R Today we're checking out my Instagram real my Instagram real. The sole purpose of this video is to remind you that I have really nice Oh okay okay yeah well at least they have the nutritional label. Also, you think if that were actually their Bre smoke, these would sell out faster than Jordan's sorry that was a weird question I don't understand why people would see this and be like oh man my appetite just sworded I used to have one of these when I was a kid. it's so what is this I was going to say I used to have these and then I saw those spikes I'm like never mind I never had these but like just why.

Thanks man tell me you live in the Pacific Northwest without telling me you live in the Pacific Northwest I'm always sad I'm like I hope there's like water on the other side. Get those elbows out. let's make this happen. Let's go.

This got to hurt New Year New You 2020 is yours Man let's make it happen. It's I Saw the screen change Henry right there. oh my. God I'm a God impressive that's fake.

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there goes all his brain cells. There goes your fan AR you want to pull up your Tik Tok sure guess my fart. Wow that's amazing I can do hry spr okay I can do jeans no he's GNA die Oh snap oh what the that's a whole thing I thought your voice was going to be like oh that's too bad and it turns into a turns out it's a guy hey bro you trying to go eat trying to eat your ass yo you need a red yeah I need you to ride me yo pass me the ball which ones like she'd rather have two guys instead of shut up and kiss me hold up that wasn't even like a creative put or anything. Yeah Henry I think just wanted to make out with him.

You literally turn everything gay I'm not gay I'm really really straight. you're as straight as Skittles like many young adults I felt scared to face the real world. This is until I discovered getting a master's degree by getting a master's degree I get to avoid adulthood and instead live a life without sleep, money or friends. with my master's degree in progress.

the only thing I'm missing is 5 years of experience to Le my dream unfa internship. Yeah it's crazy like I don't get why people get master's degrees because nowadays in order to work at Starbucks you need a master's degree she's got a masters in putting a smile on my face. That's not true W Be honest right that that's why you learned how to do the kick stand for the for the girl. Yeah, what do you mean? Do you think girls care about skateboards and cool motorcycles? Yes! I Thought that's why you wrote a skateboard to pick up chicks I No that was for convenience I Want a motorcycle? but V's like I'm going to die.

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whose mans is this? There's not a single male character on there. There's nothing wrong with liking anime. There's like one thing to enjoy anime and put like Naruto stickers. but there's another to put like the Starbucks logo girl with her py spread wide on your gask hi wow Touching me.

She's touching me I'm not touching you. You're touching me I'm not touching you touching me. It's free air. Wow Lelon and's Stitch really holds up Huh? Men are just not as like socially prolific as woman.

Someone must have took Stitch lover 6 Wait a second I wish I could do that. Oh I do laundry so much more often. That's top of the oh yeah. this should have self-folding clothing.

You just throw it and folds itself. is man? Okay, he's the guy that absolutely loves watching Cat videos all day. Yeah, it's kind of rude. He's not treating the cat with respect.

The cat's like what? the man I'm just here for an interview Is this you wouldn't understand CH I Don't think you understand either. Don't get it. Hey Bobby look look I'm American I think I'll use my credit card. Do you guys have anything non-dairy anything? glutenfree? huh? Oh that's act yeah I Never lead you to getting lost I Always guide you the right way.

We get lost all the time Henry Is this how you greet thy gim Bros I don't have any gim Bros if you had Jim Bros back in the day I'd probably slap his hand and then suck his I sh by myself talking to my pool. who the is thaty to push it all. This seems pretty up your alley. how you seem to poop a lot by yourself singing.

That's clearly why Instagram's recommending this to you I never do this. It's okay to be embarrassed about it. You don't have to lie to check my social media seees this is right up my alley. not The Poop part but this one.

if I wanted to say that I would have wrote it I said I said what I said okay well what you say was some well I mean like cuz the people at the top have to be honest with each other to get things to happen. oh my God he's in the group call with all dogs. Oh crap got you bro yo I think I'm sick I have a sore throat. What were you doing? your throat yo.

Peace out man, yo peace out bro. Oh what the oh what? The everything just sounds sexual to guys and there's like no way for them to outlet it except for whoever's there and it happens to be a guy, then it's just gay. These Ruffles are salty but you're a girl. Genie oh SAS SAS SAS SAS Hey we were all cringy little kids like this one cringe just SED like he really did put his heart into exactly.

He did an amazing like rendition. The spitting was kind of weird but like the emotion like he could be voice actor. oh let me crack this egg. one two three.

the disrespect. that was a very nice yeah that really wasn't a little bit of that girl. didn't even say anything and then you have to mix it really. Oh let's go.

Wow What the dude that is the most chill kid. but just don't do this dude. Do you think they have salmonella on their head now? Yeah exactly. Don't do this.

which Asian is the most toxic Vietnamese Men: Why? Because the majority of Asian Fu boys are men or are men are Vietnamese men which Asian is the most toxic I Personally think all men are toxic but Filipinos and VI P wait you dat a I did yeah I did. Was he toxic? The fact that you got to think about that. oh boy, what is their definition of toxic? he wasn't a nice person but like I don't think he was toxic Am I a nice person. Damn these Ruffles are salty aren't they take a step ofi once this time on the devil let's St on Temptation let's St Bible Slide real smooth Bible slide oh my God this so cute.

They all probably thought themselves so witty like oh my God you Praise Jesus and everything we do. make the logo bigger, make it pop. the file does not open in Microsoft Exel Microsoft EXC I Know what I want when I see it? Oh god. Oh after I put it out, the chip doesn't what.

your rates are very high. Why do you try so much? Oh, pay that one-year-old invoice first. Yeah. Designers probably.

uh, get the most abused out of every career. Why don't designers just do better art you? I'm just going to get one All right. It's just one All right. How bad could one be? It's not that expensive.

it's not. Well I mean I have to get it a friend right? I mean who's who's he going to talk to? He's going to get bored and and you know what if they get sick of each other, you know they they need a third guy and and you know honestly it's money is not a problem for me. I I can afford it. It's not.

That's how it always starts. For example, you know our Gundam I'm going to buy another one CU Yeah I Feel like Gundams are cool to collect right? because you actually have to build them and work towards them. Yeah, whereas these are just like you have a lot of explaining to do to people who will walk into your room. Hey Kimchi um can you give me some TP man I'm like stuck in the toilet.

Yeah oh mother I you hear that? get the TP or else oh my. God I mean hey look look if it works you know his name is Kimchi. Can you swap these for a $10 bill? Please that would be that would be really great. Fantastic! Thank you very much.

Just count it. Make sure for me that's definitely 10. Oh it's Nine Nine. Yeah.

Oh okay. hang on there you go that that'll be 10 then fantastic. In fact, wait hang on. If I give you that, that's 20 could you give me a $20 bill that that would be even better? Yeah, thank you so much Mate! Cheers for that! Okay thank you mate.

have a good one Cheers! Easiest $10 you'll ever make. What? how through the power of confusion wait I got confused I would fall for the scam. same I watched Dre a Dion I know he came out for money but I just don't know how the steps occurred to get there of how he got more M I was so confused oh oh is this the is this stuff that you want me to dress as that's never happen. Do you want to watch like K dramas? You know how Kai keeps talking that we I'm not to watch Kramas I've literally never seen one I think besides maybe seeing my mom watch one, do you think you'll get like a lot of learning experience from them? I'm not going to dress like them.

hey skin care his skin care hey it works and we look great I Know the girl looks like crap. What is it with that? God is unfair Unfair management. It's time for year end Bonus: Ah just a little bit. Wow that is nothing That's literally nothing.

What do you even tasting right? It's the Mickey scene. Look, inflation is rough man. times are tough. These are the sandwiches that we got to start making ourselves.

PE When your girlfriend is mad at you, they are obsessed with bags in Shanghai I Don't know why I know this. Oh oh so you want a Beijing girl? but I think one thing is universal. Woman being pissed off at their men that transcends culture, country, countes regions. Whatever Do you do you ever think? maybe it's cuz y'alls do that pisses them off.

What's your salary expectation? What the? What's your budget? We don't have a budget. Oh okay, what's the market rate? A little down at the moment? Oh I believe I Bring a lot to the table. okay. possibly but a Prett standard role.

Oh I Want to get back back to on this? Oh well. we much rather have an initial number. Nice. What is this weird salary discussion? It's the war nobody knows about.

Like you know, like how to discuss like money. Really, this is like what do you do to get like the highest rate? Yeah hey me. what's my salary expectation? $10 million? Let's make it four million? Yeah yeah the hell yeah. Give me the money.

let's go. All right. let's check out my Instagram uh oh Okay all right I think I'm in the I May on the wrong account. Let's let's go to a different oh no.

don't tell me the entire ceiling is going to go down I See a crack? Do you see unless she going to be good, that was me. Are you doing? Why are you still peeing? Magna He's not peeing. He's not in the position. He is in the position.

That's the peeing position. Oh my God. dude. there's a paid actor behind him.

yellow Gatorade Dude that dog has no like shame either. It's like this is what you get for not taking me out. Dude: what did you do to piss him off this kid? I Love y I Get it Lookie I Got that box. You know what? I'm saying.

He did not finish loading. He looks like my hairy airpod. Oh my God I See how it looks like an airpod you just self sodomized Henry I thought you would have felt in like cancel that animation. Where's the one finger? yes the legendary one finger no JY no I have four fingers guys my and I washing it very fast and I just got my nails done and they were so pointy.

Uh do you know that I stabbed my wait that's true if a girl has nails like that, how do they wash their how do you wash your do you like or how else do you wash a butthole I thought it's more of like well but what if someone wants to like Rim me I got to make sure oh oh okay that's a fake fart. no that's a whoopy Christian nobody can go for that strong for that long. He got the wrong kind of master's degree. That's racist.

Oh you can't do that in front of kids. Am I allowed to do that in front of kids I don't have milk in there I don't have milk inside Oh damn this kid started younger than all of us. This isn't illegal though because they're the same age. Hry hello I'm so angry All the girls are using electronic vibrators with lost off batteries.

Why do they not help the planet by using their fist or wooden dildo? fig yourself or ask your friends to do it. Yeah and all the times the girls use like the showerheads and waste all that water you tell them Greta Thornberg girls are the biggest waste of resources I I Mean girls waste the most resources. They're not the biggest waste of resources. This is the dumbest one I've ever seen.

where I watch this. Oh oh my no. like upper body strength to do that on today's episode of men doing anything but go into therapy. What the these guys have a special mind.

Can I know what's on his mouth like what's the white powder all over his? it's the bad moon. sorry is that a is that it? That's his talent. Oh no the woman are impressed. oh no he's actually going to get get a a green I Want to say I would give him a green cuz how many people do you know could do this? Yeah, it's pretty hard now right? Oh my.

God God Damn yo. Why does that look like a human? Serious? like? doesn't that look like a human's ass In 18 years of my life I've never seen a black kid with Down Syndrome God doesn't punish a person twice. Wait, but he's he's kind of right though. No there there are black kids with Down Syndrome Yeah oh they do exist.

What? you see that one I didn't see a black person until 20. Those are the best 20 years of my life. Jesus Christ We're a real bad part of Instagram You know? Yeah I don't know how we get out of here. go back to M him me but then we just go back to Asiia land.

Me: I'm not Asian I'm just in the head so let's give him sh. it's terrifying how accurate Instagram could be. Is that true? Am I in the head you know you are okay. Are you just like all Asian Yeah yeah.

We found a strange area blocked off at a mall so we wanted to find out what they were hiding. Didn't take long till we found a secret entrance to the basement. The whole downstairs when is abandoned right under the active. Mall Wow your mall has a huge underground area.

We did some s exploring and found a suspicious hole that we wanted to check out. Tight squeeze but it led us to tunnels that never seem to end. What's that sound? Follow them all the way into this office that had tons of maps of the underground passages. This looks ancient.

We kept going only to find more endless tunnels under the whole city. You're in the back rooms. Dude we were scared because we were completely lost in miles of underground tunnels. You getting serious? There's no way out in sight and it started turning into a maze so they still use it.

Doesn't like every city have like an underground area. Wait so what is the back rooms? It's like SCP type of idea I Kind of want to play it cuz the concept sounds cool. you're you're B insane dude. life is just not fair.

You know it could be that guy's fault. like how he might have not installed that. Well that definitely looks aftermarket. This is the Special Olympics right? This is a real sport.

Yeah, like the amount of courage it probably takes to be able to do this. I Have a question. Why is he the only one? The only competition you have is against yourself? Oh okay. fair enough.

that's so tiny is that for gnomes? Henry Why are you so surprised to see these? What are you trying to say as in as in I'm surprised when I when I should be very familiar with them because you got a smaller size. What holy that's the scariest thing I've ever seen H they're aiud even theing people it's called AI yeah you're right. After that body was never found. oh no oh dude, that's insane.

His entire body can be like rolled into a ball and put inside of this man's arm. Rude. but yeah Bigfoot found in for just the fat guy. oh man, look at him.

oh no big fot. this feels like the most like guy humor. like do you think like this would show up on any girl's recommended page I Laugh I Don't know if I needed to see this. did anyone want this? Did anyone request this? Are you happy? the internet exists? No.

I'm not. Wait they think short guys are cute. Oh yeah oh my God like a little child I'm just kidding releasing gas can't try this trick I Love how everyone's staring. Hry come here come here I hope you release that guess I thought like all you had to do is just like push on the stomach.

no still when the intrusive thoughts are too powerful. oh okay I thought he was going to run him over for a second assault seual assault. Is this sad that like cows don't have rights so like if someone slapped their ass like that like they couldn't do anything about it, it's terrible. You wouldn't be mad if someone did that to you am I a cow? yeah you? no hey I a your dad up your dad up nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like bringing your family a gelatinous test DK this is my favorite American dessert that I I don't want to know how to make that.

Everyone's like so disgusted all these videos and like saying like I wish there was a dislike button but then why is everyone watching this and why does Instagram keep showing this to us What nice car. Why my brother me this brother said this, it's a nice car though. What is it the Subaru WRX Subu no subu sub AO to this channel I'm sorry guys is so cringe right now your partner is going to sit in the back seat in the middle, legs wide open. You are going to sit with your legs together over insides of the front seat to kind of like pull your weight up and then you can come up and down.

What's great about this position is you can also grab the headrest, lean back and do some grinding. or you can even lean back over one shoulder of your partner and grind like this. What? I Thought this was like educational until I realized like oh no, this is educational oh what? What The Am I watching on this is the real glug Lu 6000 Is this reversed? You think your girl was crazy? Do that to me. Oh my god oh oh no that's actually badass.

But first order of business Pikachu Must twerk with the fattest ofes this is North Korean I thought she was Chinese because we also say that too but we say n what what's going on S That's true. How's he filming this? The that he's kind to witness sir your balls can you stoping? m I didn't need to understand the Indian quite clear. So what happened there? That's enough internet for the day. How could you do that to my my wife.

The way she got her hard metal ass rammed by his hard metal dick your index finger and tell the patient you are going to insert your finger into his rectum and that it will be cool and that it will be cool Like trust me, bro, this is. It's going to be cool. This is the fun part. It's cool.

Man, it's cool. It's not homo. It's not. It's not gay.

It's cool. on Medi Big They are What is this song? Medium Peace. All right, that's it for Instagram Grand on these nuts. Hope you have a happy holidays and I hope your voice cracks as much as I did.

All right, we'll see you next time. Peace Bye Thank you so much for watching guys.