All right today, we're playing fear pong by pet.com. It's basically beer pong, but underneath each cup is actually a dare and so instead of drinking, you have the option to just do the dairy. Instead, we're also going to take two shots for. Oh, we didn't even fill it up yet we're both gon na do two shots per turn.

Okay, if you get both of them in somehow, which probably isn't gon na happen for us, because we both suck at this game uh-huh, then we get a third shot. Okay, rock paper scissors. No, no! You have to stare at each other, okay, ready three, two one go so whoever gets in first keep going. Okay, we suck at this.

Oh he's so good. Oh i'm close it's over! For me, i've lost side. All right! You go! First, all right, you get two tries damn it thanks the stance, damn it what what g? Why are you soaking in i'm a guy call your mom and tell her you're moving back home tomorrow. I'm scared, but she actually takes us seriously no way.

She won't well say it in a joking manner. Henry like, oh, it says facetime not available, i'm going to call my dad and see if we can get my mom. Oh, my god, oh hi, dad hi is mom there. She didn't pick up.

I just got to tell her something real, quick. All right, he's telling me just call my mom herself, i'm moving back home to new york tomorrow, we're playing a game, i'm playing a game. Surprise that you call me huh. What's the news we're just playing a game, so i had to call you you throw the ball into the cup.

There's an alcohol yeah, my mom didn't like that part all right. I was so surprised. You called me that tonight, i'm so happy. I can't wait.

Oh, my god yeah this one happens when you don't call your mom yeah, that's why you should call your mom holy yeah henry henry: just dab dab! Oh, what happens. If i make it into the same cup, then i have to take it out. Ah, okay, i'm gon na have to mix up my strategies. Okay.

What? What strategy is that exactly? Oh you're, gon na make it bound all right. I'm gon na keep my strategy because i've been pretty good with it gee. What the is this damn it! I keep missing that center one. Why are you so good? It says it says my opponent has to drink.

No, no, it says that on the card, no, it doesn't. What are you talking about? It does not you're lying. What do you think it says, you're lying it says, tell your opponent a stupid lion. The thing is, you know when you say that i know when you're lying, because you go like you're like this angle, it's just a drink.

Can i use your backpack yeah go for it, i don't stop it's not going very well for you today, mercy, don't do it again. It is not going well wait. I get a third shot. Please see you're going to kill me.

Oh, my god, i made all three game over what come on come on, get out get up get up. Are we only playing one round because it's going to be quite quick act out? Your last breakup using sock puppets use your own socks. Oh yeah yeah trying to remember what the breakup was. It was over a phone too yeah.

It was over. How does an iphone sounds: hey kelly, um. This is really hard to say. I i i don't know how to say this, but i i think we should stop seeing each other.

Well, all right, then kelly. That is no. That is not what happened. You didn't even ask all right.

Why? Because i was leaving to la from new york what else am i supposed to say like no kelly? I will stay in new york for you because i love you. Oh i love you too andy. Add all the individual numbers from your phone number in your head. In 30, seconds take a drink if you can't or if you're, wrong, okay ready, set go 30 seconds is so long shut.

The hell up! 27. 48. 76. 122.

566. 77. 183. 144.

41. Oh wait hold on. I added my home phone number, not that oh wrong. Incorrect, it's 57 drink.

Why would you do your home phone as stupid yeah? I did it just 41.. My favorite sexual position is 69., but we don't do it or anything because we're waiting for marriage. But if i were doing wait, henry even after marriage, i'm not doing that with you, but it's it still can be my favorite special position. Why? Because i like the meme 69, it's funny all right, underhand good tactic.

What drink up you don't even get drunk off of white club? He took the midnight train going anywhere, just don't okay! Well, i got you to sing along with me and you dance. So i think i got you to sing any journey song drink. If your opponent stops believing, but i think you kept believing so i i was believing yeah, you was believing i kind of had the idea that that's what the card was about. You can't tell me you could sing along.

Oh, this is a trap, his name. I know we're just going to use that, but i still don't stop believing i'ma hold on to this feeling. Oh and i did you're cheating, somehow genie henry, i don't think you could cheat most guys. I know aren't even like this good at beer pong.

Oh so close, but no cigar here i'll make a shot while you're there oh perform loving on any inanimate object. If your opponent's choose, let me see some oral loving baby. I'm only doing this because i'm like the entire white claw in but if i were sober, i wouldn't do this all right. Henry show me how you love.

I'm done! No wait. That's not good. Give me at least five seconds. Okay ready set, go one.

Two. Three four: five: all right, uh set up obstacles in the room. We can't do that, give your opponent your phone, they get to post any picture, they lock on their social media. You want to do that, one! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Can we do the first one? You won't hurt me right, no, all right, so you have to make it to this drum set uh-huh and you have to play everlong on that drum set.

I don't know the song: okay, just that beat yeah. Okay. Okay, take two steps forward. I'm scared, i'm so scared one step now jump forward.

Just do it. You got ta trust me like jump right in front of you, you i swear. You swear yeah. So, let's see, what's in your celestial, yeah just jump.

Take a big, big old jump right in front of you. I'm scared now, once you're out, stop stop right. There turn to your right. Go forward two steps: okay, now straight to the right another step forward: okay, get on your knees, get on your knees prone lower.

Now go 45 degrees left you suck your piece of now crawl forward yeah. Why am i doing villains? Keep going okay watch out, watch out watch out, get get on your knees. Wait, wait! Wait hold on hold on keep crawling. Okay now stand up.

Okay, now turn to your right side. Now sit on the stool in front of you. All right now play ever long, all right, good job. Okay, congratulations! I'm gon na bounce, it! Okay! I didn't know that was a strap wow.

I think you're also able to swipe it if you want, if you bounce it yeah. Okay, i should have told you sexy charades demonstrate the following fictional sex positions, so you like the lasagna these balls smell nice and fruity. I like them in my face. It's a little weird.

You can choose another card if you want, unless you want to reenact the lasagna all right. So do you like the lasagna? Wait, you have to spread your legs. Do you like it there you go what? Oh, my god, that's crazy! How'd! You do that, i don't know i actually have to drink this one. Yes, finally, it's okay, the editing will make me look better because we'll cut out half the stuff, i up.

Oh, don't need editing on that one! No, there's no deer on it. You have to drink it, you're catching up, i'm out of dares yeah you're out of theirs. I got one more there. No way really yeah can i go live on my instagram and ask my followers if they have any hot tips for constipation, i've actually never been live on.

Instagram save and uh. Oh look at this. She gave me two different drumsticks. No wonder i couldn't play very well yeah, that's totally the reason.

Oh somebody joined the first word, someone said sex and sex question mark holy crap, there's the thousand people. What i have to tell this to everybody. I don't know how to tell you this, but i have a very serious issue and i couldn't find any anyone else to ask besides you guys, but i have severe sev like the worst crippling constipation and i wanted to know if you guys had any suggestions on What i should do, like any tips, would be. Oh, my god i i would owe my life to you right now, because i'm in some serious drink, coffee yeah.

Actually that does help right. Do some hip exercises some lemon tea eat plums. Oh my god. People are like giving me like genuine advice.

Dude people are so nice and like so like non-judgmental. Thank you guys. How do i end this? I don't even know how? Oh my god, oh are you kidding me. She said an image.

My friends are literally suggesting consequences. Thanks sage, i appreciate it and then grady was like. I don't think that was serious. Oh did you see that spin? She doesn't seem too happy about the catch five pieces of food in your mouth.

Your opponent picks the foods and earnestly tosses them into your gaping mop to the snacky cabinet. Can i toss your nuts? No? No! No! I wouldn't toss these nuts in your mouth. Are you ready, i'm gon na choke all right? Fine! Look at all these nuts yeah! Those are for the squirrels but see like for me. I have to want it in my mouth, all right, ready, throw it up really high all right, but not too high.

That's gon na hit the ceiling. You want to try a different nut. No, that's not as good like this knife, throw it up high ow ooh. That sounds painful.

Maybe this one's less painful! Okay! Oh nice! One wait! Do you want an extra big nut, i'll try? This is going to hurt? No, let me try. No! No! I'm! Not! Oh, my mouth is too big. Nice two three three, oh, is that the last one, no one more, two in a row: wow jesus christ, that's kind of that's! Why you're normally supposed to do this popcorn five whoa yeah just finished me off nice. Oh, come on! Come on there you go, i have a dare pretend your opponent is a horse and ride them into the sunset come here.

Let's do this, why am i getting punished for winning come on? Let's do this right, it doesn't make any sense come on get on there. That's right, yay! I ended it hi. Ladies and gentlemen, that was a lot of fun dares make sure to subscribe. Wait i'm supposed to drink yours because you won all right.