Hey everyone, hello, we're doing some subtle Asian dating memes. The first meme is how Japanese people respond to a girl with big naturals for the first time. Oh God we have big and natural. Those are wow.

Wow, it's like the Grand Canyon All right. So what would you do if you went into a club and you saw this woman? That's not a woman. All right. it's a robot.

No, it's a man. Oh no, that's too real to bounce. Gotta be real. Jimmy Can you explain to me what is up with these hoes out here just dancing on public rods? You know, like it's It's a public park.

There are kids around. Okay, so I'm actually really curious about what your take is on this. I've never seen this in school. Apparently there's a new way of doing math is something straight out of Blade Runner You know, girl looks super smart, super confident.

kind of looks like the the class nerd right? All right. So you know gonna clean some things next to my boyfriend? Is she sending a message here Jenny trying to communicate something? or is she just cleaning a carrot? I will. because that's how I clean carrots too. I Do do this okay.

Gene We're gonna get restricted, right? It's a carrot. So here's a helpful new invention for men. We men need to use our hands when we pee and then wash our hands. Very inconvenient.

So I invented this pin. 8. When we need to pee, we activate the switch. It will help us to hold it.

We don't need to use our hands at all. It also helps us to shake a little. Oh very easy. It is dead.

You know he just ripped my piece off. I Have no peace left. Perks of dating me: Oh so you're curious. Not really if you want to DM Me: please act like we're already friends and be chaotic because I physically cannot keep hey, how are you conversations lesbian Warrior Princess can you keep how are you conversations? Yeah, that's how all my conversations start.

Oh no. how basic love breathing. second form: I Love you. But as a friend? Oh my gosh.

wait I Need to watch Demon Slayer I Do not know that big key lady fights girls when they make the first move. Oh my. God So basically they're gonna crush me with their overwhelming muscles and powder for sure. Did you know that I can last up to five rounds? Oh yeah, bet after the first round am I looking at a furry meme.

Do you feel something when you look at those characters? no the A in my name stands for Angels sent from Evan I'm pretty sure it stands for anger issues, but okay, it's always the ones that say they're angels that are actually Devils I'm an angel now that you say that you can't be an angel Genie he's a 10 and he doesn't mind that I'm crazy so he's a 20. Wow out of 100. and she's like, yeah, he's still trash boys are only friends with girls. we find attractive and girls are only friends.

And boys they find unattractive I Just think all guys would probably do their female friends. Yeah, but not necessarily because they find them attractive. It's just like most guys do a pile of dirt. So I got my best friend a promise ring.

a promise to always give her support a shoulder shoulder Trust Loyalty and love. This wasn't only for that, it's to be there until she finds the right man who love her and will replace this ring with an engagement ring. I Love you. Oh okay okay, oh you thought it was a dude? yeah I thought it was a guy I Feel like that's even almost like kind of gay for women too.

Okay, so if a woman are like kissing each other like nah, that's fine, that's just hot. but a woman does like puts a ring on each other like that's okay. When your girlfriend forgets to end the call and you hear her saying sorry about that boo that was my uncle then that means she belonged to the streets. What if she's talking to her dog like that, why would that be her uncle? Girls put guys in the friend zone because we don't.

What's wrong with being nice? We like talk. This is like so many men that are just done dating, but they're a good man. They're being told that they're too nice by this type of woman and her advice is playing toxic games like not texting her back. Good men don't want that.

Are we not gonna ask why he had a dollar bill just like in his shirt because he's a hot. The dance is for money. Can't decide if this is cute or cringe cringe. Foreign to all the side chicks out there.

never give up hope Hi chick, you know what? I honestly don't know this is too British for me I don't understand the meme. Another reason why I need a girlfriend. This food keeps getting spoiled. Ew is that is that leftover KFC gravy.

Oh I was three years old when I found out girlfriends are preservatives. If you live alone, it's just like dude I just have like chicken breasts and eggs. Finish it all all the time you know? I Love you right? I Love you too! Wanna help me find Amazon Boxes for a cycle? Nope. fine.

Can you at least sync my headphones? so I can listen to my podcast? Sure and her podcasts are true crime. How I Kill my husband and got away snapped. Need anything else honey I Love how like flattening Amazon Boxes is now like a past time for couples. See everybody's out here flattening Amazon boxes man that's me Landing in your DMs as not Superman or Batman but as your man I'll take him.

kind of try hard but very original. Don't take your diaper dog, just move it to the side. Oh I Didn't need to see this meme today. Please don't leave me.

You're my last hope please getting Jose Easy exposed by autocorrect girl. Our relationship is over. Our relationship is what over When your girl asks if you would still love her if she was a worm. little lips for kissing worms, grasshoppers, snails, beetles.

you think we want to know how we want to know what the hell is wrong with you? You made prosthetic pest smooches That's not normal civilian Behavior You must think you're some kind of love bug or something. What is he looking at? He's just like staring like past the phone screen, past all of us. Would you use that to kiss me if I turned into a worm? yes thank you and then I would accidentally step on you. She thinks it's will you marry me First witnesses to where you guys from Australia Australia What was that? It's also kind of weird because it's like why are you vlogging like the random Australian tourists around there and then you cut in yourself.

You're like how's it going Man this is weird. Her delay of what is actually happening is everything. Oh sweetie sweetie, read the thing. oh that's really cute.

See now that's a that's a reaction. No weird Australian edit through the through the middle of it either. No interviewing random Australians in the back Hey 511 185 pounds toned eight, five long, four, nine thick and cut. What about you Intel Core Two Duo The Ram thousand Okay, that's a really old computer.

It has a shitty computer. Yeah. I think that's from 2010. dating me is like say it properly.

Gun good morning babe. Damn She texts her girlfriend GM you don't love her man. You couldn't spend more than two extra seconds typing it out. Guy wanted to play Yu-Gi-Oh Use the rental girlfriend service play Yu-Gi-Oh with a girl always call that same girl using the service to play so that guy who was using the rental girlfriend stuff to play Yu-Gi-Oh with married her big brain move.

Believe in the heart of the cards too. Use money and savviness, right? Force This girl to spend time with you and then she'll realize how much of a catch you are playing mind games trap women with Mind Games Toxic husband I Saw someone at the store who looked just like you. What if was she hot? This is a dangerous question Henry Yes, she was hot. Objectively: however, subjectively I'm not in love with that woman and so I don't actually find her attractive.

No I said I Don't find her attractive. You found her hot. She's hot objectively because she possesses character traits similar to you. But subjectively I don't love her and I don't find her attractive because I Like your personality, stop letting your heart and your choose your men I'm confused.

What is left? Oh, never mind Lumau my brain you write sis LOL you is right. you really forgot your whole brain. He read this post yeah it's all girls basically. Ah, anyone that puts an anime boy is a girl.

Anyone that puts an anime girl is a guy. Aubergine picks audio of guys moaning I'll take Aubergine pick Whoa I mean do you guys get to hear Henry Moon all the time so we don't need to do it? Yeah, I'll do an audio of me moaning I'm scared that one day the person I love the most is Gonna Love Me Anymore She never said that in the movie I'm not scared of this I know for a fact that Genie is gonna love me forever. Hey Mike I think since I've met you I've never felt like this after meeting a guy. sorry who is this I'm glad to see your phone is working, it's your window cleaner and you're due the past three cleans.

Please settle your account before we pass it to small claim court. Sending a message like this makes it even less likely to get a response. Most people don't just go to parties and get girls horny. Who are they gonna text on the next day? All right, it's obviously a lie.

100 of spam message good morning. Sorry for not texting you back last night I was getting for hours by her work. She was getting by having to write like a 100 page report. We all get in many different ways.

If you hate that your boyfriend girlfriend plays video games as a hobby, stop dating. Gamers Leave them alone and let them date someone who supports them so they don't have people yelling in their ear for what they enjoy in their free time. Why do you all get to enjoy your hobbies but they aren't allowed to enjoy their own Also, breaking their consoles PC Gaming Accessories Etc is still abusive to do I Know some people don't think it is but Image if they destroyed all the stuff that make up your hobby that you spend hundreds of dollars on just just because they didn't like you doing it. Abusive ass 90 of men are Gamers If you hate games, you're basically because I'm sorry, but everyone plays games when they watch the anime you recommended.

Yes. Would you recommend one piece and they actually watch all 1000 episodes? Oh no, he's five. Hello Is anyone there? Yeah. I think it's just you got disconnected from the server man.

he's not able to respond. Do you remember like when you're a kid and if you like looked at like girls for too long they'd be like what do you like me or something like why do you keep looking at me Yeah, but why do you keep looking at because you like them Oh but then they're always like, well, you like me like you went Yes, my five-year-old penis has chosen you. Please love me. And the question of the day is the size matter? Yeah, because if it is like too big I can't do that every day.

So I'd have to cheat on him with tiny. All right And what's uh I what's the ideal four inches? If you have four inches, you are the perfect man. The perfect male specimen for maximum pleasure. Shake my head.

by the way, good morning sunshine LOL Good morning you up I am now I need cooking I'll pay for the weed I'll take donated dick. That was the most like matter of fact good morning I've ever seen. So a matter of fact, if you put a period at the end just so she knows, like that, that was like a complete matter of fact sentence. You can have your ashes turned into a playable vinyl record when your day comes, might as well get played while I'm dead too.

What even comes out of it like what's the sound? Oh my God it would be yeah. Hey I have a question for you. Sure, go ahead and ask me your question. How do I look and be honest.

you're big and wide in the back, but overall you look great. Uh, you talking about that wagon I'm carrying back? there ain't it? No I'm talking about your actual back. Sorry for this misunderstanding. Yeah I Thought like she was a dude and he was about to be like damn, you've been working out bro, you look Wyatt as look at those lats.

gotta take off but it was just a very large girl. me looking for the people who said I'll always be there for you really see them. Where did they go? He'd be like what that mouth do hey I did you want to see what else this mouth does What? No, you're supposed to be like I'm sorry. you know you can't fit that in your mouth.

Can you show me what that mouth Dude? Okay, now you're making me self-conscious Ow, that's actually huge Yeah I Told you. Fun fact: Passion. hard work is attractive no matter what it's about. how many people can do that, right? Oh dude, that's getting me hot and bothered now I'm a man.

Oh, look at that spin he imparted like she literally just needs to stand there. Meanwhile, that guy has probably practiced the basement or garage that move just to impress a lady. Oh look at me and not like the other guys. What the yeah? you're a danger.

You're red flag I Gotta run. Remember not all people want money. Some people want love, affection, and happiness. but I want money One time I referenced a meme to this guy I was dating and yeah, never heard of it.

So I showed him the meme and his response was so: I'm just supposed to memorize all your little pictures in order to have a conversation with you and not a day goes by. Oh no, it's the end of the me. Dude, this is how you know that this is one of those guys that are just like using you for all right now now I gotta like memorize pictures like whoa. What else do you want me to do like pick you up like buy you flowers like just to get some like it's not even worth it.

Dude I'm out. That's how it's done. Oh, it's quick efficient I Want to eat those I want to be those you that makes you so incredibly gay. Oh miss, Where the hell and me come together? That's right.

Henry's mom. that's not nice. You can't call your girlfriend. she's a princess.

Okay, are you gonna text me on snap and not answer my call? Call me again. Miss video call like that. Man, it feels good to be a gangster. All right, that's it for subtle Asian Dating Yeah Yay! Congratulations you made it to the end of the video.

Do you know what you win? Freedom We'll see you guys next time. Peace.