Don't you love variety? I do Well that's great because today we're looking at all kinds of reddits. Would you like to check out some? Tick Tock Thoughts: No yeah. thick ass bored. this is supposed to function.

Does she know how to stop? She's on the right side of the road I'm so but yeah that that truck was not slowing down, he was going about the same speed he yeah she died, she died foreign I'm not wearing any socks and I have the panties to match what her socks. So there's new tick tock Trend it's called the POV you're laying on my lab trend someone lies on your lap. The first thing these girls do is like I'm like why do you do that Wow there's a lot of things looking back at me. Holy this is funny.

That looks like they're here tonight. They just went like playful to your Jed I'm not laying on your lap. Do you think we could? maybe I don't know I am in the bathtub. You want to put the phone in the lab? we can.

Sure we can record a little video. Put your lap together. No no wait, put your lot together All right. Let's see how it turned out.

eh. we can't see anything. It's pretty hot. we can't see anything.

What a romantic Trend wait wait hold on. Do you know what? Sitting on a person's lap I mean laying on a person's life. Everyone says you're straight, don't question it Genie Oh my God don't worry about it. Oh my oh my God Suddenly gay.

Oh yes, This is always a good one. Why can I Vagina I'm a guy by the way. and this includes a guy who only gets off to eat. Nobody can help a homie like a fellow homie.

You know, who else has buttholes. Men look a butthole is a butthole. You know all of us have buttholes. Okay honey.

by that definition, gay cops give me tickets. My guy found two of them. Wait, are they actually gay? I mean they're smiling. so they're probably gay.

I'm really happy about that. Oh I Thought you just said a smiling cop is a gay cop. I'm like that's very I mean they literally are gay. Yeah, being gay means happy.

Yeah, they're gay because they're smiling okay too. Yeah I am gay occasionally. bro. I Think someone in our gang is gay I think it's James Why do you think that he's kind of cute? but then doesn't that mean he's gay? Yeah, that's why James doesn't get your game.

Well, maybe he's like cutesy and hence he's gay. You can be a cutie and still be straight I Can be a cutie sometimes. Yeah, and you're gay occasionally. so it makes checks out.

Wow. Cool ready. Genie One more Okay, no I'm on my period. No I have diarrhea.

What's wrong with like diarrhea? doesn't diarrhea like clear out the tract? It's yeah, but it's very like liquidy so it just kind of clears it out. You know I Think it'd be worse if you had like constipation. No. but if I were gay which I'm not I wouldn't want my partner to have constipation because that means there might be still like poop stuck up in there and I might like hit a wall of kaka I have your decoded with some kakas and hit a wall.

Yeah, like a little poop Waters right? Whatever. but like getting into a solid clump of poop. Genie Henry you're weird. Okay, you want to do different Reddit Which Reddit would you like to do? Fire will go there temporarily? You mean you mean coyote found a squeaky toy? I accidentally fell left outside.

Turns out coyote loves squeaky toys too. Oh coyotes are giant puppies. I Thought that coyote is like oh so much fun. So much fun I Have no master to love.

Why would somebody play with me from depression? Oh yeah, I'm not a dog. Somebody throw the ball please. Oh yeah I don't have a home. wait.

this is your backyard. Dude, you live. Are you? King Charles yo. Why do you live in a state? a palace Bruce Wayne's Reddit burner I I know are you 17th century French wrist crap for teeth sorry really? who the is the backyard like that I want to like look up this guy's username What? you're being weird respect that also falls in love with your Foster kitten.

Thank you Foreign. How can you not fall in love with that hun? Everybody would be like yes, baby, come here some cats are let me give you a good old Lick in the ears that literally go like why are you all right That was a great visit to our oh what else do we got? Um, that's not a thing you could try. it's not. Look at our iron.

Would you like to apply for an important identification number I would want to be hired one second before disaster. not some bolts that I found. well I say found unscrewed where did you unscrew them from uh I'd rather not say oh dude I wish they would just continue with this and it's like all right, we'll take a five minute break and it comes back. Oh Bill how come there's more uh, screws and bolts on your desk and then another light.

just false free fish. It's like in Twilight Princess oh no no no no it was too big. Yes please tell me that the cat was safe. The fish is like reverse Uno Did he make it or out of the gym? Uh oh yep, he's gonna die.

Oh foreign. oh no, is he gonna attack that guy? Oh did they put the bottle there because that's just just hear a genius dude. How come that guy doesn't tell him that there's a guy with the little yeah oh I think he knows Oh I think he knows. Oh Oh yeah, you're so spider alert.

Oh it's grounded. Oh my. God you little spider dude. This game was terrifying.

Oh oh dude, that's this is exactly why Ginny and Nightmare is playing this game actually What other Reddit do you want to do? I'll be terrifying. Would you actually want to do that? Yeah I Want something to like? What? Me: Oh up. Okay, maybe I regret my decisions. This container transports a disease which has no cure.

What if they're just like joking, It's like Polygma. You open it. It's a box of liquor. It's just a box of ligma.

The view from my grandmother's sun room. I mean as long as the water doesn't come crashing through her? Windows Lake I Want to be there and experience that the water is going to come crashing, there's got to be something. Wait, hold on. That's why instead of carving the jack-o-lantern myself this year, I poked a bunch of small holes in a pumpkin and stuffed the holes of peanut butter.

I Then let the squirrels go at it for two days. The result is something truly disturbing. It's like one of those horror movies where like the mice eat the people like from the inside out. Truly in the spirit of Halloween dog walking around your house at night, well don't do that.

Don't do that. Don't do that. Why does the oh okay, ceiling has one arm? No, he has one missing leg. Is it an arm or does it alike? They have four legs Henry and he has or do they have four arms? You are the arms or the legs.

body size. shallow, whole grave behind my knee. Dig it. dig.

What if it's like the perfect shape for your body? No I wasn't like a murder to like chug that up. He's ready to like kick you in there and just no I'm gonna beat the murder I'll kill myself and throw myself in there. Okay, all right Jim what else do we got I'm gonna go to hell tag. not my Ariel expectations.

You can't even pick your own husband. What makes you think you can pick your own? Ariel Oh yeah, that was. um, that's kind of cruel. That was like because she can't pick her own husband.

At least let her pick something. Please let her pick your own. Ariel You gonna laugh? No look at me I Am The Little Mermaid Now look at me. no.

Why is this one so funny? Out of all this is the one that's gonna get you to laugh. Probably because like I know it's like I am the captain right? I am the captain now. but I just want to imagine you like put on the way it doesn't tell me oh what the I Love this guy. Oh this tick-tocks are so good I Just got an alien in there dude.

Yeah I'm not gonna I've never seen a baby so violently kicking I've seen of Hentai to know what this is. well what would it be I like how all the responses are emojis. they just do not speak. they're like we're not gonna We're not gonna say it What? Reddit do you want to do Genie I like how the DIY are his tears what? I know you believe you've seen the worst shoes ever.

but no you haven't at first I was like okay. Revolver heels are kind of weird but you're being a little harsh and then I saw the true horror of these shoes. I could see like a like a cowboy wearing this. what's that movie that we watched Power of Dog? Yeah a Power of Dogs No.

Henry they would not wear this. be practical for like hard labor. We built a double decker couch so that the people on the bottom can see the legs and feet. This could be for some feet fetishes I Feel like it could save some space.

like if you have a lot of friends and you watch a movie why don't they just sit on the floor then I mean at that point it also in your feet right? Artistic wedding out potholes, put a little, you put a lobster in there. wait that's really sick but like how could you afford to do that and is that legal because then like when the state has to come fix it, they're like, why is there a lot Why is there a lobster here? Man-made black ice? yeah I mean I appreciate the creativity I think if I saw that like that, would that would probably make my entire week. But yeah, but for my amusement, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make I Went camping but forgot to bring a shot glass. That's the second worst reason anyone would carve a hole in a block of spin.

dude. at that rate, why not just take the can, rinse it out, and wash it, and use that as like a cup. At that point, just drink it from the bottle. But I could totally see somebody using this.

for the other reason, they're probably like microwave the spam for like 30 seconds and get it nice and warm. I bet it'd feel like nice and this media. it's the kind of slime you spam you get really slimy Tyrion man laptops are getting hot. Repair guy did this to combat overheating.

Yikes. dude. wait, technically why not. but like if this is a solution, then why don't they all just make laptops basically made of holes? I'm like I just put like a million holes in the laptop.

All right, that's it for mixed reddits. Leave a like if you want to lie down on my lap and look up at my beautiful triple chin. Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time.

Peace Foreign.