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Jim, would you like to see things that make you say what the guys look at that skilled genius at the rubik's cube now watch. I will solve it in less than one minute ready timer go hold on. I can i can. I can do this.
What about my movement skill? Does it look impressive? At least yeah? I mean it looks really good on camera. Okay, right, wait! It's not been a minute. It's not been a minute, it's not going to minute. Yet if genie finishes in one minute, all of you need to smack like on this video right now, almost done, if you don't finish this nobody's going to smack the like.
I know i know i'm going to finish it watch this watch this actually we're not going to get any lights. Oh watch this hold on i'm almost there. I'm done. No, i'm not hold on.
No no wait. Has it been one minute? It's screwed. I don't know. I don't think it's been one minute: oh shoot! Oh no, you're doing this video to failure.
It hasn't been tight. Yet it's not time it's not time to stop saying that. Okay, not bad. I don't know if that was in a minute, though we'll see in the in the editing room.
If we get the likes or not, okay, local pizza shop must have pissed off their graphic designer stop in for a sweet treat for your sweetie. Am i missing? Something? Is it? Is it this? Oh, i see what look at the coffee really carefully henry. Oh! No! I thought that was just cream. That's so subtle, though i know, if nobody told me, i don't think i would ever notice in like a million years, but at the same time, would you not want to try going in? Because, if their barista is that skilled to make that level of detail in their creamer, drawing like sign me, the hell up for your coffee, apparently this is the effect of a drug called la flakka, recorded on my way to work.
Isn't this, how like pink guy from filthy frank, behaved? Oh that's, that seems really painful holy sh. Is anyone gon na help, him, dear god, he's in so much pain? I was just like driving by. I think they just assume he's insane right. Okay.
Now that just seems like he's me me: okay, that's not funny, though that's i mean i guess he did this to himself if he consumed this drug called someone drugged him. Oh okay, what is a dark gun? Then? Then, then he got yeah the flock god. I seen a deer get leflocking too yeah that oh whoa, okay, no, not that! I think it's deer does backflip, it's so cute, but i'm pretty sure he's dying bath salts, oh it's! Oh! This is bamf paranoia and hallucination may lead to aggressive violence and self-injury yep. He's probably having hallucinations, he probably thinks he's getting hit by cars right now, a piece from my uncle's rock and roll memorabilia collection, mick jagger, snorted, cocaine 1968 from this plate, wow legendary, not that rare mick jaggers throwing cocaine from 1.7 percent of plates in north america.
It's actually more difficult to find something that he didn't: snort: cocaine from god, damn it nick jagger snorted from my plate again, damn it lisa sparks broke the record in 2004 for having sex with the most men in a day within 12 hours. She had sexual intercourse of 919 different men. Can someone do the math of how quickly each man had to nut? Oh, that's. That's like the more impressive part right like what about the men that have to just like what do you think that does for your like self-esteem? Afterwards? Do you think, like it went up because, like she broke a new record or it went down because also got railed by 919 different men? I want to know how many, how many seconds each man was in her for 12 hours. That's 16 right, 12 hours times times: 60. That's 720 minutes divided by 990. Men minutes 47 seconds per min. What if there were like two men in at the same time, then that would give them oh a minute 30 per minute.
Oh my wait. Wait wait! Wait! Three and then inside, at the same time, i think you did the math wrong no 47 seconds per minute. Oh okay times three. If you have three of them what's going on anyone, this is why we both failed it.
So that's two minutes. Two minutes you get! You get you're struggling, really hard, two minutes and 21 seconds. If you have three men at the same time per group wow, do you think these guys got paid to do this? Or did they all like sign up for this right because, like at that point like? Are you sure you want to stick your wee-wee in there like, where 919 other men just stuck it in literally only 12 hours? If it's in the mouth does the mouth clean itself, stds everywhere? Looking back at this panorama i took in 2016.. I thought i was alone at the time.
This is like where's waldo yeah. Where is she it's? Probably in the second picture? How did you find that out? What does this enhance, enhance, enhance, intense, it's true, there's a possum in my washing machine. Oh, my god. Is it alive he's just having a nap, i think it's playing dead.
No he's like this is. This is really nice, i'm getting a bath and a nap at the same time until um. You know he catches, one of those blades. Ah blades wait a second.
What do you think washing machines do begging move to another so level me some money? No, not today, you'll give it to me now. You'll give it now i'll give you a dollar now i'll give you a dollar now, don't give him anything, you'll just waste it on ammunition, literal centimeters away from disaster. Oh my god, i think that's bf versus gf. I told you don't do that till the last second, it kind of seemed like jesse wanted her to die yeah.
What is that i mean? Okay? I guess you saw it until they removed, but he did kind of say it a little late. That seems really unsafe. Yeah pregnant with triplets. Last but not least, that looks like a thumb.
We got the blood vessels holy crap. I don't ever want to be pregnant, because what, if i get triplets, you can do it right here. You can do that. No, i don't want. It seems. Pretty reasonable, i just wan na write a reasonable belly if you ever needed to at any moment to like use it as a weapon. You can just hungry it's my baby's in there i mean, just like hypothetically, a woman swings off a subway handrail by her hair. What, oh, oh god, how is nobody paying attention to this just another day in the subway? I think that's a legit thing.
You make it a knot. So the tension is here. It doesn't pull your actual hair. It just pulls at this knot.
That's how like rapunzel operates. You know where are you laughing at? Yes, we shall use the disney fictional movie rapunzel as a as the basis and foundation of life. Oh, oh, no dude! What is all that stuff? Does he have to put all that? Back? Probably it was just an innocent snowball. I just saw that coming well, but you know what they say: right: flap of a butterfly wing causes hurricanes and tribeca tribeca libero new york city.
You know we don't get hurricanes there right, i mean uh. Would you say, tornadoes hurricanes? Oh, we do get hurricanes there. Oh, maybe you're red. That's not a saying, though smoking scorpions to get high is a growing problem.
In pakistan, the high lasts around 10 hours and it supposedly makes everything. Look like it's dancing. The scorpions can be smoked straight or mixed with tobacco or hush. Oh, my god.
These poor scorpions out there in pakistan just like chilling in the desert. Some guy comes up to him with a store he's like no, not again. Oh please huh and then he just gets smoked. That's really terrifying! That's disgusting! Where can i get a scorpion and try this scorpion lives matter? My friend, i'm just kidding strange moving light phenomenon in the sky.
You mean the sun. Is it that the sun? No? Maybe it's the uh like the gerber baby or whatever. Is that like? What's it like like baby baby yeah, it's like hello, teletubbies was a weird show: it's the baby son holding them captive, oh thin, rope. Maybe it is connected.
That's for sure. I don't think it is, i think, there's a car, oh yeah. It is moving separately, yeah, the thing's straight up, accelerating yeah. I guess like you, can't get arrested for that either, because people just think you're like hitched up to the car in front unexplained phenomenon.
In a lake filmed by youtuber, bruto syndicate documenting unusual events in this area, whoa, what's underneath the is this? Oh, is that dude you legit found it's it's alive. This is like from uh war of worlds. Oh, it's aliens they've planted their eggs inside of earth. How much would i have to pay to jump in there and touch it nope? I wish this guy would do it for like research.
You know it's always the unexplained phenomenon that gets filled by a motorola razor. It really is always the worst quality which just makes you think it's probably like fabricated. Maybe he don't have iphone who's still recording things in like 240p. These days, it's 20 22.. It looks like a spring head to me. Water bubbling up moving the sediment over and the sediment settling back, okay, i'll jump in slow death and pending, it's called the wet floor shop. I don't care how much you pay me, i'm not drinking that. I really wonder what that tastes like i'm, not that i like.
I want to try it well, i'm curious what the flavor profile that would be imagine you have a baby and spent all your money and emotion on it. It does something like this one day and dies. You've got ta, be paid up the ass to be willing to do that. One billion dollars.
Yes, one million dollars yeah five hundred thousand, i'm gon na cap it out at like a million dollars. Maybe what about you? Never found this thing at the antique store five years ago, still there to this day. What is it? Oh, it's all. This is like a new at the start of the matrix, but he never like made it out of the sack it's like.
I wonder why it didn't sell in five years also the fact this cost over ten thousand dollars. Oh my god, i could see why, though, because to make this they have to kill a person yeah or they found a corpse. You know a whole like a real life person's worth at least 200 000 dollars. That's how much a person costs how much does functioning for functioning we're gon na get tracked.
You legally want to sell your heart, see a heart one million. You can sell a heart for a million dollars yeah, because you're gon na die. Oh so then you can be worth like over. A million dollars then mop in the fish tank.
Oh god! Oh, what the i don't know like what to feel more grossed out by the fact that the wall is now filled with fish water or that the fish needs to now suffer the gross dust off of the wall and you're gon na eat that fish wow. That salmon is only seven dollars, a pound yeah, i'm still not buying it, yeah jesus special when it comes to seafood, fam, wow yeah. Isn't this like? How are you dying? No, that's chiropractor! Oh right! Is this not chiropractor? This is chiropractor. Oh, i've seen chiropractic videos on youtube as well genie.
Is it one of my favorites show me. I know what you're about to show me. You don't need to. No, i get it, you don't need a shirt.
No, no, i can show you i can show you lots of really good content out there. Baby's first chiropractic visit. Oh, what wait you can do that on babies - oh my god, punt it with one. A small herd of cows found their way into a newly built home in montana and lived inside for about a month before being noticed.
What wait were they living in the home, or did they go on vacation for a month, because, i'm pretty sure it's kind of hard to not notice your home turning into a mud bath? Is that mud or is that poop, oh gene? Why did you have to say that that is? I mean i'd accept this, if i could, like turn them into nice, ribeye steaks afterwards, you know is that what cows are for met this guy, who had his wife's eye professionally, turned into a ring? I'm okay holy your eyes are so beautiful? No stop! That's really scary! You know what would where they would look even better on he just like grabs it. Isn't that kind of like a mad eye moody. He has it on his eye. Oh yeah, that's right, fell on a goose set plate at work years ago. Oh, oh, that's! Worse than legos, of course, it's worse than legos. It's a goose set plate used for it's just to uh, affix structures and beams. Oh, that makes sense. Ouch, probably good acupuncture right, probably loosened up your handle pretty well.
Okay, i don't think that's where you should get active after three years of marriage. I just found out my wife cuts around the sticker instead of peeling it off. Did you ask why it's so much more work, 15 plus years and she still chops vegetables on a plate instead of a cutting board? I hear the knife edge die with every impact sound. Why don't you fix it? Why don't you change that? How are you people still in relationships with these women if you're a wife, you can't stop doing this? I'm sorry it's time to leave it's time for a new woman, rapunzel's incentive to climb the tower all right.
It's rapunzel! Yes, she's! Oh, wait! What happened? Ah rapunzel! You freaky all right. How did she even do that like? If there's nobody else there on the tower she has a pet chameleon. He did that for her. Yes, all right.
That's it for rwtf make sure to leave a like if you are now officially incentivized to rescue rapunzel all right. Thank you. So much for watching we'll see you next time, peace! All right! Thank you! So much.
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Hmm I wonder if this was a older recorded video judging by Henrys hair
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Me: The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering.
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