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it's a very bold question you would ask a fast food worker. Can I get a water cook? Can I get Soda instead Can I get Soda instead another question, you speak to your marriage real quick. She is amazing. Yes sir, she is those are the real MVPs It was that.

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So what's that? Somebody who's actually secure about themselves and happy with their body? That's they can't be I have crippling body dysmorphia as a result of all the games that I've made. Did you have this dude? I Saw a picture recently from my dad's Facebook I don't know why I was looking at it and then I looked really jacked I was like what? yeah I was like oh my God yes I was pretty jacked then don't touch Genie I was like oh I'm so skinny I got nothing and then now I'm like well dude, you don't even have to look at that. you could just look back to your like that was taking around the same time I think I mean I can tell because you have the exact same cringe ass tank top there. What is this cringe tank top? Do your jacked? That's terrifying.

That's not the Henry I Know it's funny because when I was there I was like I've only just begun. Strippers were this successful each other I'm just gonna go to the bathroom quickly. Hey, which one of us has the most successful son? My son is very successful. He owns a car dealership and actually just gave his best friend a Ferrari Wow.

My son owns an airliner. He just gave his best friend a private jet. Wow, that sounds more successful than that. He owns an architectural firm and just gave his best friend his own castle.

What are you guys talking about? We're talking about how successful our sons are. Well, my son is a gay stripper. Oh wow, You must be disappointed in what he's done with his life. Actually, he's doing pretty well, for himself.

He just got a Ferrari a jet and a castle from his new boyfriend. It pays to be a whole. Genie You don't understand bringing only fans girl here and she'll wipe the floor and follow them. I'm calling this invention the sipper.

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The cup will automatically detect that you just took a sip and rotate the blocking mechanism. Wow! The water before I can have another sip of alcohol. That's really good. It's only hydrated while getting out.

Wow! This is what I would love to have. Yeah, not gonna lie now. I Don't have to like. keep track of Genie's water consumption.

The cup will do it for her. It's incredible. This is not unnecessary. It is highly necessary.

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Oh, did you just wipe that girl out? Yeah with the bottle. just wipe that girl out. Well she's getting up though. She's fine.

She really swept her off her feet. I'm just saying. Peppa Pig Predicted this grumpy rabbit has made a submarine out of rubbish. Does it actually work? Watch this.

It fills up with water so it's very good at going down. Nice, but not so good at coming back up. It's okay. It's a summary.

That's what they're supposed to do, right. Did the guy who took the Titanic submarine literally watch this episode and took notes. Wait oh my. God it's another submarine meme.

Yeah, that's why. I go around left right here we go. That's gonna like play the drop or something or they cut out. The best part? Why did they attack us It's Tricky Genie How could you say yeah? it's the greatest fight When you don't even know what song it is, make this an international sport.

Yeah, are those all the chicken Rubber Chickens laughs because I don't think he moved. That almost makes it too easy for the swatter guy, right? They're reliving their childhood when their mom used to beat them with them mom and son playing hide and seek. Oh whoa. God Do that.

you did not notice your son is in there. Also, Isn't that dangerous? Yeah yeah. I mean it's a box that's been opened. Damn.

I missed when I was so small I could fit in a box? this is Art No this is Patrick Why is it a torpedo? Wait, do you miss? No no no. Looks like he's having time with his life. Oh wait, is it that is so Majestic like Shadow one blonde zero. Oh no.

Oh, she thinks there's not enough pain, but it's just shadow. Yeah, it's a thrilling dude. She's like I don't get it. Oh no.

just as well as men when it comes to most manual labor things including painting the wall. Went on vacation for a week. got back home to our car screaming hello while looking for everyone. Oh no, the cat.

This is dead creepy. Oh my God dude. the cat was like oh cool man, he's like Amina oh I'm so confused I was waiting for a car. You mean a cat.

That's a car. It's a car. scream Hello Summer in the UK She's very brave for putting like half her legs on the street. Maybe she wants to be stepped on.

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If you think this is bad, you should see your dog when we like get our food. But she literally destroys all my carpets and she even moans too. Right Driving.com How to improve parking skills and quick ways to have a great day. It's crazy how many people like leave stuff for people who don't know how to park.

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Just normal. Damn turkey. They always sound like kids. These are the cats he's like but you look anywhere.

dude. why are the cats so chill with people? Because it's Istanbul sorry it's turkey Istanbul is in Turkey yes it is. God How should we respond to this overwhelming situation? Brain Rain I Think this is me I'd be like all right. So what's their first task? When do you check in then never.

The Nintendo capture system gave me an image of a dude see like here's the thing right, is this part considered the motorcycle because it just catches the rod? No. Is this parking through the motorcycle because it just catches the tire? Yes one the rod one really throws me off. Oh no. I'm getting attacked.

Wait, it tastes good. Excuse me with this floppy ears. It's just like I don't know what I'm feeling so I Like dogs like react to any type of H2O just like eat it Me trying to give the radio a chance. This is my station.

This wins. This is what we do. It sounds like every radio station combined The Flintstones Elephants are the song. What's wrong with this song? That'd be so funny if they just like introduce the crazy thing is this actually sounds like a real station.

Yeah, every station around and I'm just like can you just shut the up Just some dogs chasing a bolt. That's not a dog, that's that's a lamb. What's that thing on his face? He really is as long as he's having fun. It's pretty interesting how like Lambs when they hop, they do like the first two legs at once and then yeah, two legs at once Whereas dogs are like, you know, yawn, puts his arm over him.

I'm taking a piss, bro, this isn't the time. Also, you broke the cardinal rule of public bathrooms. You are not supposed to pee in the urinal right next to your bro. I Feel like that should almost be like sexual assault if anybody is touching you while you're touching your own penis, that is what? No, it's not.

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Is that his wife? No. I Think this is to me, this looks like someone's dad and his wife. but that's the sun, right? Are these guys or these girls? Henry they're witches. So they're girls.

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Five dollars dude. Weeknights from five to seven, weekends from eleven to three. Do they mean like milk to people for five dollars when you can milk people now? Yeah and it's only two dollars more. yeah.

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It was like why are they eating a plate I don't usually mind overtime. Oh it's like, um, drive while we do this. Oh no I'm not I'm I'm parked up now. Thank you Oh yes sandwich Oh fish sandwich please.

Saturday and Sunday yes yeah oh just one fish sandwich. It's gonna be awesome. Thank you thank you Saturday Sunday is perfect. No no I'm not I'm I just I'm parked up I'm in my car right now.

Food: or would you like to do this interview? No no I'll do the interview yeah I wasn't ordering food if I was I already ordered it but he's dedicated. He's trying to be efficient I Like efficiency All right. As long as you bring in one of those fish fillets into work, you know, bring some for the rest of us at the office and maybe get the job. What's that noise? It's the customer service line.

Are you saying? Someone actually navigated our labyrinthine phone tree and still hasn't hung up after a full hour of my melting hold. Music: Yeah, what's wrong with them I don't know but I'm scared that's me. Okay I find ways to like, circumvent and get to a human. You go through like the different branches and you look for like okay so what is the option that is like mandatory for a human to have to address.

Don't ever choose like the store hours or like the things that are very clearly able to be done by a robot. Henry won't even get to just any human. he will try and get to the CEO Sydney airport. remember when we lost our luggage okay you were like I don't care who I get I will speak with the managers, manager, manager and I'm like that's the CEO he's like I will speak to the CEO if I have to to get some goddamn answers here.

It made me look like a Karen It was warranted. Trust me guys, it was warranted. This is how my brother went dressed to the Barbie movie. Hell yeah I didn't know this was a thing to like dress for the movie that you're going to.

they kind of like killed it. But then if you guys finish Barbie and then go over to Oppenheimer he's more well dressed. No I don't think that fits off in either. Genie Little man wasn't about to be denied again.

I Used to love those basketball hoops. Oh I Think smart. what are you gonna do little kid, What are you gonna do? He's gonna kick his dad's ball. Oh oh, what is he doing? He's doing something.

Come on little bro. What you got what you got. That's the way to do it. Kids going places, Problem solving abilities Juno A beluga whale that loves scaring people.

Actually kind of scary though. What other entertainment are they going to be getting in that tank? You know this is probably the highlight of their day. Is this tasteless? Well, yeah, it's Subway Subway Our subs don't implode. What? what? Titanic sub.

Oh, sometimes they can unplug like when they didn't like properly push the meats in, take a bite. just the stuff to sell. plops at it all over the place. In fact, something nearly all your subs implode.

I'm sorry I told you to suck it the other day I took too much mushrooms and I was way tripping I still owe you some coke and six from the other night. My ex-girlfriend cannot stay away and dude and she comes on me so hard then I spend all my money then she's gone. Damn those titties are sweet. Your brother from another mother so he had sex and titties.

What was the point of this message again to say I'm sorry Oh okay for his rude behavior I'm happy that your ex comes on you so hard. As sweet as those titties, Maybe she's still a Michael What are the words? My actions are what got us here I have been a Thunderman and I am so sorry but I am crazy about you and I don't want to lose you with all my love Amanda this must be the previous. Was that her? Yeah yeah you know it takes a lot to admit that you are a thunder. That is a level of honesty right there.

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She's with the fam. he's having too good of a time but if you have doesn't want it to end, just sleep. I Just did a water change and he seems a little agitated because I vacuumed his rocks and I messed up configuration. This is probably the equivalent of if somebody came into my house and vacuumed my cow s the pillows and true my butt print is gone.

Oh look at these beard hairs. A little bit of a come at me bro. He's like nobody touches my rocks. This one this rocks.

What is that? You understand? Man does he blend in? well. You know, like if you're out in the ocean like you never find this guy. This hand has been dumb again. But why would you do that? Stop doing dumb things.

These guys are like the dumbest animals. but they get the greatest treatment. like look at this entire pen just for him. Dude's got a whole playground, He's got his own chairs and furniture and gets fed with no hunting.

Yeah, and he's trying to kill himself like five times a day in that place. Dude's like living in a palace and all he wants to do is jump off the staircase and die oddly. Very realistic. All right.

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