All right. Gene Today we're looking at some mixed reddits of your selection except for the first one we're doing. Tick-Tock Thoughts: Whoa I Feel like there's a video of like did you see the gorilla in the back actually so I guess this is what it would be like if she decided to kill you Snoo Oh huh. whoa whoa what? I Saw some things.

What things couple things. Well yeah. I saw some things. but I got a verify.

We got it. We gotta verify. You know what did you guys see I saw something. Yeah, we gotta verify.

The hell is this? Oh, that's it. Just oh no. Did you get stung? Okay, stay calm, don't worry. I've been preparing for this all day I Know just what to do.

All right? Oh all right. you're gonna need these. oh my. God these on whoa and close your mouth I Have that aim.

it's a golden shower for the first time. Wow First I get snooze new and then again the golden Char in the same video wasn't that debunked that you shouldn't pee on it? Don't tell her that. Oh whoa okay I thought she was gonna like kick the person She just because he's a dwarf doesn't mean you should kick him. That's wrong.

That's the wrong way. That is not what I said with the plates. yeah celebration. How does she not have like Cuts all over her hand? It's just tradition you wouldn't understand.

Oh yeah, what culture are you bullshitting me? No no. I'm gonna go to hell complete like what they think I'm gonna stay because most of the time they're wrong and so just like to let me like finish my thoughts and sentences. Oh that was the hardest I've ever tried to not last. Oh they're so good I Was in a relationship with him for like three four years and he died of a brain aneurysm in the middle of sex like are you I was giving him pain and his last words is oh oh my God oh my God oh this head's so good my head's gonna blow and then he died I mean like it was literally mind-blowing Yeah I feel like she needs to like do a seminar and like give this kind of hit or something Ted Talk I gave so good man died just so we know.

like how good it was like he's how much water she was like putting into that the r word hurts my feelings I'm actually really excited to see this I gotta stop right here. It's countless in the odd world because it's not. Oh no oh he's on the wrong side. Oh someone just helped the guy out.

okay not funny dude. and I want the woman who says disagree to be like case in point that man right there. Yeah because I was shocked I was like oh wow didn't expect like two people to disagree I'm also stupid. what are you gonna do if I broke into your house? Oh it's like a touche type of response.

two shade, two shades. See that black dude? No, not him the other one. This is not your average everyday. Darkness this is Advanced Darkness Oh wait.

I didn't see the other one do I fail. Oh crap. that means officially racist. No, it could mean that this photo quality kind of sucks ass.

Smith If you truly were not racist, you would have saw him Jenny clearly does not care about black people. doesn't even see them. probably want to. What a white person was standing in front of a white shirt and he had white hair.
Okay I don't know. and then if an Asian was standing amongst bananas, how could you do that? That was the only reason I ate the Snickers I will say Snickers without a dick. Van is weird. oh my God WrestleMania Snickers Oh yeah.

okay wait. do you want to do me IRL sure. Is it just me or has McDonald's gone from a happy child to a depressed middle-aged adult I Think it's because McDonald's trying to be more like. Is that like McDonald's they're like McDonald's classic modern McDonald's come dine in our fine Angus Come, you may obtain your meal of contentment.

finding out server pulse spin in place instead of strippers around the poles? Is the grown-ups finding out Santa isn't real? What? No, no, that's that's trolling. It's all. It's all a lie. You're telling me all those performances weren't real I Don't know if how I can live with this information I Took the pill for over two years so my boyfriend could go raw in this put.

but do you want to take a daily allergy pill? so I can have a kitten? All right? Whoa. Whoa. All right. Amy I Think you got a point.

It just depends like you know what kind of do you value more? My boyfriend bought some donuts and I took a bite out of every single one just to with him. but then you got mad about something else and I'm afraid when he sees the donuts, he's gonna lose his. That's gonna be the last. Goddamn strong.

Honestly I wouldn't even be that mad because he does this. I mean we share food all the time I Really don't care. You ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that you could have avoided if you had just been an yep, yeah, it's called having healthy boundaries I think a lot of women like Genie are too nice, just don't be agreeable. Keep saying no, you wanna ask me something? Do you want to not record for the rest of your life? Yes, Nothing betrays her age more than the sling you won't let go of.

Cat Tubular for sure for sure. Oh you see? Uh, that's epic. That gives away that you're from like 2012. then what do the modern people say? that she? we recognize That children need things like a summer break and several vacations a year.

but we we think it makes sense to have adults work for 60 years with maybe two to three weeks off a year. If you're lucky, it's because you're a child. but when you're older, it's like time to work you and grind you like a factory. Yeah, we don't get Summer break, but we get alcohol.

What a great exchange! My Lyft driver is going double the speed limit. has a check engine light on it is blasting Slipknot 30 tip territory. That's actually good because then you get to your destination double the time. That's why I give them 30 bucks a fault either.
Yeah, I appreciate that. Joe Would you like to check out some other reddits suddenly? Yay! All right Kent Get your hair up into my office now Harry Every single one of you knows my heart isn't Harry Yet none of you spoke up and I would never forgive you. He's right, my cowards. Okay, this isn't Taki because if you're in a team I'm pretty sure you've all seen each other nude.

They were having butts. excuse me, every single one of them if he said instead every one of you knows my isn't hairy then I will believe you if you bump into that guy in the gym changer. Whoa Shut up Oh my. God I Can't stop looking Oh I can feel the energy.

Saw it, you did it. Whoa. What if he has a really small penis? should as possible looks like that but still have like a little little pecker? right? Do you feel like if a guy looks like that, his penis has to be big? Why are you so infatuated on whether or not he has a big or small penis cat I'm gay I Eat that I wonder why Game Freak removed this feature? What is this feature for? Pokemon I mean I Feel like they should just remove like naming Pokemon because this is basically what people name the Pokemon All right, Should we just go somewhere else? Design: Jeep puts ads on the car. you can you can Mopar Vehicle Protection Maximum Care plans are Factory backed and offer you peace of mind in case of mechanical breakdown.

please press the call button to speak with a specialist. odometer must be less than 36 000 miles to purchase. Was that like music streaming service that like every car tries to sell you with Sirius FM right? Like every class that comes with like a serious FM King Subscription like no forcing scanning QR codes to see prices at the gas station they have a Tapatio Doritos they have popcorn Cheetos Dude this place got all the flavors. They got baked cheese, he got everything.

When there's this many items like nobody's getting the QR code for everything. That's a waste of time on my textbook. I Paid money for has a limit on the number of words you can copy and paste per section. You have already copied 72 of the maximum 83 words you're allowed to copy from this section.

Please select fewer words and try again. Technically, if you can copy everything, then you can just basically resell it. The lens these companies go to try and like you know, preserve their content. Knowledge is not given for free one dollar kids meal.

Wow, that's a good dip. Oh wait, no, it's 199 plus tax. Oh that is vile. We all know what dollar is Not possible.

It's 2023. it's the two dollar. Really outrageous for an entire kids meal. That's 100 more than what they were gonna charge.

Can you imagine if you can just feed a kid for a dollar, pop out. A bunch of kids feed them for three dollars a day. They said raising kids was expensive. thanks.

Carl's Jr 13 for souvenir cup at the Ballpark with 59 Cent refills Refills not valid All you have to do it at the the gas stations At 59 cents, they're still making a profit off of your refills. Oh dude, there's a time limit too. Yeah. I Guess that's to stop people from like using this cup to like, get like an infinite lifetime supply of soda.
Let's go. Oddly terrifying months ago I became friends for Crow Today he brought me the skull of another Crow I Have fought the War for you master I have taken the head of their leader This Land Is Ours Now you give me food and I bring you bones of our enemies I blew the Lamentations of the female gross oh God abandoned Tori gate found at the end of a submerged tunnel in Japan Okay, that is precisely where all of the Japanese horror ghosts I can already see one Phelan C-i-w-s detecting a passenger plane going overhead. No must eliminate Target Dude, that's that's some good Tech No Oh, Board games turned into horror movies Hungry Hippos Oh God please No operation I mean yeah, that's kind of how I feel Uno reversal I Want to play this Shoots and Ladders oh dude, we still don't know how to play this game. Don't break the ice I don't know this one.

Oh guess who? mouse trap Don't Wake Daddy Okay I don't know this one. Candy Land You know what doesn't even need to be turned into a horror movie? Game of life Oh terrifying dude. Oh sucks you get it's by the government every move you make yeah for the government and your college degree means nothing because it can't make up for the debt you rack up. oh my God college and then somehow you got married to like another woman and then like I don't know what's happening anymore Washing the kids stuffed animal.

Why did you? Why did you buy that? Yeah dude, you need to get like cuter stuffed animals man. A rare view of a tornado formation I Feel like some kind of Genie's gonna spawn? Oh look at that tail. Whoa. Is this guy gonna get out of here? Wait, did you see the Double Take He's like wait a second.

so wait what the wait? There's a giant tornado here. You look so shook that looks like he stopped recording right there to start running away. Well of course because I think you're like you're dead when you hear a bang and discover an aircraft engine lodged in the wall of your house. Oh, somebody died or parachute away Looks like a dystopian scene out of Idiocracy Oh, that's Amazon What's all the stuff in front of it? Like homeless homes? Dude? you know what? FF Yes I know Jesus Yes oh my God It's just like the situation except he doesn't deliver Shanty Townsend not originated from Final Four yes it did DIY this helps to bind it all together.

What: it's trying to make a like a filled up Rock wheel. It is rock salt. Okay, that's it. Terrible.

It's gonna be the worst ride in the world. Oh my. God it's so heavy I don't think the car is even like meant to use that he's trying to reenact. The Flintstones Wow I wonder what it feels like to be Fred Flintstone it probably killed his legs.
introducing 2023 Toyota Prius pickup that's actually sick. This is amazing. Yeah, now you have a an electric pickup truck and it's not a Rivian and it doesn't cost a hundred thousand dollars. Rate My Power switch.

Why though? I Mean it's kind of cool. You're clearly a cube guy and yet you do this with your like computer. Okay, hold on. If you like the copy of building keyboards, then you can't talk about this because they're both equally pointless.

Okay, keyboards work just fine. You don't have to spend all this money making a custom keyboard. just like the power button works just fine. You don't need to make a custom handle.

I'm sorry, but keyboard Community is mostly also a DIY Oh wow, let me take this then because you don't need it. I'm gonna take this back. That's a waste of money. Yeah, you don't deserve this.

You don't deserve the you can't cheat on this because like oh what if he doesn't like the sound of the like cheap classic power button. but he likes like the nice feeling of that metal right? Same reason why people build custom keyboards. same reason he started a war. All right, that's it for a mixed Reddit All right, thank you so much for watching.

We'll see you guys next time. Peace If you can leave right now. and edit for Mr Beast Would you just get it down your throat? That's what she said. That's what he said you would just go with this job I said I'm happy with a job not with you.

We love you. We will send for you God This is mine First, What shape and size do you imagine his pee pee to be? Wow Wow. it's a little big, a little unreasonable being your dad in your boyfriend's body or your boyfriend and your dad's which one of you looked this up on. Reddit.


4 thoughts on “Alcohol is one heck of a substance”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Bob says:

    Is it saying something that me, a fifteen-year-old, knew that stripper poles spin?

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Elemental Golem says:

    you go on the pill, because you both want sex, but dont want kids. you can end it at any time, and theres plenty of alternatives.
    a cat is a literral 10-20 year commitment, daily pills for 20 years is quite the commitment compared to not getting pregnant…

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars andy rathman says:

    the stuffed animal in the washing machine is the baby from the 90s tv show dinosaurs lmfao!! "not the momma"!!!

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Aerys Gaming says:

    I swear Henry was going to say "Just because he's a dwarf doesn't mean you should call him a person"

    Edit: That stuffed animal is Baby from Dinosaurs!

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