Ginny, what are you expecting to do today? Unexpected wow, good guess, because we're doing aren't unexpected how unexpected help huh stuck in my head help. You don't say that help people are gon na. Think i'm kidnapping you, which is not the case, help. Oh, we just ruined the first unexpected video he's so cute.

His head is so big and his body is so big and yeah. It fits in that tiny little tunnel what a pleasant surprise, what a great unexpectation bro calculated every possibility before he spoke. I mean this is like extremely heavy. Can you just hold it real, quick? What this is wow this guy's just got like the calmness demeanor in the world you scan through every one of those classes.

Like none of my classes, why would she be holding my hand? She thought i was cute. I am wearing nice clothes today, but a girl will never do this. Hmm and then there's a camera there's camera nearby. I i respect his ability to be comfortable with such silence in front of me.

That's incredible. I wish i could be that comfortable and then he looks back at his. I was like wait. What's wrong, she's like i'm pissed off and they go on for a drink at the cafe and she's still upset, and then she sees something and says: wait right there i'll be right back and she's like oh, where did he go and he she sees that he's Flirting with the girl in the red dress, she is devastated and so she's at home, crying eating a bucket of ice cream and he's like hey baby.

What's up and she sees the red dress. Oh, he got the red dress for her. That's why he was looking at that other girl because he wanted to be like honey. I think you look real cute in that red dress.

That's actually love it. He stopped her. He said, excuse me, but my girlfriend would love your dress and she said. Oh, yes, i bought it off of servando and she was like.

Oh my god. I can't believe you did this for me and she's like wait. A second. I already broke his ps4 she's already dead.

This is what you do. You buy him a ps5 yeah. I don't think this makes any sense, because i don't think a guy like sees a dress on a girl. It's like damn that's hot.

I want that for my girlfriend. You know you're at least not like henry give me the sauce for that dress. We were out in the mall and then kyle was like. Oh there's, a girl with a hot body, and he was like.

Why didn't you tell me he was a joke. You had to be there. I was there, it was a joke. I was there and it wasn't that funny.

Let's go sleep, let's go, i think the universe is trying to tell you. You got ta sleep fam i feel like this is how your pie charts be looking as well. Look, i simply do what the key says and the key says, but what about like working out? Have you ever wanted to like yeah? She didn't land on that. So are you saying i'm fat sleep quite a lot and that seems to be your uh.

Your choice for a lot of things that escalated quickly. Thank you for calling papa john's. What can we get started for you? Would you like to try one shopping pizza for 7.99? This is domino's houston, you're selling, a large one-topping pizza for 6.99. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you trying to uppercut our prices? Is that what you're doing - and you called us wait - this is papa john's.

You dominos, your pizza tastes like okay, i didn't know pizza salesmen were so proud of their work and it's like fast food. Both of them and they're both like aliens, we won't go to earth they'll experiment on us torturous. Meanwhile, humans huh. This is a chandelier holy.

What the okay, these commercials are really weird. I don't like them. Oh yeah, oh god, these commercials are really really weird. I'm pretty sure this is like some kind of fetish when you like, allow other people like consume you or something.

Is this like a like a different form of vore, an old toyota? Commercial is okay, love that, but i don't know if that's true, though, aren't honda's the one that are like really good reliability. We should have honda and toyota on the phone and then put them together and be like plus, like a like. A hot girl like for spaghetti, strap falling down, walking towards your car you're, just asking to be gang banged by like five guys in like the next five minutes. You know like that's always what that leads up to girl has a very unique action to the slingshot ride.

Okay, those sounds little worrying, but this was really crazy and she's. Just like he's like what the the the what yeah. What do i feel bad for, like the next person that has to like take her spot yeah yeah, the like puddle, it left the puddle, the what it's a puddle. I don't know yeah, that's crazy! How girls can just like get off by doing that? You know, like you guys, can just like ride a horse and be like oh yeah.

You know like we can't all the back to school essentials. Why is it graphic this year? My mom got me the perfect bag? Yes, bulletproof, these headphones are just what i need for studying. I feel like. I can see this a mile away.

These new sneakers are just what i need for the new year yeah. It's you already know it's a real must-have. My parents got me the skateboard. I wanted it's pretty cool.

These scissors really come in handy in our class. No, that's not going to do anything cool wow! This is getting really dark. Oh glad, i got this phone my own phone to stay in touch with my mom yeah, at least my mom. Will know before i die probably wish you got that bulletproof vast time.

This is really up. Why did they make this back to school time? And you know what that means. There's no lesson here: it's just it's back to school time. It's time for you to die in yeah.

What is this a horror movie? Hey bunny. Could you go take out the trash please shut up. Mama dad we're just joking is just a prank. It's just a prank, it's okay, big guy! This is supposed to be funny because that's kind of terrifying shut up mama, although yeah, i kind of like that, the dad is like you do not disrespect your mom, like that's really nice jeannie.

If my son ever tells you to shut up you'll, be like, oh god worked dude, oh man, gossip, basically genie iron kids are not allowed to disrespect you if they disrespect you they disrespect me. I think it's gon na happen because you disrespect me they're gon na be like mom. Your eggs are i'm like and then she'll be like he's right. You know they're, so picky scrambled eggs.

I actually know the answer to this one, but i'll. Let you guys see for yourself nice bowl of scrambled. Oh oh dude, i didn't know raccoons gon na be so cute. Okay, although not gon na lie they're literally raccoons, you could feed them trash.

That's true! I don't know why you're seeing that trash pandas for a reason - oh my god, i just want my own, like i make these every morning for her. This is raccoon - probably has no idea what the is going on. Yeah he's probably like is this heaven and did i die, i'm pretty sure i lived. What did i do to deserve this? I don't understand picking out lettuce from a trash can today, i'm being i'm a king, i'm a king, i'm a king amongst mortals american surprises.

Chinese man, by speaking his native dialect, whose niece fazoni's fusonis fusuong nice um - okay - i don't know if he's speaking out his ass now, but what's that you're american, but it sucks that's number one way to make chinese people respect. You is by speaking their language perfectly because it's almost impossible, yeah speaking chinese, like fluently with all the right intonations, is like one of the hardest things to do in the world. If you're, not chinese, well make walnuts, so i just landed in new york city and i'm so excited to get. Oh, hey, i'm walking here, i'm really excited.

Listen to me. We don't talk like that. We don't say things like that. You understand.

Do you understand? Okay, sorry forget about it. This would literally be genie like she head to new york, and this would be the first line that she would say, hey, i'm walking here. Is that not what you would do? Okay, but now you know what's gon na happen. If you do that yeah, i won't do that.

I won't say that that escalated quickly. Why the does she do that touching his crotch yeah? He didn't fight her say: hmm, that's why she was like smacked yeah. No, if, if some girl did that to me, while i was staying right next to genie, i'd slap, the out of her genie, i'd be like you think, you're doing my future wife is right here. How dare you disrespect your authority piece of, and then i put your hand on my crotch? That's how i met your mother and the packers are going to win it.

Aj green was a target and he never looked for the look. I didn't not only not look. It looked like he was almost blocking out the earth entire future with this girl, their wedding, their marriage, their children, the whole up thing same place like you'll, save some money and then you're gon na get cancer and then we're i'm gon na watch. You die horribly and i'll, be so sad, too bad.

She probably just walks off and never sees him again man trying to solve a rubik's cube blindly, but in a different way, interesting. How he's not doing anything? Wait? What what would he get that wait? He's trying to form the same pattern, what the fudge, so he memorized his strokes, not necessarily because he threw it up in the air so that switches it up. Why do people do this? I don't know because they're amazing me and the boys trying to look cool. That's the coolest guy right there, stick it all in your mouth, oh imagine what else you can fit in his mouth.

A banana. The super slow-mo bullet is that glass dude that cup's made out of water. What that's beautiful, though i wish animators would learn how bullets i just want to like drink that cup. You know just like take the whole cup and just is beautiful.

Yes, scratched that ass, oh he got caught on, but oh no he's awk now he's like he saw me wiping my ass. Does that like actually feel good, because, like all animals, do it right? It makes me curious. Why don't you try i kind of want to yeah buttered coffee people are adding butter to coffee and here's. Why sounds like a youtube viral video because they're initiated i? I knew that they was gon na go something like because they're psychopaths yeah.

I bet you just get like a million views on youtube, so people are like what butter to coffee could this possibly enhance my life yeah? I can't really think of any um solid, practical purpose right because, if you want to add creaminess just add cream at that point, what you're supposed to blend, if you're doing keto it's a great way to start your morning. Are you just screaming? What are you doing? Road rage is getting crazy. Well, that was scary. I'm uninjured, i'm uninjured, i'm not sorry.

Okay! No! No! Anger! No anger! Let's just sorry! Let's just take this calmly. Do you think? That's a number! I'm sorry. Do you think this is recording i'm gon na turn this off? Now i appreciate like how calm he is like that's insane here in the us, like you, cut somebody off and they're they're getting out of their cars with a bat like ready to beat the out of you break your goddamn knees. You know i mean meanwhile, in the uk, you cause a guy to flip his car.

Just like it's right. Modern problems require modern solutions: greed, everybody sings and with our busy lives, people don't have time to pay for evil deeds. The old-fashioned way. That's why? God has immaculately inseminated our phones with a new app called.

It works just like old roman catholic indulgences, which allowed you to donate money to reduce punishment for your wrongdoings syndrome makes avoiding eternal punishment so much easier. I know that cheating on my husband has a price. That's a price i already paid for wait. No from garden variety, offenses like lying to your parents to more advanced infractions like organizations, genocide set aside i'll pay; 25 million.

It's fine, whether you just murdered your uncle or sodomized, the ghost. What you've never been closer to the kingdom of heaven? Every time you pay for a sin, the money you don't know directly to the congregation of your choosing sin. The wages of sin are no longer death. That's like me, paying you up front like here's a thousand dollars now, i'm gon na go cheat on you and it's it's fine, because i already i already paid off that that issue right a little bit more.

Oh okay, like i would say, ten thousand dollars. Ten thousand dollars daily every time you cheat ten thousand dollars, pay me ten thousand dollars. I can cheat on you for ten thousand dollars every day. What, if i cheat once one time payment will be like three million dollars: three million dollars, one time: payment, hey siri.

What's 365 times, 10. 000.. 3.6 million. Oh, did you want? You have to ask siri for that yeah wow! That's an interesting uh stance that he's got wow really peaceful! Oh, oh, my god was that unexpected genie did you expect that no what'd, you think, was gon na happen? I thought it was like a joke.

Like he'd just see his wife and be like ha ha it's funny. Would he just go to his wife and be like this yeah? That's, that's the wholesome, ending make sure to uh smash like if you would bring your fingers to to lovely genie, and just do that. Are you bullying me? Oh, i mean what are you doing all right? Thank you so much for watching we'll see you next time. Peace,.