Yes and some mimi's lemons go green tacos, but everyone thinks chad looks like what he actually looks like veloutable um vladimir you're, replaced by volody me below the mirror is the superior vladimir right now so he's actually on the field. Fighting yeah - or maybe he just like wears that stuff to look like he's, fighting he's still being a leader, all the knowledge leaving my body 0.03 seconds after completing the exam whoa. Mario. What's wrong with your face, i don't remember anything from college.

It's terrifying! The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the well, you know what it is come on. They make you like memorize formulas, but when you're in the job, you literally just google the formula dude right like even a doctor right, i went to a doctor, the doctor googled in front of me, i'm like yeah why'd. I come to you, then, if you're just gon na google it bully. I slept with your mom eight-year-old me who sleeps with my mom every night check me back.

I sleep with my mom and my dad. Oh get on my level, especially when it's lightning outside thunder scares me a little bit and when i wet my bed, you max out the starter car in a video game. Oh my god, is he just straight going into the water? It's gon na travel across a river like that, or is the water just as shallow he's going where no man has ever gone before. I don't think the water is shallow.

I think it's the buoyancy of those like oh you're, right when i hear my mom in the other room talking to the milkman about how hard it is, but i opened up the milk bottle on my first try you're, so strong little kid i mean, while his Mom's getting in the other room, he has no henry, maybe that's not what they're discussing. Why else would a milkman say how hard it is she, no, the mom could be talking to the milkman of being like life has been very hard shouldn't. You be discussing that for her husband, not the milkman. Well, the husband isn't here my grandparents who drove two hours to watch me in a school musical me tree number two and i'm sure afterwards they were like.

You were the greatest tree. I've ever seen the way you just stood there all hard and stiff astounding even better than metapod and honey. Maybe you can move around a little less you're supposed to be juiced up dancing in the back for the next 32 hours after getting a buzz cut your hair's so long. I can't do that yeah! Well, yeah! I don't get a buzz cut but, like i have you know like the science bus right.

I just do that for days. In fact, me and kyle all do this for dinner everybody in this household. It feels really nice. Honestly, i pretty much get haircuts just for this reason.

You girls, don't get to understand this amazing. Some girls do girls who shave their heads - oh yeah, but you don't sucks to be a girl yeah. It sucks to be a girl. What are you gon na say? You can do that with something else.

No, where else can you do that, i don't know you're you're the one going on this whole side. Tangent, hey you watch how long i can hold my breasts. Are you watching? Ah, did you watch i did. I did you held it for an entire two frames.

It's amazing, oh my god, yeah kids do do that at the pool right they'll be like oh beat that, like now, you try and then like one of you guys like accidentally drowns, because you like stayed under too long. That was my childhood. Even the kid who drowned was he trying to hold his breath yeah, they did a holding breath contest, but he never thought to tell us that he can't swim, so he jumped into the deep end and everyone's like wow he's holding his breath for, like, oh my God are you serious and then all the adults like was freaking the out because they're like oh, my god, the kid tried. How long did they realize? I think like two minutes and then he died? No, no.

He didn't die, but he did like pass out. So they were doing cpr on him and he lived. Did he win, though yeah he won yeah, he won there. You go you all jumped in saying.

Like hey man, you won, he wasn't breeding the company releases, a game for pc and console only mobile game. Companies. 10 seconds later copy, that is there an elden ring on mobile as long as there's an opportunity to make some money they're in it, they'll call it alden wing, ellen wing yeah, basically the world's in the last two years, corona 2020 and then oh corona, 2021 2022 World world war iii - let's not get too hasty here, you know nobody. Nobody said that world war ii is actually nuclear bombs.

Let's just keep it as a meme. I mean knock on wood, but i don't think world war iii will happen. Please god, world war 3. Will not happen: jesus christ, dog owners versus cat owners.

Your dog looks angry, he's fine, go stroke, him, your cat looks cute, he's nuts don't go near him, yep yeah! No cats are like secretly, they look really cute. Really. Nice cats are like the you want, and then you go this close and i was like oh yeah gamers when lockdown had started. Yes, i don't get to isolate myself from society and play video games for 40 hours a day.

Oh, my god, all done it's like all the time. Oh, no! It's not! As if i've been living this lifestyle for the last five years, anyways, hey, hey good box, bad box. You know you would think the box that has more holes in it would be the box that the track would like, but apparently not, but they know that that's the transport one. They know that.

That's the one that, like you know they don't get to get out of later. Maybe the strategy is to put them in that box and then put that box in that box. That's up then they're, never gon na trust like any box. They go into hey.

Dad. Can you help me put some furniture together tomorrow? Dad complains about having to do stuff dad the next day at my door, like there's, no dad in the world. That would say no to that. That was like the way me and my dad bonded together, real real man, stuff.

You know it's me and me and pops. Are you implying that women can't put furniture together themselves without no? No, they can. But it's just like it's it's great father-son bonding stuff. Are you saying, mother and daughter can't bond by building furniture together? No, they can, but typically you wash dishes to get those kids.

Oh, my god, you order military forces from which, so that, like they bombed this by accident, but like your real military camp, is like a couple miles away. That's really smart. The other speakers playing background sounds are usually been being a military base. So a few soldiers can make it look like a whole brigade is there or what, if their actual highest tech of all high tech is in here, because you think they would use this as a decoy to not hide the real thing somewhere else, but they actually Had the real thing here, when you ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer, you say that you believe there could be an infinite number of parallel universes.

Does that mean there's universe out there, where i am smarter than you yes and also universe where you're funny? Do you see the smirk on his face where's his reaction and he realizes that he has just been annihilated harking the only one that needed a wheeled wheelchair. Damn that's to burn yo get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. You don't feel sleepy anymore. You can't fall back asleep, you hear birds outside and then you notice, it's like the outside is a kind of blue, a very nice blue and you're like oh and then like you, go and check your phone and it says 6 am and you're like, and then Just the act of you having to like move over and get your phone and then turn on the screen and the light hits your face now.

You're, really not going back to sleep gamers when they go outside seeing real life. Graphics are amazing, but gameplay and storyline are terrible life's a decent game. It's just too slow like, whereas video games are built to give. You dopamine hits at the right intervals life's just like it'll suck for like a month straight, and then you get the dopamine dopamine.

Americans, when they hear about legal drinking age in germany, americans, when they hear about legal age of consent in germany, if it's lower than 12, then i'll be surprised because japan was 12. or 13. yeah we looked it up. Is that why there's so much lolicon? That's why in germany, if it's lower than this, then i'll be shocked, there's no close in age exceptions.

You could literally be 30 and date a 13 year old. I understand now why they allow the kinds of dojin and hentai that they do look up. Germany. Okay, you guys go hand in hand all right.

It's not that much better yeah, because this is a huge difference from search yeah. That's what i'm saying you guys are crazy. All the pedophiles moving straight to japan and germany after they hear this six-year-old me thinking. What's wrong or sleeping with someone, why do they call it sleeping with someone because, like you're not actually sleeping with them yeah, because i've slept with like people, it's like? How are you supposed to like differentiate like actually sleeping with somebody right and like sleeping with somebody? Yeah, like i had a sleepover, i'm sleeping with someone, that's why you see your somebody, okay, jesus henry, how schools expect us to act when someone attacks us, that's true, just be like muhammad ali.

It's that easy come on. You died. You died. You you died.

Why are you making fun of me when someone says that this town isn't big enough for the both of us, so you make it bigger too? I haven't heard this line forever, though, like this town ain't big enough for the both of us who the says that in the morning, because i'm like 7 000 pounds can't fit in this town too many burgers yeah sure that would be 3.99 car declines. Cashier. We're digging our ice cream back. Russians realizing their currency is now the cheapest source of fuel.

What, if like you, go and buy a bunch of their currency right now and then, like you, wait until this war is over and then you sell for profit like now. You're rich right like a pretty solid investment right because, like eventually russia will come back, will they yeah what if they like win world war? Three, oh, oh yeah, then i'd be rich. Of course, i care more about the lives, not the money. You are the people that profit off of other people's suffering yeah aliens watching season 2022 of earth, and it went from pandemic to world war iii in less than two episodes dude the continuity of this man.

It's just they're, ruining the show that i feel like that'd. Actually make for like a really good season. That's like something! You never expect. You know like the plot chickens right.

It just gets crazier and crazier. But what, if you want some feel good moment, there's some feel good moments. Oh yeah yeah, one like the super bowl. Half time with snoop dogg in 50 cent toothpaste, company releases, new toothpaste, one out of ten dentists, they're like ew.

No, who is that dentist? Why is there always one? That's just like! No, what if like that dentist, is like the smarter one of like all the other nine dentists, yeah, honestly, you never know you know that's what you need 10 out of 10 dentists to agree. It's only 9 out of 10. you're one out of 10.. Why don't you recommend colgate? Why don't you recommend this wait, but they say this about every single two-faced brand: how could nine out of ten recommend both sensodyne and colgate, then these nine out of ten are flip-flopping or playing both sides of the coin.

They're liars, they're, liars, they're, not loyal when you finally make friends with people who are just as weird as you. Oh, that's so cool! Oh, they all look like they're having a blast russia whenever they get invaded in the winter. What oh? Isn't it like good for them because, like people get stuck yeah, that's the whole point they're like oh, no we're getting invaded yeah! You know today's youth will never know what it was like to see our homie ron finesse's way under the hardest friend zones. Ever.

Oh, my god does that literally look like impossible. That is kim possible. I i don't know the art style. You tell me this is an episode of kim possible.

No, i'm pretty sure they did not show this on. Are you sure about that? If ron stoppable can escape the friend zone, so can you he did he did this episode was real? No, no! It wasn't. What is this enjoy the fantasy, but don't believe it what his friends may never that is so deep what his friends may. Never all right! That's it for our memes make sure to smash like if what his friends may never.

Thank you. So much for watching we'll see you guys next time, peace. I think so much.