Hello Everyone! Hi, what was that? Sorry, you want to check out some tick tocks? Oh I do Oh okay, Thank you. You rock. That's my locker. Get the flip.

It just ended her life. She's dead Genie her brain splattered all over the concrete. Damn she was so young too high school. I Put this booby up I put this boobie up and I drop it because I don't care I don't care I Don't think this girl even understands what the video is saying except for the booby part.

That's all she got the memo for. She doesn't look real. She looks like a doll. No, it's a 40 year old man using a filter.

Henry Oh my. God the program. hey whoa you look naked. oh she still looks naked.

Yeah, she is naked I mean she is not naked UTV Ride back door. ooh two. right back door. ATV she took the back door.

Okay, we're going in boys. oh no oh that. Snow's gonna turn brown real quick. Yeah, what the hello Thank you All right What's wrong That was actually terrifying? Oh my God it's the floating pair of Dentures ah damn this Baby's got moves and he's really tall for being too.

Oh thank you. Can I get my bill? Yeah, absolutely okay. Who hands the bill over at the other table though? Oh no. Can I get another one sir.

this is dessert. Well, that's also what you get for just ordering one cake with seven people on the table. If I were to what happened to you, what happened to your content, you were supposed to destroy the useless. How'd you that up? So bad she was trying to show off dude.

she was trying to like go from zero to 100 too fast. She's like look at me, it's like me when I like take a piss in the morning if I'm wondering I'm trying to get as far as I can from the toilet bowl. but then you rush it a little bit and you get a little bit of piss on the side, you ever want to stop. Hey bro, What you up to the one extra long pause.

It's like those waiting machines that turn into humans. At some point you're like, oh, they're here. It's just like a pre-recorded message. like wait makes sense.

Very true. My God no, you goddamn Koreans man, why can't you just get shot like the rest of us. Hold up, you're not gonna stand. Nah, they're fine you Koreans though.

All right, thanks for paying your rent this month. Go ahead and sign here. It's just going to ask you a couple of questions. A tip: I'm not tipping my landlord so you'll tip a barista who pours overpriced coffee into a cup, but not the guy who's on call 24 7 to make sure you have a safe home.

I'm not tipping you. This isn't a restaurant. Okay, so you'll tip an extra 25 for somebody to carry you a basket of chicken wings, but you won't tip someone who responds for after hours emergency calls. I Uh yep.

Well, I guess when it's time for your lease renewal I'm gonna make sure gratuities included in your rent. It's a little tip. I Learned from Two Guys take on real estate. What is this actually something that's for the landlords Since when did people like care about landlords I Thought it was all like yeah, the landlords they keep raising on Iran I Think will raise your lease.
but I don't know. this guy's name is Two Guys take on real estate I don't see the same. The same guy here said green hair you. We put you in there because you're goddamn annoying.

Soccer: That's the first thing you do when you get out. He's probably in there practicing for so long that he can just do whatever the he wants. He's like you don't understand. My powers grow greater every time you lock me in.

They say it is that good. Is that good? What? No chicken foot will make you think that's good? Oh those are wires. Yep, lots of houses just instantly lost something critical. It sounds like from a cartoon dinosaur cartoon.

Oh the power of air. Oh wow, look at how much weight you can lift. Wait, this is like is this like Jinx you? Likely? Why? Dude: VI is real. Would you rather have an A50 credit score? two million cash right now or 4K a week for the rest of your life 850 Credit score.

That's easy. Why? Because you can easily get the money off the credit. You can literally go and apply for any any and every credit card knowing the man and they would give you over two million dollars within a day. Easy.

And you do all the inquiries at one time. and that way it only count as one inquiry for each different credit bureau word that's valid. Let's go man. But then you have to pay off the 2 million right? Isn't that how Credit card? Works Yes So no I would not take the credit I would take 4K a week.

Also, don't you need like income? You have to pay that back. It's like what if the dude doesn't have a job and I don't think it's gonna give you two million in cash. So you take the 2 million right? You invest it in index funds. 10 return.

Okay, that means you get like two mil like 200 200, 000 a year. That's less than 4K I Just calculated. So yeah, 4K a week? No no, we can't do math God Damn it. Yeah, same idea.

What was she doing? That's how they do eyelash extension. They get glue and then they stick it. Dude, girls are weird man. the thing you guys do for beauty is weird.

how to steal from a store easily if I walk, normally, watch. Wait why is that no? It's because the sensor can't pick up on it. Keep moving it. Yeah, yeah, but technology is not good enough.

The tech won't grab you, but a human person will literally grab you and be like ma'am what are you doing I Thought this was a scar at first and then I realized it's probably a hair splinter. This happens when a hair gets stuck in the top layer of the skin. especially in animal hair. Dude.

Henry this happened to me. Are you serious? Yeah, when not that long. but I've had several on my hand and Splitters are the worst paper cutter splinter because that that gets over with. you know the Splinter stays there.
You just watch it like fuse into your skin like oh cool. oh no. This is Genie's favorites. All right.

So these are called dials. Flip your hands straight and practice stacking your fingers on top of the vagina. Like So now Zeal he collapses his hands into a ball like this. When he opens it up, he dials, Then he switches their placement, undials it and goes back into the ball.

No. I just want to take a jiggle. It floats. I Just want to make the hand vagina.

How does it work? Does it look like a vagina? Yes, it looks like a vagina. Oh my. God See spot on. What a Chad man balls of steel to be able to sing that song in front of Like so many people could you do that with like everyone's parents staring at you? Yeah, since y'all just got engaged, what's Y'all's fetish? I'm really really into Asian women despite what? I'm marrying Bruh I'm literally a white woman I Don't know what to say about that.

What's your footage? Not man right there? This one. Yeah! Thank you I Hope you all have a great wedding and they were married for one day and then it was over. No. I think the engagement called off and that's what happens when you get too drunk, get a little bit too honest.

What? That's honestly what he feels, right? He shouldn't have said it. Well, no thank God He said it because then she dodged a bullet and doesn't marry him because he has this repressed hidden truth. it's gonna pop. It's not a condom so it's not gonna last.

Oh no, no stop Dude, Stop that please. it wasn't that loud and you find out, right? This is by far one of the tastiest breakfasts I've had in a while. This is French AKA French toast stuffed with spread wait, hold on what was happening I don't know. Okay dude French is like perfect now.

All of these squares are their own and digital apps we have. Oh is he teaching his parents how smart TVs work right here right here? Put that down on Netflix Put Okay wow. somebody actually taking the time to educate their parents. Maybe this is what we should all be doing for our parents instead of being like Mom you're a Boomer go read a newspaper or something.

Go back to your tablets. Where are they go back to your ancient stone tablets? Yep, um oh no, he didn't make it. Uh, maybe it feels good to work that hard. You know? maybe you feel accomplished.

Makes me feel like maybe I don't work hard enough, you know I'm sleepy all the time. Yeah, exactly I don't So does that mean What does that make it? Then A box of mixed biscuits in a biscuit biscuit. A box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer. A box of Miss Bisque mixed mixed bro.

ain't that alcohol is literally a box of mixed biscuit in a biscuit bisque. Is it because they're from Detroit a box of mixed biscuits I Think it's because they say mist. they don't seem mix. they say like Mist box of mist biscuits in a Biscuit mixer Are you from Detroit food to bring to a party Cigarettes yeah you know what he said.
that little puff dude, it looks like really good homemade Pocky Can I bring this to all like smokers Anonymous Or like the meetings where people try to get off smoking? Yeah I Want to be like all right I brought some snacks. oh ouch which is freaking bows in this movie Mandalorian looking dude guns John Wick There's medieval knights fighting. uh Ninja Warrior and John Wayne what's going on in the new channel? Like dude? Oh okay, that's just a team. Oh no.

okay, hold on. no skin left, dude. but he's presuming that he would have the body of a like yeah, he doesn't look like that. look at all That damn boy.

am I going to hell Henry Yes damn it you are Who puts whole olives like that on a pizza? dude. can we watch it one more time? It brings me a lot of Joy But gee, are you okay of going to hell? bro. he's right there. He's right there.

Go. just get him. Whoa. That was their house.

Dude. They should make this an actual ad for Fortnite. Build something that looks just like your house too. Like it's immersive.

It's real. You're not just playing game. It's a life. So weirdest.

Journal I've ever used in my life. That's a really expensive and nice device my friend. I Admire that stream. Holy straight I Can I can make one of those I Wish you could see some of my streams man.

and I'm not talking about the ones on Twitch Is that's just a fur, right? That's just no. that's their ass cheek. Are you serious? Why do they need dumpies in that large shitty? What is that surf? like? What purpose? They have no right to be that thick. Damn girl, did you get thicker? That's his mom I Went from like a compliment to like a compliment it could be.

if you like some thick, would you be happy about that before. I Slap my stomach and was like it was confusing for my ass. Please let me know it's game over. Yeah, it's game over at that point.

the smash of a girl who I think could be the love of my life me writing my opening message. this man is working on his. Masterpiece LeBron draft 300 Exquisite work. Now we wait.

If your phone died. Oh no, it's been seen. Not again. Marvin's Room Number eight in D Minor Something has to change.

He's officially declaring his independence. You are looking at a free man. The search continues. What a journey.

I Think he just wanted to show off his wig These Hoes Don't understand the amount of work some men put into these messages and then and then you guys ghost us. It's literally two in the morning. Yep, that's me. Yeah, hell yeah.

I'm down to play fortnite living his best life playing goats I Didn't write the rules here. You know nobody told you that you couldn't be eating like this at. 2AM In fact, that's the best time to be eating like that. Everyone else is sleeping and you're having the time of your life.
and then you wake up in the morning with the massive diarrhea. oh God how did they make that happen? Huh? Oh, they just like glued it on didn't they? Oh well, that's actually really nice. Can you imagine if all mangoes came with that dude? Someone like breed them to have zippers? Yeah, what's the genetics for birthing the difference I Want to assume the one on the right is the real one? the right one is a filter. Yeah, the old man.

Yeah, there's totally a need for an old man filter. You could wants to look like an old man. Oh no, he's a no. he got his head stopped.

Oh no. but now he just looks like can I can I have some more now I'm interested. Yeah I think he added a little bit too much water I think he's gonna blind everything. amazing.

Still though, that looks great. So on purpose they add water I think they do. Yeah, but that also helps to keep it warm I Want to go this place? It looks great I Love hot plates man I Love hot food in general. All right, that's it for a tick tock.

what's it with Tick Tock Time for what? Genie Time to go enjoy the rest of your day. Oh my God You're free! Oh my gosh, you have a whole day ahead of you I Hope we're assuming they're watching this in the morning for some reason I Hope you have an amazing sleep. All right. We'll see you guys next time.

Peace, Bye foreign.

8 thoughts on “Catching her off guard”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars necrotenki wongwat says:

    that guy need to get his dirty hand of the controller

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Vel Goes Brrr says:

    "Pรขte ร  tartiner" literally means "paste to spread" but in France we mainly use it to talk about Nut*lla (because it's what other brands and ripoffs call it).

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Nana Sarfo says:

    Sexxxxxxxxxxy

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dr. Deepanshu Chakraborty says:

    Why why her voice sounds different

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Pari Tee says:

    I broke when he said "Just like me when I try to take a piss in the morning.."

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars oldkayakdude says:

    $4k a week is 208k a year… yeah no contest.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mike Quinn says:

    Lmao getting shot in movies was sadly accurate.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Brandon Portugal says:

    Why would you tip someone whose legal responsibility is to keep up the property?
    TF?
    lol

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