Greetings Welcome back to Mxr plays today! JG and I are looking at our next level getting in a good workout. It's Just Fitness it's it's healthy. it's good. Good for them.

He's getting gains in his chest. He's improving him self-improvement Oh, you need to play, don't worry I Got you. Oh, she's putting the cup back. You know you can do this on the ground here.

Here's everything faster. I Don't know. Put your two feet on the ground, got up and put it in. What would you guys do if you walked into your kitchen you saw your wife doing this.

I would call an exorcist. The car? the car. no, the car is filming him. probably.

Oh okay. I thought the car was dead set up like I Want to try this stuff out but like I Also enjoy living what is bro training for? Oh and he has dumbbells on yeah and so imagine without those you know how far can you actually jump? That's the thing he has to use the weights or else he'll poke his head through the ceiling. he'll jump way too high. Person slides all the way down his driveway without falling.

Oh hey. solid. I Feel like these skateboards are like ice skates, but he knows how to like correct his balance. If any of you have this kind of driveway at this angle of this kind of weather, I will be praying for your safety and no trucks coming down your road.

Student needs a DIY projection map light show. So Today we're gonna in my living room instead. Step one get projector. Step Two Two songs.

Step three: Measure out the windows carry a Pinterest board to solidify the vibe you're going for. Design a single frame to see how that Vibe transfers over to an end product. Write down every single movement in place in the subject and frame based on each. Beat of the Music in a rough storyboard, caffeine transfer assets into After Effects animate for a really really really really really really long time and adjust.

The corners of the windows match my living room. This is what a sleep deprived college student can do to their living room with a hundred hours of work and a projector off of Amazon Hope you enjoy. Oh it's uh, it's a Porter Robinson concert. Holy holy oh my.

God am I at EDC What are you doing in college? Yeah yeah, because you like shows, find an EDM artist. Damn even extends out. By the way, Nice house broke college today. she worked really hard put in the time anything is possible.

Fireworks show in San Diego where computer glitch caused the entire 18-minute show to go off in 25 seconds I think they're really white hard this year oh my God yeah I'm not I think we're gonna die. They're like holy the budget this year was Limitless I mean I don't know about you guys but I actually would rather go to this one because how often do you get to see like that's why for Henry's like Speedy fireworks. Yeah. Plus, like we all have things to do in the day.

It's like a bus and a nut, but busting the biggest, largest nut you've ever had. Would you rather? would you rather though, make it long than bust an average nut Or make it hella short 25 seconds. But it's not the best, it's the best. Would you want it in like I'll take 25 seconds? That's not because I've had, you know, lots of mediocre nuts, but I've never had that kind of nut.

Two-legged dog teaches younger dog with same birth defect how to walk. Oh no dude, you're just born that way. Oh he's like okay, that's literally how he walks. Yeah, you get down like that.

Holy, that's brutal. Like you're just born. You're like what am I T-Rex He literally is a tears POV Your mom is a fantasy photographer and this is what your 2022 looked like. Where are they getting these backgrounds? This is hardcore damn sickest family photos in the world.

Damn. Okay, why wasn't I born in this family families? When it's like Halloween time they're like we gotta go hard weightlessness during Free Fall Water is spraying out of the holes because gravity is pulling on the water right? right? But if Einstein is right, if I drop this bottle, the water will no longer feel gravity so the water should stop spraying out. So let's see it. Oh two one Yeah! so so if I started peeing off a cliff and I just jumped, the P would stop and it would just be my penis.

You're not pushing out your pee, you're just opening the hole right? Yeah, So if your friend is peeing and you wanted to stop being, push them off the cliff. Merry Christmas To the Orthodox Ukrainians on the front line hey foreign foreign 's on the front line fighting, he's got to play the xylophone. it's for like morale and then he gets shot at it. Three brilliant researchers from Japan have revolutionized the realm of mechanics with their revolutionary invention called Abedics.

There's a lot of revolutions here. It's so revolutionary that they couldn't get any higher than 240p to show it off. Oh, the resolution is not very revolutionary. Most of the new active ball joint.

oh so it's a circle that's also a gear. Yes, oh it makes sense. It's the futuristic gear. Oh so for robots? Yeah yeah, your limbs can actually where this.

CL this much closer to real robots at the end of civilization. Or if you've lost like a limb then you can use this so we don't even need legs anymore. Hey I live in the neighborhood. My Wi-Fi name is 1744.

Your wife is cheating I don't know how you did not catch on. Your address is 1744 where every day when you leave for work a Nissan Parks Three houses down walks up the side of your house goes in your back door. I'm assuming you don't have cameras back there. Okay, your wife is awesome but she is.

Unfaithful oh I'm gonna walk this way. but I don't live this way meaning you lose the other way. So and pop, it is you Yeah cause he doesn't want to know who he is because it's embarrassing. He's The Dark Knight He's a dark knight, but he defends loyal husbands from Unfaithful wives I Appreciate that.

Grand Theft Auto 5 barbers In real life, it's gonna give him the old Doctor Phil Oh, he's gonna give him like the perfect hair back actually. Oh, are these male weaves? That's a weave. That's a weave. It's not real hair, it's attached onto it.

Oh, it's a male weave that actually looks really good that looks amazing. So if you're a dude and you're bombing like, don't worry, don't even fret. But who cares. You can be a GTA 5 character when a 2.18 meter or a seven foot two inch person decides to cosplay and he's like equally jacked.

This guy's a monster. He's just straight big. Where's your son? Oh, there's your son. He's a literal human giant I Think though, even in the lore, he's not that tall.

Six feet four, yeah, he's a hole. has foot bigger. Whenever people are like seven two, they're always stinks like I don't know how you're seven two and this Jack this is unnatural. Like how much does he weigh I think he's a Remnant from the Viking age.

Okay guys, this is the live home. Mario Kart Circuit So they're playing on the screen but as you can see it's our house. Wait I thought this is just a meme. so the cars move around so they made it like a reality.

No I think it is a real thing. The thing is you can only play the same level and if Dad like walks in he'll like use like banana. Wow they really love their children. Hun yeah I would have just said Mario Amazon wants to map your house I Don't mind guys, don't get this for your kids Professor from Kabul ripping up his diplomas on TV protest of being a woman going to University this country is no longer a place to study I Got this diploma for University of India I was a university professor and taught in Afghanistan if my Mr mother are not allowed to study sorry sister, sister my educational documents, how many does he have Yeah and he's actually like fighting for women's rights and like he's not doing it because he wants to get in someone's pants either.

He's actually like losing something himself. True actual feminism there at the 2020. Tokyo Olympic One of the greatest moments happened. The top two final High jumpers became Thai and agreed to share the gold medal.

Did their Nations agree? Are you allowed to share the gold medal? Yeah. I Thought there was only one gold medal. I Guess they'll have like a tiebreaker or a death mansion. Oh oh my.

God That dude's the Slenderman They're like magikarps. They use flomp. Oh, they're both tied. What happens next? They're given two decisions.

Well then there you go. Yeah, let's just go for two of those because they're like, do you keep on at jumping No. Do I no I mean yo if that's an option like hell yeah. like you both win.

like why not, it's a win-win Nokia 3310 Getting crushed with hydraulic press. It's not possible the hydraulic press was loose. He's finally met its match. I Think no, he's stuck.

Can't do it. Look at how much weight there's 3 000 kilograms of weight. Oh no. Henry it's a phone they did not make that handles indestructible.

The transition from live footage to see giant 17 seconds is very well done. The training of this raven I Guess you know what? a stump is foreign like the smartest birds. oh sorry, is this a raven? You know what? I'm saying. What's the difference that's bigger Ravens are bigger.

Crows are smaller. They're so smart that this guy he says I saw one once in a McDonald's parking lot dipping his fries and ketchup before eating them. don't even like ein's not that smart. No, she's never gonna be that smart.

I Mean why is the bird smarter than you? An entire Garden without a single grain of soil, sand, or compost? What? Oh, he's growing lettuces. Okay, yeah, but then how does what did you put in there for it to grow? Wow. Looks like I'm playing Fallout right now and I'm in like the Institute I Think it's threatening me with how long it is. Don't stick that thing inside of you roller skates in the 1920s.

Smooth surface is not essential. Oh so you can just do it outside. Wait, why was this like wait abandoned? That's an idea you can either. Propel yourself along in ski fashion.

can you imagine Dad Where are you going to ski with the boys skills? How do you stop? I Don't think you do. In case you've ever wanted to read The Hobbit or the Lord of the Rings trilogy Andy Circus Who played Smeagol Gollum This narration for all four books on Audible and is spectacular. How did he not lose his voice? Dude, one of the Orcs sitting near laughed and said something to him abominable tongue that's Smeagol right while you can Little Fool Oh my. God How do I get this guy to dungeon master for next year? Dude The best dungeon master Henry Give me your best to our voice welcome in, have a seat by the fire that was gay I Know this sick handball shot.

oh what a pass. Oh that wasn't a pass. he spun it In Does anyone play handball like? what? do you? What do you play handball like? How do I How do I get in on this realistic humanoid robotic arm that uses artificial muscles, has full range of motion and can lift the dumbbell. Why are you guys making a Terminator Like why? oh holy it's a real cyborg.

The future is here. Oh my. God it has attendance. Oh god dude, there's like muscles looking over.

Genie This is like and you know Detroit become human when you detach their arm. That's what's inside. All right fellas. Are you ready to be useless? Are you ready to be conquered? This guy can do everything but better than you because he's a robot.

He can't even jerk off faster. Much faster rate. Just can't feel more than me. All right, it doesn't matter way you hope you feel anything soon.

All right, that's it for next level. Smash Like if you would like to be that guy and work out your picks and uh, thank you for making it to the end of the video. What an achievement! Not a lot of people do that, only those who made it to the end. You get this heart.

You get this heart. We'll see you guys next time. Peace, Let's go.