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Mommy yeah, what's something that all of them have? It starts with a V and that they could use to get whatever they want. What? I'm really silly. What did you think it was shiny her voice oh my. God yeah I mean you kind of have to at that point, right? Yeah, I will wash this house for you honey.

You rail me in the air and this MMA fighter won his fight. He was afraid to stand next to this. Ringo And the reason for this is because back in his last win, he was unfairly accused for sexual harassment for doing this. Oh, he's just getting a picture.

man. Ooh, it's this position called oh, that's me, right? No, what's the big deal? You just break your other arm. Yeah. I'm gonna break your legs when you're showing your girlfriend a meme and Pizza Hut sends you a booty pic.

Yeah, right, Don't they? No, no you always get notifications from Tick Tock where like it's a girl's name and then wants to share something with you right? and then you'd always tell me like oh, that's just tick tock Yeah, every man is a liar. Why did you cross out all the context Yeah, I probably And the immediate thing is below that is like is a very toxic thought to have and yeah, hey babe, excuse me, did you mean to message someone else? What do you mean you refer to me as a babe So I wondered if the message is mistaken. Can I not call you my babe? We agreed to dating each other yesterday so I don't know why I can't call you that or would rather I just call you Josh Oh no no no no what. I'm sorry I totally forgot I had a girlfriend.

What? you have to understand I've been single all my life. so I need time to adjust to all these relationship Lifestyles I've never been called babe before so it was weird when you called me that you never forget if you have a girlfriend I never forget that Genie is my girlfriend never? Yeah sometimes I feel like you forget it with like dog care laundry doer morning hope I'm not bugging you. You are all right. See you later Then this husband still out I've been your Valentine for 64 years.

Oh oh you're the best Valentine I ever had you make my world go round? Why do you guys sound so rehearsed? Yeah right. Will you be my Valentine What do you think? You're the love of my life? You've been the best Valentine I've had for 64 years I'm single as of yesterday but you had a man before yesterday for two years. Not gonna lie I Got a appointment. Come in my best friend.

You were friends with this guy while you were dating your boyfriend. I've been friends with him before I knew my ex I Guess now that means you wanted to be your best friend while you were dating your boyfriend. His fireworks was like girl girl. These monkey branching got all these men lined up.

She's ready to ride the carousel as soon as you're in the relationship. Disgusting when everything reminds you of her. Oh how does that? Why does that remind you? Oh just cleans their mirrors. Oh no I didn't realize how vaginal this world was.

Where are you stop? I went to India Not Indiana Just tell me you don't love me. No I'm actually in India What the help? She does look like he would mess up and he's not so bad. Look, you got horses cows. Yeah those are cows.

Um what? You look different. Oh that all my comfy bras and sports bra are in the wash I only have push-up bras left. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Are you even listening buddy? Nope. Wow, the power of Pusher bras.

It's insane. Yeah, when you're like a little boy, you think that's like actually what boobies look like. but then you realize that all girls are frauds and that's only look like push-up boobs if they're fake. Thank God for whoever invented push-up bras.

Probably a flat chest because a person says they're single doesn't mean they're not having hard. Cars get hit too. what? So basically you're just you're parked at your home, not doing anything all of a sudden. Booms Oh my.

God I'm having sex. Why do you want to marry my daughter? Well, to be honest, sir, she's a fat ass. That's the same reason I Married her mother. You have my permission.

People Finally telling the truth these days. Does that mean my dad's lying when he says like oh, I married your mom, You didn't even hear it. Dude, your father's a liar genie. Then again, that'd be a weird thing to say to your daughter.

I liked your mother's fat with that fat ass. This is called playing it cool If I was a cannibal, would it be more romantic for me to eat you or to not eat you? Ignore that last text I was possessed by the devil I Mean eating is only like flattering If it's like, you know, eating your genitalia. What if it's like literal chomping down on genitalia. No, that's not attractive.

but like you know, if you want to eat my dick, me wearing my hoodie, my girlfriend wearing the same hoodie I never knew I wanted to see Joker be strongified that's so cute overly dressed girlfriend and Casual Wear boyfriend I feel like this is as much as 90 of guys willing to dress up Henry would say he's dressed up very well. Yeah I think he's dressing pretty look he even has Shades he's even got a hat on like dude put on effort. he's got accessories. Someone said 30 years ago and my mind went yes, the 1970s where they met 1993 and now I need to lie down? No no no I thought 30 years ago would always be the 70s.

You're telling me that time passes? no that's crazy I can't be damning you six memes and you only acknowledge the last one I Sent I want six separate replies Henry would do this I'd send him like several different things and he just responded to the last one. You just like double tap it. react with heart. Can't wait, neither can I holy uh lick.

pregnant birth family? family? two fart run mom alone with two kids? Wait a sec. Are these emojis telling the story of us starting a family and then you leaving me with the kids? Yes, If you're down, you know I'd rather the guy straight up say this than actually like debating them into thinking oh yeah, I'll stay and then never stays. Yeah. So you can prepare for single motherhood earlier.

You know when she stops balancing her meat and starts doing that grinding thing that only feels good for her? Oh God It's it's time for pain. My cat tried to warn me that this girl with the fat ass, nice boobs and the pretty face is toxic ass. Dude, what is the name of this guy? I'm not reading. Say it why, It's Friday So I'm getting absolutely steaming.

That's not a real name. Man Steve is not a name nobody's just named Steve Elon Musk's kid is named letters and numbers. That's at least like a machine. Like it's cool.

My boyfriend left me because I told him my body count is 170. I told him it was three when we first met. Is he in the right or wrong? It's okay if your boyfriend is 167 people. What? When your parents ask you why you're still single, you give me the ugly.

Do you think there's research that like if your ass is fat, you have like a higher chance of not being single? Why is this on your mind? Because like her parents gave her the ugly, but if the parents gave her fast instead, she wouldn't be single, right? So cute. You look just like your father. Let me guess she literally looks like the father. Oh my.

God Sheila She looks adorable. At least at least see from the pedos on the playground. That's true. That's true.

Tonight at work, a customer ordered three meatballs. ate them all. ordered three more meatballs. Eat those two told the server to take empty plates before his wife got there.

Wife gets there. Server takes both of their orders. He goes I think I'll try the meatballs. What was he hiding? He probably told like his wife that he'd go on a diet or something so she can't catch him stuffing all those meatballs in his mouth.

I Don't think there's a point in cheating on your diet because she can tell. Like very much like honey. why are you still chubsies? You know, my man just really likes meatballs. man.

Ladies, take notes. Met this girl online yesterday and she's already trying to learn more about me. not just the hookup. it's called conversation.

Learn it. Yes, my King first. I Must know many a thing about you. What is the name of your first pet? What is for me, The mother's maiden name? What is the name of the town where you were born? Wow, what a natural sequence of questions.

Is this relevant information to our relationship? Henry What is your mother's name? I Just accidentally tagged you myself in the photo my ex shared on Facebook of him, his wife and the sonogram of their baby. How's your day going? Police say you tagged her. So one day your parents had nine months later you were born stars and the moon had nothing to do with it. The reason you're rude, isolated, tempered, and don't get along with people isn't because you are a Libra cancer or malaria.

It's because you're an idiot. You lack home training and I refuse to learn. You're just stupid, nothing more. Oh No, you're exhibiting signs of like a Scorpio and I just can't really deal with that.

Alright, so stop it. You're ruining the copium of woman. They need this to stay mentally sane and stable. Just like how Henry your Nft surely will succeed for real for real men.

when you check his phone to see if he's cheating, but all the girls are rejecting him. Oh, he wasn't even good enough to even cheat in the first place. It was the guy that girls don't even want. oh why? Facebook reaction buttons look like a relationship from start to finish.

You start with like good job but then you lie of them and then you want to give them heart and you're happy. but then oh, they have a dick. Oh no. But then I'm mad.

It's kind of true. Yeah, this does look like a relationship. This cave is huge difference. Echo echo I Love you.

Oh God The cave can't even see it back. No one will ever see it back. Just give up. You don't deserve to be loved.

Wow our first. Alien Encounter Such an honor to meet you sir. Tell us what it was like meeting an alien. It grabbed my wife's tip off.

those are the tits and now I'm dramatized. I Mean it makes sense because if it were the arms right, how come the brown guy doesn't have it? Oh, you're right. this is a meme checkpoint. Show me the most recent meme in your phone and you slip a Viagra into a drink because you have a funny feeling she's not being honest with you but she doesn't Yeah, so you have to see if she has a dick or not.

Surprise visit to see my girl's apartment for the first time. She already has a toilet seat up for me. Turn on the TV already on ESPN Look in the closet. Oh man.

so I can make a new friend Victoria's getting dude. Why is that how you like? You figure out if your girlfriend is cheating on you you like go to her place. If there's ESP on the TV it's over. No.

I think if there's a man in that closet then yeah, it's over. When she's into goofy guys. oh my. God Why does goofy actually look like he's got Ritz Ritz yeah he's got Ritz crackers? No.

Reds You mean risk, it's two? Z's okay, it's Ritz How do you say how do you spell fizz? Kai The other day called uh Oppenheimer Oppenheimer I Feel like everyone has that stuff. You say something's weird archive can you sleep over your girl house and forgot your clothes? Juicy? Yeah some girls do wear that right? I'm looking for an acoustic guitar with clearly defined low end. It's a place. say no more.

Oh my God oh my God you fam dude. I'm gonna have to propose this guitar. it's got the fat that's I've been looking for bro. so my boyfriend came over right? oh no what happened So we mom why he couldn't have two years and she says you'll understand when you have a daughter and he said how am I supposed to have a daughter if you don't want to go in the room I'm done.

Oh he's right because at some point you also went into a boy's room and made your daughter so why can't he? The logic is infallible Genie Well Henry maybe it's because they're both 18. that's a perfectly ripe age. dude. if you walked in on your daughter getting I know what you'd say What? All right.

Thrust them hips boy just like twin sisters with complete two completely different Aesthetics one says father, the other one says daddy Skeletor strikes again Skeletor I mean they can both say father oh I mean is that a turn off for that guy? Wow is that turned on for you? Oh Father for 45 minutes strong. What is this Cinderella Like Monkey face? Absolutely brutal man. She's giving her all she can't breathe. She's crying.

She's crying. The picture makes it seem like the guy is the fairy God but he's like that's fine. Opera singer hits an extremely high note. the glass watching Opera wait, those are made of glass that's kind of hot.

Does that mean you can like peer up it and like see the insides because it's clear. Henry Do you think this is what proctologists should use on your sticker glasses? Oh I See, wait, why don't you got some hemorrhoids? Wait, there's what's that. Come in your ass. Look how dark these are I like my grits like I Like my men.

good one 25 at a time. Oh wow. almost. You'd really like the football team.

Then you stop counting. Stop. She stopped. Okay.

25. Woman: I Don't want no One minute man. woman. After being on top for 37 seconds, these women are weak, pathetic.

Not a single woman looks good in any of these. now. Will you win? Oh no, it's tarp. Nobody respond where everybody respond, do girls know that this is like what every guy wants to see do? Of course it's disgusting.

My wife just farted so loud she woke herself up then turned over hit me. This is what love after 18 years of marriage is like. Boys did this like uh when I store not waking myself up I've never woken myself up from my own fart. That was funny.

Yeah I know crazy fart because I hear you fart. but you just stay asleep. Your girlfriend cheating on you with me gang? I'm already knowing gang just dropped her back off when you get done with respect my curfew buddy. what Have her in the house by 7 30 and when it's my turn when you're done I Expected a different reaction from you.

but you a real brother I'll have her in the house at 7 20 10 minutes early just for you I Respect you gang I appreciate you be there to get her on Friday again. All right bed. Just let me know Brody sharing is caring. Yeah! Who said you can't pass on the love you know, like sexual communism.

Oh our girlfriend comrad everyone that's talking about AI this and AI that. but I can't even find someone to I Wow you, you understood the meme. You're not even Chinese Once you understand why the pizza is made round, packed in a square box and eat as a triangle, then you will understand women. No I understand that I Still don't understand women.

Okay, that's way more confusing. explain or I mean pizza's around because it's made from a dough. Okay, it's packed in a square box because that's the most economical way of storage. It's a triangle because that's the quickest way to cut it up.

That is all right. that's it for Saturday Asian Dating Thanks for staying. Now we're gonna subtly leave. We're doing hot line our Reaper hot sauce.

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