All right. Gene Today we're checking out some tick tocks. Oh no. Genie we have the cone girl again.

that's the cone girl. The cone girl's back up again. Oh this girl. the Molester of cones all the cones are like without her like fearful of her.

they're like yes please take thought. oh that was terrifying. Creepy thought Curly position looking so good even Annabelle's like yeah I'm a turd all right guys. you gotta see this.

My blinds working perfect but they're not even like aligned with like the beams or anything. Dude I thought it was gonna be like my blinds make my tits look huge. your form is god-awful Wait really yeah, you're gonna hurt yourself squatting like too bad. Can you show me proper forms? Yeah? Can I spot you? Yeah here.

Never happens. Definitely never happens. That's my phone. my other phone.

two phones, one for the one for the did you want to finish it? No. Why was this so fun? Foreign? So you're telling me she didn't feel the non-stop pen drive but she felt a gentle touch of that. Yeah okay. that's the only thing she felt.

so funny is because a lot of people will be like oh I don't know how to cook it My mama never had showed me how to cook. Okay, your mama never show you how to stick and you still know how to speak because you want it to be a to figure out on yourself. So if you want to learn how to be a mom, a wife, a cook, a chef. yeah you could learn that too.

easy. Elijah Checks out is a role model to us all. Not wrong at all. You can think.

why can't you cook? It's like the same thing. Why is she shaking? Ah okay. why are they all dressed like they're sexy office workers? Fun I Want to try it? We had one of those I know like trying to drink something while on it. You want a weird skirt like that too? While you do it, wear the skirt and we see how high it rise up.

No I think you should wear this skirt? No I think for a woman I Think we all participate and it's a Patreon video. You can pay me for the idea. Okay, cool. who wants to sub to the patreon? We're making this happen.

Thanks. Oh no. oh that's bad. Oh wait.

finally a girl that can suck my dick properly. How? because the whole smaller so it fits my girth. You forget one crucial element of straining. bone broth.

Oh oh whoa whoa What? Oh my God. I didn't even think about that. Where does the broth go? Can I have the broth but just the bones? can you re-cut s How secure do you think a gated community is not? Grab these keypads where you need a code to get in? I Do wonder if these gate locks are hackable? Let me show you the process again. I'll just walk through over here and here's the Gated door again.

Oh man, this is just for show huh? I'm in. Yeah! Gator communities are never really gated. It's just for the feeling of security. It makes you feel good.

Well it's a metaphorical gate of you peasants. Stay out there and we'll we rich stay in here. Thank you for using your blinker King that's actually really effective. He's already driving better than 99 of BMW drivers got him.

don't worry I helped him get it out. Oh no, he's too dummy thick so his tail gets stuck in between the ass cheeks. Do you think like some girls have that issue like their hair gets caught between their cheeks? Too much fat down there. You know this is what happens when you don't get paid.

It's like KFC oh where's the boss? He destroyed everything. What restaurant is this? Popeyes Popeyes that's great for you but I'm pretty sure you're gonna get sued to Oblivion now. I Would have just like secretly eat their Fried Chicken Popeye's Chicken doobie It do be slamming though. Increased grocery prices got me at the self-checkout like this.

Oh my God he's putting some stuff without scanning it. He didn't even scan the other stuff. Oh my God people do that. Wait.

But isn't that the point of the weight thing? Here comes the employee to like send his ass to jail. God Damn hi Brendan hi Do you mind me asking uh, why do you always wear over session Oh okay. okay because sometimes I just feel insecure with like my body so I guess we're oversized to cover up so I won't get jacked or anything like that. Um okay.

thank you. Yeah, welcome. Damn it's not insecure about that. Dopey Who would be? Oh yeah if I had a donkey like that? Yeah it showed off too.

the only fans. girls were like that crack deeper than the Mariana Trench wow holy I mean I guess if it works, the humans are so smart man. so cruel and unethical but smart. How much was it? How much was it they gave it to me I don't believe you.

You can't buy that. How are they gonna give you something like that? They gave this, they gave it, they were like hey, James top does give these away When it's time to throw it out they're supposed to break them. but if you're cool with the employees at the store, they will let you have it. Source I'm employed yo.

That's awesome. You can play a video game like you're in Target but in the comfort of your own home. Time to get some. GameStop friends.

Man they are definition of friends with great benefits. Even the cat's impressed. He's like holy dude, what'd you get? Where'd you find that boss? Wow. Wow.

Territs. Wait, was there another plate of carrots in front of him? That was the garnish of the noodle dish just without the noodles. What if those relate the most flavorful carrots? I just think so like nutrients. Oh, are those tapioca? Wait, you don't even like tapioca? No.

I know. but like I Love tapioca. The one issue I had of tapioca is that they just weren't big and black enough. These are less black, but at least they're bigger.

Oh, that must be satisfying to have those in your mouth I Think it's a bit excessive, man. dude. like I choke on those black balls all the time though. but like, can you imagine choking on one of those like that one? I feel like I'll be like whoa, that was a big one.

Oh, this is hell dude. My mom says I'm an idiot for buying this water top decoration. Look at it. it's hilarious.

It's got its tongue out. Whoa. Oh oh hey, maybe he's practicing to be a great kisser before he actually does it on the girl that's a good advanced level move. Okay, that's not like Anonymous move.

This is a level of 9 000 kind of move. How do you know the move levels like I'm pretty sure like innocent little middle schoolers don't start like you know. All right. just relax, breathe in, breathe out little push.

Oh perfect. Oh my. God Please do that to me. God damn do that.

It should have been me that Tostitos that could have been me. He doesn't deserve that I'd Tostitos is not even alive. Why are you calling it? Oh not his waifu. No you you should have like made her face him so that she could see the Betrayal well why man this dude just parked this close to my car.

Look at this. He told me please don't try to pull your car out I told him I'm gonna pull my car out and you paying for all the damages because why would you park this close I'm more amazed at how you park that close without scratching if he was able to get in there. Can he reverse what are like the laws against this? because like technically like yeah, he didn't hit your car so like you can't do anything legally yeah that's why. Wow what a what a loophole huh? What do you do to your worst enemy? Oh thank you so much.

Okay, hold up that that is an amazing tattoo for someone with ADHD I think he has another one there too Squirtle yeah he's got multiple Pokemon huh? oh my goodness, you're working out or is he just like fantasized about railing her both the dichotomy woman and then man the uncle you invite to your Mahjong parties every Majong night with this guy's lit no uh what? what? I mean as long as you like don't sit on him I don't know gee this could be like a future fashion accessory Louis Vuitton Designers are like oh my God this man's a genius. Oh oh it just feels like you have like a bug on your nail. I mean but like you can pet it like this. like but like if you wash your hands.

oh look at it. Yep, bad idea. bad idea. You like you like her.

Somebody comes out and just like why is the brown that's sick I know what it is, but that's insanely sick because it's hot sugar and then if you spin it it like solidifies that way. it's a good posture. Wow look at that dedication. no excuse, no excuse.

Gonna hit the gym every day. Thank you Oh my God that poor man. he was just studying. at least she's proud of herself.

I Am these kids with the New Year's resolution chicken something snap his arms. hey you know if he's hitting his triceps then sure. but I feel like he's also hitting his joints and his bones? Wow, it's like a move you dumbass. You're giving away the trick.

Should have had a better assistant look he's trying just wondering. do you support something like a type of legit, bigger pigment? LGB Nah, that's cool. I'm cool with that, right? Yeah, it's like it sounds pretty cool. Sounds like some sick alien language.

I'm down Web fingers can occur as often as one in three thousand, and it's usually not painful. Very functional. It does not require surgery, although that is an option Welcome: Does that mean no, that's what you're thinking. what are you thinking? The biggest middle finger in the world okay and then shove it up somebody's ass eating pineapples individually? Oh, is that how you're supposed to? Whoa.

That actually seems like a logical way to do it. Cashier total is 9.99 Me: Here's 10. Keep the change. Yeah.

I'm so cool. Look at my nostrils of peace. Is this the greatest comment section ever seen? Oh yo. Maple Tofu made easy at the end of the day though.

If you're closer of a knife like no, that's faster yeah, by the time you got that tool out, it's like it's I could have cut the tofu already. It's not what. uh, that's not what a vagina looks like, right? but I haven't seen too many of them. but like I'm pretty sure that's not what they look like.

it's a bit not. I'm about to jump. Oh okay, what? he always finds a way Genie Oh, because it was a decoy. oh it's big brain foreign for Microsoft Brandon this is Alex how soon Alex from your car center why did you call me I swear I did not we are not allowed to call anyone but the scams I would have just walked to your desk if you need it and quit lying or I'll beat your ass but I said I did not call you Stop lying I do not have time to put on your friends I swear I'm oh no no, this is just like really well voiced by their friends if they did notice each other right once they start speaking in like their language I Want to believe that this is real well I Don't know I Feel like they look too white and their friends are probably too late to be able to pull off this authentic relax Wait, they're live streaming this on Twitch right now Yeah, how is that chiropractor like not dying laughing? He was paid.

He's like I do my job POV You understand color theory does that make her perfect skin color? So she's like Bob Ross But with makeup it just goes to show that women really truly wear paintings on their face. huh? Yeah, you could do all that or just go to the store and buy Foundation of your color done and you just spray it on in the time it took her to get that color. I'm done with my makeup All right. That's gonna wrap it up for tick tock tick tock on the clock.

I'm gonna sing the song every single time we're doing this video every single time. All right, thank you so much for watching. We'll see you guys next time. Bye hey.