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it just like sucks up your underwear. you got to let it. Loose I Can totally relate I Also have a massive dumpy and sometimes it just just eats it up. You ever have that issue Genie No I Saw a fire in a building and called 911 but it turns out it was just a 8 foot TV with a uog on it.

What? oh my God I leave those on the TV to like come Christmas time. it's so like cozy and festive. Okay e though I don't blame this guy. he has a big TV idiot Uber passenger opens door without looking yo what the yeah that sounded bad man.

I'm shocked that grown adults still like don't know to look before they open the door. It's like the first thing you learned there might be a car. there might be a deer or a bear I Told my stepson 20 times do Not drive my car. My lease is up I Got a buyer and I will make some good money off the deal.

No accidents under mileage, no stains on inside and not a scratch on the exterior. He crashed it twice on the same day. a mile from the house and 200 yards aparts from each crash. How did you do that twice in the same day I Know you told your son not drive the car, but can you just like take the keys and be like no, you should have? You should have told him 21 times 21.

Can you tell my son for me? Can you tell him not to drive my car for me 21 Broke into my car sole about $25 worth of stuff but phone fell in between seats. looked like a pretty new phone and fell into a spot. Really hard to see so if he or she went back they would not have seen it. I got $220 for it.

Yeah she like hack into the phone. you know find their Bank Account Details take all their money, Tell their mom, tell their family ruin them. My friend stood on my back today really harsh as a joke and said everything will be fine Now my headphones are broken and my laptop has a permanent bend on the screen. He gave you a curved monitor for free of charge.

You just have to pay so much money for that. Cool. Now you can be more immersed in your gaming. Okay here's the thing.

then your friend should pay for your headphones. Honestly, your laptop too. Who stands on someone's bag is a joke. Yeah, let me let me crush your belongings for fun.

Ha Um did you stick that up your is that a dog? He stuck all of that up. Oh no that's a dog Okay thank God Jesus Christ yeah Henry look at the body I was like wait how do you eat a scissor? No I think the surgeon left a scissor. The surgeon did not leave a he wouldn't be a surgeon if he left the scissor in there. Yeah, see, it was the My.

God The surgeon literally left a scissor in there. What does he think? This is like some Elementary arts and craft class where just oh I accidentally left a scissor on the table. whoops, didn't clean up it's a dog. Closed some papers in my laptop and didn't realize there was a staple in the corner.

Repair center said it would cost around $850 Ah Yes! I Love! when the repair centers quote a price that's like basically half the cost of the laptop or like the same price of the computer. and then you're just like, well, why, what's the point of repairing it Then you know what? Maybe don't? You don't really need that like right- hand bar side. It's not really that critical. My coworker locked me in the porter party and then went to lunch.

Is he a bully? Did he bully that solid copper wire from electrical cable? He got me good see Henry I Don't do this bad of pranks on you. Yes. I Try to enter when you're taking poops and stuff, but it's not this bad. The landlord reff fled the lobby in front of my wife's restaurant and now she can't open the door.

Oh can you reverse those doors to go the other way? Didn't we see that and then the glass door broke. Just get new doors. Dude, it's over. Well shouldn't the landlord play pay for that cuz it's not my fault you ref flored your lobby.

Technically that's his floor right? so he can do whatever ever he wants with his floor. Henry If if that's the attitude of everyone and not helping your neighbors, the world would burn and crash. I Couldn't figure out where the sudden smell of burning plastic was coming from in my room until I looked up is your fire alarm molding I Think your fire alarm is on fire. You are supposed to warn me of the fire, not cause it.

Yeah, you became the thing you were meant to destroy. My wife wanted her graze covered and subtle highlights for a wedding. her hair colors has had a medical emergency during their session. the lady p on top of her in her home studio.

My wife had to carefully get her to the floor and called 911. Oh my gosh wait that's the part that sounds like it's sucks and traumatizing but they took a photo of the the hair. so I'm like like is she more bummed out about the hair or her hairdresser almost dying. Both boyfriend put water bottle into dishwasher and it shrunk oh my God it grew a tiny pie too.

That's not the same. What do you mean that's not the same water bottle? No it was supposed to be the same size look 64 Oz 64 Oz Oh yeah it does say I Kind of feel like the smaller bottle also got a personality cuz like the two little arms that come out it's like where am I small The text I got as I was crawling into bed. dad passed away today. he's going to be cremated so there won't be a funeral service.

oh my God I Live overseas and maybe I'm not the easiest to get a hold of sometimes what with time zones and everything. but I never imagine I Found out my father died over text and to learn there won't even be a funeral gut punch? Yeah, can you like FaceTime or something I feel like your family just doesn't like you When my my dad died my stepmom sent a group message Gary is gone the end I Just like update the Facebook status to like deceased and that's how you learn that your dad died no and then you know what would be more dysfunctional. You send a group text like your dad's dead right? and you just get like thumbs up on the got it, got it thanks and then you have message red you press the like yeah it's like I liked it. nice heart sh oh see damn he just lost like $100 This bird's trained.

This bird's like hey I'm cute and fly away. He actually does not seem that bothered by that with the neck wiggle that bir can do is like what you going to do. Security guard realizes he's protecting the wrong person. is that? Lady Gaga oh D I thought you Lady Gaga What the are you serious? How the is he supposed to know Everyone thought she was.

they all have their phones out. She was honest. she's like stop stop, You're protecting the wrong person sir. Lady Gaga's probably like dead someone in a ditch when to a podiatrist yesterday to find out how bad my feet actually are.

My guy, what the is this from wearing like basketball sneakers? like have you seen LeBron's feet? oh my God for wearing like super engineered sneakers I would believe it if it's a ballerina's feet. he had Jr a you can get rheumatoid arthritis when you're a kid. such a hard word to say rheumatoid arthritis. Jesus Christ oh actually it's a Japan Racing Association oh sorry.

I'm drinking water from my Ikea water dispenser only to see this when I took the wooden lid off. Okay, hold on. that's kind of on you. Wood and water don't do well together but that's a water dispenser.

So I think the design is stupid so it is Ikea's fault it shouldn't have been wood then I mean it is. Ikea like they don't really make the highest quality products. You get what you pay for right? I didn't pay for mold that looked expensive do no oh my God what a she came in just to do that and leave. What the it's like I know what that is.

it's a boat and that's a balloon and I know exactly what my teach are going to do to that I know exactly how much that shit's going to cost you bit that is the most spiteful walrus I've ever seen. Create your own AI friends wait I want to see my friend hi there? I'm Jack an AI engineer passionate about AI in XR hi I'm bunny What can I do for you hi I'm Daniel How can I help you feel like people are just going to use this to make like their perfect waifu? Why are the guys dressed up in like normal clothing girls and the girls are like some anime cosplay skirt. would you just give her like a normal shirt like Jesus Christ Well I got diagnosed with Ms at age 34. This is how I found out wait your eye Just One Day randomly just tilted multiple sclerosis.

Oh oh that's why. Okay yeah I was like how does your eye get affected Dude? Not going to lie, you kind of remind me of Mad Moody and I love him. Now you can go to Partis and be like Gu where I'm looking yeah or put on an eye patch to look like a pirate I Feel like a lot of people want to put on eye patches? you know, man struggling with a cotton candy machine. Oh oh no, oh no.

What if he's happy he's covered in Sugar Dude I Swear that's his first day, his first shift. Dude. That entire thing looks like a cotton candy machine. There's humans in the cotton candy machine.

Dude I'm more afraid of how much his lung is inhaling the cotton candy. If you are immersed in the cotton candy, it's cotton candy. J it's not asbestos. Came from a walk to see my house on fire.

Oh, you left the oven on. Could be a multitude of things. like leaving the oven on could be just like the sun refracting off like the oven that you left on just unsub from Arwell. that sucks.

used to be up on mishaps and now it's CH to a vacuum sub. Wait, hold on. But it's actually sucks that? Well, that does indeed suck. Yeah, don't see the problem with this that's completely entirely accurate to the subreddit.

Why don't they put like all the of Tik Tok If you really want to be accurate, then you should put your mom on this. Reddit Uncalled for dude. She sucks real good. No, she swallows.

Oh my God. Oh this is the greatest picture I've ever seen. Was here about to draw Satan's cross with Doooo with Kaka Pretty cool though. You can track the path of what the Roomba is doing right.

and the icing on the cake is that he's dressed up to look like a little helpful elf. but he's satanic. This is candle wax I Blew a candle too hard. Oh and got candle wax all over my PC that could be candle wax.

it could be something else. Be honest. Op: What is this? Yeah, candle wax. Nobody just blows candle wax into a computer monitor.

like seriously, it's in front of a computer. What do you more likely to do? Be blowing a candle or be blowing your dick with your mou Delivery driver hung food order on my fence and my dog ate it every single bite. Oh he's going to be all over the place. That salty, fatty delivery food in that quantity dud probably thought he ran into the jackpot.

He's like this is the luckiest day of my goddamn life. In fact I could die after today and I wouldn't give a got my new hot sauces today. Oh oh hey, it's the hot one sauces. They're foreshadowing your toilet bow if you consume those hot sauces.

Yeah, that's true. that's what your toilet. Yeah, so they're like don't bother my friend. Do you want to wreck your toilet bowl? This is what your will be.

Try to save a stray kitten, knit my finger and disappeared into the night now. I Have to get five rabies shots over the next 2 weeks. Don't interrup has rabies. Yeah, don't interact with wild animals you can't even trust like adorable kittens anymore.

No he. you know he does kind of look like he has rabies if you look at his face. Yeah, he. looks like he has rabies.

Just look at his eyes. Dude, he looks pissed. You see an animal that looks like that. Probably better to not touch.

or if you are going to interact, have proper safety gear. A 16-year-old cut down the iconic tree at Sycamore Gap Who lik? That's a damn beautiful tree. Now it's dead. Looks like a broccoli.

He was arrested. thank God I Think he should be cut down just like the tree was cut down. Cop came in and left their gun in the bathroom at my job. don't Why would you pick it up? Can you get like arrested for just like playing with it? Who's going to arrest him? The cop gave my step kid $50 for his birthday.

Within two days, he gave it all to streamers and YouTubers he got nothing for himself. Oh no, he's a streamer simp. Maybe that's actually a very selfless thing. He cares so little about himself that he wants to give it away to other people.

Then sure, instead of buying the Steam games that he wants, he bought Steam games for other people that probably don't even care about them. That's crazy. I Don't know whether or not to be like sad about this or proud of this. My $400 baby monitor has locked previously free features behind a monthly subscription.

These this seems the ACT design huh? when we bought our treadmill. Yeah, was it true that we had to pay like $150 a month to be able to use it? No, not necessarily. So what was that for that was for? If you want to specifically build a program and there's a program with it, Okay, cuz Genie made it sound like we spent $600 in a treadmill and then we had to pay like $100 a month just to use the treadmill. There's no way anyone believes this is an efficient way to display drinks.

Had to open five doors until I found what I wanted. Oh my. God the future ification to start the to start the process of what like finding your drink. wait I Think the store never set it up.

they were supposed to set it up. So what is it supposed to do? Show you what's behind I Think it's run ads. oh so like you can get paid Revenue but then the customers can't see what they're trying to get. Yeah.

Can we just go back to the day where you guys use glass? Yeah. Truly feels like in the future like every single surface we look at is going to be an ad. you go like to a lake. the whole Lake's an ad.

Yes, my boss didn't approve my time sheet and now I didn't get paid this week. Hey blank. Sorry to bother you, but you still haven't approved my time sheets yet. you know I'm on vacation I Understand, However, the time sheets are due and I won't be able to get paid and if it's not approved by you I already asked, but no one is able to approve it besides you, then that sounds like bad planning on your part.

I will sign it when I return I will not get paid then and it will get pushed to the next cycle I Really can't wait that long I can't submit it before the end of the week. so I'm not really sure what I could have done differently. Oh, that's when you quit. Yeah I don't know.

like why he's blaming on him. that's that's weird cuz it's a absolute douchebag of a manager. Yeah, he sounds like a scumbag. Yep.

food safety question. This causes me a concern. This is how my roommate Thaw's Frozen beef unwrapped floating in the sink. It does not appear that he cleaned the sink I'm sure this is massively unsafe he said.

this is how he always does it. Who the are you rooming with? Oh look at that sink. He's like as long as it's floating in the water, it's not actually making contact with the sink so it's fine. He made his own SV machine.

my car got cheesed. He got cheesed. Oh okay, right after my ex broke up with me but she says it was wasn't her yet. She was with her friends who have done this recently.

Okay, I was going to be like I need context to this cuz you don't just say like hey, Bob how's your day? It's definitely your friends because like who the does this you? oh rck you getting a third doll General in our town of only 2,200 people. Holy this will be $3 Generals in a 9M stretch. Plus we have Family Dollar and a Family Dollar Dollar Trea in the same stretch as well. Is it cuz your Town's like incredibly poor so like they feel like they'll get most of their customers here, but you don't? You just need one? They wouldn't make one unless they were going to make money so they know that there's demand.

There's enough demand. someone's playing Monopoly and they're like I need to build four of these in order to upgrade to great house. This is $8 at Starbucks What's with the like layout of the sandwich? it doesn't make any sense to me. The meat density is so high over here and it gets like non-existent here.

Like there's like no love here. There's like nothing here on this side. plus they all. they always look like so dry and old.

Okay you know like when you look at the displays I'm shocked people actually buy that stuff. Door Dash Put a sticker on my windshield. Oh my God. Oh an actual sticker sticker.

Yeah and it left like a mark. Yeah these companies are getting so aggressive before they just put a card. Not good enough bigger paper not going in the Fs. ruin your windshield.

Everyone has that one family member. The best lasagna I've ever had in Italy Then move there. Vacation always is better. California Will Survive he's just showing off lasagna which looks like a damn fine lasagna.

Also, that steak my God that's exactly why I want to go to Italy Do you know my sister's there right now? Really? Dennis Damn. I'm jealous. Mhm. Do you want to see some pictures? R Holy Fu that looks good.

Why does the food here in the states suck? And then that's where are will respond with move There Then if you love us so much I'm out here eating that Stoer lasagna. Hey waited 2 months for a doctor's appointment. Left an hour early. Oh 1 hours, 32 plus delay.

Oh this reminds me of today at a doctor's appointment and there was like 10 minutes worth of extra traffic. but then on the drive back it became worse and it was plus 25 minutes of traffic. Ask my 12-year-old to lock her gate. What am I looking at she did such a good job.

Good job kid. Oh and they can't even open it. Oh because it's against the wall. Yeah, that's why you don't trust 12-year-olds Sister's boyfriend lost his wallet before leaving to go to his mom's so he destroyed your entire house to look for it and he didn't clean up.

No wow, that's some psycho Behavior huh? What? All right that's it for that Sucks. Check in tomorrow, there'll be a new video. See you tomorrow! Peace Bye.