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Yeah, Oh yeah. I Think you can lift the sun. The sun is a girl I Don't need to lift the sun I Just need to lift the feelings of my girlfriend when she's down. You don't do that.

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How's that going to help? Shut up here he comes. Excuse me. Do you know how fast you were going back there? Also, you killed a guy. Oh I'm sorry officer.

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Well then if it says it's going to start, would you like to check out technically the truth Henry Someone asked me what it means to be black and why I choose to use the term Black versus African-American Answer: Elon Musk Is African-amer Oh yeah he is. There's a lot of white people that are African-American right? I Feel like black is just faster Like Africanamerican. it's a lot of syllables. a lot of words.

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Does that hurt? Is it hot? No, it's scratchy and it's so warm. Oh it's like a sunbed. Ah, cats are liquid. Confirmed.

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She just needs pizza and wine. Mhm. It's positive, it's negative. Okay, they're both happy.

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He was so angry He picked me up from school foaming from the mouth, almost got us in the car accident on purpose. took me to his friend's house and when they complimented me, said to them I know, isn't she so pretty if she weren't my daughter I Bend her over this table and her in front of all of you and I was so terrified. My husband who at the time was only my boyfriend of only 4 months and his mom snuck me out the next day and I moved in with them I was 17. Holy oh so this is a person reading the story and saying that they wanted the father like that.

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Oh all the lines being crossed here. Those are not permanent right? You can erase those. Wow, that's that was real or she's an Aess actor. I Would have screamed public outcry over toys that look like food sent to guys and children instead of Real Food Oh my God What? That's such a bizarre thing to make toys of? Don't you wish you could eat this kid customer concerned of a whistling noise when in motion? I'm no Tech but it could very well be your friend.

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What kind of psycho doesn't smile looking into an oven? Every body does because you're seeing your beautiful food being finalized. Yeah, hey yo, that's up dude. It's time to leave. Okay, it's time to get the get the hell out of here.

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like it's so toned and defined like holy Jesus but like what's the purpose of this exercise to show off his legs? What The wedgie Dear A lot I Don't think I've ever been so like impressed by a man's legs. I Think you said the wrong word for turned on. Do girls like not find that attractive? Um, it's a lot to takeen pop. No one sees that out the uh, the ranks of everyone.

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Damn their kiss makes me feel lonely. Dude, let's do some design. When you cancel, you lose access to you'll be charged an early cancellation fee of 109b per the terms of your subscription. If you cancel today, you'll be charged an early cancellation fee.

That's so fing stupid dude. Well I mean it's because you paid for a long-term subscription to get a discount, right? And you canceled early. Oh gotcha! That's exactly why I never do like the year-long sub subscriptions because I know I like I rarely ever use anything for a year straight. What? I Like having the freedom to step away I Don't like long-term commitments except for these for my relationship.

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We sincerely thank you for your continued support. Give me my money back! Yeah I Thought: if you purchase things that meant it was permanent. Is this why your friend is like oh I got to own like the physical copies he to ever take them down Yeah Amazon Amazon did the same thing. Yeah it's scary because like almost everybody buys their media online now like nobody buys like physical copies.

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Oh wow, thanks for your wonderfully helpful comment. Anything else you like to add? Good luck. This is not as bad as some of the other we've seen. Nobody wants to hang out with your kids for free lady unless they're a pedophile and your kids are Tau To them, why don't pedophile Iles Answer these calls.

Yeah, the pedophile would be like I'll pay you actually to be sitting your babies 30-year-old Disappointed she only got two gifts from Xmus program meant for underprivileged children. Okay, I got my letter answered and I only got two gifts that I asked for someone in Florida answered and I'm so happy I Just hope my other gifts can get delivered too! When did you mail your letter? Just wondering praying for a miracle this year. So I was checking to see if my letter was posted yet and didn't see it on there I mailed my first letter the second week of November or so and I mailed my second letter today. That's a pipe dream that I'll get my second letter answer, but at least I said them out how old are you 30? but there were letters from many ages on there, not just kids.

There was a man who's so sweet in his 70s who sent a letter I didn't mention my age in my letters though. I Do not want to be judged Oh, you didn't mention it because you know that nobody woulding give a 30-year-old a present. Yeah, who does that? Who just goes to an underprivileged Children's Program and asks for free gifts like this isn't the soup kitchen my guy, this is for children. Do you please have like $100 or $80 on cash app? I'm first trying to get anything I can get something to eat from my 2-year-old daughter and 4-year-old son then me.

if I have enough right now I have 0er my ex left us in the middle of the night a few weeks back unexpectedly I didn't see her no it was coming I'm so sorry if I'm bugging or bothering you I'm not trying to at no means. if not, thanks. Appreciate! Either way I could get y'all some food you can't cash at me I don't know what that is would you like me to buy y'all some food? Nah so the kids still need food. Send money N I got a freezer full of food I can donate Jesus One word: meth for hundred bucks? Yeah, it's cheap.

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How else did Walter White make all that money yo Walter White meth is expensive because he's good. Most of the stuff out there on the streets just ain't it. Oh yeah, not that I would know anything. Do you know the prices of these things? Y'all just research operation Santa goes live and does not disappoint.

Dear Santa my name is Jasmine and I am the single mother of three and one grandson. I'm sure they would love these things. PlayStation 5 three 16-in tablets, a 55 in TV learning material prek and third grade a guinea pig with supplies. thank you Sanda Wow! very specific.

like you can't just give a guinea. it needs to come with supplies to. how the hell are we supposed to take care of that thing without the supplies? Santa You know what's more amazing? Why don't you have them right? The letter Yeah, right. That would be a lot more like heartwarming than a grown adult demanding like a 55 in TV What is this WOW Letters to Santa spread Joy by adopting letters from individuals or families before adoption ends on December 18th.

Oh I Wear a size 12 in shirts and pants I like sweatpants more than pants and my shw size is three I Really want see Now This is cute. This is what it's meant for. Give some poor kids some clothes you know, not not like a 16in tablet and a PlayStation 5 Dear Santa I am Aubin I'm 13 years old I Want Nike sweatpants? wait small adult. hold on.

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Since we live on a court and the city rarely plows, the delivery would be needed. You got to be reasonable here. Like people give away like chairs you know. or like cookies.

not aing car like. yeah, lightly used. The only car you're going to be getting is like scrap mhm tier time. Are you that excited for tier? No.

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That was it I tried my best. How about you talk to me as if you're talking to a fellow human I Only know how to talk to my Bros How's that go? So uh, what kind of hentai you been watching lately I'm glad you asked. I've watching Tag 4468 yo So how's that lethal company going? huh? Oh, you don't want to get on that topic with me. I'll actually spend a lot time here.

So uh, one piece of the greatest anime of all time. Um, I Agree. See, And then that's when the girl runs right? What? Wait? Really? Yeah I answered all of them. Okay, that's cuz you're you.

But most girls on Tinder would run want to go out Friday for free I should be free. let's go out. by the way, stalk Uig and off to you Huh? Dude. Literally like got a date through like one text and just threw it out the window like immediately after.

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hey that's actually smart. Oh okay, that work. that's a child's casket. Oh yikes, You're right.

that's fing small. That's disturbing. Damn it's freezing out and I can't find my ear M anywhere you don't happen to have a set of thighs I could borrow, do you? haa you know now that you mention I've always called my left leg Thanksgiving and my right one Christmas I Love it. If you paid a visit between the this is a man, this is a man is throwing out like the Reddit like pickup lines that men use on girls.

Oh it's freezing out and I can't seem find my air muffs anywhere. Do you happen to have a set of thighs I Could borrow? ha certainly do. I hate the cold too. Would love to have someone to keep warm.

Oh I strongly agree with that yo. he's picking up all the ladies. Okay, he's the line. Love it I have a very strong pair you can borrow haha that's what a guy loves to hear I love that you want to eat me out.

What the fuckud he's getting all the girls. This is the secret. Talk about thigh Suffocation Can you handle the heat? Is the sky blue? Do Dicks float going to need that one explained a bit? L It was a genuine question but we can get into it. B Get to the final.

What? How is he getting all the girls? This feels like a cheat code like this feels like it needs to be patched. The next update for woman cuz this is way too easy and woman shouldn't be this easy. You want to check out our anime showing our Japanese friends what we're fighting for? You think that's kind of offensive? No, they pull out theirs. Oh okay.

people with siblings incest Hentai only child absolutely enjoys the Me: There's got to be a lot of only children out there because there's a lot of incest. you know? I'm going to say people with siblings actually also start ding on it right? I Feel like the people siblings have to also be doing it too because there's so much of it and it's so popular. There's not that many only children in this world for there to be that many views on those videos. So somebody's joining the wrong side, not me.

Choices: and RPG games be like what? Why does every rain related comment need to be about? M That's exactly why choices in RPG games be like. it's like that choice wasn't even about that. That's why most games I Just choose the first option because it doesn't matter. All right, That's it for mixed Reddits.

Thanks for letting us do this for all these years. See you next time. Peace Bye.