Hello people! Today we're doing our comics for Comics to tell amazing stories that really move you and give you new perspective on life. For example, Azula's secret pre-fight ritual. Yes that is the Avatar Holy Today is your lucky day. Recruits I will lead you into battle.

Oh yeah, what are you looking at? Take off your pants now dude. that last guy still likes it. Nice! I Am very pleased with you guys. but I don't need all of you I will take two.

Oh who are the lucky guys? Follow me boys! Today is your lucky day. Oh no Princess today is your lucky day. Since you are new here, you don't know my secret before every battle I need to be fudged. This makes me unbeatable.

Ah yes in The Art of War they do say have the Shreks before battle and you will be guaranteed a victory. The harder you get, the harder you'll film on the battlefield. Oh yes, chase away pests. Okay so this girl sees a guy but like weird Fox Ari looking girl.

she does some ninjutsu's becomes the guy what she sees on the phone. oh I get it that that fox girl? It's the panda girl. You know what's more dangerous than deep fake AI Genie Ninja Shadows No Jutsu Can you imagine how much and misinformation what? you could read that? no what is that in the back? Oh isn't that her own? Isn't that her juices? Then can we not go into the jutsus and and the logistics of it? You have one wish I Wish for riches, diamonds, gold I Want it all I can grant this request but I'll require a cut. You must agree to give me half your treasure.

Do we have a deal deal? The contract is sealed. Goes back home honey. I Have amazing news Honey Hello Honey! Oh it's so good. I'll get it because that's half of his treasure Don't trust Genies Even this one over here Genie Will steal your soul given the chance.

No I won't. Okay, she'll steal your cookies given the chance. Oh yes. Mirror mirror on the wall.

Who's the hottest of them all? Wait isn't She's like 14. FBI We got him. Yeah, there's like perfectly grown woman. There's like Shakira out there or something.

and then the Samir chooses a 14 year old. Disgusting. And technically though, is it okay if it's who's the fairest of them all because that's the original. That still means he found like you know, the sexiest of them all like Mirror Mirror It shows like Dora the Explorer yeah and then on the bottom they're the line of Itty Bitty Titty Committee Does anyone have any questions about being a comic artist? How much money do you make? Have you ever had a useful job? Don't robots make fun? What would you do if you're drawing hand got mangled? Does anyone have any questions that won't make me cry on the drive home? What would you do if you had to show up to career day? I won't show up? Okay I wonder how many YouTubers is going to be showing up on career day now? or there'd be like hi I'm a tick tocker.

Oh can you imagine tick-tockers showing up on career day? I'll be like can you do the hit or miss thing for me please then instantly get thrown out? Well yeah, cause what are you Boomer dude that's so old. he's friendly. down boy, boy, get down down. He's never like this.

Get out of there out of his brain now boy. bad dogs get out of this sauce don't cost you look like gosh. This dog is amazing. That is what almost all like owners say like he's never like this I really don't know what's happening.

He normally behaves my parents, introducing their children. This is our youngest. He plays dozens of instruments at the Royal College of Music This is our oldest. He has a master in maths and Designs computers and this is our middle child.

She draws frogs on the internet. this one is a wizard. It's a job like if you draw frogs really well on the internet and people love it. You can make more money than the dude with a masters in mask and like.

To me that's more interesting if you're able to make money drawing frogs on the internet. I Want to learn more I want to know how you do this whereas the dude like with the Masters of math I'm like please don't tell me about that I'm not good at math. Do Not eat if seal is broken so the two kill will see us still alive Focus So they're like, all right, don't eat it. It's not gonna taste good.

it's probably expired. Well that's true though. like sand animals don't taste as good. Oh yeah, yeah, that's why.

like you want to like serenade your cows. Feed them well, let them walk the pastures. What do you think? Broke the seal dude. Well I mean it looks like he's trapped in the the middle of the ocean.

He can swim right? I Don't know In this area of troubling past issues coming to light: I Want to assure you there's nothing dubious in my history I Have no skeletons in my closet? You can dig into my pants all you want. Hey, is this your old deviantART page Wow, that is a lot of Star Trek Fan fiction and did you draw yourself as a Ninja Turtle Please stop digging. Every female artist has drawn gay fan fiction at some point. It's there.

It's somewhere hidden in their drives. I Know what? Genie Why would that? I'd probably do the same thing. No, you seem to always just drop penises. Dude, that's because I don't know how to draw so that's the only thing I Control do.

If you did know how to draw, you draw a very detailed, well-structured penis. I Know this? Okay The Adventures of Asian Superman Hey, you guys ever notice Clark and Superman look except oh wow Perry What? what? I say you know two Asian guys and you have to say they look exactly the same. the Superman's not Asian he's Kryptonian that's even worse I can't even tell how many layers of racism that is. Oh my God you're right.

maybe they can cast me as the next Superman You know I wouldn't be offended, you wouldn't be a good Superman You wanna know why Why You probably see like a woman in stress and be like I Think you could get yourself out of this like you'd be like let's be honest here right? And then if she does anything like very woman like I'll help you like woman and just drinks you what you want to hang out I do But I just got this game and it's single player only so you just go past that guy with the weird EST in the dungeon should be next to a tiny tree you're so is spoiling the game bro unless he's asking for like help. This is what I do for you too. Yeah she's either spoiling the game or she's trying to like take part in it which is cute sometimes like I want Genie to do this one or playing Pokemon like Genie tell me what tier this Pokemon is Regina's Pokemon worth catching Google it and that's how we always get like the most overpowered roster ever. and then the Pokemon games that get way too easy.

Yeah, and this is like me playing lots of us right now and Genie is just building her clock. her wooden clock, building a gramophone. but yeah, oh yeah, sorry let me see your ID 2005 too young. come back when you're 18.

I Am Oh the math checks out. This is one of those like fake bad math memes where like the math doesn't add up but that's the point I Love how in this comic they not only put a beer and they're like bro, you're in 2023 right now. How was your blind date terrible? He practically stared on my chest the entire night Focus my eyes are up here. oh that's the same girl yeah but hey, you know that's that's not too bad of a deal.

honestly I don't know. understand how like men struggle with Medusa Who needs to look at a girl's face? You know when you have the titty I'm gonna get canceled. oh no, that's help us save them. Hooray! I Just need to kill one of you.

Activate my Powers wait what trolling? then trolling man? Dude, this would be an actual interesting show. No, it would. Yeah, right? Because then it would start Questions: yeah. Morality of who's willing to soccer? Yeah, Like nobody would.

The people sinking in the boat are gonna die every time. It's like the bystander effect. You know, because there's all these people here. It's like, well, why me? Why not that guy and that guy's like, well, why me? Well what about you and then the ship just sinks and they all die grandma.

Whoa grandma. For the love of God I would have rather you have just been a werewolf instead. That would have been better. You know the Grandma's like oh, quit your whining, Is the husband coming or not babe, What's wrong I heard yelling there was a comic on Reddit that I didn't like oh my God no are you gonna be okay I don't know if I'll ever be okay again.

What is this every single time I See this uninspired. That's half the nonsense. It's absolutely nothing. There's no joke here.

There is no subtext. There is no comedy. People feel very strongly about Comics here. I Don't think these people are even making any money from this.

They're just. you know, drawing the comics and sharing them on Reddit and the internet like you're getting it for free. Dude, It's been a long time since I've been on like the receiving end of a comment this large and vicious I Almost like kind of miss it. You know, does anyone want to leave me like a really vicious thought out comment so I can read it? It must be two paragraphs minimum.

each paragraph, five sentences. Please listen up. Marines While you're here on Pandora Have sex with the aliens Oh, but sir here, get me out here. Just look at them thighs.

I Don't think Marines were the right people for the mission because they probably are so starved and deprived of who was an ass. Look at that. Oh my. God look at the hip to waist ratio.

you too if I ever saw that's a Mewtwo body right there. that's a Draenei body. Please carefully put your Plastics in recycling, then carefully bring the recycling to the street. The city chair fully collects all the recycling then carefully dumps it in the trash because the Plastics industry has a lie to us for 70 years.

No, this can't be real. Wait, it says this isn't totally accurate. It's very dependent on your local government now. I Feel like my whole life is a lie.

It gets recycled, right guys? We're saving the planet Guys, right? Anakin Smile YouTube Moderation Team: Be like uh ma'am Users are being recommended. It's hate speech, extremist content, animal abuse, and crypto scam hacks. Just ignore them. Business as usual.

Oh man an Irish boy just said Fek in one of his cities skylines. Let's place. oh he. what he said for the fake man, change the TOs and nuke his channel from orbit.

You've done it again. Susan You saved YouTube You have perfectly encapsulated YouTube 2023. there's some reddits we can't even say the name of anymore. I Know the thing is like it's like learn how to speak without cursing.

What's that? But it's so hard. I'm like really, not eloquent. so I use curse words as like a patty in my Center dude, if you could get a hundred dollars for not cursing for an entire week, could you do it? No. A hundred dollars I'll do it at some point I think I could do it.

No. Okay, but if you curse once in this video Genie you have to give me a hundred dollars. Okay, this feels like even more scarier than having to fight Melania and eldinary I'm like oh, here we go Harry Potter And what the future holds, This magical world is very messed up. It's in need of huge societal structural changes.

What do you think? Harry I'm gonna become a cop Harry Are you there? Did a Stupify spell go wrong or something? Yeah, that's right. Well we're gonna say about the police again. The fuzz. The police.

No I didn't take the challenge. Okay I don't try to get me to say yes I Had no idea. Oh my. God you're not going out wearing that young.

holy she's a I Mean she's dead huh? she's a ghost? No, but she's not covering anything. That's the shortest tablecloth I've ever seen Henry What? I genuinely thought she was just that small I Don't know. why do teenage girls do this? That's a great question I Have no idea I never wore that as a team I'd always wear sweatpants. That's why you weren't popular at school I never had a boyfriend no boys liked me I was ugly I would have loved you Horrible no you you wouldn't have you.

You were not happy You would have said who's this loser scoring I'm here with tonight's MVP you just won the Super Bowl What do you want to say to the world Alexa Vice Club you got it added too exclusive. Sales hit record high and he probably he owns like the company that like produces the the Sex lube. he just immediately makes like a million dollars I like it because his words in times and in it I guess we have to. We have to use it to kind of be a waste if we didn't use it.

Oh oh very nice I think she's missing something though. What's that? Oh, you know exactly what I'm not sure. Don't play Coy with me I should do it. Do it.

I Choker onto girls it adds. You know it never really takes away on a guy. Okay, that's just not a thing. Okay I'll do it these because Asian girl girls like this.

It's really weird I don't understand it. Can you imagine stepping out like in America wearing this dude even Drake wears a joke he does I feel like like his hands are very close so it kind of looks like a joke I understand dude Kai said she likes chokers on guys I'm just like what the f you hear that boys? It's time we head out in the streets of our chokers. Go online, Buy yourself a male choker, Wear this, and the next time you see a girl, she's yours baby. Hey there little guy, you got some mail for me.

You want to read this one? Hope you chalk and die. You dumb ugly. But good job skirting demonization. Honestly, Honestly, people who write this hurts less because there's no point.

Yeah, that's some truth truth in your hate comments. Okay, that's how you make it really hurt. like you're not that funny or your voice is annoying. Then it's like, all right, that's it for our comics.

Me: Blessed bye Who wants me? Bless my dreams? Oh yeah, you get a hundred dollars. Congratulations Good job. Yikes. All right, we'll see you guys next time.

Peace.