All right. Genie Today we're gonna check out our face palm for face paw moments. For example, this girl who's wearing a very interesting bikini or a dress looks like she might be at a wedding. some Gathering she bends over the for the food.

Big mistake. Very big mistake. Those are the dresses that I will try to aim my cereal and throw it into the crack. Hi there! I'd like to buy these for my girlfriend I wonder if they'll fit her though? Oh oh wow yeah.

I like your size better. Do you think I can actually see them on you? What? Please come on. it'll just take a minute. Yeah yeah, you think about the girlfriend hold up arm going off.

They brought the glass, they got in and then right after this clip they shut the recording off and jetted out there before the cops came with. You've been very into some Dark Souls games. Have you ever tried this manner of playing Albin ring instead synced up yeah, instead of using a controller Oh, that's very symbolic Jim I didn't think about that I would like this for Dark Souls one I'm getting my ass absolutely blasted from Dark Souls Oh for sure. so he's playing a dangerous game.

yellow with his breath. You know what's going on in there? Yeah, this is a face palm on the cat. Don't shove anything into people's mouths unless it's a taco. unless you have their consent.

Okay, fashion am I right? What's going on here? Like how does that work? Oh, why is this fashion? You know? what's funny is that I'd always think you'd understand the most because you dated a girl who was literally in the fashion major industry just more into like the packaging stuff. Ah, okay, fair enough fashion. When's the last time you went to a Goodwill Huh? Never All right. Well, apparently this is what's going on at Goodwills Just utter mass destruction.

Oh I Think her wheelchair malfunctioned. Yeah, don't you want to think about the time to fix that, huh? It doesn't take that. it's a Goodwill Dude. Okay, because she's a 13 year old kid and I don't want her showing her ass around my son that's four years old.

Hey, she's very nice to let your daughter wear a thong. She's wearing a swimsuit. she's wearing a I Always say this. but four-year-old boys are not attracted to us.

Okay, they don't understand the glory of X until a certain age. Also like how how big and could a 13 year old's ex be? haven't you? We just watched my dress-up darling. Oh Yeah, that's true. Actually, think about it.

Yeah, back in middle school some girls had it done. You also told me how you kept looking at the dumplings. Yeah yeah, middle school girls in middle school? yeah FBI He said for now new Florida textbooks Edits: Rosa Parks Showed courage. One day she rode the bus.

she was told to move to a different seat because of the color of her skin. She did not. She did what she believed was right. Rosa Parks Showed courage.

One day she rode the bus she was told to move to a different seat. She did not. She did what she believed was right. The first version with because of the color of her skin was rejected because it was too racially charged.

Wow, that's crazy. They're actually literally re-writing the history books soon enough for all Gonna think that Rosa Parks was just a the whole time history is written by the Victor by The Victors In this case. Florida Four hidden signs: You have high functioning anxiety. How about three signs that you shouldn't be talking about.

Psychology on tick tock. Juan You're exploiting other people's mental health for your own cloud. Two, You do not provide any evidence for any of your claims. Three, you actively block people who ask you to provide evidence.

If you can't get someone out of your head, it's because they can't get you out there. not teach people to be stalkers. please. I Thought it's the opposite.

It's they're probably not thinking about you and you're thinking about them too much. If that was the case, then everybody would get their Crush But we all know that never happens. My friend didn't reply to her man for two weeks and told me that you gotta give them time to miss you and now he's got a new girl I Feel like the ignoring thing only works for guys because then it's like yeah, you know I'm on the grind set I was sick with male I Don't give a f. I just make money.

but when a girl does it, it's just like why. wow are you saying women can't be on a Sigma mindset? No woman can Sigma A woman. Very real scene. Look it up in: America you get tased and your ass beating with a baton.

Nice. So you were saying that's good. She handled it well. No police brutality and they got what they deserved.

in America they would have got what they deserved and police brutality on top of it. Beyonce Has argued that her seven-year-old daughter of Blue Ivy is a cultural icon and trademark dispute with small business owner. the singer's attempts to train Mark her little girl's names have met opposition from wedding planner Wendy Morales whose business shares the name of a Blue Ivy your daughter's name is A. Blue Ivy sounds like a Jolly Jolly Rancher Flavors Bought this ice cream last week.

Notice how the black flecks on it I Didn't notice till I Had a few mouthfuls and thought it was great. Anyone else had this problem or know what it could be? Yuck. Wait, isn't that just a vanilla bean? I've never seen vanilla bean in ice cream. It's in Hagen-dazs like that so you can see some black flecks on it too.

I Never really paid attention. She needs to see ice cream and then. but you called me. uh, my mother died I understand that but you called me a no, sorry, you aren't sorry when you said it on the phone.

Listen, there was no. but at the end of the day and the climate that we live in today's society I'm sorry I understand that, but it's above me now because I Need a room tonight. Well there's the best restaurant next door. What does he mean by like it's above me.

like he can't do anything anymore. like I'm not gonna do anything for you anymore. It's above me. It's so it's in the Lord's hands now.

I Don't get it. 20-year Mississippi news anchor Barbie Bassett fired for saying fo shizzle my nizzle live on air when discussing Snoop Dogg new wine collection. Before we know what she'd have a Snoop Dogg tattoo on her shoulder. a shizzle my nizzle I'm telling you Julie what you think about that huh she says Julie said oh I think I'm gonna fire this lady after this.

What's wrong with chisel? My nizzle should fire her for cringe using. oh it's a white supremacist giveaway. We get it sir. You think you're descended from uberweight Vikings O is a letter in the Norwegian alphabet and the first letter in my name they are descended from Uber white Vikings that's why it's in their name I Hate to say it Genie but I think people are too soft these days.

A simple letter is enough for a massive triggering. You gotta do what that? Pokemon does you gotta harden? a simple word do triggered over Bud Light support a BLM and LGBT AQ plus dumps all his drinks in the trash. Okay, if you don't know why I'm doing this, you might want to Google it and then I Never thought I'd have to betray my good old Bud Light garbage. Wow look at this huge truck.

Yeah so many trucks and RVs look at all his tools. He has another Bridge of it in his like Workshop you know who will never betray using good old Bush line Coldest and smoothest light lager there is Really? Yeah, let's check it out. Campaigns: Let's see what are they campaigning about I Don't agree with solar cookers like solar cookers Dash Helping the planet. What the is this? So if I was like hiring and I saw pronouns I'm gonna assume you're one of those people that is hard worker.

Um, everything in the office is gonna have to cater to you your feelings, your needs and your emotions. So everyone around you is not going to be able to be themselves and walk on eggshells. Why would anyone want someone like you? Unless everyone's like you in a work environment, you're going to be the laziest person. You're going to be the most entitled, complain the most.

and I think you're going to be the first to sue. You're like I will take a shortcut to cancel town and then here he he like arrives at the office and he's actually like that dude with thrown out the Bud Light is actually like I Came in here with my truck and I'm knocking down seven beers. Hire me today. Bobert just announced her 17 year old son is making her a 36 year old grandmother next month.

Oh no, What that means that she had him when she was seven. What? 19. 36 Minus 17 is 19. Okay, cool.

well that's legal. Good job. Stop giving fat suits Awards We want better representation in Hollywood skin care brand Dove Rip since oscar-winning film The Whale for using a fat suit instead of an obese actor. Why is dove angry I Thought Dove is with shampoo it's the year 2023 Genie Every company needs to have opinions and take stances on several controversial topics.

and that's how you get business. milk first or cereal first I Want companies to answer that one. Don't look at someone and think I'd like to that person men do. He's right I Don't think my precious genius ever thought that thought ever because she's a precious angel girl wretching.

U.S Citizens built on their heart transplant. Oh my. God You're here. Are your payment options? Either You pay, you pay full 227 394.75 Do Now Thank you for choosing the Memorial Hermann for your Healthcare needs.

Holy sh Just die dude. Instead of doing this, how about you come to me I can look up a YouTube tutorial on how to do a heart transplant and I'll do my best. but I'll only charge you five dollars and the cost of getting the heart I can find the way I'm in danger. Yikes.

Wait, she actually went with him. What? Sit down? Is this like a sting operation? Oh well I did I Didn't give you any indication that I wanted you to follow me here. No, we didn't come together. You followed me.

Why? I wanted to leave Now yeah drunk women are like the most vulnerable targets like I remember like living in L.A and the amount of times a drunk woman has like come up to me and was like oh like I love you like oh you're the greatest like help me get back home is like kind of disturbing. so like I wouldn't be surprised. a lot of like dudes are out there just like waiting for these women. What? So girls came up to you to take them home.

When was it not because they wanted anything out of me? it's just because they were just waiting I don't remember foreign. The corruption runs deep. It's an entire game of three cops. Ginny This is where you get Mikey Yeah and if you snitch then they shoot you in an alley.

Dad comes and shoots you. Yeah, it's a never-ending chain of ravage. a cycle of evil. An American couple was visiting Israel when they found an unexploded bomb in the wild believed to be from.

World War II They decided to bring it back to the US. This is what happened at the airport when they brought out the bomb at the security check. What is wrong with you dude? I brought it to a security check yo is that everyone's first reactions to get on the floor? That guy doesn't give a So I'm ready to leave this world Anyways, you act like oh my god dude, a lawyer is dead After failing to remove his firearm while accompanying his mother during an MRI staff asked him to remove all metal objects before entering the room due to the device's powerful magnetic field. The machine yanked the weapon from his waistband causing it to go off and shoot him in his stomach.

Dude, that just sounds tragic man kind of. But at the same time you were literally told, what do you think guns are made of if that's metal? No, but like maybe he has the gun on like at all times and so he just kind of forgets it's there. This is why I Sometimes fear for you because I Feel like you do this Finland ended and homelessness. They provided a small apartment and counseling with no preconditions.

Four out of five make their way back into a stable life and guess what? it was cheaper than allowing homelessness to continue. Good luck trying to be a billionaire over there. Did you ever wonder that maybe becoming a billionaire doesn't always mean happiness? Of course it does. The Ariana Grande like I forgot I'm sorry I'm stupid.

That's why I'm not a billionaire Pizza Hut has gone full woke and now we must make them full. broke. this you cancel culture is ruining America you can't cancel Pizza Hut Where am I gonna get wings? It's just trying to be like a right-wing person. She's doing it wrong.

It's making people go broke because you don't agree with them. That's not cool. man. If you're a white and you posted a gif of meme of a black person to express a strong emotion, you may be guilty of wearing digital blackface writes John Blake from CNN So we're not allowed to use GIFs anymore of a black person.

So are they not allowed to use white people gifs anymore? Which is like 80 of gifs. There are a lot of gifs. Are you not allowed to use yellow people gifs? Not so many of those. That's it for face palm.

We'll see you guys next time. Peace. We're gonna make you very pretty. Which hole whichever one you want.

Why is it weird inside I Know exactly where this one needs to go. Where does that one going Kai in her mouth? Of course. No dumbass of course is going up her ass. All right.

FIFA Ready so nicely though there's something very satisfying about pulling this out. Oh my. God.