes is stronger. God of degeneracy. Her he's probably out there cheating on me him.

Oh my god, that's the point i am magician. Do you think he gets dates like looking like dark magician? Yes, yeah from dark magician girl me you're, the only one i like, i don't even look at the other girls crush. Oh yeah show me your instagram explore throw his phone out the window. Hit me.

Give me your phone give me your phone henry, give me your phone. It's gone! Ginny, it's gone. What else are you supposed to look at on instagram jimmy? Oh you don't! Every other picture is an ass. It's like what are you even supposed to do? Oh, okay.

It's not too bad yeah. Exactly who do you think i am you're, like second account, my boyfriend is so corny. He asked me if i knew how to whistle. So, of course i made the face and then kiss me you and your dumb fart tactics.

I love you henry. Do you know how to whistles demonetized why i got a tip for you. If you want to be friends with a girl, any girl tell her. I love you, then she'll reply.

Sorry, i only think of you. As a friend tada, you got a friend, i love you, i loved you too, wait what what was it my first pitch, but hey not gon na waste. This opportunity? Oh my god, this is actually a tier life. Hack just shoot your shot with everybody and then at some point someone might even say yes, plus you'll, make a ton of friends on the way.

Thank you for the accept thumbs up hello, hello. Where are you from america, the land of clapping cheeks and eating jeeps? Where is that it's a beautiful place filled with burgers of bush light and teenage pregnancy, no other land, quite like it. I'm from philippines, that's wine! Ah my favorite chapter in the bible. What's going on right now, he doesn't need the woman to understand he's just having fun by himself and that's all that matters to him.

I feel so bad. She doesn't know what america is. Sebastian doesn't know what clapping, chicks and eating gypsies what's eating jeeps. This is how it looks when short girls are angry yeah.

I guess it's kind of cute puntable, yeah, very kickable, very football sized very soccer friendly. Not tonight i have ketchup, but mayo goes good with ketchup, though wow this guy's a sick shut, the up dude the half-life sounds killing me every time slaps you know quite literally slapping sounds alright. That's it for sad. Why don't you subscribe to the channel? If you think this dark magician would slay all kinds of poon you, okay, ginny, you wan na, say goodbye.