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If 99 of people find you unattractive, then around 75 million people on Earth still find you attractive. Oh wow, my self-confidence is shot up. Oh my. God Not to be a Debbie Downer but isn't like half of them the same sex and then like only like 10 of those that are within your actual age range and then only like one percent of those Raks within your vicinity.

Well done. I'm gonna do calculation because shut up Really small. I Still three million, Three million 700 but then only like one percent of that is within your vicinity. 375 000 people Maybe like five percent are actually your like personality type I Still hundred eighty Seven thousand people.

Are you doing the math? I am doing I I said five percent, not 50. 18 One percent, right? I think I did ten percent. Even after partying with his friend, they're always there for him. It was the most important event on his life among his old friends.

and Rivals only this chick showed up. his mother was chilling with his old geezer back home. Oh my. God Are they genie? That's inappropriate.

But yes, yes they are. Are they actually they? Of course, have you seen the memes? Do you remember this one? Oh, it's a thing you know. Meanwhile, these guys bought the tickets to watch and cheer him on. Team Rocket The best villain ever! That's right.

Team Rocket They actually look kind of cute Jessie actually looks like kind of cute. Also, is that like a McDonald's cat Pokemon This morning my Starbucks is all women so when I ordered it was all I Love your glasses that drink is so good! Have a great day babe which is amazing. Show-stopping incredible. But yesterday the same Starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this: first guy unprompted we're trying to help Jon name a scorpion his co-worker leaning around him.

Here's a list of names you should Vote or write your own. Me: What? John aggressively shows me picture of baby scorpion. What? don't you understand? He has a baby Scorpion and he needs a name for it. What did you get? Give him a name, which one would you rather have Like compliments? the Scorpion Okay, it's just far more interesting and more meaningful because girls really like to throw around a lot of empty compliments.

Baby Scorpion name is forever when you find someone who loves you and all of your strange quirks. Oh my God that's Henry Wait, yeah, that's me Henry But we're reversed God Binding I Think is a satisfying no. Okay, it feels good I Like biting I Don't it relieves stress. It relieves tension anxiety.

It's cathartic. It's painful. Why do you think like dogs love to bite? It makes them feel good I Can completely understand you're not a dog. We rushed our dog to the emergency 24-hour vet after a day at the beach because she was acting skittish about her tail.

was it broken one 2 am x-ray later and the vet says she has happy tail syndrome. meaning she worked us so hard on her beach today that it was sore. Oh that's like taking too much Viagra You know? and then your butter is like lasting for too long and you gotta go to the hospital because you're like penis is like super sore. He waited so hard losing all the blood because like the beach was the Viagra for the dog when Japan not only beats Germany but their fans cleaned the whole stadium too after the game.

I Love the Japanese because Japan is like the cleanest country right? Yeah and their people are like super polite. We should all aspire to be more like the Japanese except for maybe the part where there's an over consumption of tentacle hentai. But besides that we should all Inspire to be Japanese I Worked at McDonald's for two and a half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10 piece. I made what a real and that's how you get your day mate.

You know, like when you order like the 10 piece would you get like one more? I Always french fries across oh my. God that's why I always see that you are the hero. That's actually like really common right to see like onion rings in the fries but you get a few curly ones in there and you're just right now like people must be doing this on purpose. What else? Yeah, what? I Love is Muriel Named him courage when she found him crying and scared in an alley.

She called him brave for simply existing despite how scary things were. He was a brave little dude just because he survived. I Didn't know This show was wholesome I Thought you said it scars people. it.

does. It scars you. but it's also wholesome I Guess that's the way to do it. If like somebody's really insecure about something trying to like help boost them up, make them feel good and not ashamed of, you know what they're bad at Richie Okay, yeah, why is no one ever show me the second part of this meme.

Why does it look like they're about to kiss Oh my God no even close friends did you grab them by the waistline waist like that I mean are you complaining? Does this not make you happy to see? All right Ginny's not into Yami it's just, you know, two good-looking men pulling each other by the waist. Maybe. uh, you know. coming in for a little bit of a picture I'm not where I want to be but I'm proud I'm not where I used to be oh Pikachu I'm not where I want to be but I'm proud I'm not where I used to be oh my God You don't get it I like where it used to be would it? I Don't get it.

Oh no. Have you ever worked to try and improve yourself? No, because Genie's been Perfection since day one. Why would she need to improve? She should be proud of where she is now and where she used to be because there's nothing wrong with her back then nor now it's more I'm not where I want to be and I want to be where I used to. It's like have a what's Hava have a nice day or no.

Wow. he really showed him with that huh in your mouth. you just made it not so wholesome. Do you see yeah or and I like the one I used to be I Can't believe I Sent my dad a picture of me in Santa Monica Pier and his response was his GTA character at the same place.

Why is this character so terrifying, right? See, your dad's on the big brain time. You know? why go to Santa Monica Pier when you can do it in a video game. Spend like no money, takes zero time. and then immediately after he took his picture, he just whipped out his gun and started killing everyone.

Yeah! Plus you have to commit genocide there too. You can't do that in the real life version. Never make fun of anyone who mispronounced the word. it's means they learned it by reading oh yeah so you should never make fun of me for saying avocado I should because you clearly know what it but how it said but you just want to be annoying.

No, that's the difference Genie No, we have a philosophical difference. Okay, yeah. I Used to pronounce hyperbole as a hyperbole too. Really? Yeah, oh my.

God I used to pronounce uh Arc Archive as Archive Oh my God oh did you see anchovies? Oh anchovies. Oh also like um Harbinger I Used to say is harbinger Yeah yeah no I you know Harveyinger like I get it because if you read it, it's eager. yeah I Just figured it out because we played Halo Infinite recently. so up until we're 28 years of your life, you thought it was Harbinger until the game said Harvard Oh no I thought you'd learned like no I'm just kidding.

My wife felt anxious this morning I had work to do but encouraged her to get away I would watch the kids. An hour later, she returned home with donuts and an iced coffee for each of us and a smile. Take care of your partner first, it's always worth it. I completely agree.

Yeah, but you know what? Henry does what like I'm anxious and he's like oh, you're still walking iron Ram Yeah well, you're anxious. What do you mean like like we have a bad dream or I'm like not feeling and then I give Junior a big hug and then I said how about we cuddle right after we hug and cuddle. but you're gonna feed, walk and you're still gonna walk iron right? right? Not all dogs are good boys because some are good girls. Did they say somewhere that like veterinarians basically said that animals actually aren't all good like a lot of them are just animals is the veterinarian named Henry Liang And when you say say somewhere you mean this house like I read somewhere that like actual animal people are straight up like no, there are a lot of dick dogs out there Anyway, it's not a dick huh? I'm not saying she's she's a dick, she is a I Was in a bad mood today I needed down time but then our six-year-old with a pile of Lego on the floor patted the ground next to him.

Daddy build with me so I smiled and sat I Still wanted to be alone but had no choice because someday he'll stop asking. oh I feel like I'm 28 but also last my dad like hey you want to build some Legos you would but you don't that's what I mean they'll stop. In my mind it was playing You've Got a Friend in Me I got you oh kids out out like a light. there we go.

Oh looking out for his bro it was like little. She also told us about to fall over. What do I do? stop scratching his balls to help his friend out. Oh look what he did, You think he smelled his balls on his hand for a long time I didn't understand why her microwave was always stopped two seconds before the end.

Then I learned that my husband didn't want to wake me up so he'd stop it just before it dinged I Feel like I would do that too people like Kai do it before because she's just impatient. Can't wait for the last two seconds. Yeah, that's all. I was like are you sure it's because he didn't want to wake you because he's like I'm hungry.

You will do that too. It's because he's impatient, but he's the same reason why. Yeah, totally it's for you babe. this isn't my garbage.

Sorry, this isn't my garage. Wait, that doesn't am I right or wrong? Yeah, you're right. this isn't my garage but this is my Planet So you gotta clean do your part. So is it garbage or is it garage one month I can't I can't tell like now the whole time I'm just thinking he's seeming garbage or garage I'm pretty sure it's garbage Henry because it could still be like Raj because like oh, this isn't my property but this is my plan but that doesn't really sense.

This is also like the cheesiest meme in the world I Kind of want to imagine that he took a picture one day, right? and then he came back in like actual workers cleaned it up and then she had a different outfit. but he's like I'm a dress-up right? That is a different outfit You ask out your crush. they say we should just be friends. They genuinely mean it.

and now you're good friends. Oh yeah, it's not so bad being friends with a woman. Sure they you know cause a lot of drama playing a lot. have periods, you eat all your food.

Are you calling me a friend? No. When people travel to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small. Few people think that they can radically change the future by doing something small in the present. If I did there's a hurricane That's gonna happen right in the future.

Yeah, don't travel in the past. just do it now. it's the same thing. Live in them now.

Sorry if I start saving one penny every single day from now. in about a year I'll have like a million dollars. I'll be rich. No, you know you're wrong This meme.

You know, three dollars if he saves a penny every single day. One single penny a day. Why hey, can someone remind me to cancel my Spotify Premium In three months you should cancel your Spotify Premium Holy thank you I Completely forgotten. Does this guy like actually like set an alarm for him? What a bro and then if Max were Henry he'd be like holy thank you I forgot and then put down his phone and then forget to do it again after strangers at the library asked me to watch their stuff.

Okay I have to touched my strangers stuff. You feel like an honor has been bestowed upon you. You are now like Brienne of Tarnis and you have to protect. Jamie It's like you've sworn oath and if you break that oath, you're no longer an honorable and moral person.

What's even better is if this other person comes and starts to move the stranger stuff. I'm like oh, someone's sitting there and I'm like I've done my dishes yeah Genie Let me show you the most wholesome thing I've seen yet? Oh yeah, yeah. over a quarter of a million men and women in Los Angeles live on the streets. Many of them have mental and physical disabilities.

It's true, we've seen a lot of them. It's ugly out there it is. They need our help as well as substance abuse problems. If these people do not receive the public benefits to which they are entitled, there's something else they don't receive.

What handouts? Oh yeah, this is so touching. We're not getting lonely. I Like it when my dick is rubbed I Like when ladies I Like when ladies rub my dick. Just helping one person will make you feel like you're helping the whole world.

So please this. Halloween Lend a helping hand. You don't believe in handjobs. You don't think homeless people deserve him.

Do you think that's what their primary concern is right now I Mean you heard them. They say they like when they're gets rubbed. Yeah, but wouldn't they like to have a job and would like to have a house not be homeless? But you know what's even better than that? getting your dick rubbed? Oh this fine women are doing such a wonderful job and a wonderful thing for Humanity This is the most wholesome act I've ever seen. Can men participate in this movement? No, Why not.

All right, That's it for wholesome memes. Awesome. If you felt whole and some of it and some of it leave a like and thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time.

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