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Unexpected. Today we're doing our unexpected Oh cool Live! W This place is awesome. Oh my. God Where are they live streaming from I've never seen something this cool.

Yeah, are they in the LEDs Oh, it's a gamer sauna genie that's a thing. Yeah yeah. Take me there, say you go to the New York City Subway. Do you expect to see this? Let's say you're just leaving the train yo.

that girl hard stared. Well I mean would you not stare? It's kind of hard to ignore Unexpected Genie Look at this woman. Apparently there is a family that that caught her that's not real at the end. But here's the unexpected part.

Jack got a reduction. Maybe it's expected. Hi everybody. that's what she looks like now.

I Hope you're all doing good. I Think it's smart, but I think a lot of people would be very upset at the loss. You know what lost everybody lost. this entire world lost She? What do you mean? She won lost one of the largest pairs of breasts in the entire world.

She had back issues. My dog doesn't want to take a bath alone and obviously I don't know what to do. so I'm just going to get in the bath with him and I'm going to document that process. so I haven't stirred the bath yet.

but I have him on the leash next to me so that's a funny looking dog that is a funny G This entire video is unexpected. Give you my heart. I Give you everything I give you all of you you didn't give you didn't give me I Am a man I need it. Oh the emotion in that statement.

Oh I feel from the pain in his voice Genie You know how much that meant to him Really? he's a man Genie What don't you understand Buying cigarettes? Take some over there. Yeah, that one right in the back. is she trying to rob sir? that one right over there. That guy is just not good at his job.

Maybe why does he have that for these exact situations? This a good idea though. Yeah, good idea. The situation in the Japanese city of Nara during a downpour. It's wet.

Oh there I Know I don't want to be outside Reindeer like no rain. reindeer. Wait, aren't those reindeer? No, no, they're not. Aren't those deers supposed to be out there in the while? What are you doing under man-made structures like get out there, hide under trees where you normally hide my daughter getting dropped off after a party.

she's going to get taken advantage of hen stop projecting hey Mommy Mommy I'm so sorry. she's going to get boned. She's not going to get bed. hi my name is Ronnie I am sober I drove her home my girlfriend's in the car.

Oh what a responsible, good gentleman. He actually helped the girl out and didn't take advantage of her. Oh my. God So unexpected men being good.

Whoa, that's nice of him. I would have been like B you're getting an Uber I'm not driving you home yeah Henry doesn't drive people home. well not a stranger Trump Playing golf Trump Shooting right now. Damn he's rolling heavy.

Hit this hole in one. He owns his golf course right? Oh my. God Oh my God I Got that on video. Oh wait, what if that's just a guy that like has shaved vaguely like Trump How do you know for sure that's Trump There's a lot of like middle-aged white man that look like that.

he had a Maga hat on. He could just be a Trump supporter. My worst nightmare. Oh is this going to be a jump scare? This is going to be a jump scare I can feel it.

Oh my God Here's the thing. why' you continue you wanted to die. Yeah, you go down there. it's like 95% chance death.

Pure example of muscle memory. Oh oh my god. Oh jeez, dude that R's like what's going on Oh yeah I wonder how much that hurts a lot I mean but he's a ref right? So he also probably like Prof but it still hurt. He's like bro bro.

I'm not in this game I'm not a part of this Dad Making sure this kid keeps a safe distance from the guard. Oh wait, he's going against like his entire code. everything. He's not supposed to do that.

Yeah, he's supposed to be ack bag Wow! Finally one of these guys like showing like a sense semblance of humanity I wouldn't have trusted I would take the step away like no. Is this a test I wonder if it's illegal to like blow a fan on them while they're on duty and see this is the exact reason why they're such because Genie come comes by with her fan and his cuz they seem hot oh can't turny call them okay what do you think I was trying to say like annoy them no if I want to annoy them i' be like hey you got to e no eating chips in the tube oh this isn't the tube, this is the YouTube the London Underground does not allow eating chips or crisps on the train the London Underground does not allow eating Cris or chips on the train can I have one? oh it's literally him. The thing is like he does the voice so well that anyone would have believed that that was perfect. How tall are you 5'8 Yeah yeah, 5'8 could guess.

Guess all right. First thing I noticed was this porch in the background that is almost certainly at the exact same height as this patio roof, which I was able to confirm from this angle is a total of the short side of 26 bricks plus the long side of one brick and 28 gaps of mortar, but actually only give us a height approximately equal to 6'4 in which is obviously not going to be correct because the standard height of a door in the United States is 6' 7 in which means we're dealing with some non-standard bricks, but taking a look at the patio from this angle I'm able to notice this over here which I identify as a square horizontal termination cap giving us a height of 94.5 in. Now what we need to do is figure if this is 8 ft tall, what percentage of that 8 ft does this woman take up? So if she's around 68.5% of that total 96 in, she will be somewhere around 5'5 to 5' 6. We were pretty close.

You said what? 58 That's not even close. No, that's like 2 in off I Was thinking she probably be around my height the height of like a slightly unusually tall woman. A slightly tall, not unusually tall, unusually taller than you. Yeah, thanks for saying that.

Yeah Mhm I Love you. What a shocker what kind of be makes Milk what kind of bee makes Milk Yes boobies oh my God oh my God wait wait I think I know have the word bees in it. That's inappropriate. Wait they have the word bees in it Yeah it's spell B O O B E E s boobies.

what did you say I thought it was going to be like a um like a CGI of him be like and he just punch the off because it's my Tha no way anyone is going to believe the story. he opens the door. Who's that for the delivery man? Oh delivery yeah thank you. The other dog got the stuff.

he's like I got the stuff. Now can you please get the out of here? You should have a handicap pass if you park in those spots. Eh, No. Do that.

It was not intentional. Boys come here Dude I told you made a mistake. It's 100% my bad I didn't see the sign IED up I just that's all I did and I'm really sorry you want to. maybe just give me the $50 fine so we don't snitch on you.

we'll just take the 50 and then I'm not going I know but it's can you just get on our same eye contact and just say sorry then for maybe like on your KNE like on your knees on your knees so we could see I'm Sor I'm not a dick I just messed up all right I'm just thanks. What? Wait a second hold. Did he not find that suspicious at all? Oo that's spicy. some kind of Tasco no.

okay and she going to be like oh yeah, that's just water e why is she drinking what's OT What mother? how would you know know the taste of where do you think your daughter sourced it? Did you just spit Your chip on the floor and then put it back in your mouth? Why do you have such good side? Vision off yeah I mean you did say avocado tastes likeis right? So avocado oil would be like the discharge of the P Sean said that he heard from someone because you don't know what the taste avocado tastes like penis. Wait is that why Sean says that to catch people to be like oh so you know what penis tastes oh my God it's a Home Depot conference. Greatest press conference of all time. I'm excited.

Is he like a Cartel leader? Oh my God. Oh who was the dumbass reporter who kept talking? Would it be funny if it's all men? So they're like yeah, husband understood the job. This is what the wives expect. but let's be honest man, men don't care.

a yeah. Every girl thinks that this is like what their husband is going to look like, but they're just going to be. Stone Cold Stoke like one packet of condoms please? Your your favorite chocolate? PES Yeah thank you packet of condoms. Please Sure here do I have to pay for that? Uh I guess not.

Yes Condoms? Fine. Why is she so upset? Thank you? Hey Listen listen listen yeah every week come here and you buy condoms. Yeah so so you don't have a girlfriend? Yeah I don't have a girlfriend but that girl working in there. she's my ex-girlfriend Ah makes sense now.

Checks out who is this guy though? Why is he always here? Is his current boyfriend? Oh really? So that's why she's so upset. What are you allowed to do that? Uh, that seems highly illegal. Yeah, what the it wasn't even like sanctioned. They just crossing like waterways.

Like nobody said anything. They're just like, yeah. just destroy the ecosystems. Why won you destroy the world? You're probably wondering how he ended up in this situation.

So am I running away from something. A cow. A cow, a cheetah. Wow.

he's so agile. Pull the Neo from The Matrix Is this his house? No, you know there might not be piss down there yo there might not I piss all the time in my dreams I had a dream and I don't have anything out there where I couldn't stop pissing for like 5 minutes and it was freaking me out and I woke up No I do that all the time. Accuracy: medium Vanilla cone. oh that was supposed to be chocolate.

Oh okay. is that really ice cream? He sticks like that? No. I'm kidding. I think it's like whipping cream? Yeah, noing way.

How does it not hurt? Bro played a major role. You don't even need a cold gas Thruster System: You already have hot gas, but this is only for the booster, right? Yes, although arguably now you mentioned it, We might might be wise to do this for the ship too. All thanks no, are we're going to fix that. Jeez, I'd say that's like one of the biggest improvements that we've made.

It occurred to me while I was explaining it to you I was like wait, what are we doing What? Bro inter ladies and gentlemen, the man responsible for taking us to Mars The man who owns Twitter The richest man on earth. Hey, but that's actually good because he's like willing to take input and advice and realize when he's wrong. a Henry Let me please I don't care The Nostalgia Concept: My generation is finally kicking in. Wait, that's I was thinking the camera quality is too good.

That's AAL in current day, that's crazy. She still looks like she's in 2005. How old is she? She's probably like 40. Dude: come on, she's 38.

She's almost 40 cuz he was a skater boy. I'm like, no, that's SK Grandpa Here's the thing: I'm Gramps too. but he's not exactly a boy math teacher? No thanks. Is that the math teacher? Oh yeah sh wow.

maybe she was just a really bad teacher. You know why I pulled you over because I'm black. Yeah no no. your wife fell out of the car about a mile back.

the Wonder was so quiet. Oh wow, no wonder I had this great peace of mind and the serenity feeling that life was perfect. Just love that part of the night where the Cravings really kick in and you Just know deep down in your gut that it's time for a nice good old late night bowl of peas. All right.

So here's a new way to jump start your car. Do you think this is going to work? Kind of risky? Very risky. No way. No way it worked.

No. Henry wow it's the power of the com. It's not Cars work fine. My dad's dog got bit by a water moccasin.

oh what do you think this dog is going to look like? dead. what does that look like Murphy M at his face oh my God he doesn't go bark. it's B smile for the camera she's pregnant with food food yes I can tell I she's skinny I wish I could do that to my food baby. Sometimes it just it feels good to just kind of like let it all out you know Let it Loose Let it Loose Henry who oh no I just have rock hard ABS oh my Let it Loose no you do not.

Crazy arms from hell Oh PE people oh my God oh my got get the Z post Gen Andry I think he not only hit it, he's worthy of hitting it. Oh why are you so buff? Shower time to my tiny noodle. Oh oat milk is see cereal? Oh no. They replaced him with a towel.

No no no, they replac him with a tow. You don't do that to those you would the diet. What is those Henry the raccoons. You know.

uh-huh a So glad they can help that poor little caterpillar. Poor little guy has some stuck mold that's a stunning little guy. Let's get you fixed up. Almost looks like a rubber toy, right? o that doesn't look very comfortable.

Oh my. God all of that was in there better. So what was the point of doing all that? If you're just going to feed him to a Goddamn frog iguana? He's either clueless or too dedicated to his job. Do you like my dress? It's a good dress.

You look good. tall ones in your taste doesn't matter to me. I'll break anyway. Wait, what? he's going to break that back doesn't matter if you're his opponent or not or just a call like interviewer.

I'll break you girl guy, opponent, girlfriend I'll break you Mom Dad How it's started versus how it's going. It's your little baby, fluffy little growing little baby. Oh, that wasn't a cat. That was.

What is this thing? Not a tiger? That's that's it's. not a lion right? That's a it's a Main wait, how do you know this? Because I dude I Love cats. Why didn't we get one of these cuz you would die Or the uh, what do you call it hypoallergenic? No yeah, oh, that's your Pis why you set my penis because you're like K I Get a cat dope. Wait, he's still good.

He's still good. He's still holding on. Oh yeah, oh they're going to like fight it out. Yep yeah, they're going to kill each other.

That's always how it goes. but they had a moment. dude. man, the guy's face was in his crotch for way too long.

CU This is the only way I'm going to survive. bro I'm going in a typical Day in Canada Hoser oh my God Oh my go oh my don't no oh no please multi yes yes that's it I don't get the last part. did they do that in Canada no that's cringe dude. oh okay oh no oh no they don't want to go in.

she do nice oh my God nice. Oh they had all their Electronics oh it's far. it's far too late. Yeah plus you threw it on concrete like justum.

Jph finished the phone off. you know in case water didn't get to it yet? That's what friends are for. Yeah, it totally counts, you know? yeah? I did the the 720 yeah I think is hilarious and it's really endearing that all three of them cheered random acts of kindness. Wow oh that sweet for the We Again I know you really? Oh, that wasn't even money, that was just straight.

What aing God I Actually like this homeless man's idea though. Like you get to choose what you're funding here because that that's probably everyone's biggest problem with donating money right? Like what are you going to use it for? Well now you know. Down he goes. oh oh oh no.

Good boy ate him. Oh no Henry he never had a never never stood a chance. Why the food takes so long at McDonald's oh they're having a good time. This is a McDonald's They have tortillas.

it's not a McDonald's Well I mean I can understand why they're dancing now probably cuz the music is so loud. Dude: I don't even hear the music to this video. but the way people are vibing. why didn't they include the music I'm vibing.

still a good boy. oh oh no, did you. You went right for the poor dog. He's ah, it's all over me.

Oh wait, what? Hold up. Hold on you got to go back More Dude: no no, it's J. She has a penis like what? don't you understand? girls got a penis. Futari F Futari indeed.

Oh dear. I Was expecting a toy but nice. Congrats You got enough cat I got it. C Cat kitty.

oh wow, better don't get I'll take that. Oh are you are you kidding me? Dude: D Dude yo. Where did the first guy? Yep there there he went. that was, that's a guy.

Yep and there's another guy. No this is video editing that's not a person. Get the out of here. I Mean what is that? It's a crocky.

oh hi crocky. Oh oh I think they just straight murdered their youngest brother. It's a prop. It's moved.

Very realistic. Yeah. I know there's somebody underwater. he was holding up a stick and moving forward for sure senior citizens today.

Oh yeah, it's like the the Chinese Kung Fu. Masters Oh my God My god. Wow. okay I don't know if he was trying to do that part.

Probably broke his 80-year-old back. He's 30. What? Look at his hands so they lied. yeah that's what I'm saying you piece of this is too insane early.

PTSD oh they're baby hws loading. What the is that? hey hey y'all what? The look at the guy's face, they're hearts are literally being out of their chest right now. Oh is that a window cleaner? No way. they're like no, oh it gives them food.

Where's the food part all I see is Deliverance of PTSD ancient Asian blessing ritual. Wow wow I Love Chinese Culture Genie hry that's Korean POV There's drama in your neighborhood and you want to know the people and then there's just this dude. just cuz there's cops outside doesn't mean you can't clean your car like dude. no he's there cuz he wants to be like so what happened oh I I was just here cleaning my car business when World Championship silver medalist Sharica Jackson of Jamaica won the Jamaican trials in Kingston with 1065 good.

Oh wow oh look out she meanss business a quick just going to say that hair like look kind of sus I don't get why she has that hair. She looks beautiful with just her like no she's she's got like two modes. You know this is her. You know, normal super saiyan.

this is her bank. Kai you're mixing two animal cats are just built different. Oh that's a huge wine bottle. Is he going for that? That's his Target right? He's really taking his time.

That was a 20 second attempt. a choke. What a choke. It's a failure.

Nail polish and disappointment. Please everybody get down. Give me all your money. it's got theet give me all your money.

He doesn't have a weapon does he? get down bag, give me the Mone sir that's not a gun everybody Give Me Everything I'm just going to leave I guess he can't get charged cuz he didn't have a weapon in the first place. Is that like a risk-free way to rob people like you Kind of just scream threatening things and then if people get scared like you get the money. If people don't get scared, it doesn't matter. You didn't have a weapon like you're not going to be charged.

Yeah, But here's the thing. I Don't think anyone like until they see the weapon they normally don't give a All right that's it for unexpected unexpected I Expect all of you to have an amazing day and leave a like was that your recordered impression I don't even know what I was doing. All right, Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you guys next time.

Peace bye Thank you so much for watching guys.