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Henry seems to be really good at being a shoulder devil a little too good 🤔
Henry tells the truth!
Think you two would crack up at the "hot crazy matrix a man's guide to women"
Day 1: "I can fix that." – Day 3: "I'm going to fix it." – Day 9 "Look, it's on the list." – 3 months: "I'm getting to it, ok?" – 6 months: "I'm not sure we have the budget right now…" – 2 years: "I mean I was going to do it, but there was some major problem with it, I can't remember exactly, and anyway it's more cost effective if we just get the whole thing renovated."
You know what? I've tried looking at woman the same way I look at other men. They usually end up looking behind themselves, thinking I'm looking at something. Kinda funny.
I denied chicken since I was 12
Real men drink chocolate milk. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Unless they're British. British men drink tea.
Women don't all hate each other. You may be thinking of teenage girls; they hate everyone, including themselves.
You don't need shampoo, or conditioner or hairspray or shower gel or mousse or any of that. Water works just fine. Seriously, water is an amazingly good solvent, try it. If you work a desk job and don't play sports or monkey around in the garage getting motor oil on yourself, you don't need soap either; water works just fine. If you have fluoridated water, you don't need toothpaste. Mouthwash is arguable; you can live without it but then you need breath mints or something. Laundry detergent is useful, but you need way less than the amount the manufacturer recommends (unless you're incontinent or something). Dish detergent is useful; get the kind that has degreaser in it, it works better. Toilet cleaner is important if you have a modern water-saving toilet; the old kind of toilet, that you only find in houses built in the first half of the twentieth century, flushes well enough that you basically never need toilet cleaner unless you care about the "ring stains" from hard water. Oven cleaner is pointless; ovens get hot enough to slowly burn away pretty much any food you spill in them, so they keep themselves clean. Dog water bowls are disgusting, there is no way to get them clean; if it bothers you too much, just use cheap disposable ones and replace them every week or so.
It is my considered opinion that spending vs saving is orthogonal to gender; but it is definitely a personality trait, and certain individuals lean in certain directions. My dad and my youngest sister are physically incapable of saving anything. My mom and I, in contrast, act like spending an extra dime will give us cancer and make our kidneys bleed.
Don't get me started on what is wrong with Disney. I could go on for days.
Imma blow your mind: back in the eighties, chicken wings were super cheap, because nobody wanted to eat them, because they hardly have any meat on them and are such a hassle. (Then some restaurant in Buffalo realized they could buy a bunch of super cheap chicken wings, marinate them in vinegar and capsaicin, and turn them into an "I'm manlier than you because I left it in my mouth two seconds longer" contest, and the rest is history. As more restaurants picked up the trend, the amount of capsaicin was gradually reduced so that more people could handle the heat, and when they got too mild somebody added ranch dressing so they wouldn't be totally flavorless.)
Cast iron skillets, in particular, should always be cleaned immediately after cooking, because it takes like five seconds; whereas, if you let the thing cool to room temperature, you either have to turn the stove back on and heat it up to clean it, or else you're going to be scrubbing it for several minutes.
WINGS!!
WINGS!!
I am eating fruit salad. out of choice. its tasty. I never ate fast food. really. although we do have fast food in out country. I did eat pizza a copule of times but no actual tasty food that does not make you want to puke. I guess pizza is fast food. as such sparkling water is also soda.
Depending on what it is sometimes I read manuals. Most of the time I don’t tho.
I hate chicken wings I like breast