Today we're checking out the most, maybe maybe maybe moments of uncertainty. Please don't be ugly. Please don't be ugly. Please please.

Oh my God What the oh my God it's exactly what I thought was under there. For example, this guy looking for his tools I can't find my screwdrivers anywhere like where did they go Oh what the kitty? Please A get the kitty out. Will this man survive this jump? I did not see the stram I thought he was going to die. What is the gender of this baby? and is that plane okay? Who cares.

It's a it's a dead pilot. Nobody cares. Will this turtle go on and live his life? No, no it won't. Son looks so guilty.

he's like I don't get it mom. What will this man land his shot and win the numbers of all these girls at a party? That's a tough one and he does it So he gets all the girls numbers even his Bros have to give him his number now. Will this man survive this jump off this massive Tower I Think this is part of his job. Actually, it's the fastest way down.

Yeah he does. Baby tries jalapeno man. Why? you got to feed your kids this. See it while the process? oh he doesn't want to spit it out.

he's like uh-uh oh say this is a good oh I Like the pain I mean to be fair, it's a really minuscule piece with probably no seats. This is baby drawn by pi dudee. that's what I thought too I Set it up I've got my man at the cash point I Can't believe she actually thinks it's real. Oh well, that's kind of terrifying.

Yeah I thought he was taking a piss the entire time I guess I can't be mad cuz it's like kind of clever. Women weren't allowed to have credit cards until I think 75 or 76. In this country, until 75 or 76 you could have a credit card. That was a good law.

Wait, you know what? Maybe he's right. You know why. Is it that women are addicted to shopping and not men like? it's more gain happiness from making money and woman gain happiness from spending it. Push this button.

A coworker dies. but you get 100 bucks. All right I Can't do it man. push this phone and a coworker dies.

but you get $100 Okay do I get to pick the coworker NOP No man I have pass. You're a good dude. Push this. But and my coworker di.

Yep, you didn't let me finish going to smash it again. but you get $100 Two coworkers? wellow. I Um I I guess I owe you $100 200. It's never about the money.

The button Mhm. the button I Get a feeling he doesn't want to work here anymore I Get a feeling that he looks at the corner all day. I Mean look at the man's office. There's literally nothing in here.

Man's working in an Asylum. Of course. He wants everyone dead, ready. Sit.

He's got a parachute right? Wow. no way this takes that Long eard. drums are probably popping. Oh he's gliding.

okay, is that not working properly? I'm sure he's made it right cuz the video's out no fing way. Oh happy Birthday! Oh because someone someone's like you should have died. This man's so lucky the snow's so thick. Wait I changed my mind but it don't matter.

Get out of here. Nope. Not allowed. Get your ass out.

Goodbye. Wait. she didn't even have anyone with her. So then how does the parachute go? Don't matter.

That's up to her. and God at that point it's nothing that we can do. No oh my. Lord they can't hear there.

nothing we can do. man. oh my. God Stop.

Stop. Add more more, more more. just ride out the hoorde wave as bad as it is. Oh my oh what was that reaction? Oh my God I got to hi my boner I got to turn the other way.

she can't see this. Oh God is that why I thought it was more like oh if I smashed into the ground that would hurt my balls. Oh that could be it. Our boat is sinking so that's fun.

Literally sinking. that sucks. At least the coast is. the coast is there and the water looks gorgeous.

Yeah, get off the boat cuz you don't want to get trapped in the boat right? Yeah, that's true boat. Why is there someone screaming their head off? Y'all have life jackets. It's sinking slowly. The coast is right there.

It's not freezing water. There are lifeboats. Yeah, like look at the water. Yeah.

I Feel like some people will just be like actually put me in the water. please? You're not in the middle of the ocean. What? Oh oh wow. What? How How in the world did she justify that within her dream? I've had those dreams where I got chloroformed in my dream.

It wasn't nice, but like temporarily. it was terrible. But then I got taken to a very magical place. You got taken to a magical place after chloroform.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. so maybe she got chloroformed in her sleep. You guess it. They call themselves professional shark divers.

So then why do you keep doing that? But how many people are actually going to to do that? Step one, Stand your ground. There's no ground. Just say no to the shark forehead. Yeah, give it towards your friend.

He is the weaker one. Oh Disneyland Disneyland No, it's not about Brady You don't stand on it. you just pull it. Brady Get off it my go beam pull.

You're not supposed to pull that out right. You got it. You are. Beckham You did it.

Yay! Wait, Why is Beckham so sad though? He's the chosen one and he's like me. He's like I know what this means I must leave the family now and begin my journey and subscribers. What happened So about 2 months into me having my only fans account I had had this subscriber almost since the beginning. He had spent around $2,000 Australian dollars, bought every single thing that I sent him.

we chatted every day on there and he had a very specific username that was not a like automatically generated one or anything like that and an account with the same username had viewed my Tik Tok profile when I could see who was viewing it at the time and it said from your contacts and my heart just sank into my stomach and I was like I don't have that many phone numbers in my phone father I know who this person is and he has spent this much money on my account, seen everything seen and I just sort of went into Super detective mode could be those guys but I feel like they would have told me like they always messag me happy bir birthday it's not going to be them, It's not going to be my girlfriend. It's not going to be this mother. it has to be my stepdaugh. Wow! So I went out on a limb and messaged the account on only fans and I said I know who this is and he responded saying who question mark babe you don't know and I then hit back pretty quickly and I said you need to tell her before my sister and I do and her being your mom.

yeah being my mom and within 2 minutes I got a text message from my Sep. Oh so it was true. Yeah, that's not a maybe. that's a for sure.

it's the stepdad. Haven't you seen the on HUB It's always the stepdad men. Absolutely disgusting. This is fake and an ad for only fans mothers.

Oh thank God dud these only fans Girls are getting smarter and smarter. Why would she admit that it was fake though? she could have just took the money and ran. What is this talk here? like s subcriber: Why is this a talk? Low lake levels reveal all three Blades of a boat propeller getting embedded into a tree stump W Oh shoot, you think they survived the boat or the tree I Don't think I'm really worried about the tree I mean looking at the tree I think it died. Oh it's one of these.

M Chimy showed me one of these. It's really really good compilations. uh uh What uh hey I Feel like this really showcases the breath of Internet content. Now it's really created a lot of gems.

I Don't think OSHA likes this though. Really? Right in front of my OSHA handbook? Yes, right in front of your OSHA hand. What does OSHA stand for? the Organization of Safety Health? Okay, oh my God damn that really looks like slow motion. the Oh: I don't think he made it yeah I don't think that I think that didn't come out getting a little too confident there hun he ended up being F ended up being fine.

Wow when it literally just looked like he jumped from 100,000 ft and just hit the water. That's enough. Hi I Calling from People's Bank because there has been fraud on my account. You was going to say there was fraud on my account, right? Wow, You must have been waiting for us then right? Well, in order for us to help you I need the last four digits of your Social Security number for real.

So let's use yours. What? What? How do you know my name? He knows your name? How do you know my name? Blackie How do you know my name5 that's your social security number right? No, that that's not mine. No, it's not. Let me see if I can loog See you make it.

wait. Stop. Stop. What Are you some kind of scammer? Scamming is illegal.

You know that right? I won't report you to the police. Just stop. Oh you You want me to stop y'all Call me day in and day out. All I see is scam likely on my phone.

Well guess what? I'm the Scam Man Stop it. Stop calling my phone. Stop calling my phone. This is what I wish I could do.

Oh yeah, this is everyone's fasy don't you wish? I wish I can haunt scammers nightmares in a beautiful and just world. We can pull the Uno reverse on SC that's why that one guy blew up on YouTube and twitch right? cuz that's what he does. Pulls a reverse Yeah, but I want to pull an even horse reverse I Want them to have nightmares and then lose all their money in their accounts? but I want that money to go back to the people that they stole it from. Hey guys! I'm in the Florida Everglades and I'm using my feet to attract this swamp puppy Mr oh it's a swamp puppy I Think he's about to yoink me but he's just curious and he's saying hi to me What a yellow rat snake yo! Oh it's ended up getting yed by this sweetheart.

He got me on the leg but it doesn't hurt o chameleon. are you good? yoink? this is a little male veiled chameleon and he'll make a fantastic stop doing this. He's going to die one day we're going to see him in the news. We got another one Yoink! look at this juicy handful of to geckos he's out here collecting Pokemon without a Pokeball yoink, She's definitely not too happy with me.

Noing! How can you not love a a face like that though? Oh that's cute tropical orb weaver. Look at that juicy cotton mou. Dude, you can pay me enough to do that. Ooh this python doesn't know what's coming for him.

Finally, we got one. Yoink! Okay, but this guy knows what he's doing, but still, it looks like why he's just dying to get. Steve Irwin Just please don't go in the water of Manin. Wait, is he hitting theal Yeah, she is.

That's why she the metal. This is why a woman shouldn't be doing. It's almost as if the piece of wood can sense that she's a woman and it's like not not allowed get a stronger man to help you instead. I Think that piece of wood's sexist dude.

I Think it just doesn't want a woman to succeed. The yellow part is stuck on top of the wood. Oh oh, you're right. Yeah, we're all clowns.

Especially the girl that's just apparently just chiseling at the table. She like she's like BEC up. No stop. The table's fine.

At least she's trying to do something of reasonable value in this class. He's just like Kiss playing with his food. Yeah, who said prey and Predator can't be friends. This kind of fued up though because it's like I know you can't get away.

Look at those legs. Oh the hyena. Oh but as soon as he sees like someone who can steal his food, he's like, nope. JK that's mine.

Was he trying to protect him from the hyena? No kill. He's like, all right. Bambi That's enough. Play time's over baby.

You're never seeing your mother again. Oh, he's letting the young call out for its mother so you can have both. Damn, these guys are so much smarter than our house cats in football. If a direct free kick go straight into a team's own goal, what is awarded to the opposing team? a a goal B indirect free kick C Corner indirect free kick Why is there even a rule like a rule for this? What have you put corner? You put corner.

Why' you put that it's got be? don't tell me That's right. Correct answer is oh amazing. That would never happen Yeah, exactly why would you make something for that? Apparently they did make something for that. and how the did she know dude I Love the woman's response.

she just like Oh yay I guess I got it? yeah? I bet you could have watched football for like religiously for years and still not have known that existed. cuz it doesn't happen. He's got drugs, sted animals. There's got to be something there.

Like the dog wouldn't lie. Oh no, what's with the dog? oh that's his dog W What a scumbag. Jesus He deserves that anal probe I hope he went like deep deep inside. Why does man like so excited like a little smirk to go inside a man's do you think like it feels more rewarding for like these guys? cuz it's more like an assertion of dominance.

You know, like you feel powerful like yeah I entered you. What are you going to do about it Because that's that's a sacred place you know to be inside of a man cyber Cowboys Weapon sir. Thank you Steart. Fire in the that's sick what? I'm alive.

Is this a cyber truck ad? Cuz it, it kind of works. It's kind of cute. that's Unreal Engine So this isn't an ad no? On a parway soon on the no, no oh my God oh my God no oh my God No wayle. what does this world come to that's not even like GTA 6 Like the graphics aren't even like that.

Next Gen grandma. look at the physics. well you never know with a new fangled cars. but like why don't let your feet touch the blad? Yeah.

like why though. oh my my. God the strength required. Oh okay.

oh wow. this is a world first because nobody had this idea cuz it's like why nowadays. That is truly a gem though. having an idea no one else had.

You can be the world first of anything. I will be the first person to shove this chapstick up my you're not the first and then proceed to use it it's not the first and then proceed to give it to my girlfriend that might not be the first two. You never know what. the interwebs.

oh oh oh oh my god. Well Becca I guess you got the gag reflex that's the deepest of fingers I've ever been in their mouth. meaning all the dicks in China are too tall, too tiny. Oh yeah, that's racist dude.

I don't appreciate that. What is that? It's a fish. It's yeah, but it's like bald. It doesn't have the needles.

oh my God it's really jiggly and fat. It's so cute. it's a little water balloon. and the way it flaps its tail.

always the cutest thing I've ever seen. Damn that. Granny's oh going to die. There's so many cars.

What that cat doing though? Yeah, why is that guy preventing the woman from helping her? Yeah what an save the grandma first. yeah I'm confused. oh oh my God this is such a bizarre situation. we don't even have the audio but like like the story is just so loud in clear he's like this: Grandma why the you care about her? this is way more important.

Oh my God you saved my life granny grandma. That dog wasn't going out without a fight H but the water I Want to go back in too much fun and nobody stopping that dog from having his fun. Oh dude, if I did this I she'd be like M Oh yeah I you be in big trouble. Yeah she' be in my hot poot tonight.

It's high time to think about switching to iPhone Oh oh shoot oh no. Oh, is he going to get a new picture? She doesn't how to use it. Oh no, she just closed it again. Oh and he's not going to get his picture.

Oh wait, hold on. you could do that with an iPhone oh you hit both buns at the same Bro is flying a sing ofab B Yeah we're going to see how long it takes to uh, drop from 6600 ft right through the cloud. Is that a bike? He's on a plane bike and we're coming down fast and the view is we'll just leave Itous, how's he not freezing? How are you breathing? How are you talking I want to do this? No I don't want to die. but I really want to do this? Yeah no and look at that.

there's another big those his eggs man. So oh I guess that means he's out dude. thank God he has a hat on why is he just taking them like and why are they like stuck together like an execute. Not every egg is an execute.

no it's cuz it's like a bunch of eggs. Great white shark cage breach. uh are they trying to trap him? oh my God this seems like a scene out of Jaws oh my God oh God oh I is so bloody yeah. was there anyone in there human blood? Wait so what is that cage for a person? Henry that's not to catch a shark? No, that's supposed to keep the shark out.

That's where there's a dude in there. Oh is this one of those shark sighting things? Like people go in the cage to see the Sharks up close and they pay money to be in there. but it got in. so I'm like literally never signing up for this in my life to guy.

so whose turn was the next? Then it's but somebody's K oh he got denied. Yeah, that was it. dude. what if their brother and sister you never kissed your sister, have you ever kissed your sister I would on the mouth.

a little weird. my God okay all right. oh there's somebody there. He's like that was the rush of my life.

Oh oh, there was a string there. oh there's just a random string. yeah damn you thought like you would have checked that out. you know the path that you were going to go before you did that.

but the string is also what caught him as well. Workers left dangling 500 ft in air after highrise scaffold and collapses in. Brazil it's oh yeah, that sucks. Are they going to go save them or is that their life Now why is that guy in like the weirdest pose I think he's trying to climb up.

Oh what do you think they're talking about up there? So Joe how's how's your son doing these days? How's the wife? man? If I see them? oh oh, you're going to steal a tree. Are you serious Dude? Oh no way. Why though, that's wow. people do that.

Why would you do this? That's not in the chis Spirit but he's damn strong. Just like lifting that thing. It's like y yeah I mean you'd be strong if you're risk of going to jail over a tree. That's cool climbing inside of a blo hole.

Oh yeah, one of these. yeah, that's not safe. Don't do this. Okay, it's not too bad.

Woo, that's go. It's getting kind of dark. Oh is that a crab? He's like the are you doing here? Is he trapped? Oh, it just got dark. Oh okay.

cool. nice ending to the video. I'm sure he made it out perfectly fine. I mean they got the footage I Think the worst ideas is when you and the boys when the boys get together.

Yeah, there has to be like one either girl or a non- risk-taking boy. that goes like, maybe we shouldn't but as soon, just just all the boys are together, they're like yeah, oh that's like a butt. Give him the bread. oh I get it cuz he found it right? So he's like it's too big.

So I'm going to call all my friends but then he switched it out. so when he came back out, they're like Bill you said it was huge. We called our Warrior ants for this. what are you talking about Bill you did that dirty you gaset Bill you C pill oh my God So fun Everyone thinks Bill's a liar.

Yeah, they're buddies. They're not buddies. They are buddies. If they were buddies, he would be dead in a split second.

I Wish I Li was like oh no kid learning the harsh realities of Life Excuse me Mr Spider-Man that is my date dude. he went in with like a pointer like that's ex sir sir I Feel there was a misunderstanding? yeah I mean it really goes to show you know girls love a nice assertive that just comes and grabs her away safe P personality and he's not going to choose it ass. Yeah I'm surprised. Three One Tit Man I mean I Already told you why.

Like the a superior? Okay, but comes out of it. plus tits are more fun to play with. That's a plus. Men will be men.

What is she doing? Go inside. oh what is he doing Oh my. God I'm witnessing a mating ritual and it's working. Is it it is working? Wow, that works.

Next time you're mad at me, I'll just do that. Yeah, what is she like five. He could have said the most worst thing to her and then you just go oh like no, that's not going to make me laugh. Are you stupid May Bro What don't you understand there's nothing there? No I think it's got to be I Swear to God Is he going to Cho no no, it's this one for me investing in the stock market.

Mayo it's like but but what is your favorite racial slur? oh I'm going to write the N word Will we get in trouble? I I I'll blur it out. it's going to be something so nice. 3 2 1 You're telling me you don't have a single favorite racial slur. I Really there? There really is only like one racial slur at the top of it.

Ginger no what the hell G that's up GE stop saying the NW To me, that's disgusting I'm not saying the he's making food Oh Booker drops down into his kitchen. what the f he's like I know I wish for on my birthday cake but not like this. Yeah God's like here's your tiger doesn't want her to leave oh that's scary and the size of those F she's like you're my play thing now yeah I don't think you can leave at this point. What if you really need a pee though? yeah, you just kind of be like okay, cool.

this is my life now I am play thing for tiger and I will not fight or argue about that or I will not exist anymore. just keep petting. Just keep petting. Told my wife I was going out to get a haircut I'm going to pull a little prank on on the way home to the wife, but this isn't the cut she's going to see.

All right I'm home. Close your eyes, stand right here. don't open them until I say all right I got a little different this time I Hope you like wow, open your eyes. Oh no, it was supposed toos to I feel like she's like oh you look great Bab but what the happen forging marks? Very Go Very Go! It's pretty easy to like Forge Grades: The issue is like it'll show in your report card at the end when you don't get an A So what you do right is go like you forge the report card.

no no no you go like oh I think I think you entered my grade in wrong cuz why does it say I got like a 34 I got 84. No the teacher would know they would just have to look at your exam again. All right, that's it for. maybe maybe maybe All right.

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