All right. J Today we're checking out some new Tik toks for example, look at the the weight of those and she's she's she's uh, checking the what did she just pull out ketchup packet. Yeah, it's ketchup. Whoa What am I looking at yo? that's backwards bro yo that's backwards bro.

you're going to die bro CR you're going to die kind. excuse me sorry just doing my part to pick up the Plastics oh right Turtles. Yeah exactly. Just so understanding.

Do you think this is real genie? What is real? The guy picking a plastic or the girl both real hey whoa, hey oh oh I forgot I'm in the skit. oh come on, why can't they just make this real? If you're going to be a hoe, just be a real hoe. oh my. God I wonder what's behind her hands? What can that be? Oh wow oh gosh darn it.

I can hear I thought I was going to see some vag I can hear the collective size. yeah what's that mean with like the guy going the fridge and when he sees what's in it, he is out the window. Yeah oh my. God that's what those rings are for, right? They absorb the impact, impact of the world falling I Thought they would be recommending that to me I didn't know they would recommend that to you I am disturbed J We have a life-size in the closet and this is what disturbs you.

your closet. This restaurant uses dogs as weight staff. When a customer arrives, they're greeted with a bow and a dog brings them a basket with menus and if a customer wants to change the TV station, they'll be brought the controller. and during closing time the dog gathers any trash on the ground and throws it away, helps sweep and turns off the lights.

She even gets her own tips for helping out. Uh, tips that go to the owner which the owner is going to buy. Hook. Yeah, this is slave labor.

How could you pray on the woofers like that? Don't pray on the woofers. Fresh popcorn. Wait, how does it not hurt? Yeah, that's true. Oh my.

God his scalp. I Guess it does get pretty hot when people are like curling hair, right? Not popcorn hot. Would you eat that popcorn? No, that's disgusting. Would you be interested in $20 or spin the wheel to win $1,000 Might as well spin right? Is it ever going to stop rotating? Oh, is this an infinite Spinning Wheel Oh no, it's going faster.

Lips Oh oh oh oh my. God This is they're playing for the highest stakes in the world. their sexual orientation. Genie Which is a weirder game.

This game or the game that you and your college Bros played where you put your guys's hands on each other's inner thighs and started creeping up slowly towards each other's penises. No, that's not. Oh no, where's that going in the gutters? This dog is. Wait.

are all all of those his poops? Yep, he has an agenda right now. Why do you dogs need to in the same place all the time? Why do you need to in the same place all the time? Touche I'm not I'm going to think of dogs Grandma cookies. He's gay. jny he's gay.

confirmed That's the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life. Uh smalla oh is that a skunk? Yes. Come here. M You play a dangerous game.

Can't believe you threw a sock on him Henry Can you stop? Stop What? Going back to the Banana Video. Stop shopping at Zara until you know these secrets. Circle means it runs big. Triangle means it run small and square means true to size.

Honestly, everything in America runs big. Okay for you hen. oh my. God Not look comfortable.

Dude, that's mad I dog right there. It's like this. like 1 cim from popping out and rolling on the floor. Smack it.

he's thinking about it. Women are not objects. It's a mannequin. Calm down like you know I get it.

It's kind of weird what he's doing, but like damn, he's not wrong. Why is he shopping at Victoria's Secret Henry You shop at Victoria Secret No I don't Oh wow, she even knows how to like it too. That works. This is what modern society has devolved to Genie Can't even be bothered to scroll through our phone.

What a vain existence Humanity was a mistake. Technology was a mistake. Have you been watching like philosophical videos? any? Okay, you make you play oh oh wait, he knows what he's doing. What? oh what a God Dudee this isn't fair.

This is not fair at all. He's got a fat ass. notse how's he supposed to do this? What dog deserves a w here. What gentleness? Uh-oh oh oh no.

What did you just go backwards? Is he trapped? yo? Oh they have that like spot because they know people get stuck. Yeah so they're already prepared. I'm like this dude was going in the opposite reverse and he was still having fun. He was still like woo it's like bro, you're literally going to die.

oh oh ref wait who are they fighting? Oh dude, that wasn't it his fault. like he got so confusing. yeah he tunnel visioned hard. If the Earth was indeed flat, it's exactly how it happened.

Think about the physics, you know. yeah I mean explain to me why you don't see dinosaurs here anymore cuz they're all in space I like your C you can do that, Does it grow back? I mean not going to lie. that is kind of the freshest bull kind I've ever seen But Like he gets all the beckies. Have you ever had a dream that was so crucial to your goals, your aspirations? No that you would do absolutely anything to accomplish it I've had that dream and this is my story.

Dude Meme kid. Remember, the kid was like you ever had a dream where you wish that he could do what you do. You do and he can't talk. Oh no.

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had you? You? would you? Could you do you? You want you? You could do so. Yeah, you got you nailed it wo that is an ankle terrifying bro. that's so fing intense. My God What mistaken? You have no ankles left or legs.

Oh yeah, Auntie Auntie whipping that out. Yeah, that's called good grillin. good grillin. It's still on fire.

M Krillin She tried to shake the fire off. it's still on fire. Those are the remains of Pompe Dude. Okay, impressive.

Really impressive, You know I am actually upset that that is not a longer B I need to see more I Want to see more. That was the shortest thing we've ever seen in our lives. Can we watch it again? No. Why it was just it was a fleeting moment you you just have to appreciate for what it was and let it go.

Why can't you let me? It's only why can't you let me be see it once? No. I want to be Happ It's a moment that cannot be recre? You cannot. Did you know that if you go on to Google and you type Katamari you'll see this little Katamari ball here and if you click it you can destroy everything you can play. Katamari I like when you grabbed this bar like he grabbed the whole bar.

Actually scroll down the page too. PA Pause PA pause You can just pause it if you want J move I Can't believe it. No wait, you just have to click on it. Oh my god Wow! that's so fun! This is up there with like the P it P it it P it 1937 but if you give us your email, the order is going to be on us.

Oh I can just type it in if you want to just like spin around oh no no no it's totally fine. I Trust me, those hands have been working hard enough. I'm a feminist girl boss. it's actually in Braille sir.

Give me all your sick. Give me all your sick. Give me oh my god. get don't do saggy ballman 44 Msnn Cool.

All right my emails just back for you. We're going to get your gamertags. Oh yeah for sure. but from 2011 I'll just do cash a different person I I'm proud of mine.

Yeah what is it? What a loser am I right? I Know this man did not where the car. Wow the card dude I Have a feeling it's from the daughter and the daughter's like Dad and Dad I don't give a about your people give their dad's money. That was like the parents were supposed to give the kids money. It's like the card that means nothing to me.

Is that a picture of her daughter holding like a it's a basketball Genie Oh the drag is too great. She can't handle it. Oh God does that happen? Does it happen to you? I Don't wear falsies. Why does it feel like it's an NPC glitch? Like you're trying to talk to them but their eyes start glitching out so it's like oh, is there a single person watching this right now that is wearing falsies of this size.

Please share your experiences down below. Nice nice Your Pizazz when he takes that off Jazz pause Yeah Jazz pause Have you seen King of the castle? No. Now the dad's gone and you're the oldest I guess that makes you the man of the house I'm King of the castle. not exactly what I meant I am King of the castle Squire fetch me my SW coming my who the is that did you notice as he was holding up the cape with their mom's like yeah that's the thing that you have.

it's the thing that like you leave everywhere in this house house I'm moving out. oh my God I think that's real. That's really dangerous. He's on a city bike.

dude. how the is he doing that can't be good for your spine right? Oh yeah, your neck yeah. I Feel like I to get compressed into nothing just like you want to move. but you don't want to hire movers.

Saves you like $2,000 just New York Things you know yeah? Survive hustle. Who's in charge today, Huh? Who's in charge today? How you doing I'm a state of Oregon Oregon OA oh he actually work of oan I mean it over. Probably got him buy a boat. they said wow wait boats are made of wood.

What do you think they're made of? No way, yo you get that. Yeah wow. he. he's editing in like Premiere oh my.

God that skills. Who's driving? Damn who's ever editing this video up your game? Oh call an ambulance, call an ambulance. but not for me. oh my.

God that felt satisfying I guess that works. Oh apparently it did break his rib. he was actually hurt, but he probably is like those anime protagonists that have like 20 holes in them. They're like I'm fine I can fight.

yeah that was just like his kind of hail maror you he's like I got to end this fight. It worked out oh oh no. the baby. the baby, not the bab.

This poor kids so nice to hear that cuz I'm not confident in dancing at all but it's obvious you're not that good. Whenever someone has like a SB story, all the Jud is like oh yeah that's fine. Your food is delicious like no, no it's not all right. Just because you have a SB story doesn't mean you're good I don't want to wash the show cuz that girl looks like she's eight.

What is she? That's exactly why I do want to watch is this your seat I swear it was not me, it was not me. Is this one of those those those? Yes it's one of those. It's the exact same girl. like people pay money for these videos and then they download them and then unpopular opinion.

Stop telling women on the internet how beautiful they are and go say it to your wife. Hey babe, just want to let you know that uh women on the internet are beautiful this is I feel like the examples that all English teachers use of like that's why you need to specify this could happen. Yeah but this this would never happen. Yeah that's why English is dumb.

holy $1 McDonald's Coke only in Utah incorrect. That would be more like only in Utah no I Kind of like the way that she did it well but it's not accurate No It makes sense that like $1 only like you would kind of nut a little bit because like oh wow Alexa how intelligent are cats? Here's what I found on Cat's Wikipedia page. Domesticated cats are intelligent creatures. Yeah, we'll see about that.

Okay, just go underneath. Uhhuh come on. Alexa What's wrong with my cat? Your cat is an idiot. Yeah, that about checks out.

Oh he can't like process that the environment has changed. Now he's like what's going on this fence like I feel like it should still be there. Or maybe the cat thinks like if he tries to go under the fence might fall on him. so maybe he's just extra smart.

No, that's too smart. Some Humans Don't even think about that. Yep I don't think about that. Yep, get the red, blue, green.

Whatever you guys have. What? What? I Feel like she's like a Star Wars character is so cute. is she supposed to be S is she supposed to be S What are you doing? This is the pig I've been sleeping with what? that's a duck? No I wasn't talking to you. Oh oh oh I knew it I knew it I knew it.

Do you want to know why I realize because they both squeal. that's clever J good I wasn't expecting the end. Wait does that work for real I Feel like I wouldn't want to try it. that's that look painful.

Well you don't have hair. no it's not painful technically because it'd be the equivalent of if like pull on that hoop. oh this is theun the Rapunzel idea I don't I don't feel any any of it so like you can pull really hard. Thought about this.

Yeah yo I'm opening beer bottles. Stop making me go to hell. Why is nobody telling him that I guess like he just has to deal with it I mean the chair has to deal with it it um this doesn't look right I Think we need to get a map. Yeah, you're right.

Yes no yes. the best map in the world. Oh okay oh oh yes of course. I understand that you you had these right.

These are amazing. Yeah! Park your cars in the spaces go to the car wash. Yeah, we never did that. We try to make our hamsters go down the streets.

This is why girls shouldn't play with toy cars. Okay, you should play with your Barbie dolls. Wow! you are looking for a one-way ticket to cancel my guy the ispal staircas right over. Oh I think this guy's about to give up on like everything people have spiral St Keys How do you get your furniture up to the second floor? I Don't do you just say car of a hole in your roof and just air drop it through a helicopter? So someone called me a and they made sure to elaborate that it's not because of like how I act or what I do or who I am.

but I just look like a and to look in the mirror. So I looked in the mirror right? Oh no he does look like even got that pee hole. He's got the silhouette that's your cut. Dude, that's your choice.

Yall are a cute couple. Did you just we were D did you? Oh you're not a dude. That is totally my bad. I Did not know that.

that's all me. that's all me. that's a girl and the dogs up. Oh oh she knows what she's doing.

She's trying to look like a dude like come on, she's trying the haircut. the shirt. also technically he could have been like I you could have been a couple lesbians H what? no no that's such a like world ending. No no yeah no.

like he found out his Crush like has a has a girlfriend sorry boyfriend. no it could be a girlfriend too. That's not a loss, then that's just hot. Let on myself again for another day.

Maybe I can think about why you don't have a husband to a teacher. Yeah this kid Savage looks like she a cute little innocent kid. What do you even do as a teacher? You can't sock him in the face or anything. Not that you should, but crazy y'all want me to turn myself in I know you're not going to do yeah I'm not.

yall going to have to come find me cuz that's I that we first started talking. Hold on. What is that? Also, that thing talks well that guy already knows where he is. Just the fact that he's communicating with him means that device is like Wi-Fi enabled and they know exactly where he is.

Dude that's pretty sick. So at a girl's house he like smashing his like with socks on my God if socks. Maybe smashing his bro. that makes not okay mom pick which one you like the best.

um and then I'll I'll get them to send it out. okay I kind of I'm looking for some I'm kind of looking for something on the lighter side. So anyways Honestly though it's not that surprising to find a person in there, he's like how about you pick me instead, how about you take me home oh I get it as an I'll be your rug step on me I'll be your rug step on me, do your yoga on me, sit on my face I to commit I try to uh o on a bottle of th Grand M You know those vitamins. vitam vitamins.

Yeah I try to OD on vitamins. What would you get just better? Yeah I don't know. but then you look at the vitamin bottles and they're like this is 6,000 of your daily intake and I'm like all right I guess this supposed to be good for me. we getting closer to his return and the closer we get to him, the faster things are going to happen.

The faster the healings, the faster the Deliverance the F oh my God Why does the Holy Spirit sound like a 80-year-old fortnite kid I Have heard the voice of God now and he is a fortnite kid. This is my favorite card I Know no. Mine is Jar of greed I Still have a Jar of Greed card on my childhood bedroom wall. it's been there since I was like 12ch.

Punch yourself a genie. Finally somebody that didn't beat your score. You can go and suck a cucumber dude. At least you're were able to hit it for whole two points I didn't I'm just kidding J is strong, very hard.

Can I get a whole year in Hobbycraft I Genuinely love laughers who are wheezers. It's the most contagious laughter good W wo Why is it that when I do do Ab stuff like my belly is more like fatter I don't think that's the Ab workout I think that's yeah. You want to say something I think that's just God unfairly shooting you with extra tummy for no reason? Yeah, he's got lots of B muscles. It's just hidden underneath the stomach.

What is that? I don't know what is that Buffalo Wings Wings is crazy. My boy, those is definitely some Buffalo though actually I was always curious about that too. Why is it called buffal? Why is it called buffalo wings? Because they're that big. They're Buffalo size? No, it's actually because it's from the City of Buffalo New York New York That's where the sauers originated.

How can you cut into a red cabbage and see this and think there's no God What? Yeah, it's the Star of David What isn't that more like? Well, should you believe in like the Jewish gods, what do you think the Jewish gods are H What Pantheon are the Jewish gods I Don't know Jessica says I'm being weird, but she said that this movie made a lot of people into furries. But objectively this is handsome horse. Like this horse is very handsome. No, you know what made people FES Zootopia the goddamn rabbit and all her curves and her thickness and then it was probably My Little Pony You know, like My Little Pony I know what it is, but why would that make them furry? They were the original like starters of it and it's like Powerpuff Girls made everyone pedos.

Okay, oh it reminds me of him. She said that or no. the daughter, the daughter and the mom's just like a she like okay that's enough. that's enough lotion for today.

What is that? Oh this a dude. the bird wanted to kill itself. why would you fly onto the hot pan? Luckily it doesn't look that hot like. pretty sure if it was actually hot, he would have gotten the out of there in like half a second.

You know what's a lot bigger than you actually think it is? First of all, that's what she said. But second of all, the real answer is a stoplight. W No way. No, that's that's not a regulation size stop light.

No, maybe you're just a very small B They're different sizes depending depending on where they are. The larger the crosswalk, the larger the lights are. They are that big. That's crazy.

but why do you have a stoplight? There is traffic on that road. He stole it from 1,000% He's a Menace hello Are we ready for the day? What are you doing a Her response is so adorable The Joy Should be spending time with us because you make me require the mother All right J That's it for Tik Tok Woo Thank you so much for watching! Please leave a like And subscribe for more videos. Thanks for the outro J You always kill it. We appreciate it.

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