Welcome today! We have the most abrupt moments in history. Wow, we got moments like these: Damn can I ride that ride. That's the only hope I ever have for getting bigger boas. Oh can you do that again? Sure.

Okay, I'm ready. No no no, don't cut the video here. Please me. It should have been me.

It's a little bit bigger than most because I can. Wow! Great censorship job. Excellent. Oh my.

God these are strangers. They don't need to see down your yeah, they don't want to see that. Also, this girl dying on this horse. oh God what a struggle.

got her pants too. I don't know how it happened, but I'm not going to question. he's fine. Don't worry about it.

Here's a device that actually gets you to an island if your boat starts dying. Have you seen that before? No. An otter comes with the clam like. Keep a careful eye on this man's drink.

right? The dog betrays him. What? the absolutely terrible? Really funny. but look at his bottle. What the he drank out of it too.

That has these people want to experience what it's like being behind a plane while it takes off. Pay very close attention to this man's car and his truck. Why why would you do that? Why things, have you paid any attention to Twitch's meta? There's a new meta after that, you know what I mean Titan Thank you for the Te three. It's genius, but now it's evolved into this.

So now they put the camera behind their legs. But you thought that was it right? It evolves again. Now they're using sensor bars but I don't believe it. I Don't think they would risk bin you can see like the cloth.

They definitely have a tube top underneath there right See a fraudulent impressive skill blue one on the blue one that's Oh get it girl, come on. Brookie Yes, come on. spend some time on this playground huh? What? Oh, she's to make it. Oh wow.

this looks like a fun ass game though. If I were kid man I'd give my shot at that too. In fact, right now I would just punch her out of the way and try it out myself. Jesus Are you kidding me? God The disappointment.

No clue what to do with this Oh God God I told you not to mess with it choking hazard I Don't know what to do if it's in your eyes God God My son's so stupid I said don't microwave it. don't screw around what you do with a beautiful shirt on and get it in your eyes God My son's so stupid father I needed to know. This is like oddly very cute. It's is like the most SpongeBob ass thing ever I Love dad.

He's like five. but he's not five. But he's not five. This is a result of a five-year breeding program.

It's the type of an enemy an enemy Neosa. And we've been breeding this for this lovely dark vation on the stem. Gorgeous. And the undersides of the petals with this deep purple stripe? Amazing.

And how many of these are there? This is unique. that's amazing. Look cu the undersides of these petals. Absolutely.

Oh, that's not real, right? No. I'm like I think this entire thing is like made by a Photoshop artist. Yeah, I'm sure even if it broke, you can like scoop it back up and put in a new planet. They said these flowers are so delicate I know he said that.

I'm sure it's save like 5sec rule but for plants this is way too nice. A house. let me see your ID I need to show you ID This is my house. Look respect me.

Take your hat off When you speak to a police officer. Show me respect. Take your hat off. What? I Have to take my hat off for Oh you didn't tell me you was wavy like that? What wavy? What are you? What are you talking about wavy talking about? W What am I talking about? Oh you already know.

Oh cuz cuz I ain't trying to drown these Oh I mean well, you don't know. he's South African Why can't cops and African-Americans get along like this. Why can't we all just talk about our waves on her hair? Bro was scared of years or older and you sir do not sound older than that age. So I'm 28.

Yeah, tell it to the police. 911 What is your emergency I Got a kid here. he's playing Among Us VR Under the age of 13 years old? Oh no. Okay, what is the child's name and age? his name is M he sounds about.

Are they still misbehaving? Uh yeah, he's in the game right now. Do you mind if I ask your child a couple questions Hi there. Can you hear me? okay? if you're not going to respond to him I'm going to have to call the President Oh no hello this is President Joe Biden Speaking Can you hear me? No way he believes this may I tell you it's very dangerous to be playing A's VR under the age of 13 you have 10 seconds to leave the game or else I'm sending in the military 10 I'm starting to think that this guy plants like these little kid voice actors to like play these roles. How does he find all like the cutest kids in the world? and I swear all the other people in the lobby were also kids were like just don't say anything and they won't know.

So rude. Do it again. What are you crying for Jesus BR What? So the fact that you're not allowed to be a makes you cry I Never had this happen to me. same when I was a kid I Never had the URS to do this.

Did your sister ever do this too? Yeah! Where are these kids coming from? He's so happy. Oh my gosh, my favorite one. aqu I thought that was going to be like a donut or something. He was going to be like oh my God it's a how do you know you're not living in a simulation of reality right now.

That's how I know oh how is that proof of anything? You're just going to get your ass beat now. Well then you're living in reality cuz if it was a simulation he'd be like oh, so he's proving the sun right by doing this. He's making himself look like an idiot. He's already lost the war.

hey yo, how how much you trying to sell that for man? What are you trying to sell this vehicle for Man I W't buy this right now. You heard me. I' like to purchase M yeah do you think you could do this job? I can't I can't understand a word I Don't think my vocabulary is good enough, but there's so much more soul and character than what the black dude is seeing. You don't need a translator, just understand ready.

Yeah, he is going to run. This is going to happen And don't hurt him. Ready Ready? Oh my God. Get him who? out? He's out.

He's out. You can feel the testosterone in the room right now. Ass slapp followed promptly after. Oh ass slaps all around.

Maybe a little bit of Gr too. Please be considerate. Okay, whoa okay. are they going to get hanged to Holy the baby No.

Henry you'd fail the last one. Please tell me this is real. Oh it's GTA 5's movie theater m H So what happens to the M? They get their dick chopped off Esport Public Freak out you mean Epcot public freak out Epcot Public fre What? Where did you get East for cut on the walk. they cut on the walk where you guys walking slow.

we're all going to the same place. you're a nerd is that is that supposed to be an insult? He cut the line I don't give a you shouldn't have said to me where the security he's a I don't disrespect Femes you. You don't know what Epcon is. it's Disney World Florida yeah why would I know Disney World I thought you were like the biggest Disney fan.

What the you don't know what Epcot is no I've never heard of this place. My mind is blown. You've seen every Disney movie like five times and you don't know what Epcot is? Well that doesn't mean I don't know. Like the live places, you know what the Tower of Terror is right, that's in California Adventures Yes, Okay, you know what.

Harry Potter World is. Would you rather get frozen into a block of ice by Mr Freeze or get kicked in the folking head by bat? easy I hate being cold. So I pick being kicked in the by oh my God he even let him finish the word he said the first syllable. but dude, that's why Batman is not the hero we want, but he's the hero we need.

So what's the problem? I Don't want to see sexy dancing ladies I Can't relate to no I'm kidding. it says whenever we serve up sexy dancing ladies, on average you look 38% longer than other videos. Oh yeah, but I don't want to see sexy dancing ladies. Uh, but you do look I mean of course I look they're sexy dancing ladies.

oh my God this is so relatable to her Channel that's hilarious. Is this You guys? Is this all of you? I don't want to see it clicks watches all of our videos I hear what you're saying? but I did want to show you this B oh what? what ha you look of course I looked right in my face. You could have looked away but you didn't Oh the sad reality of men. We just want to be happy.

We don't want to be horny. but then God's like horny horny and then we just sit there and we scroll through like 70 Tik toks of girls shaking their what's the animal in this world that you fear the least? Fish Animal fish. Don't start. Don't you're starting I'm not a fish is an animal.

No, it's not I'm talking about an animal animal. Like fish fish fish fish. That's Like saying like an ant, that's not an animal. Fish aren't animals.

No. I agree. Fish are not animals. You shouldn't be one to talk.

dude, you can't even name animals. That's why there's like vegetarian and pescatarian, right? Because they count fish as not good enough to be animals. so you're allowed to eat them. Excuse me.

IRS You send me a letter, ask, give me pay my taxes $6,000 and then you have me waiting on the phone for minutes. This Means War IR this war w whoa, Is he himself? No, he's just really sweaty. I Think everybody is on this man's side. The IRS should be waterboarded with this man's sweat until they stop being such dip shits.

apology tour if you will. That this had been said online, there was all of the criticism. there was advertisers leaving we talked to. Bob IG I Hope they stop you.

Hope uh, don't advertise. You don't want them to advertise. no. if somebody's going to try to Blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money.

go yourself. Yeah, but go yourself. Oh my. God This guy's like Elon how could you say such a thing I'm speechless.

Oh my. God Finally somebody that the advertisers can't hurt because he's too rich or manipulate advertisers can't manipulate. Holy a full clip of the infamous BBC newscaster Live from London This is Dude I Knew like all these serious newscasters had really cool personalities, but they just can't show it. What a happy Rottweiler What's the matter? Oh yeah, this is so good.

it's a little terrifying how large his like Jaw is. This is a display of that. They're very happy, but they look pissed as hell so it's like mixed feelings. this is.

Yeah, this feels so good. like father like sun. a Why does this sound like the devil? would you want to take baths with your kid I I Don't take BS in general. plus I Don't want my son to be intimidated by my anaconda cuz this, he should be okay with his size and understand that maybe one day he'll achieve something like that too.

These activities are exclusive to only white people. Uhoh! what is is spending time with their Dads my God that's Matt re H he's that really hot comedian that's really popular because he's hot. Look at him Genie look at how hot he is. look at his jawline.

Are you a fan of his comedy? Now he looks like a douchebag. Oh strip mining. be like there's no diamonds anywhere. I'm gone.

one more What? Okay, there's for real nothing. Dude: Oh no. You got to keep going. It's never going to end.

Does he find it? I Knew it I knew it. Dude, let wait. it's going to be. Lava H Never dig down.

No. But you get so excit in the moment that you forget the rule. No, that's so. does he lose everything then? yeah, the cruel fate of house in Arlington Virginia explodes after police approached it with a search warrant.

I Shall not be searched I Refuse I will die before that happens. This gives me breaking bad vibes. Yeah, this is this is all planned. What do you think was in there? Was it a video of him fing himself with a remote with a remote.

a I Saw an opportunity to scare my girl so I took it. Does she not see her recording herself? Look at the camera. Dude, there you go. What are you recording yourself for? Well she's doing a cover of the song and she was showing off her beautiful vocals.

I used to do this you used to record yourself I used to be like hello from the other Mom's here spectator a fight punched for being annoying. Yeah, bro, you're not even part of the fight. You deserve that. Yeah, why are you standing so close? Yeah, everyone's at a respectable distance having a good time.

This guy's like it has to be about me now. I I Have to be a part of this guys. Do you see me? Woman goes in scene at Mona Lisa This exhibit is about my ass Now take a look at it. Everyone's like this is this is even better than the Monisa.

They're like holy we came at the right date Dude that's security card just gave up there like I don't give a no more cocaine's a hell of a drug. This is pretty pretty good. Ho. Oh she's like it's okay if you be a hoe, but do it Like outside the confines of this railing.

she was cleared. What? The core Rer actions did Not constitute public exposure due to the absence of the material element of the crime. switches to space Spectators Cannot actually see your genitals because of her pubic I Just take my clothes off and dance anywhere I Want: As long as my bush is big enough to cover my crotch or if my crotch is small enough to hide up in my bush, you know what? I think it is. The council are all Hoy men who are like what? What's so bad about this? What's so bad about this? She kind of enhanced the exhibition.

You know? Yeah, why not? Why would we gel her for that? she's giving back to society? Is that a Beyblade But like it's a top which are be blades? Has Babyblade ever considered using this concept? Oh sh maybe that's why they. it's the Kamakazi blade you send it in and everyone loses how it started. how it ended you cheating on me Autumn and give me back my dog You: How you steal someone's dog. Is he using the profile picture? You just cut her out Oh my God Yeah, it could be that this is just a random troll cuz if that actually him, he might have a real profile picture.

It might baby versus dog. Dong knows how to play of kids. Yeah I wish like a can control her freaking energy like this dog does. like play but no to be like I would bite her jump on her Maul her eat her remains her out.

Eat the eat the we watched Godzilla together last night. no you didn't That's just how your cat is. He ain't learned catching mice wet horribly wrong. Oh, there's not enough time in this world to get all of them.

There's not enough cats to get all of them. POV First time using gel. Whoo Whoo whoo Who! That does not look right? Oh no. Oh God no sh Sherlock I Think his hair's going to be stuck like that forever.

Can't you just wash it out? No, he's A. he's a statue now. it's permanent when I find scissors next to me. Is she going to start crying over this even though she knows exactly what she's doing? a what did you think was happening M m you look at this and go like what is she thinking right? but I remember having these thoughts when I was younger except I just never did it because I I didn't have the balls.

so this is a girl thing. it is. it is I Never thought about doing that for myself. No no I've learned kids have no foresight Man you have so much to lose and like the smallest to gain.

Who the are you get off off my car Mom? Yes. Get out of here. Please help me. You want me to beat you up is a place bik please There's a what.

the floor is fire. Do you want me to floor is lava? he can't hey get the away from mying house oh my God he really is playing a Perpetual game of floor lava. get off my mom's car get the out of the can we? What damn that's the first time I've seen the daughter be the one who be like oh you up like don't worry Mom I got this like I like this biker purposefully breaks car side mirror. y'all see that this wild oh cuz he cut him off I mean who cares oh boy what up you said huh I said what you do what up ass down who the is you oh ass well I mean he ran away so who's the ass so oh my God GTA time let's go I'm here for this already You will.

It's over getting cut off like yeah just because he went in front of you. You're about to play GTA in real life Yeah this thing here trip I think you're tripping. Why don't you fight him like a man at the very minimum instead of breaking in the dude's mirror. oh boy oh wow he's driving the sidewalk sidewalk on that ass.

oh ass. oh he's coming from the side. oh my. God he's going to risk his life driving on the wrong side of the ass dude.

watch try to turn around. oh a he didn't get him a he escaped I really wish he like he ran him over copying the weird man in the corner of the gym. Why Poor Man's just exercising. his moves are actual stretches cuz he was doing knees.

he was doing hip rotations. yeah he's Lifting for longevity. You could just look at their physiques and you can tell that They Don't Know Jack about working out yes people never grew up After High School poor man never stood a chance. This this like I Carly hey Carly I could recognize it from I watched too much television when I was a kid.

he hey Carly I made you some stuffed mushrooms. Who cares? Whoa what the heck, why is Carly So mean see this show was actually good. This is better than the the new show like we tried watching it. it's just not the same.

Bro was praying to the ski wait so he thought I just started seeing the song. he can't help it. You know the Gen Alpha just escapes his body. They can't help it but it's just utter the Ohio y Lakewood Woman watches as car jackers make off with her vehicle in broad daylight as they scream K boy I know mad get back in blood bit boy.

that voice is like the grandma who smoked her entire life is like you sta you mad She's clearly filming right? So he's like here's my face so you can find me later and send me to jail. Trust me. All right. Come on.

Oh w Wait wait I Have to. We have to do this. Trust me. Trust me.

We have to do it. We have to. You have to. trust me.

Trust me. Trust me. We have to get. We have to go this way.

Trust me. Yeah, all right wa you don't die when you fall off the map. Oh he's going to get dragged if he goes over. That's not how you solve it.

he them all I just got to p Y yeah there's no way that was a solution. No I think it was green. had to also jump up. Not true Gamers yeah stupid are these just this viewers I think so roasting the sh Yeah but I like clever roast like this are hard to come by.

He's got some good viewers put in the work. All right, that's it for abrupt. Thank you guys so much for watching Just like this video. we're going to abruptly be like thank you so much for watching guys.