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Wait, why is his dog stiff Genie Oh cause he used the dog. No, no, don't use your dog as come rank cat knew what I was saying. good, that's a racist cat Is it though? What if that cat's black? Oh yeah, you're right. Maybe no.

wait, he's not black. He's Paige that's racist. but he has black ears. Doesn't count Prv The teacher left for two minutes.

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but that's given that Hitler actually became like a really great artist. Oh my God he was wait and there were 440 000. Well now they are. How do you like Explain that to somebody? Okay yeah I don't like Hitler but you know how they say don't judge artists based off of who they are not Henry I like his art not Hitler That's why I spent 400 000 on this picture every Adam Sandler movie Adam Sandler and the girl who falls completely in love with him? Well because women see the heart and soul and character of somebody.

and Adam Sandler is clearly a jewel. a gem of Personality Are you sure it's not because he just wanted to make a movie where a hot girl always wants him and he wants his self I mean it could be that too. Yeah, Waking up after a 12-hour afternoon nap? Oh my. God I think I see genie in this engine free Oh my God her hair looks like that too I'm just kidding.

You look gorgeous when you wake up. Yeah, my crush I Like bad boys me updating my social media profile picture. it's the dumpy man. back at it again.

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It's pretty fun. Something about him like because like the way gravity takes it, you're like oh my God I don't know something's wrong with me Netflix is meant for you and the people who live with you. You can easily watch Netflix on your devices. So long Partner: what is going on Sailing the Heises? They forgot to put an apostrophe Is there an apostrophe on that? What are you talking about? There's no apostrophe I meant holy meant yeah, where's the apostrophe on meant Henry it's mean int oh God you're you're playing an open world game that is 97.17 inaccessible I Feel like that's most games though God of War I'm looking at you.

This is why Bethesda games are the best. Okay, every building you go to has a door that you can enter like it genuinely is open world. Prime This room is not open world. Hey why are you so excited? It's just a stick.

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not yet. They don't have feelings. not yet. They're gonna wipe you out just like the rest of us.

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Oh that's wild yeah. how did they do it? Like when they were conceiving you? It was like the parents in the house. Yeah, politicians. When when they're being forced to answer yes or no question? how do I spin this so that I don't have to answer yes or no? Mr President Do you believe or is the right choice for Americans It's a simple yes or no Mr President and he's just like I can't I can't answer that.

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Hold on, Are you telling me that chemistry teachers today are referencing Breaking Bad Like non-stop You have to say go to their students to go like we need a cook. It's like what the show is about teenagers exploring their sexuality, groups and turn off. Yep. I just feel like I can't like get immersed in these because like all the teenagers in these teenage movies are like 28.

like have they seen what high schoolers actually look like? They don't look like that. Yeah. But it's also because if they start lingering around high schools FBI's gonna be like what are you doing here I'm like but at least I'd be more immersed. Mom I Found this Barbie doll.

She sure sweetie, it's all yours Dad I Found this watch. Give it to me I'm just kidding I don't know what that was. that's Ben 10. Oh right dude.

what's wrong with his kid? He has a pacifier. His kid's got a better jawline than I do at the age of one. Not sure if he's like one or like 50. no, he's six.

He's He's bitty bitty watchkins. Most men going to a therapist saying it is what it is. but you know sometimes it is what it is. Actually most of the time it is what it is.

Actually all the time. it is what it is. But it's the definition of what it is is it is I'm I'm gonna need to go therapy just from that statement. you made my brain hurt.

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What is it? I Feel like I stopped trying ages ago. What was it? Describe it? you know I don't think I will I Thought you'd be like there was a horse. some you seem like a well-mannered person. Your parents did a good job raising you.

How my parents raised me. Yeah oh my my. God seems kind of slightly homoerotic the way he's just aiming for that. What took him so long? Is he stupid? So this guy wander than a desert for 40 years Moses is the worst Navigator ever because it only takes you 150 hours by walking to Jerusalem from Cairo how are you so lost she didn't have Google Maps so he probably just like walked around in circles for like a couple years.

You know? well he had God to help him is God Google Maps couldn't God be Google Maps Sims I wish versus Matt eyewith wow can you believe that's not photoshopped? yeah I can people have very scrunched features? There are frog people? very nice. Now do the new Little Mermaids yeah cause her eyes are actually like. the thing is I feel like if your eyes are really far apart, that's like supposed to be attractive. there's a degree.

Oh like she's considered attractive. that's why they casted her and this girl is also considered attractive. but this on the other hand like I don't see anybody being like Oh my God like wow cast him for the next Little Mermaid Little Mermaid no the fake taxi driver trying to feed his family after he slept with every passenger's pin instead of money he has a family people slept with him fake taxi Henry oh the fake tax I thought that was a real taxi I was like wait, real life is a porno. It couldn't be.

but at least he got the pleasure of being hundreds of random woman. and Contracting STDs Estes which he will spread to his wife when I find myself in the hospital paralyzed from the neck down and I see the snail has made it into my room I can't escape even if I wanted to. So does everyone just know what the snail is at this point? I Hope so. Oh no, you know what you could do that snail.

You have time. Call a nurse and tell them to get that snail away and then this nail starts going like do you get it? Whatever. it's a Disney movie you like Netflix Netflix Released release: Trail Oh not historical mistakes Netflix I Don't care what they tell you in school. Oh my One percent, that's possible.

Wait Yes. So if this is a documentary, you can't not have a right. That's the only purpose of a documentary is to document it. So then yeah, if it's not right, then it's an automatic zero percent because then it makes it useless.

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I was like what? what is this? Nobody cares about my Quarter Pounder no no no no no we we want to hear more about that meat that was pounded for you. The cute girl in my chemistry class obviously flirting with me. me still guessing if she was flirting with me 30 years later. what does that look like cat version of Walter White I Am the one who meows, purr softly, poops in a box, smells clean, cries loudly, poops and pants smell stinky.

There's an obvious answer here. Henry They both equally have fat cheeks. No. I would say the human one is better.

Genie's got the fattest cheeks losing weight in them? No, not those cheeks, huh? huh? Straight guys after saying no homo, but with the gayest thing you've ever? Yes, well that's why they had to pre-face with the no homo because they know it's gonna be gay. but you just have to understand and trust them and believe that they aren't actually being homo. Okay, so what if it's like no homo? but I sucked off Jim last night. Yeah, if he says it, then he just did it like just non-sexually Can you suck? Bros Not fun, You know.

just haha gotcha. Let me get this straight. You think math is easy with the right teachers? I do and I'm tired of pretending it's not No. I I don't I don't think so.

This is maybe a right until like trigonometry and anything after that is is just hard. That's yeah. even with the right teachers, where are the females at same when the females arrive? Henry huh I swear this is you. You be like man I Want to like go clubs, look at hot chicks and then when we go to Japan and I'm like look there's cute girl though let's go in and you're just like no and I'm like why are you sending me so shy I'm not there to talk to them I'm there to use them as a gauge to rate the quality of the place and the food they serve and the music they play.

Would you like to go to a club where it's just 99 of guys? Yeah. Oh okay. when you finally get a role important but you're the husband leaving for work? wait? Yeah right. Like what are the people that like play those roles? It sucks.

pretty easy. They get to go home like early and get paid well. They get to stand on the side and watch later. Yeah, but doesn't that make them a cuckold? Aren't you a cuckold? But doesn't that make all of us are cuckold because we're also watching through the screen is just cuckold tree Anyone upset by blocking all users from? Utah I Guess no one in Utah watches.

wait why did they do that? Yeah, that's true. like who actually would like go on protest but why would? um, why did Utah honestly like you like survive without PornHub You know, like there's other websites out there I wouldn't know of anyone or anything but all right, that's it for our memes. Now head back to your life in your comrad What? what? and remember to not use your dog as a prank. All right, Thanks for watching.

We'll see you guys next time. Peace Bye.